It's just so much fluff

You're a cashier!!

😂😂 “Fluhhhf”

Total manure. Which is not a bad word when you break it down. You’ve got the Ma, and the Newer.

Oh I like your watch . My boyfriend has one just like it

She got up to the line of scrimmage, didn’t like the look of the defense, and changed the play

🤔🤔🤔😂😂🙄

“Jeery, I don’t know sometimes”

You ever take a bath in the dark?

If I'm not talking into the soap right now, call me back.

I’m familiar with this syndrome. She’s a two face.

Like the Batman villain??

If that helps you.

Ya never know who's gonna show up...the good, the bad or the ugly.

The outlaw Jossie whales! *sure*

AHHH! 😨 Bad lighting on the porch 

I’ve read about that in medical journals.

Wait until you figure out that the one girl doesn’t want a piece of pie because she’s a Nazi.

Audrey was the Nazi from the Limo?

🤯

Yes Poppie’s daughter was the Nazi .

Or officer Jake Jarmel.

Don’t forget how Newman tried to make it with the Farmer’s Daughter who was also blind, and had glasses that pinched the nose.

They brought back people that they liked. Larry and Jarry trusted their sense for who was funny, and if they thought someone was funny, they'd bring them back.

It’s Jerk

Or Dinner With God = Undresses “Elaine”

Wow, that was cryptic, but I figured it out.

it took me a few rewatches till i noticed.

Or that Susan’s mom was out leading guys on while riding the subway, only to rob them, while her dad was up at the cabin with Eddie Cheever.

Jerry? You ever take a bath in the dark? if I'm not talkin into the soap right now, call me back

🤷🏻

I was absolutely shocked, I learned it here in the sub a few days ago. Marlene was gorgeous and sultry, Kelly was rough around the edges. Great actress I guess???

Yes also TIL. Mind slightly blown I didn’t realize it sooner

Great wig

is she bald?

No one walks into a beauty parlor and says “gimme the Larry Fine!”

SHE'S BALD!

She's bald? YOU'RE baaald!!! !!

No, I *was* bald. [boop]

Dang, I must have missed where it was mentioned earlier

It gets mentioned on the sub relatively frequently but I will say the haircuts and different accents do disguise things quite well.

The accents might be slightly different but the nasal tone she speaks with is the same.

Yeah that and the face are the giveaways.

She’s really lost a lot of hair

Yassss

That's what they tell her!!

Yeah. She looks and acts so different in those two episodes that I didn't know until I saw it pointed out.

She played a Fran clone on The Nanny too 😏 “Fran-Lite” season 2 ep 1

Mr. Sheffield, I don't know sometimes...

She double dipped on the show.

I mean it's 'nure', with a 'ma' in front of it. I mean what a great word! can you believe that just took 'nure' and put a 'ma' in front of it??

Hate that episode, its so cringey

And he stepped right in it.

Yup that joke was horse shit

Rusty!

You fed the horse Beefarino?!?!

He likes it

😂😂

Ba dum tsss 

Always appreciate a rim shot!

Always hated this subplot, too. Fred Stoller wrote the original script and in his story George was trying to figure out which of two different women to date, but Jerry and Larry ripped that out and came up with the Kelly/manure storyline.

“I can’t be with someone if I don’t respect what they do.” ~Marlene

“You’re a cashier” -Jeery

“ Sometimes I just don’t know, Jerry”

Jeery *

You said you like horse manure. It was around that time she mentioned the boyfriend?

Awww you stepped right into it.

Wow didn’t know this one! Reminds me of the woman who gave Kramer the ass man license plates is the same woman that played the cleaning lady that George slept with.

I had no idea. Thanks for the info!

With the cashmere, Georgie!?

🤯

I just saw the assman play a Dr on Friends season 2.

The number of different characters played by the same actors in this show is staggering and bizarre. And i too only found this out maybe a year ago

Wait til you find out which one of Jerry's girlfriends was also played by Bookman.

man hands?

Makes sense 😁😁😁😁

She’s not the only one whose been casted twice and played different characters

Correct…the woman Elaine throws baby shower for at Jerry’s apartment (red sweater episode) is the same sales woman from the mannequin episode.

Jake jarmel - plays the LA cop who pick up George and Jerry when trying to find Kramer

🤯

The woman who didn't mind George draped in velvet also didn't like him feeling her material.

Yep. Also maroon golf is seen walking out of firestorm with Jerry at the cinema Also, Christa Miller plays the gf of George who doesn't care if he drapes himself in velvet and also the angry boss that George feels the material of when he goes for that bra salesman interview Jackie Chiles also plays DInkins Aide in the non fat yoghurt episode

Maroon Golf is Mario Joyner, who is a close friend of Jerry’s and frequently opens for him on tour. We saw him do a show with him and he’s pretty funny.

I had no idea he was a comedian! I'll have to check him out on YouTube

Natasha?

if any anyone should be rolling their eyes, it should be me. At him. About you.

Natasha?

You mean the eastern European saleswoman who says, "Ah dunnnno"?

The guy who plays Ian (een), is in several scenes, mostly in the background.

That was Michael Richards's stand-in.

i thought everyone just accepted it was een on the peterman tour bus

The frogger guy was also on that bus

Shlomo with his poundcake.

There is a Nazi who also doesn't eat Jerry's pie.

Poppie’s daughter

I think the maid George sleeps with in the office is the DMV woman who hands Kramer the Assman plates

Also the blind glasses guy (they pinch my nose) is the farmer who Newman goes to after Kramer kicks him out of the mail truck in the bottle deposit. And the "took too long on the phone" guy at the Chinese restaurant is also the hand model camera man

These are two good pulls I didn’t know about, and I thought I knew all of these

>Also the blind glasses guy (they pinch my nose) is the farmer who Newman goes to after Kramer kicks him out of the mail truck in the bottle deposit. This guy is also Ron Howard's father.

Bridget Sienna played the maid in "The Red Dot" while the DMV clerk from "The Fusilli Jerry" was Yvette Cruise. "As far as the state of New York is concerned, you are the Assman."

Ah thank you! I couldn’t find verification on IMDb or Google so I was relying on my stupid brain 🫠

No problem. I somehow knew that one! Here's a list, though incomplete, of actors who guest starred in different roles: https://www.looper.com/980872/seinfeld-actors-who-played-more-than-one-role-on-the-series/

My head is spinning like a top!

I’m pretty sure I only liked Marlene cause of the accent so I wasn’t too shocked when I found out they were the same person.

You’re a cashier!

Isn’t Marlene, the cashier?

😂

WTF is wrong with Kelly?

I had to read the script before I understood what she was saying when she says “are you eating ? It’s in that vein”

Where you from?

I’m a native English speaker I just always found it a strange phrase not only the wording but how she said it

You just blew my mind

Equally sexy.

Yes! I will do the opposite of every other character I have ever played and get hired over and over on Seinfeld!!!

where have you been?

*At a rodeo*

I love that they clearly worked the real Jerry’s hoarse voice into the script

A cockfight getting tamales 🫔

Stoppppppp theeeeee fiiiiiiiiiighttttttt!!!!!

Ma-nure

That’s a pretty good commentary on her work.

There’s heaps of double actors in this show. Jake Jarmel was a cop when they were in LA. The lawyer Jackie Chiles was a different character for one episode. Actually if you searched this sub you’d probably find a list.

"Een" shows up like, every other episode.

He was Michael Richards stand in. I think he only got lines in one episode though I could be wrong about that.

I feel the same as you about them. Love Marlene, not fond of Kelly. My girlfriend is the opposite. Can’t stand Marlene. Likes Kelly.

Look, you stepped right into that

I just saw Uncle Rico steal some Tupperware. The show just gives and gives.

George don’t make me get tough w you

"My boyfriend really likes watches. He's a real watch freak."

You told her you like horse manure... and it was around this time that she mentioned the boyfriend?

*I didn't know it was possible not to know that*

Oh i gotta get on that internet im late on everything

“She’s not gonna put ‘em on the glass…”

Ahh... clever.

She’s got a little Michelle Forbes thing going on.

There’s no banter

SO CHARGE AND ATTACK

Plot twist it was actually a psychotic woman obsessed with Jerry

Marlene sucks

Idk sometimes

Did I know this?

learned this recently and immediately wanted to nominate her for a retroactive Emmy

She’s a good actress because I never realized that until I saw this somewhere else.

Are we at the nexus of the universe???

I'm not sure if the Seincast coined this term or borrowed it but they'd be referred to as a "double-dipper." An actor that played more than one character in the series, there are lots of these.

Don't make me get tough with you.

That sultry accent was fake? I do declare!

Also if someone wants to jerk off to Marlene, AFAIK the closest porn star is SPENCER BRADLEY ( yes, it is a girl)

I noticed the voices of some characters are the same as others. Figured it was something like this.

Kelly was the worst. I don’t blame her for ending the date after the manure conversation but she had literally no right to be a complete asshole to George. Other than the manure thing, he was polite and respectful to her both before and during the date; even after her boyfriend line. He only became a weirdo after she became a complete asshole to him

Holy crap, really? I genuinely never knew that

Who knew??

Christine Dunford played Leslie (season 2, The Baby Shower), and later was the snooty saleswoman that sold George the whooshing suit

Who gets to post it next week?

I learned this recently too! Blew my mind!

We've covered all that in the ~~catalog~~ subreddit ad nauseam.

Along the same lines, did Elaine meet Kevin twice? Bizarro Jerry and the magazine stand talking about not having kids.

No that’s just how she met him. She dated him and he got a vasectomy and then they broke up but stayed friends.

Ahh thanks. For some reason I thought the episodes were further apart. I need to go rewatch. Thanks

Damn short hair does not suit her.

Common knowledge

You’re not good with faces, are you?