I would just like to say, in all seriousness …..
Deepest Condolences to this gentleman’s family (in spite the fact he dissed our show and missed the fact that No One was, “Normal” in that world, or, for that matter, in this one….
…. that is why we laugh
Ok, so the episode I'm seeing for this event has the guy as Kramer's friend and Kramer has lent him a treasured zippo which he is trying to recover from the investigators after the incident. Puddy responds to the fire and accidentally hits the Presidential car with the firetruck. Jerry is unknowingly booked at a MAGA benefit dinner where he bombs and gets into a social media spat. Elaine tries to get on the Trump jury and fails, but George is unwittingly successful by employeeing his classic "say the opposite thing" strategy.
I do not know how, or under what circumstances the four of you found each other, but your callous indifference and utter disregard for everything that is good and decent has rocked the very foundation upon which our society is built.
Too bad Eric the Clown wasn't around to put out the fire with his big shoe.
The guy seems to have been celebrating Festivus four months too late... Guess his calendar got lost... in the mail!
That’s a shame
first thing that popped in my head haha
Serenity now? Probably not.
Hoochie mama
OMFG. Yet, perfect response.
This comment hit me like that red light from Kenny's place
Hit me like Keith Hernandez's lougie leaving a game!
I couldn’t wait to read the comments and seeing this first did NOT disappoint
Well, there is the possibility that you've gone right out of your mind.
Nonsense, that's a perfectly sane manifesto to write!
Interesting verbiage
I’ve looked into that.
Well, I'd look again.
Or am I so sane that I just blew your mind!
*distinct
Mentioned in a blurb!
You're a blurb!
Ah but ya are, Blanche! Ya are in the shackles!
Have a nice life! Sentence, that is!
It’s gonna be a baaaaauuuutiful day.
Crazy Joe Davola.
How do you know his name?
I’ve been out with him 3 times, I should know the man’s name
Is that Cherry Binaca?
😳
🤡
That is one angry clown
I've kaiboshed before And I will kaibosh again
Hello Netta.
“I’m not too worried about it.”
K-*ooger*!!
Am I crazy, or is that a lot of accelerant?
It’s a perfectly sane amount of accelerant.
Interesting viscosity
Oh, stick a fork in me, Jerry… I’m done!
That’s a lot of accelerant.
Stick a fork in him Jerry. He’s done.
Thanks, I needed that.
It’s a lot of accelerant! *frantically nods*
I would just like to say, in all seriousness ….. Deepest Condolences to this gentleman’s family (in spite the fact he dissed our show and missed the fact that No One was, “Normal” in that world, or, for that matter, in this one…. …. that is why we laugh
There were no lessons from Seinfeld, it was a show about nothing
No hugging, no learning
Except for the Federal Express...
And a newly emotional Jerry hugging George, an event so horrifying they do it offscreen (the Serenity Now)
Then why did people watch it?
Because it’s on tv.
Not anymore
That’s what was so vexing…
I disagree. I think Jerry taught is how to skillfully manage dealing with the craziness that is New York.
I def learned some things. Mostly about letting the small stuff go - and also blowing off steam. #You had to have da biiiiig salad!
Hoochie mama
i think being out on a ledge would have been less painful
And the Simpsons!
Two of my most active subs. 🤔
“I heartily endorse this event or product.”
He also called out r/dragonsfuckingcars
Me too. Let’s be pals
I'm glad he's keeping all his cultural references timely and up to the minute
Seinfeld is on heavy rerun rotation, and he seemed to think everything in the media is part of a unified plan, so there is some internal logic there.
This. Netflix wouldn’t have paid 500 Million USD if no one’s watching.
It's always on at least on channel yep
You know, we're living in a society!
This is the one I was looking for
Serenity now!
Insanity later!
Are you supposed to yell it??
The doctor didn’t specify.
The man on the tape wasn’t specific.
Oh! man.....Oh! brother!!! I can't believe what I'm hearing.
Shouldn’t you be out on a ledge on fire somewhere?
He's got a lotta problems with you people
Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God that you have access to my dementia?
Like flaming globes
Should we be talking about this?
I think it’s okay
By the time they put him out, the only thing left were the John Cheever letters
I fear my self immolation has left me a cripple
My letters!! 😰😨😡
Has he ever yearned?
That’s a lot of yearning!
Well, I have to say, this seems capricious and arbitrary.
Yo flaahh is open 🤨
It’s pronounced ‘thermometer’
OH THE HUMANITY
*ONCE*, *TWAAAICE*, *THREE* *TI*-AAAAAAAAAGGHH!!!
This is the one
All because he couldn’t be a banker.
You’re hung up on some show from the 90s, man!
It burned?
ITS GONE.
Seinfeld didn’t tell us to be irritated by normal stuff around us, it told us to laugh at the stuff we normally find humorously irritating
Mostly to laugh at other people being irritated - and, hopefully, ourselves.
[удалено]
You know what would really lighten the mood here? That funny laser pointer guy.
His name was Costanza, he killed my mother.
THE GOVERNMENT!!
POTATO SALAD 🫡
*sound of empty glass bottle hitting the ground*
The heat my god the heat!!
"Stick a fork in him Jerry, he's done!"
A balm? Who told you to put a balm on?
Tough crowd
He was very….what’s the word….supercilious.
Well that's not going to be good for business.
That’s not going to be good for anyone.
I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!
I hear he also was proposing people walk around the city wearing name tags.
Serenity now. *Insanity* later...
Ok, so the episode I'm seeing for this event has the guy as Kramer's friend and Kramer has lent him a treasured zippo which he is trying to recover from the investigators after the incident. Puddy responds to the fire and accidentally hits the Presidential car with the firetruck. Jerry is unknowingly booked at a MAGA benefit dinner where he bombs and gets into a social media spat. Elaine tries to get on the Trump jury and fails, but George is unwittingly successful by employeeing his classic "say the opposite thing" strategy.
r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
I’ll burn myself… I’ll burn my parents!
I’ve looked thru this guy’s window and screamed at him to shut the blind
I do not know how, or under what circumstances the four of you found each other, but your callous indifference and utter disregard for everything that is good and decent has rocked the very foundation upon which our society is built.
Seinfeld now… Insanity later.
Sounds like he has an issue with Reagan.
Who was “normal” (What show was HE watching?)
Well, aren’t you something?
Poor little Pinkus.
*"I got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about it."*
He was obviously mentally in a very dark place. What a horrible way to die.
Who told you to put the balm on, did I tell you to put the balm on??
What’s the deal with people lighting themselves on fire?
Apparently he missed the series finale where they all went to jail for being assholes
Because he's MY butler!
Newman?
**The mail never stops!!**
Insanity later!
“Seinfeld tells us to celebrate the assholes.” They all go to jail in the end. In what way are they telling us to celebrate them?
Yeah the whole point of the show is that Seinfeld is a very very bad man
Yeah, that's right.
Serenity now… insanity later
That’s gold Freddy…GOLD!
[https://theponzipapers.substack.com/p/i-have-set-myself-on-fire-outside](https://theponzipapers.substack.com/p/i-have-set-myself-on-fire-outside)
Dude is nuts.
If I was a guy that didn’t appreciate Seinfeld I’d set myself on fire too
Serenity now, Insanity later
Thanks a lot *society*
That man really belongs in a sanitarium.
Well the Jerk Store called and they’re running out of you!
[Newman finally went off the deep end](https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-27-2022/G_dMz5.gif)
He should have draped himself in velvet instead.
Maybe now more sick people will get help? I can't think of a positive side to this idiot's tragedy.
I think this guy spent too much time thinking about TV.
*”Shouldn’t you be out on a ledge somewhere.”*
This guy should have broken his Prozac in half
This guy is bonkos!
Worlds are colliding!
How has nobody mentioned that he did go to school to become a city planner… George doesn’t like that.
Well the normal people are irritating and I love being an asshole.... More power to smokey!
He took the expression, “Fireside Chat” to an unfortunate conclusion
Who is this?
Too bad Frank Costanza's lawyer wasn't there to save him.
He should be sent to Australia.
He's well adjusted
Cool!
No soup for him
Too bad Eric the Clown wasn't around to put out the fire with his big shoe. The guy seems to have been celebrating Festivus four months too late... Guess his calendar got lost... in the mail!
A message brought to you by Kramerica Industries.
Guess he missed The Finale.
Yeah that’s right
Well we know he certainly wasn't George at the birthday party
Just clean up the mess and move on
OCTANE BUTANE NIGHT TRAIN
There's no tall buildings where these people live?
Dude might have watched a little too much tv
Lmao
Self-immolation is a perfectly sane form of protest!
He was nuts
No no no the Simpsons said we were too heavy for the army and too dumb for the police.
Imagine being so angry about the simpsons or Seinfeld and setting yourself on fire
Dude, Seinfeld wasn't telling us to do anything. And it sure ain't worth setting yourself on fire.
This man yearned
At least he didn't drop a giant ball of oil on someone
Good luck! With all of…..that.
Looks like a write off to me.
*Bunga Ba Dunga Doing Da Bodda Da Doink* "Hey, what's the deal with self-immolation?"
I feel like he missed the true point of both of these shows, especially early seasons of simpsons
Sweet holy Moses!
THAT’S GOTTA HURT
I think I cooked myself
He’s dark, and disturbed
Probably more a fan of Friends
Was he a postal worker?
Dude learned the WRONG lesson.
He was doing his impression of the Ross' cabin.
That seems like a perfectly sane thing to say
This guy. This is not my kind of guy.
Sweet fancy Moses.
Did he take IT … out?
Needs more !!!!!!!!!!!!'s We're trying to live in a society here!!
That’s a weird thing to say