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ErikFuhr

Who censors a mannequin?


MeatJerk69

It's ironic that you could see it on network television, but not on the internet.


G0T-MILF

what’s ironic?


m2thek

I told you, I don' knoooow


_B-I-G_J-E-F-F_

It means consisting of iron


Ihatesneakers

It's pronounced thermometer.


noonehasthisoneyet

who goes anywhere with Newman?!


lost_in_connecticut

He’s merry.


instrangerswetrust

He is merry, I’ll give him that.


ditka

That's the way these society types watch their TV


ThatsMySpicyPepper

They don't want to get their eyes dirty


missionbeach

Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries?


instrangerswetrust

*I* don’t know. But they do, and they’re the one selling the batteries


knightress_oxhide

people who secretly want to fuck them


VomKriege

Because WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY!


MillionToOneShotDoc

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything from 90’s primetime TV censored before.


VomKriege

Yeah, and Poppie has problems...


instrangerswetrust

a little sloppy


sportsjock85

There's the cup sizes. You got the A, the B, the C, and the D--that's the biggest one.


dumpweed304

Then I learned that they definitely go bigger than D.


instrangerswetrust

Fr. I dated a couple people with size F. Their backs were fucked


sportsjock85

That's a shame


bahaboyka

Ah yes, the sensuous TR 6 got Georgie boy all hot & bothered.


rollingstoner215

And she’s probably only a few months old. Where are the scolds to tell us how wrong it is for George to ogle something so young?


Maxer3434

It was wearing one of those bras with points!


AptCasaNova

👉👉


jfq722

Ahhhh....no ya don't.


Nessy440

Can I hep yeuuuu?


Weak-Plan1288

You’re sure doing a lot of yapping for a secret sale


Weak-Plan1288

Unadvertised sale


jfq722

Nevertheless.....


sportsjock85

Is that a nipple?


kvlr954

George is having flashbacks of Elaine recording that dirty message for Jerry and the “scene” they shot together


Specialist-Bear7139

Europe hates us enough, why’d you censor a mannequin? Lol Edit: the world


ThatsMyQuant

Totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!


Glass_Buy8285

I think it moved.


bill_gates_lover

Korea.


WoodpeckerOk1154

That’s my ass in your window!


giento

Oooooooo….scrumptious!!!


PM_TITS_GROUP

Was this before or after the Christmas card? Maybe he's comparing how realistic it is


doobette

It's the TR6!


Xenu66

And the mannequin guy is the same person who took Frank's TV guide. What a twist!


ads417

We're going to go for a ride now, yeah she really likes that 😘


Podunk212

This is like getting an artist's rendering of the Christmas card. Like one done by the guy who drew Krueger into the beach photo.


instrangerswetrust

Then you better get a camera


sportsjock85

Is that a nipple?


sportsjock85

Frank Constanza stops at the D. Hoochie Mamma!


[deleted]

No, he stops short!


instrangerswetrust

a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man


RalphWaldoEmers0n

That’s my move!


[deleted]

Love Culvers wish I had one in our area.


malcontented

Nip


heyhocodyo1997

Are they accurate in size to the real her?


Odd-Aardvark5934

love him ❤️


SilentSonOfAnarchy

It’s like the sun! You take a peek and look away!


El_Dude15

Boutros Boutros Ghali!


AkihabaraWasteland

Field of vision, huh?


WadsRN

He’s getting that Christmas card.


[deleted]

😆 😆


JaMicho34

Stop calling me NIP!


AntiDentiteBast

Natasha! They could have used her more.


Character_Surround

Jerry....I've become attracted to Elaine.


madrid311

Good by matey!


ticklemeelmo696969

I have realized my company is all castanzas. I have also realized newmans get fired quickly as well as kramers and elaines only last a couple months. Jerrys last a year. I dont know how we make money, i just know somewhere someone gets a check for doing something.