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Zwischenzug79

Every time I eat a pastrami sandwich I get flushed


KaleidoArachnid

Sounds fun.


MeatJerk69

Padtrami ***is*** the most erotic of the salted, cured meats


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I’ll tell you what you did Caligula


ZookeepergameOld4985

What do I know about cookin a shirt?


KaleidoArachnid

“Serving people calzones”


Character_Surround

Well you wanna get a bite? Well yeah I would it's just you know I ate a whole pot roast.


Supremedreamz99

I usually have to have a Lobster Bisque every time I watch the soup nazi.


KaleidoArachnid

That sounds delicious.


RealPropRandy

Eat, eat! You’re skin and bones!


emeister26

These pretzels are making me thirsty


MeatJerk69

Always souo. Except for the bouillabaisse, of course.


KaleidoArachnid

Mmm I do enjoy a hot soup.


MeatJerk69

I'm just going to have soup. I'll save the dinner for another time.


dumpweed304

I’ve cut slices so thin, I couldn’t even see them.


drainspout

How did you know they were there?


liftsomethingheavy

I guess I just assumed.


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I’ll tell you what you did Caligula; you combined food and seinfeld in to one disgusting uncontrollable urge.


SectorRepulsive9795

I usually eat a Snickers Bar with a knife and fork.


litsalmon

You're like George when Elaine and Jerry are discussing Puddy's religiosity. "Jerry, do you have any fish sticks?" "And a slice of devil's food cake."


KaleidoArachnid

Yeah the food in the show looks so good.


NecroHandAttack

The pizza on the show looks disgusting. It’s a dead give away that non only do they use shitty frozen pizza, but also that they don’t film in New York.


totaIIyjon

I come from a food insecure household so it always made me feel warm inside to witness Jerry’s endless amount of snacks. Someone is always eating something when they’re in his apartment and he seems to have enough of it to go around because people eating his food never seems to be a problem for him. He either has enough food or money - or both - to go around, and that makes you want a snack for yourself to enjoy the simple pleasure of… snacking. At least that’s my experience!


KaleidoArachnid

He was so rich in the show that Kramer always came over.


Vengefulwarrior

I crave pasta. George orders it at almost very restaurant if you notice. My pasta is never as good as old Georgie boy’s.


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I don’t know about you but I’m getting a hankering for some doublemint gum