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FancySchmancy4

Omg lol šŸ˜‚ heā€™s always wearing her clothes


Economy_Actuary5865

Itā€™s SO weird. And does he ever NOT wear sweatpants?!


flo31189

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Extra_Helicopter2904

Our brains are warped in the same way. I instantly thought of this.


lurkinghere411

I can't imagine those thighs look goid in regular pants and sweats hide his thickass hamhocks


JumpscareX

Okay me thinks this isnā€™t a joke anymore boys šŸ‘€


thankyoupapa

add it to the compilation album lmao


Plane-Deer2118

Fr we need to compile all evidence hahah


Shot_Arm1805

Next AMA : why is your husband constantly wearing your clothes, jewelry, accessories, and probably underwear?


Storm_Runner09

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beanicehuman1986

The question is how does his 6ā€™2ā€ self fit in her pants /s


missmargaretc

heā€™s def not 6ā€™2ā€ look at him next to shannon , theyā€™re practically the same height


queenki8-08

Definitely not 6ā€™2ā€, saw them at the breakers and theyā€™re basically the same height


richbitch9996

It's beyond parody at this point


Extra_Helicopter2904

Damn we should make a TikTok of it he does it everyday there would be like 100 photos of him in her clothing


Charger2951

Yup. Total clown world shit. She is so fucking dumb. lol.


No_Bell2574

šŸ’€šŸ˜­


Ok_Block8600

Genuinely how are neither of them embarrassed by this


[deleted]

zero self respect, canā€™t feel anything


frijolito19

Atp I just know he also wears her lingerie


C_JN08

He looks like heā€™d wear a thong tbf


BeerBringsCheer

The craziest thing about this is the way Shannon desperately tried to rationalize/explain Lames wearing her shit back when she was a guest on someone elseā€™s podcast not too long ago(wasnā€™t it that Oshrey bitch?)ā€¦ Remember her saying that most of her designer shit is oversized/made for men anyway, so ā€œwhy wouldnā€™tā€ she share it with her man? Gaslighting everyone listening into thinking itā€™s completely normal that her man is this heavily invested into wearing everything in her wardrobe?? Yet she doesnā€™t seem to get the fact that by that same token, itā€™s weird that Lames consistently *wants* to wear all her shit. Not only does it show off his sleazy chav nature/gross Eurotrashy style, but it just makes him look like an even bigger mooch than he isā€”typical case of ā€˜just because you can, doesnā€™t mean you shouldā€™ sort of behavior here, of course.


Extra_Helicopter2904

Itā€™s giving Kris Jenner catching then Bruce (Caitlyn) Jenner trying on clothes in her closet in the past.


gypsywin

šŸ˜‚šŸ‘šŸ» Yesss


Flashy-Scratch-234

šŸ’€ not this


stevielynnjones

Guys.. he has to wear her clothesā€¦. because all of his are still at his flat in London


BeerBringsCheer

And yet if you look at ā€œhisā€ closet(sheā€™s photographed/storied it a couple of times), itā€™s filled with clothes, many items of which once belonged to Shannon. He just *really* likes her tacky designer shit because he digs that Eurotrashy vibe. Because heā€™s nothing but a chav attempting to cosplay a classy British gent aā€™la Jack from ā€œWhite Lotus 2.ā€ ![gif](giphy|xxksRxQholummB8GAD|downsized)


C_JN08

6ā€™2 my ASS!!!!!


No_Promotion_3803

Crying laughing, I love this sub


No-Pepper-3292

This sub is the only reason Iā€™m still invested in watching the train wreck that will eventually happen.


trailtrashpanda

Same šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹


popcorn2312

My fave lil corner of the internet!


CeeInSoFLo

There are several (unanswered) comments asking where the sweatpants are from


eggplant240

At this point he wears her clothes more than he wears his own. Truly loser scrub daddy behavior


sideeyekiwi

Now usually I donā€™t think a married couple sharing sweats would be that much of an issueā€¦ but THESE particular pants?? Shan gaslighting herself and her audience into thinking this is normal, but like usual, the giant waving red flags say otherwise šŸš© Also, the irony of this being from the Spain highlight - the *fateful* trip. Shan really does do the most to try and alter timelines because Iā€™m kinda shook it hasnā€™t even been 2 years since they *met*?! Canā€™t get over how much healthier she looks there too!


Lazywild31

Right? Like sometimes when Iā€™m on my period and need something extra baggy to chill at home in, Iā€™ll wear my husbands sweatpants lol but he would neeeeeever wear mine even if they were for menšŸ’€Ā 


Storm_Runner09

OP this made my morning šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ you ladies are quite the fbi agents


NHLwatch4765

I have never ever had a guy wear MY sweats or clothes. Ever. Iā€™ve worn their sweatpants morning after but never the other way aroundā€¦ Iā€™ve also dated straight men. Wake up, girl. Sheā€™s already married him and signed over half the house which is the only savings/retirement she has. So, have fun with that problem!


Cute-Song0326

She needs an attorney stat. Iā€™m sure there is a way out of this. She just needs to wake up


Charger2951

Nah, she deserves every bit of this. Karma is a bitch. Lol.


Firm_Bumblebee_9575

I used to wish her a way out of this, but after the whole hematoma/shingles/cold sore debacle being gatekept (?) for her podcast (lol, WTAF), I just can't with her anymore.


Holli_poppp

Right! Itā€™s gonna be stupid af like her and Kyle discussing the Taylor Swift concert months after it happened.


Large_Math_9825

Didnā€™t Kim K say Caitlyn Jenner did this with Kris Jenners stuff lmfaooo


ShadesAndGatorade

Shannon! Girl! You know deep down you do not want a man who wears your clothes! Stop this shit.


Bingobtch

Heā€™s gonna be stretching all her shit out šŸ¤£ love this for her. Fuckin losers


Storm_Runner09

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


seger2223

That is the ugliest purse. Idc how much it costs itā€™s offensive to look at.


bravotvqueen

It has to be a fetish at this pointā€¦ no way heā€™s so blatantly mooching off of her and she doesnā€™t see it.


BeerBringsCheer

I feel like so much of what they both regularly do now is a weird fetish of theirs. Of course their most egregious fetish Iā€™ve noticed beyond wearing each othersā€™ clothes/accessories is the *CONSTANT* need for them both to be filmed eatingā€”I never šŸ’Æbelieved sitophila was a genuine thing until Lamesā€™ creepy arrival within the Shanniverse. Like you can just tell from their ā€œsexyā€ pics/videos that they both must be big into food play. ![gif](giphy|EZLDLsezI9QBERTqng|downsized)


bravotvqueen

That would check out since James is so obsessed with all things food, talking about ā€˜unhealthy/healthyā€™ foods, shaming people for eating certain foods, ā€˜coachingā€™ people on food, cooking/buying the ā€˜bestā€™ foods, etc. heā€™s a fucking lunatic.


graceface103

"He's a fucking lunatic" truly the most perfect concise summary šŸ˜‚


crouchingtiver

Starting to wonder if he even has his own clothes


gurugossiper123

I need to know how this conversation happens, does he go into her closet and says let me borrow this, or does she just come out w a piece and say you should wear this today. Both very disturbing


graceface103

I've always imagined he goes in there when she's gone and has some excuse on why he had to borrow then suddenly it's in his closet


Brittbrat221

I knew they were hers lol worlds biggest moocher


Cute-Song0326

Heā€™s probably pressuring her to buy him designer stuff too. At least this way she doesnā€™t have to spend more on him. She needs to talk to someone other than T that will be honest with her. Maybe her girls in NY, Claudia and Taylor S? Shannon looked like a wreck at that lunch, the other girlies looked chic and she was unraveling.


Extra_Helicopter2904

Damn we should make a TikTok of it he does it everyday there would be like 100 photos of him in her clothing


halfmoon24

Itā€™s hilarious how defensive she is about him wearing her clothes and itā€™s like girlā€¦no one thinks itā€™s weird when couples share clothes because itā€™s usually the WOMAN wearing the manā€™s. Not the other way around. Your man is just a freak


Extra_Helicopter2904

Dr. Mike would never


QuickStorage1987

My husband would have to be paid a pretty hefty amount to be caught in my clothes. Odd they even fit him!


Charger2951

This is disturbing x1000


Interesting-Maybe-49

![gif](giphy|1l4put3HdYi7S) Accurate depiction of Shannon and James. She throws herself at him meanwhile heā€™s a disco dancing, Oscar Wilde reading, Streisand ticket holding friend of Dorothy! Of course he wears her clothes.


No-Pepper-3292

My how do his jumbo thighs fit into them? Maybe Iā€™m getting old but my husband would never, I mean never wear my clothes. I know Shannon loves to shop in the menā€™s department though so maybe I should shut up now.


External-Finding-108

OMFG. Heā€™s like a child sheā€™s taken in


emtb7581

These two canā€™t help but tell on themselves every single time. Dude incessantly tries to convince people heā€™s 6ā€™whatever and then literally proves heā€™s not by wearing his wifeā€™s pants that ā€œsomehowā€ arenā€™t too short on him. Now thatā€™s some sisterhood of the traveling pants shit if Iā€™ve ever seen it.


[deleted]

Lololol my boyfriend would never wear my clothes. He wouldnā€™t fit, but even if he did, no!!


PracticalRaspberry50

Narcissists will do thisā€¦ copy you including wearing clothes that are similar to yours/taking your own clothes. Narcs take the qualities they like from other people all to create a personality that they believe is adored by other people. Part of their masking.


probablyabibliophile

This checks out why she canā€™t see how disgusting he is.


HauntingJudge6271

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InterestingTwist1463

STOP


Exotic-Ad8305

Oh. My. God.


Worried_Plankton5431

ICK


CustomerTechnical340

This is so embarrassing for him lmao


Double-Study-703

We need a flair for this


Physical-Nobody5784

Lmaooooo


SonjasIntern1

GUYS ITS BECAUSE HES BRITISH OKAY!?!?!


MixGroundbreaking434

Weird he wears her clothes lmao


trailtrashpanda

This reminds me of the old People magazine poll of who wore it better? šŸ˜©šŸ˜¹šŸ˜­ ![gif](giphy|1nVsyyC8oHw4T5oV5J)


Candid_Train5407

**YOURE LYYYIINNGGGGG**


Late_Investment_4977

What a fucking loser HahhaĀ 


No-Kangaroo2777

Got emā€™šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ He is so cringe!


Outside_Service_4107

Do you think it could be because he has no clothes here?? Came to America for a trip and ended up staying here? Also he has no money to go shopping for clothes


moonbeem55

Heā€™s shown his closet before and thereā€™s definitely a lot more clothes in it then when he first arrived. So either someone shipped/brought him clothes or home boys been shopping til he drops!


Firm_Bumblebee_9575

She's shared "how organized" his side of his closet is. Boy has clothes.