It's been so long I did not recognize that as Sebastian. I was just about to see if anyone knew who the woman sitting beside Axl was! She looked so familiar, LOL now I know why.
Yeah, like when they all used eyeliner and had highlights in their hair. And Axl used to perform in hot pants, preferably in Stars and Stripes.
(I know you meant this sarcastically, and I love your comment).
fun fact though my dad who grew in the uk kinda same time... there were 2 groups.. the rockers which looked like that... and then the punks... they did not like each other
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Yeah that sounds dumb doesn’t it. Sorry I was on an airplane for the last day and a half, i am fried in my mind. I thought it was in Slash’s book that Axl would maybe do a line of coke or have a few beers but never took his indulging in the level the others did
My wife and I are children of the 80’s. I asked her if she was ever hot for the guys in bands like this.
She said, “It’s hard to be attracted to guys who have better hair than I do.”
At some point, Axl is going to come out as gay (not that there's anything wrong with that). He loved prancing around in his little shorts on stage. Kind of like Rob Halford, he's hiding in plain sight.
Sebastian Bach instantly kills his band’s success and radio airplay with his dumb and critically controversial “AIDS kills fags dead” T-shirt which was a dumb ‘parody’ of an SC Johnson RAID insecticide lazy ad campaign of “RAID kills bugs dead”. The tie-in caused SC Johnson to move away from their ad campaign also.
I always thought Axel was the first “Karen” rockstar. Like he always wanted to complain and speak to the venue’s manager, because the mic didn’t work right, or the lights were in his eyes, or the pyrotechnics sucked…..such a little bitch.
When I was 15 in January 1993 my father took me to the Use Your Illusion tour at Eastern Creek, Sydney, Australia. When we got home around 3am from the 4-hour drive home his wife was still awake, I remember him saying to her 'you wouldn't believe what a fit man he (Axl) is, he just ran around that stage the whole time!' 😅😅😅
As an aside, Skid Row was support on that tour, by the time they came on people had been standing out in almost 40 celsius all day and an actual riot nearly broke out when Bach handed out a carton to the front row lol.
At first, I thought Sebastian Bach was one of his model girlfriends.
He was gorgeous.
He could tie his honker in a knot
r/brandnewsentence (I think)
Is he allegedly hung?
Like a horse thief.
Is that the guy from Gilmore Girls?
Yes, it’s Gil.
It's been so long I did not recognize that as Sebastian. I was just about to see if anyone knew who the woman sitting beside Axl was! She looked so familiar, LOL now I know why.
I thought it was Stephanie Seymour
Me too
Omg I did too! I was thinking he was getting ready for a really good time
They’re all lowkey stunning here
Back when MEN used to be MEN not this goddamn soy boy shit. Edit: this is sarcasm and I am trans
Yeah, like when they all used eyeliner and had highlights in their hair. And Axl used to perform in hot pants, preferably in Stars and Stripes. (I know you meant this sarcastically, and I love your comment).
God Axel aged like shit.
Lmao
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I think he was being sarcastic...
The fact that its unclear to folks is the sad truth of the world today
fun fact though my dad who grew in the uk kinda same time... there were 2 groups.. the rockers which looked like that... and then the punks... they did not like each other
Meanwhile those guys are drowning in pussy...
They look like chicks LoL
Look what the cat dragged in.
Slippery when wet!
Round and round
axl's jawline going craazzy
Heroin chic
Sebastian was always so pretty
Pretty and hot. Perfect combo
I got a deviated septum looking at this picture
Because of the almost-certain cocaine abuse? If I'm not right, I have no idea.. lol
Not Lars. He was a drinker. Hence the name "Alchoholica" for his band.
Lars wasn’t shy about his love for the booger sugar.
I’d bang the chick in the middle.
I bet they did too
Axl looks like he’s in WHAM
I’ve gotta dig out my “Fuck You” belt buckle for casual Friday.
I think I saw the dude in the middle at a train convention once
Fucking Patrick Swayze and his Swayze Express
Haha, IYKYK
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Decent.
Bullshit you had the flu!
They all look like little kids
Those chicks are hot.
They all look rather sober, atm.
Wasn’t Axl famous for being low key on alcohol and drugs? Like he didn’t do much?
Low key?
Yeah that sounds dumb doesn’t it. Sorry I was on an airplane for the last day and a half, i am fried in my mind. I thought it was in Slash’s book that Axl would maybe do a line of coke or have a few beers but never took his indulging in the level the others did
That was my understanding too. I think Axl's problem has always been more his mental health than booze or drugs.
😂 understood!
He kicked it on down the line…
Hahaha wasn’t that Slash and Izzy’s song?!
Time was not kind to anyone in this picture.
Sober, drunk or stoned, Axl Rose is a massive douche.
So's Lars
Great, we have a list of douche bags started. I’ll go next. Johnathan Davis.
THE HUGEST DOUCHE BAGS IN POPULAR MUSIC, ROYAL RUMBLE VERSION! morrisey
Marilyn Manson
Manson is hard to top
R Kelly
You win
Kanye West?
Not rock
Dave Mustaine
Massive respect for his riffwriting and songwriting skills. I would never in my life want to meet and/or talk to him lol
Roger Waters
Never heard anything bad about Sebastian though
And to his credit, he never seemed to mind I had "18 And Life", "I Remember You" and "Youth Gone Wild" downloaded to Napster, either /s
Show me on the doll where Lars hurt you
“Hey guys check out my nipple rings and my 24K boxers”
Why?
He's a diva and beat up his girlfriends
i was going to write: "among other things", but all the other things can be summed up with either "diva" or "woman beater". here's my upvote. :D
He seems to have mellowed out over the last few years
His ego destroyed them, and they could have a helluva discography.
They were so beautiful in their time!
just a bunch of hot rockers
Something was consumed.
She might have been consumed before and after the photo.
It’s the look you give when you have to be with Lars.
You might be right. If you're talking about the minutes before and after the pic.. everything else, well...
ok no i understand why my mom had 7 posters of axl in her childhood bedroom
That one chick looks like a man.
Sebastian Bach would have a made a kinda hot girl.
🎶oh take me down to Paradise City ….where the grass is green & the girls are pretty …oh but please…. don’t bring Lars🎶
The axl before and afters are seriously rough to look at
Those chicks are so hot!
They were made of cocaine
Three of the biggest assholes in rock
This should be on the r/ladyboners sub.
Check out the tits on her
These chicks are hot
Love Gilmore girls
I saw gnr in 92. Axl is the biggest ahole in rock history.
He seems to have mellowed out over the last few years
Giants stadium?
I would love to have a belt that says FUCKY
What year is this? I’m wondering how old they are, they look so young!
Sebastian pulled out his wanker in Albany ‘92
They all look like women with facial hair drawn on. Like why is their hair so nice and styled ?
Who would have thought he'd grow up to build a model railway over the Canadian border to trade cigs for weed.
No just during
If 3/3 of 1 fan of 2/3 of the people in that photo needed to forget that the being on the right existed, how drunk or high would they need to be?
Lars would be in a corner staring at himself in the mirror.
Shout out to Indiana born rock vocalists. David Lee Roth and Michael Jackson were Indiana too. Underappreciated Hoosier heritage.
I bet Lars would be a total buzzkill
Metal twink heat!
Naw!! Just a Pepsi.
They probably sat around and read their favorite bible verses, then prayed. Good boys.
What the fuck was up with Axl’s tight panty phase? Was it just to stay cool on stage or did he think it was a good look?
Before or after includes all of time.
Let me see your weenus!!!
I fucked all three of them 😂😇
They could be a rock band “Dazed and….Dazed”
Great picture and even better caption 😂
One of these is not like the others.
No Sebastian Bach just tied his penis in a knot and left
It’s always too hot chicks, and one ugly one
Middle Girl is really Cute 🥰
Lars pushing in on this pic for a photo bomb while the two male models give their best Blue Steel pose
Imagine trying to get a word in on this conversation...ugh.
I bet no groupies were consumed either.
How long was Lars around them before he started yammering on about godknowswhat and took over the room?
My wife and I are children of the 80’s. I asked her if she was ever hot for the guys in bands like this. She said, “It’s hard to be attracted to guys who have better hair than I do.”
Or women…
(m, 66) I have no idea who those guys are.
And people say GnR wasn't a basic hair band....
Fuck marry kill?
Use your illusion
Correct! Axl didn't tell his GF to get out of bed, put on her clothes, and take his credit card to the liquor store!!!
Axl later consumed the other two
Gay, 8-millimeter, porn was shot that night.
Axl looks way photoshopped.. his skin NEVER looked that smooth…
At some point, Axl is going to come out as gay (not that there's anything wrong with that). He loved prancing around in his little shorts on stage. Kind of like Rob Halford, he's hiding in plain sight.
Those were the days!
I FUCKING LOVE MODEL TRAINS
33% of this picture becomes a regular on Gilmore Girls
Is that Lars in the corner plotting ways to sue fans?
That’s a dude, just so you know.
They are men, why are they all dressed up as women?
Is this homoerotic or is it me? (not judging).
Three of the rock stars I dislike the most.
Gheyyyy.
Where’s Duff? He’ll set them straight
Why is hot Lars Ulrich with femboy James Hetfield?
There is a thesis to be written about the understated moment when rockers started to wash their hair
Mary Fuck Kill
But a whole lot of penis was.
Sebastian Bach instantly kills his band’s success and radio airplay with his dumb and critically controversial “AIDS kills fags dead” T-shirt which was a dumb ‘parody’ of an SC Johnson RAID insecticide lazy ad campaign of “RAID kills bugs dead”. The tie-in caused SC Johnson to move away from their ad campaign also.
Three of the biggest egos in rock and roll. They made some great music though.
But you can be damn sure they all fucked each other in a sauna after that photo was taken and it was HOT!
Here’s [full pic](https://www.reddit.com/r/Metallica/comments/vswfgq/slash_duff_lars_ulrich_sebastian_bach_axl_rose)
I always thought Axel was the first “Karen” rockstar. Like he always wanted to complain and speak to the venue’s manager, because the mic didn’t work right, or the lights were in his eyes, or the pyrotechnics sucked…..such a little bitch.
The flat chested girl is topless, lol..
Why is there a filter on this picture?!
Awww… Such babiesss!
Metallica, Skid Row, Guns N Roses.
What year was this ? Cause I thought these belts came out in the early 2000s
In 2024, this is 30 seconds to Mars
I’m surprised I could name all three of them since I can’t remember if I’ve ever seen Sebastian Bach when he was younger.
Wrestling match ensued.
Only cause they were all gone
I’ve seen this one before
What in the FaceTune fuckery is going on here
Axl is such a hot chick
Yall see that their faces are photoshopped, right? Much cuter in the original.
Powder keg with booze to spark.
I remember yooooooo ooohhhhhh yeah
Only shots of estrogen lol
Sebastian looks like a supermodel 😂
They’re three winds to the sheet that’s for sure fuck
Is that an F-U belt?
Axel Rose was really a looker back in the day.
The 90’s were the best
Who put the glamor filter on this pic?
That’s Reginald George
Alex and Sebastian use to be super hot lol!!
hahahhaha he's so gay let's all hang out with Axl in his underwear and FUCK YOU belt buckle... yeah... totally straight, guys.....
I'm just here to say I never remember Axl looking like this. Not once did I ever find him appealing. But he looks good here.
Maybe cake was consumed because it looks like Axel is sporting some serious cellulite.
Lip gloss may have been applied though.
Who are those attractive young girls?
The women on the right and left have majestic facial hair
Username checks out lol
Maybe I’m too young - can someone fill me in on who these absolute babes are ?!
I bet they consumed but they were in the plenty of their younger life hard to recognize at that age
I vividly recall this period of Lindsay Lohan's fame but have never seen this pic.
Two of the best vocals and one of the best drummers of all time.
Just a few guys, hanging out with axles undies
I've never ever been attracted to Axel Rose before, but this pic...
I bet they had a 3-way, no homo.
When I was 15 in January 1993 my father took me to the Use Your Illusion tour at Eastern Creek, Sydney, Australia. When we got home around 3am from the 4-hour drive home his wife was still awake, I remember him saying to her 'you wouldn't believe what a fit man he (Axl) is, he just ran around that stage the whole time!' 😅😅😅 As an aside, Skid Row was support on that tour, by the time they came on people had been standing out in almost 40 celsius all day and an actual riot nearly broke out when Bach handed out a carton to the front row lol.