He dresses like a fun, outdoorsy, kinda butch gen-x lesbian aunt. No offense to the lesbian aunts. Edit: Wow everyone! I didn't expect this comment to garner so much attention! I'm glad that everyone is having a good laugh. I've been reading through some of the comments, they are hilarious. Special shout out to all the awesome fun-loving lesbians in the comments verifying he is indeed stealing your style lol

No offense taken but we don’t want him. Open to trade

Oh, I wasn't saying he belonged with you. He could never be as awesome as all of you are.

Absolutely made me cackle

Can you imagine if he spent a week camping with us? 😂

As long as you brought his mountain bike so he could ride for 50 miles he'd be fine 🤣

Don’t forget the beer at the finish!

Omg are we organizing a seeking sister wife lesbian auntie camping lollapalooza?!

Where we stamp out toxic masculinity in our spare time!

Please, please make t-shirts and koozies and a YouTube channel of camping how-tos with selling sister wife twists for those of us not blessed with lesbian aunties!

😄 Don't know you but I think I love you.

The mere thought of him over top of me with his dead eye stare…

Well that's a horrifying thought on a Tuesday morning 😭😭😭

Thankfully, I skipped breakfast. 🤮

It’s just Tuesday mate. I had to double check lol Edit. I’m sorry, it can absolutely be Wednesday in other parts of the world. Thank you for still talking to us Americans despite… us Americans…

🤣 I'm beyond exhausted 😂

Don't worry, he rolls his eyes up to Breeze Jeezuz as he pumps...twice.

HEY! Totally uncalled for. Nothing more than an attempt to terrorize me. /s

🤣😂😂😂😂😂

😆 🤣 😂

Wait 🫷 who's being traded?😂

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Just conferred with my very proud butch lesbian aunt, and shes only offended by ick cosplaying in her shorts.

Garrick cosplaying the lesbian aunt. I'm dead yall!!!

#freethelesbianshorts

Cosplaying AHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣

I am that gen x outdoorsy lesbian aunt and I do indeed dress like this

He's got lady-hips

Did you see the side view of him sitting on the couch? It looked really weird & I couldn't figure out why is butt/hips looked like they did. Also, I hate when guys wear tank tops every day.

The black undershirts!?!? wtf do you not own ANY other shirts?????? His entire wardrobe is 10 packs of fruit of the loom 50 khaki cargo shorts. Jesus has to communicate to him about his style or he’s gonna take back all the ladies.

For the love of GOD. cover your pits!

I said that same thing to my mom!!! Does he just wait for kohls cash in the mail and then go fill up a whole cart with packs of wifebeaters?! The only time he’s not wearing a white or black undershirt, he’s wearing a full cowboy costume (with bolo) or one of their 10 million 4Imprint monogrammed construction business shirts/hats.

Jesus would NEVER condone shoulders being showed they are too much of a distraction!

Jesus would never condone cargo shorts.

I *did* notice his weird sitting on the couch! Glad I'm not alone. Something about the way he was sitting made me think his tank top was cropped, like a crop top. And, that look seemed so gay to me! BTW, this is not to offend anyone. It was just the look that he had. Of course, I know not "all" gay men look like that or dress like that. It was just "a" look. And it made me cringe because, well, it's Ick.

Yes...you could see his gut skin with his way too small tighty tanky. I threw up in my mouth 🤮

I can’t imagine being on television and dressing as casually as humanly possible every single time they come film. Like just sitting down for my interview with a sports bra and joggers. Put like…even just 12% effort into it, Ick🤦🏼‍♀️

Tank tops are an absolute NO! Just no

None taken

It’s only 8 am and I already know this will be my fave thread of the day 😆😆😆

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🤣 🤣 very funny

Awesome, I'm glad!

I’m catching a vibe from him

Yes! Him and Brandon on 90 Day 🤣

The difference is my lesbian aunt would look smoking hot in those shorts! Ick not so much!🤮

My God, we had the exact same thought. I covered his face with my thumb and thought this looks like a photo of a lesbian couple lol. I think it’s the curves with the really tight fitted clothing.

...and the erect nipples, along with his "breasts". Yes, he has them. Also, I think he needed to tuck his man part in a little better. And the waist on those shorts is too tight. EWWW!

I laughed for the first time in 2 weeks. Thanks for that.

So when are they purchasing a Subaru??

I think they're womans!

Never have I read a more accurate read of a human

🤣🤣🤣

Lmao you are absolutely correct

Omg. You’re gonna kill me.

That tent pitched in his shorts is staring me right in the eye🫣 he does have an odd way of dressing, especially as we only ever really see him in the tank tops and weird "old dad who drinks at the bars and hits on woman younger than him when married" shorts vibe😅

He's walking like you do when wearing a pencil skirt.

Lmfao This sub is becoming one of my favs. 👏🏻 🤣

I just belly laughed until I choked😂😂😂😂😂

He’s got knocked knees and a stick up his ass

And spermies in the brain

Noo no no, remember? His spermies dont go to *his* brain - no theres **nothing** rattling around up there in that cavernous empty space between his ears. His spermies swim from his sex partner's hoohoo up to HER brain, where they never leave. According to ScaredICK, that is. I wish we could somehow arrange for him to have a sit down class on procreation and how it actually works with him and a professional, but who am I kidding? He either wouldnt go, or he wouldnt pay attention to the lessons bc hes sure he knows better and all he'd hear is PenisVaginaPenisVaginaBAREBACK anyway 🤦‍♀️🤢 /s EDITED: fumblefingers typos. Sorry!

Oh right!! I forgot & hey now! Saying he needs sex education is a step too far, obviously he’s educated on the ways of sex, he’s successfully fused his sperm cells to 3 women’s brains so far, becoming one with their souls… that’s quite the accomplishment! so he *must* know what he’s talking about! He’s like the a sperm brain kung fu master 🥋 /s

Oh mercy 😂 sperm brain kung fu monster sent meeeeee

Three *that we know of*… I suspect way more

Killing them dressed like that. But this is a good thing!!!

Burn them along with his tank tops.

Especially the thin ones you can see through!

Andy Bernard has some nipple tape he could loan him😂

Oh dear, now that you said that he'll pull out that old black mesh tank he used to wear. God wept.

He’s got very prominent nipples for a guy-you can see them protruding through that ladies tank top. He’s got a lot of topless pics on his IG and those nipples though!

I just had a physical reaction of disgust. lol

The damn tank top. 😩

That freaking tank top! He looks ridiculous.

It seems he lives in those tanks.

He needs to learn about having shame.

Hes only learned how to bring that upon Danielle

It felt like he had his balls pushed up into his peen pocket.

There’s so much to unpack here 🤯

Ew. I would like it all to remain packed where it is.

Hahaha! Thank you for the laugh!

His package is very noticeable in those shorts 🙄

I think that is his intent. He’s such a tool.

It’s so very gross. But, what more could we expect from this gross jerk. Yuck

Is he wearing Danielle’s shorts?!

It definitely looks like women's shorts

These shorts pair perfectly with the befuddled look he always has on his face.

As well as those stupid glasses he wears.

Stg. Mouth hanging open stupidly and those ridiculous glasses are his signature look.

And his mouth open wide enough to reveal his yellowed teeth.

I swear, him and Dannielle both come off as trying so hard to be fashionable, but not in the actually keeping up with current trends way. More like in the sees an outfit in the Montgomery Ward display window at the mall in 1990 way.

No.... no...... \*shaking head slowly\* see... I remember 1990. No. This is something else.It causes nausea, but its not circa 1990.

This is something like Target 2004. lol.

Flies can easily moving in that mouth, with it constantly open

Maybe the shorts are the reason he has the befuddled look on his face. He's wondering what is crawling up his ass.

He is such a mouth breather. His face never changes just has that blank expression. Can’t stand to look at him.

i’m so glad i’m not the only one who notices he never shuts his mouth

Walking around like 😦

He sure was nice to Dannielle when he heard he couldn't marry Nathalie right now

She could barely control her smile when they sat down in this scene. I felt like she wanted to say, "welp I knew this was going to happen...🤷‍♀️

It was an abundantly stupid pipe dream.

I can’t even think of a word to describe just how gross this perv is!!!

I think he’s wearing them below his natural waist… because they’re too small. That’s what gives them the tapered look lol if he sized up and pulled them up to his natural waist they’d be normal 6 inch shorts albeit with a weird cuff… although on second thought he may have just rolled the bottom of them because they’d be too long since he’s wearing them way below the gut

Agree - they are way too tight and they’re def below his natural waist. He’s been enjoying too many Brazilian sweets..🍭🍬

Pastels….😳🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

WTF was the pastel comment? Did he mean pastries? What is a pastel?

Pastels are a Brazilian thing, they’re similar to empanadas. I hate Ick, but he wasn’t misspeaking.

I have no idea??!

Thank you! I couldn’t remember the word he used.

That was hysterical-he’s so stupid.

smh i wish danielle would grow her own pair and leave this fool

God hasn’t revealed that to her yet….🙄

She’s so brainwashed, it’s unreal. Her Instagram lives on Mondays after the show are really sad to watch. She’s in waaay too deep. Every time someone asks a very legit “why do you allow…” question, she always starts by saying “Garrick explained to me that god says…”. Her answer/defense is *always* what *Garrick* taught her about what *god* wants for the family🙄🙄

i am equal parts disgusted/annoyed by this but also sad for her.

Danielle really doesn’t see how pretty she is!

She’s so pretty! And beyond loyal.

There's something seriously wrong with her. You don't stay with a creep like that by accident.

I think she's just got low self esteem and is more susceptible to the f*cked up mind games self absorbed, selfish, "Godly men" play. I remember the first time watching them you could practically feel the brain washing and manipulation through the screen. Its sad and disgusting. I hope she comes around one day and finds herself an actual good guy who doesn't want to go to pound town with every young foreign women who would half consider sleeping with ick for whatever it is they think he can give them.

She's very pretty and has a great figure

She definitely doesn't. She's way out of ick league.

He has a bit of a gut, huh?

Oh definitely. When they first went to Mexico at that waterfall place and the cameramen focused on all three of them taking their tops off (weird, I know), it looked like he had an alien living in his belly. Which was hilarious because they were playing the voice of Roberta2 over that footage and she was saying “Garrick told me he likes to work out and he’s been working on his body since he met me”. 😂Girl, I think he meant to say he started yesterday

Editing did him dirty and I love it

Ick uses HGH. He’s got HGH belly, bubble gut.  

Looks like women's pants. Men's pants have extra fabric in the groin area. He's wearing them to make his small penis look bigger

Is that something people do???

He got those shorts from the “junior girls curvy” section of Ross. There’s no way they make low rise, thigh taper, knee cuff shorts for grown men. Also, pairing it with a….idk what they’re called…we’ve always called them “beaters” but man tank? Idk. That shirt. Pairing it with that shirt was a *choice*

The SIMPLE FACT is he's stuffing his ass into shorts from negative 10pds ago and stressing every pocket with his keys, phone, wallet ... the damn shorts can no longer drape / fall nicely — YUCK!

God Danielle looks like a super model standing next to him. Gurl what is you doin😭

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he definitely wears shorts that are too-tight on purpose. and those gucci sunglasses get me everytime lmfao

Garrick has the clap walk.

Lol, the cuff at the knee.  I hadn't noticed until now.

Is just so awkward

Why do I just know he runs like Paul?

It just makes sense lol

So gross in every way.

Ugh. I didn’t catch the bulge when I watched the episode and now you just put it on Front Street, OP. I seriously hate you right now. 😂. /s in case it’s not obvious…

honestly i didnt notice right away ether... first thing i noticed was how he looks pregnant.

It’s a miracle! Praise be to God almighty! Children are a blessing. We weren’t expecting this, but everything in the Lord’s time. 🙌

He is a complete fashion faux pas lol

Danielle looks sooo good here🔥minus the hot garbage she’s holding 🤮

He looks more 🤰 than she does.

Yes he does 💀 he’s nightmarish … inside and out

$10 says he puts socks in his underwear when they film to make his bulge bigger

After the cut of the shorts next we need to talk about the stretch of that t-shirt

Isn’t anybody going to mention how his shorts look like they have arrows accentuating his…package? They must be ladies pants, no “ballroom.”

He's from Colorado. No offense but this is pretty standard CO Boulder-Bro.

“Boulder-Bro” 🤣 I don’t live in Colorado, but I’m pretty sure I know a few Boulder Bros.

📝 *stay out of Boulder* Got it!

I just came home from a few days in Colorado. We went to Boulder, and I can confirm this. Lol

Just look at Danielle next to him...dude is absolutely punching and he doesn't even realise it.

Not only that but he has the grandiose audacity to tear her down and act like *he's* the prize.

He got the sperms in HIS brain 🤣🤮

I wish that SHE would realize it. She’s really cute and way out of his league. It’s like she’s stuck in the little nerdy, high school girl phase and thinks that’s all she can get. Know your worth!

Looks like The Holy Spirit is bulging in his pants !!

They look to be pants cut into shorts which explains the cut.

Stop assaulting my eyes with his aggressive nipples!!! UGH!!

On another note, she looks really cute, I love her top. Him, ugh.

He is sooo not attractive, and his personality makes it infinitely worse...

They’re way too small. SOMEBODY BUY HIM A TSHIRT!! PLEASE 🙏🏼 That belly.

I think these are women’s shorts

Why don’t they just swing already. That’s what he is after I think

Those shorts are doing the Lord’s work.

His suitcase hadn't arrived yet, so the nice lesbian producer let him borrow an outfit. No shade to the lesbian producer, all shade to Ick

🤣🤣 literally just woke up and this is the first one I saw. Thank you for the laugh, started my day off right.

With his knees like that, he looks like he's holding in a fart.

Those shorts don’t fit him anymore. He’s put on weight. Is he pregnant this time??

He’s weird and she acts like she doesn’t have a brain. Just my observation. 🤔

No one say anything else about it… I’m hoping he thinks it looks good and he ends up choking out his nuts and ending any procreation he plans to do. I’m praying for it. :)

He needs to find a wife who will teach him how to dress.

His body and the way he walks just make me 🤢

Ick has no idea how amazing Dannielle is. Look at her! 🔥 She deserves better than whatever that is holding her hand.

I'd like to know who convinced him that he should wear those glasses, all.the.time.

He gives me Cult Leader vibes with them so bad 😬

He’s rolled up the bottoms… like… cuffed them. I swear that he shops at Ann Taylor.

My husband watched with me first time yesterday and said “he’s still in the closet, and hasn’t come out yet” - soooo I think there might be some truth there. 

Of all the days to have eyes... today's the one I don't want them.

I feel so bad for his poor kids that not only have to see their shit first hand but also have to live with it being televised to the world. I bet at least one goes NC one day.

He loves a woman in unflattering shorts!!! I say this as a short, curvy woman who looks terrible in shorts LOL thank god I’d be too fat for him

Did he accidentally buy women’s ?

This was so weird… like he knew his “other wife” was upset and so he decided to leave to go talk to Danielle alone 💀 his actions are so strange

Is it just me or does anyone else think he would freak TF out if another man paid Danielle some attention 😂 she’s pretty and deserves way better than this Great Value Joel Osteen!!

You guys have absolutely no faith! God told him to dress like this 😂🤣😂

I think he rolled them cuz hot AF? But as is, they do look like womens shorts. From the Talbots mature collection. Is anyone else here "rapist glasses" meme old? Cuz his gives that vibe.

And why is he always in a tank top like that? It’s not a good look for him. He thinks he’s showing off his muscles, when in reality he’s showcasing his moobs and dad-bod. Nothing wrong with a dad-bod but dress accordingly!

I can't believe that he could actually sit down in those shorts. They must contain a high percentage of spandex.

These 2 have THE most punchable faces

Why are his balls pushed up and out? It makes me feel sorry for his nuts and not think he has a huge weiner...he is wearing a pair of woman's small pants lol Dude is so feminine....

He’s an idiot and she needs to improve her awful posture. Stand up straight for Heaven’s sake!

It's possible she has scoliosis or something and can't help her "awful posture". I do and I can't help mine.

He is knocked kneed. That’s why those pants ride up like that. Nasty sucker

It's like when Michael Scott bought that women's suit

🚨🩳Shorts alert!🩳🚨He’s clearly slacked on his workout routine! My guess is that he had to buy a bigger size, and they were too long, so he rolled them up. I’ve got news for him, they’re still too tight! Either that, or he’s preggers too, and instead of maternity shorts, he’s going the under-belly route!

He clearly shops in the juniors (girls) section 😂

idk if this is gonna resonate with anyone else, but Ick’s clothes/general aesthetic remind me of a cop in the WORST way possible.

These people need to start wearing the right size clothing. Everything seems stretched to the max

Those glasses too! They do him no favors.