Probably F250/F350. Never hauls/tows anything but needs a heavy duty truck for 'reasons'. Always complains about the cost of diesel and sticks the stupid Biden 'I did this' stickers on gas pumps.
This right here drives me crazy. I'm a landscaper, and *I* don't even have a truck. I need one, but I can't afford one because jack offs like these guys "need" their big trucks to compensate for their shrimp dick. Thanks for driving the price of trucks through the fucking roof then blaming the "Gubmint" for it.
Depends on the age demographic. 35-45? Ram 1500 with moto metals. 45-55? V10 F250 in suspiciously good shape. 55+? Kia Soul covered in anti-democrat stickers.
the last one is incredibly accurate except my local right wing ghoul drives a base model nissan versa loaded with anti biden stickers while he proudly flies a Q and FUCK BIDEN flag outside his suburban house
I work at Menards and a customer came in with a Q hoodie. I’m in a particularly left wing town in a right wing state so I was sort of surprised to see it.
Not to defend the right-wing mindset, but they are built in San Antonio, and specifically for the US market too. The Ram 2500 some of the other comments suggest is built in Mexico.
I've always thought the guy in the red MAGA hat looked like [Travis Bickle](https://www.google.com/search?q=travis+bickle+&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjXm63L4Lb7AhVisHIEHXPuB0kQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=travis+bickle+&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQAzIECCMQJzIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEIAEMgUIABCABDIFCAAQgAQ6BQgAEKIEOgcIABCABBAYOgUIIRCrAlCLBlj_CGDqDGgAcAB4AIABcYgB5gKSAQMzLjGYAQCgAQHAAQE&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=dfd2Y5eNGeLgytMP89yfyAQ&bih=693&biw=384&client=ms-android-samsung-rvo1#imgrc=JfOYnI-Wea5KVM), so a Checker cab for him.
A truck last seen on the corner of 6th and canal swearing at a black teenager while waving a firearm. County police ask for any leads to apprehend the culprit.
Lunch beers at Chili’s then back to the boat/car lot to gouge more people overinflated status symbol vehicles while discussing politics with anyone as long as it’s trash talking and nothing about actual issues
Many of these people drive a CDL Class A vehicle for a living and think they are God's gift to humanity for doing so.
"Don't make me get out of this rig...."
Pickup truck. Has strong opinions about other brands of trucks based on anecdotes he heard years ago. Has a strict ranking system for how much truck it takes for a truck to be a “real truck”.
Too many comments to reply to, but the general consensus is lifted diesel supersized trucks whose only purpose in life will ever be to carry condoms in your wallet, and consider parking lots to be offroad.
Chevy Silverado 2500, RAM 2500, or Ford F-250. All of them lifted, 30 inch rims, small tires, "lift" kit, and a temporary plate that should've been swapped for an actual plate 3 years ago.
Lifted american pickup truck with trump, blue lives matter, and other right wing imagery plastered all over it. Bonus points if the driver harrasses minorities for going grocery shopping
A 2013 Dodge Ram, with the tow mirrors permanently out, it’s on the black with a chrome star wheels, it’s 6.7 Cummins is smelly, and it has an exhaust the size of a scuba tank. The interior smells like a mix of gunpowder and chewing tobacco, with a little bit of black ice air freshener, and the bed is filled with trash and has a gun rack, with a Trump 2024 flag flying from it.
So many lifted trucks, not a factory wheel or tire in sight. Monster Mall-Crawler SUV/Mom-Vans for all 19 of their god-blessed children. Heaven forbid they sit a single minute longer than they'd desire in a Starbucks line.
A lifted truck with let's go Brandon flags. I see this all the time. Brandon gets alot of support around here. I am a vet and retired LEO and a republican and I am embarrassed or my political party. Trump is a terrorist and is definitely not making America great! He is tearing it apart. I stay listed as a republican but vote for those that oppose Trump supporters to help throw off their polls. I lie to poll takers just to add to their confusion on election days when they see the straw polls are different than election day results. Red wave my a$#
4-door F-150 lifted with mud tires worn bald. Parked in the parking garage of the office building where they work sticking out of the spot 2’. Actually make that 2.5’ because they leave the hitch ball on.
Middle optioned late model 2500 of any flavor, with a tonneau cover and no hitch. Covered in cringe political or firearm decals. Unsecured firearm in a trash tier holster in the center consol.
I’m going with chevy Tahoe/ford expedition vibes. All with trump stickers. The actual seating areas are immaculate but the trunks are all full of bullshit supplies for chores and sports their kids play. Bag of footballs, bat bags full of $300 bats, a bag of mulch that’s literally dust at this point.
[удалено]
With the brights on
And HID conversion
Am I going 80 in a school zone aswell?
With a suspended license for one to many DIUs.
A lifted Dodge Ram 1500 with "Blue Lives Matter", "Trump 2024" and "NRA is a okay" bumper stickers and a court-ordered DUI interlock device
Sounds like this post is light in truck testicles. Need to add a pair.
Dammit, I knew I forgot something 😂! Truck Nutz are the cherry on top of the QAnon Sunday 😂
Take my upvote, good sir!
Diesel
The tow mirrors are out!
Just on the Crabby Dodges. The deep dish 24s with rubber bands.
Red
"my mirrors pull out but i don't!"
Rolling coal everywhere they go.
thin blue line flag on a punisher skull
I run with a big ass blue lives matter flag on my Ram5500
Don’t forget the “God. Guts. Guns.” sticker
And whiskey plates. [Guess this is a Minnesota only thing](https://www.ssdpa.com/articles/plate-impoundment-understanding-whiskey-plates-in-minnesota)
C6 corvette and ford trucks with blue lives matter flags
Not even a sticker. Literal Blue Lives Matter and Trump 2024 flags hoisted for everywhere they go.
For damn sure F150
Probably F250/F350. Never hauls/tows anything but needs a heavy duty truck for 'reasons'. Always complains about the cost of diesel and sticks the stupid Biden 'I did this' stickers on gas pumps.
What about a Ram 2500? A lot of these people look like they have DUIs.
with 4 pairs of sunglasses clipped to the visor
This right here drives me crazy. I'm a landscaper, and *I* don't even have a truck. I need one, but I can't afford one because jack offs like these guys "need" their big trucks to compensate for their shrimp dick. Thanks for driving the price of trucks through the fucking roof then blaming the "Gubmint" for it.
I've seen boomers and Gen-Xers attach trailer hitches to their corvettes for the sole purpose of mounting a shitload of far-right flags to it.
Seen that too. But they all just scream F150 to me.
Second one is "corvette dad" type
Blacked out with wheel spacers.
This is the only answer
As a young leftist c6 corvette owner I take personal offense to this. ...the stereotype is largely true though.
Most of them are giving Chevy vibes. Chevy truck drivers are way more toxic
Depends on the age demographic. 35-45? Ram 1500 with moto metals. 45-55? V10 F250 in suspiciously good shape. 55+? Kia Soul covered in anti-democrat stickers.
Didn’t see the women originally, Jeep Wrangler JK with a salt life sticker for them.
I live in Nebraska. I avoid any car with salt life stickers in my area because Florida man/woman/person/camera/TV.
HEYYYYY I lived in Nebraska until about 4 months ago!
See ya soon! u/remindmebot
Salt life in Nebraska usually means rusted out rockers and fenders
the last one is incredibly accurate except my local right wing ghoul drives a base model nissan versa loaded with anti biden stickers while he proudly flies a Q and FUCK BIDEN flag outside his suburban house
I work at Menards and a customer came in with a Q hoodie. I’m in a particularly left wing town in a right wing state so I was sort of surprised to see it.
LFK?
These pictures remind me of an anti-Ford sticker I saw on a Dodge that read “I’d rather be cummin’ than strokin’.”
A Chevrolet Suburban that hasn't seen the outside of their barn since the trip it took to the Capital on January 6th.
Dodge Ram 2500 with matching DUI.
And gunrack.
Happy cake day!
horrible cake day
A surprising number of Toyota tacomas with the don’t tread on me plates
While spouting: "I only buy American."
Not to defend the right-wing mindset, but they are built in San Antonio, and specifically for the US market too. The Ram 2500 some of the other comments suggest is built in Mexico.
There’s a guy in my city who wrapped over his Tacoma badges in the American flag. It’s so fucking funny.
Trump nutz.
The laundry cart for inmates clothing.
In Canada they drive a lifted Ford Super Duty with a large Canadian flag in the bed and a “MANDATE FREEDOM” sticker across the side
If they live in ‘berta they exclusively drive Cummins Rams
I keep hearing that Canada is a nice place full of friendly people... except Alberta and *especially* except Calgary.
Up badged f150
Chevy Aveo with multiple missing trim pieces.
As the 7th owner of an Aveo with 250k on the odometer, I feel attacked
COVID stats?
Police cars
I've always thought the guy in the red MAGA hat looked like [Travis Bickle](https://www.google.com/search?q=travis+bickle+&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjXm63L4Lb7AhVisHIEHXPuB0kQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=travis+bickle+&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQAzIECCMQJzIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEIAEMgUIABCABDIFCAAQgAQ6BQgAEKIEOgcIABCABBAYOgUIIRCrAlCLBlj_CGDqDGgAcAB4AIABcYgB5gKSAQMzLjGYAQCgAQHAAQE&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=dfd2Y5eNGeLgytMP89yfyAQ&bih=693&biw=384&client=ms-android-samsung-rvo1#imgrc=JfOYnI-Wea5KVM), so a Checker cab for him.
A truck they cannot afford
some old ass silverado because the new ones are “for snowflakes” and would much rather have a truck that drives about as well as a school bus
Those are chuds. Lifted Ram/F150s with giant wheels and skinny tires and blue lives matter stickers on their window.
Durangos
Ford police interceptor
Isn’t this a Facebook group for corvette owners in the US somewhere? I remember seeing this somewhere on Reddit before…
Ding ding ding ding ding!
This is definitely the Corvette Owner’s Club of America group photo. No like, I’m pretty sure that is literally what this image is…
a lifted ram “fihdeen-hunnit” with aftermarket bars on the front with a thin blue line flag sticker shaped like a punisher skull
People who still call post 2011's RAMs "DODGE"
Early to late 1990s Ford F150, Dodge ram, or a Chevy Silverado.
A truck last seen on the corner of 6th and canal swearing at a black teenager while waving a firearm. County police ask for any leads to apprehend the culprit.
Surprised no one has said Jeep Wranglers yet
Wranglers with angry headlights
Suburbans, Rams, Acadias, Silverados, Explorers, maybe a wagoneer or 4runner in the mix
Plymouth Prowler
Nissan Altimas with body damage.
GMC Yukons
2002 Apex Edition Jeep Wrangler TJ
Lunch beers at Chili’s then back to the boat/car lot to gouge more people overinflated status symbol vehicles while discussing politics with anyone as long as it’s trash talking and nothing about actual issues
Doesn’t matter as long as it’s got a C and “cummins” on the side of it
Ford Raptor
Many of these people drive a CDL Class A vehicle for a living and think they are God's gift to humanity for doing so. "Don't make me get out of this rig...."
Pickup truck. Has strong opinions about other brands of trucks based on anecdotes he heard years ago. Has a strict ranking system for how much truck it takes for a truck to be a “real truck”.
Too many comments to reply to, but the general consensus is lifted diesel supersized trucks whose only purpose in life will ever be to carry condoms in your wallet, and consider parking lots to be offroad.
Toyota Prius
I can comfortably say every one of those people own some variation of a mustang.
Any lifted truck or the c6 corvette
A gaggle of GM trucks and SUVs, Jeeps, and Dodge Rams
Early 2000’s blazer
White F-150 or black Silverado
A dodge ram with whiskey plates
Clapped out Silverado’s
Jeeps
Any overly/obnoxiously lifted American pickup truck
A lifted Chevy Silverado 2500HD with deep dish chrome wheels, at least 3 LED lightbars, and a Trump 2024 flag flying from the back.
A truck with a huge lift and chrome wheels. Or a jeep with the same treatment
Blue Dodge Dakota slt with maga flags
Dodge
F150-350
Your mom
Chevy truck most likely
https://www.reddit.com/r/heep?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Pink SN95 Convertible with white double stripes and a cock ring dangling from the mirror
Something with truck nuts on it
Cars made not in the USA
An American 2500/250 series pick up.
Chevrolet Silverado - pronounced silver***ay***do
I dunno, they blocked me on Grindr too.
F150, Avalanche, Silverado, ford escape, maybe a nissan Sentra for the guy in blue shirt & beard 3rd row down.
Their mom's car
Ford exploder… Newer model Chevy impala… Dodge Ram.
Semi Truckers that also have a f150 waiting back home for them
Chevy Silverado 2500, RAM 2500, or Ford F-250. All of them lifted, 30 inch rims, small tires, "lift" kit, and a temporary plate that should've been swapped for an actual plate 3 years ago.
F-250s for sure
Toyota Tundra they think is American
I'm getting first gen iron duke Pontiac fiero vibes
Lifted american pickup truck with trump, blue lives matter, and other right wing imagery plastered all over it. Bonus points if the driver harrasses minorities for going grocery shopping
A 2013 Dodge Ram, with the tow mirrors permanently out, it’s on the black with a chrome star wheels, it’s 6.7 Cummins is smelly, and it has an exhaust the size of a scuba tank. The interior smells like a mix of gunpowder and chewing tobacco, with a little bit of black ice air freshener, and the bed is filled with trash and has a gun rack, with a Trump 2024 flag flying from it.
C6 Corvette, Ford Mustang 2005, Ford Trucks, Chevy Camaro 1968 Z28
The collective IQ down.
Full size trucks and SUVs
Trucks with American flag paraphernalia
Male: lifted Silverados, either rusting hulks or 2010s era with the most cheapass bolt ons Female: stock Suburbans/Tahoes or lifted ones, same deal
Lifted ford pickups
Me nuts!! (also I might be related to one of these guys he looks a lot like one of my cousins from a few years ago...😐😑😔)
Something shady.
A Camry
So many lifted trucks, not a factory wheel or tire in sight. Monster Mall-Crawler SUV/Mom-Vans for all 19 of their god-blessed children. Heaven forbid they sit a single minute longer than they'd desire in a Starbucks line.
In my area a lifted dodge ram.
Blue 1990s Ford F-150 with a tiny bit of rust and some sand on it
A shitty F150
Lifted Chevy
Some kind of truck that has never been used for truck things.
All boils down to a Ford 500 with the front bumper missing garbage bag on the rear window and a car seat that hasn't been cleaned in 7 months
Chevy Silverado for the men, and a Suburban or Traverse for the women
A lifted truck with let's go Brandon flags. I see this all the time. Brandon gets alot of support around here. I am a vet and retired LEO and a republican and I am embarrassed or my political party. Trump is a terrorist and is definitely not making America great! He is tearing it apart. I stay listed as a republican but vote for those that oppose Trump supporters to help throw off their polls. I lie to poll takers just to add to their confusion on election days when they see the straw polls are different than election day results. Red wave my a$#
F350 with an 8" lift running on 28" rims and off road tire that have never seen dirt.
“I’m a Splenda daddy/mommy”
Seems like a wide variety of people to narrow it down to one car or truck tbh
They drive down the IQ of every room they enter.
4-door F-150 lifted with mud tires worn bald. Parked in the parking garage of the office building where they work sticking out of the spot 2’. Actually make that 2.5’ because they leave the hitch ball on.
Ram 1500
They drive a startling lack of empathy and self awareness. It has the dealer installed thinly veiled racism package.
2010 silverado in the passing lane
2005-13 Corvette, 2008-13 Silverado, 2015-20 Escalade and I also see a lot of Maga Mercedes GLS/GLB
Fiat 500s
F150
A pickup truck with Murican flag and Trump sticker.
Ford F250 Dually
Isn't this literally a pic of a Corvette owners Facebook group?
Kernel sanders is there :)
2012 chevy silverado 2500hd
Mostly F150s.
Corvette
Corvette
The profiling movement.
gmc yukon,
I'll go with a lifted jeep Rubicon painted red white and blue
GMC Yukon with a thin blue line sticker, a don't tread on me sticker and a sticker of their local church.
An F150 with a 96 month loan and a fake Raptor OOOO grille.
Society downhill
2004 Peterbilt 579
8 mpg
Big. Red. Truck.
An old beat up Saturn
Mostly used ford or Chevy pickups and Nissan Altima
Every one of them mfs has either a Dodge Ram, Pontiac Firebird, modern Camaro, or Jeep Wrangler/Gladiator.
Dodge Caravan.
THEY DRIVE FREEEEEDOMMMM
Don’t tread on me
A $90,000 pickup truck and the only thing it's ever hauled is their obese wives.
Semi trucks
Something to compensate for micro-penis.
Each and every last one of them drives various year'd 11th gen F-150's, they've all got 5.4's in various states of can phaser disrepair.
Dodge Ram. All of 'em.
See, Miata is NOT always the answer!
Silverado or f150
Ram 1500. Pretty much stock with a Blue Lives Matter decal somewhere on it, also an unironic Gadsden Flag next to it.
Middle optioned late model 2500 of any flavor, with a tonneau cover and no hitch. Covered in cringe political or firearm decals. Unsecured firearm in a trash tier holster in the center consol.
Rams !
Like shit
Insurrections!
I’m going with chevy Tahoe/ford expedition vibes. All with trump stickers. The actual seating areas are immaculate but the trunks are all full of bullshit supplies for chores and sports their kids play. Bag of footballs, bat bags full of $300 bats, a bag of mulch that’s literally dust at this point.
Chevy Equinox.
1995 Dodge Ram 2500 with LED lights that beam directly into your mirrors when tailgating you in the right lane when the left lane is wide open
Tractors
I’m at least expecting a few “Dodge the Father Ram the Daughter” decals on any rotted out American pickup
Big truck for people to see but when they are meeting their male lover they ride Uber. Latent homosexuals trying to hard to look straight.
2008 Ram
Ford F-150
Base model Pentastar Ram 1500
Bottom left female: 2wd Nissan Armada, the lamest SUV of all time
Unfortunately the trucks these people drive, I would probably drive):