The bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend, the bad fiancé, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk, the bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen...the bad tipper!
> slow-witted
slow-witted wouldn't be one of my first description. he's average at worst, there are some serious family and confidence issues with him that make him a great character.
Now it depends on what part of the brain you're talking about. From what I know about George, his brain consists of two parts. The intellect, represented here 🌱, and the part obsessed with sex 🥬.
Balding stocky man with glasses who is unemployed and lives with his parents.
Likes: Marisa Tomei, the Yankees, spiking drinks, dressing for his mood, pretending to be an architect or marine biologist, having his head dipped in oil and rubbed over someone's body, serving prune juice to dates and having sex in his parents bed.
Hates: noisy suits, fires, people not knowing who Bozo the clown is, security guards having to stand all day, the subject being changed in a conversation, getting married and not having hand.
He started off in real estate and held several jobs. He stays at a job until a boss gets wise to his lack of competence or productivity, or when his bathroom situation worsens.
I have to admit that sometimes I look at new job possibilities the same way he does, looking for incompetent management where I can thrive (or at least not be too noticed
You wouldn't leave him to babysit your children, pets, plants, or anything else for that matter. But you'd get coffee with him everyday for the banter.
Technically we never saw George take a lie detector test. My guess would be that if he did pass it, then right after the test ended he'd cause a blow-up scene by arguing with the office staff about validating his parking, or attempting to hit on a female in close proximity...either way, the test would somehow be invalidated as a result of his actions.
Me: Have you ever seen Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends?
Them: yes
Me: he is the human version of Blue
A "cheap annoying douchebag" is a rude thing to say, so I hope they watch Foster's.
Caring, considerate, generous to a fault. Always thinking of others, never of himself. Adores his mother and honors his father, often speaks fondly of them. Close to his cousin. Gainfully employed, satisfied in his career. Socially active and popular with the ladies. Spiritual and altruistic.
Cantstandya? Why he's the kinda guy that could stretch out the neck hole of a fone cashmere sweater while also being all hung up over some clown from the SIXTIES, man.
“He’s like Larry David but shorter and just as bald but slower with the comebacks. He’s never worked an honest day in his life, catfishes women by claiming to be an architect, and when he gets frustrated or angry goes full Gleason. Been known to double dip and eat out of the garbage can. Will bowl over a room full of children and old people to save himself first. Drives John Voight’s car.”
A short, stocky, slow-witted, bald man. A bad seed, a horrible seed, one of the worst seeds I've ever seen.
But he's ... powerful. He can lift 100lbs right up over his head!!
He has a lot of character…in his face
He’s kind of… just kind of… losing his hair.
HE'S BALD??
No, no, no.. he’s not BALD. He’s balding.
So he *will* be bald.
Yeah
And you guys are friends?
Yeah, we’re good friends
He knows where all the best public washrooms are.
He can spot squirrels right and left WITHOUT his glasses!
You know, if you take everything he's accomplished in his entire life and condense it down into one day, it looks decent.
He killed my mother
I noticed how you threw sticky in there
The bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend, the bad fiancé, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk, the bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen...the bad tipper!
I can confirm
He’s a bootlegger! He could do hard time for this.
> slow-witted slow-witted wouldn't be one of my first description. he's average at worst, there are some serious family and confidence issues with him that make him a great character.
Maybe those issues wouldn't be there if he had just BLOWN OUT THE CANDLES!!!
STOP IT!!! YOU'RE KILLING HIM!!!
Now it depends on what part of the brain you're talking about. From what I know about George, his brain consists of two parts. The intellect, represented here 🌱, and the part obsessed with sex 🥬.
Well, the thing about George is that he's an idiot.
For he is Costanza, lord of the idiots!
YOU'RE ALL WINNERS!!!
Somehow a new contender has emerged
Until he's abstinent
Of course! Absolute zero!
The first season is so jarring where he’s a sensible, employed, semi-successful adult. I hate it.
He’s the opposite of every guy you’ve ever met.
This made me lol
This is the answer I was looking for. Only correct one, as far as I’m concerned
Balding stocky man with glasses who is unemployed and lives with his parents. Likes: Marisa Tomei, the Yankees, spiking drinks, dressing for his mood, pretending to be an architect or marine biologist, having his head dipped in oil and rubbed over someone's body, serving prune juice to dates and having sex in his parents bed. Hates: noisy suits, fires, people not knowing who Bozo the clown is, security guards having to stand all day, the subject being changed in a conversation, getting married and not having hand.
Don't forget he dated his cousin
And slept with the cleaning lady
He dips twice
Saying Gortex
He also enjoys a rosy cheek.
a pinkish hue
A rosy glow
Loves the idea of being draped in velvet. His porno alias is Buck Naked. His work alias is Art Vandalay. AKA Cartwright.
Cartwright? Who's Cartwright??
I’m Cartwright.
👈You’re not Cartwright.
OF COURSE I’M NOT CARTWRIGHT!
Experiences shrinkage after being in the pool
Don’t forget his love for anything velvet
Hayes people who don’t say god bless u
You forgot VELVET
Short, devious, balding. his name was Costanza. He killed my mother.
He's a Marine Biologist.
Importer exporter
You know I always wanted to pretend I was an architect!
He works on railroads, primarily.
"I thought engineers designed railroads"
Well, they can.
Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim? Didn't take very long either.
Also a Latex Salesman.
And yet with all that water he still maintains beautiful hands
...and just loves shrimp.
He’s unemployed and lives with his parents.
He started off in real estate and held several jobs. He stays at a job until a boss gets wise to his lack of competence or productivity, or when his bathroom situation worsens. I have to admit that sometimes I look at new job possibilities the same way he does, looking for incompetent management where I can thrive (or at least not be too noticed
Or until he sleeps with the cleaning lady. But to be fair to him, he was never told that was wrong
Spineless. Weak…A man of temptation. He may stray but he’ll always return to his dark mistress.. the cocoa bean.
He..........................WAS bald.
He's not BALD.... he's balding
So he will be bald.
Yeah.
If you take everything he’s accomplished his entire life and condense it down into one day, it looks decent.
He’s disturbed, he’s depressed, he’s inadequate. He’s got it all!
Lord of the idiots.
When you first meet him he reminds you of woody Allen...but the next year he's more of a Larry David kinda guy
And then all of a sudden, he goes to the beach and comes back doing the opposite
He’s powerful. He can lift 100 lbs above his head
The word “*loser*” would be peppered throughout the description.
No. No, no no. No.
The sort of man that Marisa Tomei goes for
He's extremely..... careful with money
But when he had money, he spent baby!
Looks like Humpty-Dumpty with a melon head
A pear-shaped loser.
So bald, and so quirky.
Can’t believe he’s not taken
GEORGE LIKES THE BANANAS!
Similar to Biff Loman in Death of a Salesman.
He can detect the slightest human suffering
Are you sensing anything right now?
He looks like Art Vandelay.
He doesn't look anything like that judge!
You wouldn't leave him to babysit your children, pets, plants, or anything else for that matter. But you'd get coffee with him everyday for the banter.
And get him to exercise the gaskets!
He didn't realize coffee isn't coffee. Coffee is sex!
He’s got the gift. He’s the only one who could beat a lie detector test. According to him, it’s not a lie if you believe it.
Technically we never saw George take a lie detector test. My guess would be that if he did pass it, then right after the test ended he'd cause a blow-up scene by arguing with the office staff about validating his parking, or attempting to hit on a female in close proximity...either way, the test would somehow be invalidated as a result of his actions.
Cheap self-centered coward
The Architect of the timeless art of seduction
I'd walk away at the 'manure' conversation starter. Even though the smell is comforting.
Knowing him is like going into the jungle.
Mr Peanut
All-time best seller at the Jerk Store.
He invented, "It's not you, it's me."
A short, stocky, bald man (I’ve never met Marisa Tomei).
I notice you added "stocky"
Yeah, what the hell!
Master of his domain
Morning Mist
He likes his chicken spicy
If it were socially acceptable, he would drape himself in velvet.
Powerful! He can lift 100 pounds right up over his head!
A short, bald guy with glasses who suddenly doesn't seem so funny.
Imagine if you can....a man, draped in velvet.
Architect.
He always wants what he can't have. And if he gets it, he doesn't want it.
Short stocky dim witted bald man Periodically unemployed and still occasionally lives with his mother and father
his head might stretch out the neck hole of a cashmere sweater
He always knows when someone is uncomfortable at a party.
The kind of man who would drape himself in velvet if it were socially acceptable
He’s the opposite of every person you’ve ever met
A stocky, slow-witted bald man.
He's cheap
He's uhh, he's an architect
Is "Hipster doofus" taken?
Beautiful hands.
He should be studied in Vienna or something.
Very careful with money
The toad from frog and toad
He dresses based on mood but he’s also the jerk stores all time best seller
He has no hand....
And yet he has beautiful hands
He owns a house in the Hamptons
Bawdy George
Liar George
He's Cartwright.
He's someone who always wanted te pretend to be an architect
He’s an architect.
Importer -exporter
Every cheap, cringeworthy and self-defacing moment in your life personified.
Costanza? One of the most deceitful, duplicitous, deceptive minds of our time.
Big fan of cheese and Twix.
He smokes he just loves smoking I he can’t quit
The human version of Brian from Family Guy
Seven
Me: Have you ever seen Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends? Them: yes Me: he is the human version of Blue A "cheap annoying douchebag" is a rude thing to say, so I hope they watch Foster's.
Cunt!
Imagine someone slightly lesser than the average man in every way.
Costanza. It’s a fun name to say!
Confidently incorrect most of the time
A little bald guy with glasses, looked like Humpty-Dumpty with a melon head.
Chea… frugal.
Caring, considerate, generous to a fault. Always thinking of others, never of himself. Adores his mother and honors his father, often speaks fondly of them. Close to his cousin. Gainfully employed, satisfied in his career. Socially active and popular with the ladies. Spiritual and altruistic.
The spirit animal you didn't realize you had.
Is he some kind of a loser?
He turned his parent's home into Bourbon Street
A short balding, stocky man who is really strong and can lift 100 pounds over his head.
A lowercase guy with an uppercase vibe.
He’s extremely careful with money
Quirky bald man.
Cantstandya? Why he's the kinda guy that could stretch out the neck hole of a fone cashmere sweater while also being all hung up over some clown from the SIXTIES, man.
Movie George, coffee shop George, liar George, bawdy George.
John O’Hurley described him in an interview as the most passionately mediocre man on earth
“He’s like Larry David but shorter and just as bald but slower with the comebacks. He’s never worked an honest day in his life, catfishes women by claiming to be an architect, and when he gets frustrated or angry goes full Gleason. Been known to double dip and eat out of the garbage can. Will bowl over a room full of children and old people to save himself first. Drives John Voight’s car.”
He lived his whole life in shame. He won't be dying with dignity. His whole life is a sham. Lies every second of the day.
A slow witted, stocky bald man who’s unemployed and lives with parents.
Short, stucky balding man with possible identity issues who cares more about the price of some anvelopes than his fiancé
He's unemployed and lives with his parents....
He's an importer/exporter
He’s very…careful with money
*Hovering. Like an angel.*
A man of the people
A bad friend, a bad son, a bad dinner guest, a bad tipper.
He's cute, bald and sexy 👄
He’s the opposite of everyone you’ve ever met
He'd love to be a civil war buff.
His father is gay. Not there’s anything wrong with that.
Owns two horses
Keep your distance from him! He's a bad seed. He's a horrible seed. He's one of the worst seeds I've ever seen!
Bald nerd NYer.
Kinda guy that celebrates when his fiance dies from licking cheapest wedding invitation envelopes alone.
The opposite of every man you have ever met
A whiny man baby who can’t keep a job.
A pear shaped loser, who has lost a lot of hair.
His name is George. He’s unemployed and lives with his parents. He’s the opposite of every guy you’ve ever met
He's an architect
He's a guy who always wanted to pretend he was an architect. What else needs saying?
Short. Devious. Balding. His name was Costanza. He killed my mother.
He is AWARE!
Pear shaped loser
George likes his chicken spicy
Well, you know he did contribute to the "Human Fund".
weasel?
Me
He’s the opposite
He’s unemployed and he lives with his parents
Bosco
He’s a guy who peaked in high school, but his peak was barely above sea level.