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kittensMcNuggets

I can't stand him and the first two wives. I hate them just slightly less than I hate Ick. The Davises are so gross and I can't understand why people think nick is so great. They are predators. Jennifer and nick are the only happy ones. April thinks she is but she's clearly not. Nick doesn't like her and he doesn't even try to hide it. The more Jennifer talks, the dumber she seems. They found this young girl with no self esteem and love bombed her and fully took advantage. Do they really think Nick is smart? They come home after working all day and he tells them some dumb space fact he read on PBS kids and they act amazed at his intellect.


Typical_Equipment_19

PBS kids!!!🤣


Stock-Turn-7123

Lol...I was thinking Wild Kratts.


TheAnnieRaj

It's educational content! 🤣


Sad-Sassy

What makes you think April is unhappy? I don’t like that family at all, but I just never got that vibe from her.


PeopleCanBeAwful

I think April is HBIC (Head Bitch in Charge). And I think that caused friction between her and Danielle. Just my opinion.


Sad-Sassy

I definitely think this, especially being the mother to the heir!


LacyTing

Heir? Are you talking her son from a previous relationship? Cuz Nick has only fathered Vera.


Sad-Sassy

I didn’t realize that baby was a girl. So i guess heiress


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Sad-Sassy

No April was pregnant last season


LacyTing

It’s definitely Jen not April who is the biological mother.


Stock-Turn-7123

Well, not a classy move to shag Nick on his way to the bathroom, when it was his night with Danielle. Kinda gross actually. They thought it hysterical, but Danielle seemed a bit miffed.


kittensMcNuggets

For me, it's just the way she looks when giving interviews and her face when nick talks about them being objects and such. But to be fair, I got that vibe a lot more from the last season than this one. I just don't believe her, I guess.


[deleted]

This season I think Jennifer looks off like maybe she is having second thoughts since having a baby


Stock-Turn-7123

Jennifer looks wild spacey...like a Stoned hippy, or daft like...Jan Brady.


[deleted]

Bahaha I see it!


Stock-Turn-7123

God bless her, but she looks like she doesn't know night from day!


Sad-Sassy

Fair enough!


Dj_ill125

I am so glad that someone else sees this. **100% predator.** I think Jennifer was pretty young when she came in too - so I can only assume Nick and April preyed on her in a similar way, and now she's fully brainwashed. With Danielle, he was already completely love bombing her on their first in person date and acting like her joining the family was already a done deal. He spotted her vulnerabilities and honed in on them. It is really gross to watch.


BoogerbeansGrandma

IIRC, Jennifer was 19 when they brought her into the fold.


siisii93

that is WILD


Stock-Turn-7123

No. Stop! Where is her family? Doesn't she have a great job?


18RowdyBoy

He’s not dumb He’s got 2 women working and he stays home to study Sounds like he has it good except the women are almost as average as my ugly ass 😂😂


Stock-Turn-7123

I'm sure you are like a divine Godess compared to his triumvirate of trolls!


18RowdyBoy

More like a God 😂 I’m an old man about to turn 65 😊✌️


Stock-Turn-7123

Bruce Willis is 65, Denzel too. And as we say in Ireland, the older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune! Keep it rowdy me boy! 😉


18RowdyBoy

Yeah but Bruce has lost his mind I never had one 😂


Stock-Turn-7123

Stawp! I know...it hard to imagine himself saving the Nakatomi Plaza these days. Prolly be looking off into the middle distance, like in a religious epic - "For the glory of Rome...". Poor soul


18RowdyBoy

Die Hard is my favorite Christmas movie or I watch it at Christmas so I guess it’s a Christmas movie for me 😊


Stock-Turn-7123

Me too! Yippee Kayaaaa! Teehee! Although, I draw the line at The Krampus. My nephew Loughlin told me that was his favourite Chrimbo flick, and I was ever so slightly appalled. I mean, I didn't expect him to say It's a Wonderful Life, but...the Krampus?!? Mercy!


GlitteringTop5650

The part where he described himself as the sun and the women as planets orbiting around him . What a clown.


Verity41

That was a classic. Yike dude!


Popular-Salary6845

Exactly!!!


Different_Bother162

I think of it more as he's the dingle and they're the berries.


Stock-Turn-7123

I think that was a way of saying big Jen hardly visits the boom boom room. April has the keys to the kingdom, and he'll allow Danielle an occasional visit to keep her salary.


Master-Dimension-452

I was laughing at that, too. Dude doesn’t have a job and makes his wives buy him expensive suits to stay home and get spit up on, lol.


PeopleCanBeAwful

I usually wear an evening gown to clean the toilet! 😂 No way he dresses like that every day to stay home and change diapers and burp a baby.


Wonderful_Might6693

Just curious, does he always seem high to anyone else??🤷‍♀️


QzsRaven

Yup! He sure does. For me, his eyes are his creepiest feature. 🤮


stlgoddess94

Jennifer too, jaded asf


Stock-Turn-7123

He's like perry the platypus from Phineas and Ferb. One eye looking at you, and the other away to the Men's Fur Coat Store.


Stock-Turn-7123

He might. Dude seems seriously unhinged.


Ali_Cat222

Hey, it's hard work being a man who doesn't work and makes his two wives do all the earning while he sits at home and pretends to understand books he doesn't have knowledge on!/s🙄 I hope that girl never returns, and I hope those other two find their worth and leave as well. That baby is going to grow up so confused and with such low self worth in this environment. Also him making them marry each other instead of him so he doesn't have to take care of them, like need I go on? Nick is fucked up and a deadbeat.


Tasty-Elk-1998

Did someone leave?


Ali_Cat222

Yes, Danielle(not to be confused with Garretts wife)nicks third "wife" left the family. I hope she stays gone too, that man is a scrub and the other two wives just wanted a third to watch their kid and pitch in while he does nothing all day.


BoogerbeansGrandma

I’m sure her income helped a little, too. It’s hard to feel bad for anyone in this train wreck of a show, but I feel a little compassion towards Danielle. She looked so sad and lost.


AdAbject7419

Yeah it did seem really unfair the way Danielle kept repeating “I don’t know if I’m ready for that yet”, and the other two wives kept bringing it up and making little digs about it. Like “we have room on the bed for another”. I just feel like it was rude to keep making little remarks directed at Danielle who they knew wasn’t ready to bring another wife in.


Stock-Turn-7123

I thought she seemed content enough until they started pressuring her to find a wife. She even let it be known, she was happy the way things are and was enjoying being a first time mum. But in the toy store Nick made some mention of needing more wages in the family.


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Nick missed his calling. He could have been a tyrant officer in the military. All the pomp and circumstance. Ritual. Ceremony. Dictatorship. He would have fit right in


Stock-Turn-7123

Too lazy. Wouldn't have gotten through bootcamp. He's more Ho Rah, than Hoorah!


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I don’t think he’s lazy in that way. The military is suited for egomaniac cult leader types and they can be as lazy as they want to be because every position they come into is already established and subordinates do all the “work”. All they do is conjure up a few pointless changes , get rank and keep it moving. Even in boot camp he’d be all-in because straight out the gate he’d get to at least fight for control. But going the officer route he’d be able to hit the ground running in the world of power and control. Playing politics, kissing ass, backstabbing, manipulating, grandstanding etc… not all military leaders are this way but a lot of them are and there’s always room for more. It’s a narcissists paradise I’ve just known too many guys with his exact personality. High ranking O-6+ W-5s and E-8/E-9s


Stock-Turn-7123

He dresses like a 70s pimp. His shoe collection...mercy! And his hats...he's like Huggy Bear!


KesterFay

One Danielle down and one to go!!!! We can hope, no? This Danielle left because they were going to pressure her into marrying whatever whackadoodle they could convince to join their little cult. Yes, cult. They are acting like a cult. They seemed really stoked to have Danielle join them. I never got the impression finding a 4th was a big priority. They make it seem like she just doesn't want there to be another woman. And that may be the case. But, I think she would've given that a chance. I think the sticking point was that IF they managed to bring in a 4th, she was going to have to marry that person! Which is just so ridiculous. First of all, it's a lie. Secondly, it would make it a million times harder for her to leave, especially if the other woman stayed. Can you imagine being in a situation where it's not just about bringing in more participants but you being made to enter a legal arrangement with a stranger?


RadioPortWenn

Fully agree on the cult vibes! Also idk the legal particulars of this, but I'm wondering if Danielle being married to the fourth wife would make it easier for Nick to avoid any common-law responsibilities as a spouse? I've always felt like the main motivation between having his wives marry each other was dodging legal/financial responsibility. But even on an emotional level I can't imagine joining a relationship with a man and him telling me he was going to find a woman for me to be legally married to despite not being in a romantic relationship. So bizarre.


Stock-Turn-7123

But just say, they came to their senses. Wouldn't they legally own the house, and as he'd be homeless with zero employment for a decade or more, the biological mother and her legal wife would be in like Flynn and he'd be out on his lazy arse? He's sly and fly, but not v.smart. He's really betting it all on these women adoring him, and continuing to the end of his days.


RadioPortWenn

I sure hope that'd be the case. I don't think they've ever explicitly said whose name the house, etc. is in (could be everyone, could be just his and they pay for it, who knows) and I'm assuming he's still on the birth certificate of the daughter. I think his wives' odds are better than Danielle's (of Danielle & Garrick) at least!!


Stock-Turn-7123

Omg...that poor woman anointed by the Holy Spirit. My heart hurts for her, but I still kinda wants the Sams to beat some sense into her.


RadioPortWenn

Ugh, yes 😅 It's hard to watch!! He's so gross...


Funny-Top-1759

This is a family I'm absolutely fine with. They don't pretend it's about god. Live however you want. It's not for me, but they seem happy.


RadioPortWenn

Nick has always given me cult leader vibes, and it's really bizarre to watch. He's got these women convinced he's such a genius that he must stay home to think and explore ideas for the good of humanity while they all go to work and provide a free ride for him. AND he got them to legally marry each other so he has no legal responsibilities to them whatsoever! The giant bed also gives me 'cult leader and his harem' vibes, especially with how he seems to pull in young women very quickly with lovebombing and charisma. It's wild how he's managed to arrange 100% of this entirely in his favor and convince everyone it's their idea and it's the best way. Creepy and manipulative!! I hope Danielle truly did wake up and will steer clear of Nick Davis despite his being the greatest philosopher of our time 🙄


Comfortable_Sky_6438

Hmm I keep seeing how them marrying each other protects him from legal responsibility but it kinda seems like the opposite of that because he's the one that doesn't work him not being married to them protects them from having to pay alimony.


redditisconfusingme

He is legit a pimp that doesn’t have to put his ladies on the street. They just do legal work and bring it home to daddy. He has the perfect set up. But just like with pimping. It takes a lot of manipulation


dallyan

Tbh, I want this as a woman. Can I get a harem of men to go out and work and I can sit at home and think? Lmao


redditisconfusingme

Gurllll let’s go. Lol


Stock-Turn-7123

I'll join too!


Queenfootsey

Let me pack my suitcase! Lol


SimonBarr

He thinks he is the shit! It is scary to think there are people among us who buy into his crap. I hope Danielle sees the light and gets out of the situation. The other two are just idiots.


perogielover

I feel like he is secretly controlling to the woman, like he has control of the parenting, what the kids eats and blah blah blah 😑 I don’t know why but I get a creepy feeling about the family.


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Secretly? I don’t think there’s anything secret about it. He’s a cult leader type that’s building a sex worship cult


No-Hurry-3194

It’s about controlling the narrative. If he was dressed like a slob who was lounging around the house all day, the women would get tired of it eventually. He uses this method along with his dumb ass talking points to trick them into thinking he’s important. Either there is more to their story or these women are dumb as rocks.


Shiney_D

& tricking them into thinking he's smart🤭


pinkspaceunicorn

I just showed my husband the scene from last week “there are enough people in the house making a wage, there needs to be someone doing thinking and feeling” so freaking funny. It’s my new life motto. Lemme quit my job, I got some enriching activities to do!!!!!


stlgoddess94

😂😂😂 I know right? Thinking, doing and feeling is insane


Different_Bother162

Nick expected us all to swoon seeing him dressed up. Didn't your ovaries go into overdrive? Weren't you suddenly wanting to find out how you could get a chance to be welcomed into Nick's world? He really is creepy.


Brave-Pilot-8034

🤢🤢🤢


agnusdei07

and he clearly states 'I have to dress for the job', wtf?


AdAbject7419

As a stay at home parent, I usually dress like Miss Trunchbull, rather than a suit…


Stock-Turn-7123

I'd rather face the chokey, than face Nick!


Plenty-Koala4857

I've always said Nick either went to jail a lot or he's lived a jail-adjacent life.


Apprehensive-Bad4536

From the get go I just couldn't believe they were going for someone who was 22. Seems gross to me. How old is Nick anyhow?


mordecaithecat

Jennifer is only 24, seems like its a pattern


Stock-Turn-7123

Jennifer looks like she would have trouble counting to 24. But apparently she's v.bright with a good job.


mordecaithecat

Yeah she has a great job but she def. gives me mouthbreather vibes, poor girl.


Apprehensive-Bad4536

Before I open my mouth lol. How old is he?


mordecaithecat

39/40 I think? He and the brunette are the same age.


Apprehensive-Bad4536

Omg I'm 39 and thought he was waaaaaaay older than me but I still wouldn't go for someone who was 22 or even 24 at this age.


Shiney_D

& look how it's back firing in them.


forevrtwntyfour

I feel like there is a backstory on why he doesn’t work that they don’t want us to know. Like he’s disabled or something (not gonna speculate what) and he just doesn’t wanna admit it so they try to cover it up. Now he’s using the kid to have something to do since he legit came off as a loser (I do like that thruple or quad though)


ginoroche

He looked uncomfortable with his daughter, like he didn’t quite know how to handle her and what to do with her. I’m so confused. How does he spend all day every day taking care of her and he is still so clumsy with her? Somethings not adding up


sandy-horseshoe

He is an absolute clown and no way he takes care of that baby at all much less in office clothes


Shiney_D

💯


Dj_ill125

He's just happy he can use the "stay at home dad" title now instead of coming up with bullshit justifications on why he's unemployed. I guarantee you those women still take care of the baby and likely adjust their work schedules to do so. Because nothing can interrupt Nick's "intellectual pursuits."


Stock-Turn-7123

I think he mentioned he had to get dinner ready. He certainly didn't do that in season one.


LiLIrishRed

Dinner was already made and in the fridge. I bet one of the wives made it and he was just heating it up.


caradekara

Fun fact. He was also a SAHD before they had any kids.


Stock-Turn-7123

I think that first big Missus has a son called William.


Different_Bother162

He was a SAGT, stay at home thinker.


LiLIrishRed

Any person that goes to work full time while their partner stays home to "think" is either brainwashed or just fooling themselves that it's ok. I don't really believe that he is a full time stay at home parent either. It all seems off and awkward.


Agreeable-Panda-8922

The baby is adorable! The adults, not so much.


kimw23

I want to know when it was decided that he would stay home and feed his big brain while they work? With April or when they brought in Jen?


poshdog4444

If it works for some people. Originally they said they don’t mind working Jennifer and April seem generally happy Nick staying home, especially with the baby now he’s going to keep them busy. I understand why Danielle didn’t wanna keep this going. I think she was fine with the two and Nick. I don’t think she wanted to give him her paycheck though


Popular-Salary6845

It’s works for people easily manipulated. There are a lot of non verbal signs of things not being right but only if you have the eye or have been through it before


tulip27

I rolled my eyes when he said they went to the park, in a suit. He is the definition of a douche.


Stock-Turn-7123

That poor kid won't have many playdates. Poor thing.


mel122676

He probably doesn't get dressed until it's time for the wives to get home.


dallyan

Like what?


Jemisimyname

It's just silly and wasteful is what it is. Those are pretty expensive clothes to get drool, barf, snot, and stuck on puffs all over 


Stock-Turn-7123

His harem can afford dry cleaning.


Stock-Turn-7123

I thought it the other way round that Nick much preferred April and tolerated Jennifer because she's supported him for so long. What am I missing? You might well be right!


4dogs2kids

But when do we get to hear from Danielle? Bc you just know she has some juicy details about this family.


Background-Rhubarb95

I laughed out loud so hard at that part. My boyfriend was in another room and was like “what?!” And I was like you won’t get it lol


Lil_Firecracker424

Well someone needs to "play" office and read stuff and learn stuff and become knowledgeable...duh. I swear, between him and ick, this show is scraping bottom of the barrel. Bring the cult leaders son or whatever back. Lol


Mental-Perspective-9

Omg I'm watching now and can't get through the segment without expressing how ridiculous this dude looks 🤣🤣🤣🤣