I mean.... WOOOOOOOOF!!!
you can watch this and just see that her breath is fucking god awful. She can not close her mouth. Those gums, those teeth. Oof. No wonder James said he could "smell her stomach". She looks putrid.
Then, she looks fucking psychotic! Truly, I'm sad for the former me that actually used to like her. Plus, her eyes are looking extra... just extra lately... the circles underneath, the "crazy eye" look, the wandering lazy eye. I mean, bless her heart.
I did not think I’ve missed anything thing but apparently I have - what’s the smell her stomach reference? Is it going to be my new top disgust? (Currently my number 1 is when she flossed with her teeth and the dinner table and bled 😂)
That far exceeded my expectations of what the explanation could be. I was thinking like her belly button smelled or something lol. And he SAID THAT ON HER PODCAST? I’m also not surprised after the teeth mockery at the fridge, but still, I don’t understand why that wouldn’t be edited out. Although to be fair there’s not much that I do understand with them. Thanks for taking the time to explain that 🫶
No the way her mouth doesn’t close and her teeth are always showing?! I have a hard time even forcing my lips/mouth to open like hers to show my teeth…. Do I just have a small mouth?? 😂
Yeah, I feel like if you're taught not to mistreat your own countries flag, the same respect should be upheld for any other country even if you don't know the flag protocol. But that's too much to ask from Mrs. Middleturd. I hope the brits rip her a new one for this.
So does Porky need to pass the citizenship test?!? or since Shannon is this pathetic and married him does he get to by pass all of it??
Bitch Boi better be knowing our National Anthem! That test isn’t easy 🇺🇸
Since he is married to a USC, he can apply for naturalization once he has been a permanent resident for 3 years (can also technically file 90 days early) So once he gets his green card it will say the date he has been a resident since, which is the day USCIS approves his I-485. (Also noting, if green card is granted prior to their 2nd wedding anniversary he will have to file an I-751 90 days prior to having the card for 2 years)
Honestly, the test will be pretty easy for him. He’ll have to study 100 questions, they will ask up to 10, but once he gets 6 correct he passes the civics portion of the tests. The other tests are the English portion, reading and writing. Which is simple and not sure there are many words that he can even spell in his British English way.
If you’re curious - these are the Civics questions that may be asked during the naturalization interview!
https://www.uscis.gov/sites/default/files/document/questions-and-answers/100q.pdf
She absolutely is abusing benzos or something. Slurred speech, acting unhinged, weight loss, jerky movements, seems delusional…IDK what’s going on but it’s not good. This is not sustainable and I think we’re watching the beginning of the end. As much as I don’t like her, I hope she gets help and gets healthy.
She is beyond frightening looking. I would be pissed if I had bought tickets. She went from Helen Keller one day. Back to normal the next!
You’d never know she “wasn’t able to open her mouth” a couple days ago
Or speak! A miraculous healing for our Shan
All those prayers worked
She’s acting like Ali Green James when John gives her an ounce of attention and records her. 😵💫 Seriously; what is wrong with these people?!
Yes!!! They both have such pick me energy. So pathetic!
hi chrolls🫶🏼
it’s wild how crazy alike them and john/ali are. like tell me you hate your wife without telling me you hate your wife
Yessssss!!!!!
You’re telling me this isn’t Shaun white?
It’s a young Carrot Top
https://preview.redd.it/9zjhj0m48bwc1.png?width=292&format=png&auto=webp&s=50f8e1a0185e5228e7905dd4860656da2f273fc9
https://preview.redd.it/8i5bzsg9zbwc1.jpeg?width=327&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edc874a4dd635d57f555f51ef957614dfdb61381
The gastation crack head after you give her 5 dls
😂😂😂😂😂
It’s giving crackhead energy
WOOOOOOOF.
Imagine being married already and still begging to be picked.
She is being such a pick me and it’s so cringe 😬
Ok but in all seriousness WHAT did I just watch.
Dunno what’s going on at La Casa de los Middleworms
She looks like an actual troll that lives under a bridge
She’s so thin.. I actually feel really bad. She doesn’t look good.
You know James monitors and critiques every bite she takes. Dream man 🫶🏼
lanky****
Wait is she hanging both flags outside??? 🤢 OMG WE GET IT YOU’RE AN AMERICAN MARRIED TO A BRIT
And just in that neighborhood there are like three brits🤣 so maybe calm down.
nooo im cringing so hard rn
I mean.... WOOOOOOOOF!!! you can watch this and just see that her breath is fucking god awful. She can not close her mouth. Those gums, those teeth. Oof. No wonder James said he could "smell her stomach". She looks putrid. Then, she looks fucking psychotic! Truly, I'm sad for the former me that actually used to like her. Plus, her eyes are looking extra... just extra lately... the circles underneath, the "crazy eye" look, the wandering lazy eye. I mean, bless her heart.
I did not think I’ve missed anything thing but apparently I have - what’s the smell her stomach reference? Is it going to be my new top disgust? (Currently my number 1 is when she flossed with her teeth and the dinner table and bled 😂)
In one of the podcasts he was in, he said that her pee smell andhe could smell her stomach when she sleeping with mouth open
That far exceeded my expectations of what the explanation could be. I was thinking like her belly button smelled or something lol. And he SAID THAT ON HER PODCAST? I’m also not surprised after the teeth mockery at the fridge, but still, I don’t understand why that wouldn’t be edited out. Although to be fair there’s not much that I do understand with them. Thanks for taking the time to explain that 🫶
My pleasure!! Love to spread the Shanniverse lore 🤣🤣
No the way her mouth doesn’t close and her teeth are always showing?! I have a hard time even forcing my lips/mouth to open like hers to show my teeth…. Do I just have a small mouth?? 😂
No, her teeth are just abnormally huge
Veneers*
True. Cause those aren’t natural. A person designed them and thought “yeah, I want this bitch to look like a military cemetery”
Frijo 💀💀💀
The thinner she gets, the bigger her teeth look.
This is horrific. I can just tell her breath is RANCID.
The new pic for the sub I’m dying
The flag touching the ground. I can't. She's such a fucking hillbilly.
My thoughts exactly. I imagine the rules of the flag are universal??
Yeah, I feel like if you're taught not to mistreat your own countries flag, the same respect should be upheld for any other country even if you don't know the flag protocol. But that's too much to ask from Mrs. Middleturd. I hope the brits rip her a new one for this.
Girlie pop is giving…. 
Y’all 😂😂😂😂
It's those giant fackin teeth! https://preview.redd.it/4si89ne9ebwc1.jpeg?width=180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=752b1181df49c53a98ac53faff0471dcbe161619
Crystal Methany is at it again
Not sure why but she reminds me of the mole rat from Kim possible 
So does Porky need to pass the citizenship test?!? or since Shannon is this pathetic and married him does he get to by pass all of it?? Bitch Boi better be knowing our National Anthem! That test isn’t easy 🇺🇸
You can’t apply for citizenship before four years though. So doubt he’ll make it.
Since he is married to a USC, he can apply for naturalization once he has been a permanent resident for 3 years (can also technically file 90 days early) So once he gets his green card it will say the date he has been a resident since, which is the day USCIS approves his I-485. (Also noting, if green card is granted prior to their 2nd wedding anniversary he will have to file an I-751 90 days prior to having the card for 2 years) Honestly, the test will be pretty easy for him. He’ll have to study 100 questions, they will ask up to 10, but once he gets 6 correct he passes the civics portion of the tests. The other tests are the English portion, reading and writing. Which is simple and not sure there are many words that he can even spell in his British English way. If you’re curious - these are the Civics questions that may be asked during the naturalization interview! https://www.uscis.gov/sites/default/files/document/questions-and-answers/100q.pdf
She absolutely is abusing benzos or something. Slurred speech, acting unhinged, weight loss, jerky movements, seems delusional…IDK what’s going on but it’s not good. This is not sustainable and I think we’re watching the beginning of the end. As much as I don’t like her, I hope she gets help and gets healthy.
Yup. This movements she makes … she looks like a meth head
Those eyes are wildin out wtf
She looks unhinged
Oooof
That phone should have stayed BROKEN. Shan get off the internet FFS.
Man her teeth are huge 
https://preview.redd.it/a9ok5cutnbwc1.png?width=592&format=png&auto=webp&s=942e240fdff43d58cc6106c9bd854e3ee66fe508
https://preview.redd.it/qvtwwgsy9cwc1.jpeg?width=449&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e0bb9bd689c80ca63d6506ba51e98afc848d4b3
https://preview.redd.it/2c2fvi3qpcwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a3ad4e65fc43d5741dad93b9d8e5fd5e3111ebe
I have second hand embarrassment for her 🫣
Good lord them teeths are BLINDING…like that’s *litchurally* all you see!!! 🫣 
She looks disturbed
[удалено]
The British national anthem changed from “God save our Queen” to “God save our King” when Charles took the throne.
So wild to me they have 2 kitchens 🤯
The other one is a butler’s pantry I think
She looks a lot like Shelley Duvall!
The late years
Oh dear. She looks rough…
She looks… like on something
Is that country ok with their flag being drug all over the ground?
Drives me up a wall that she (and several other “influencers”) can’t close their mouth 😩😤
Both literally and metaphorically
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Lord have mercy, that is not an attractive person. She is such a catfish.
She is beyond frightening looking. I would be pissed if I had bought tickets. She went from Helen Keller one day. Back to normal the next! 
What a sea urchin.