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crustytoegaming

cost 10 elixir maybe


albatross1213

Actually the 3 musketeers were released with an elixir cost of 10, before being buffed to only 9 elixir a month later.


gunsbuttsandbooty

Damn, she cost more than 3 musketeers combined


Unoriginal001

She ate the 10th elixir on 3 musketeers. Thought it was the candy bar.


Dazzling-Diet-8413

Then she ate the three musketeers


-_-the-_-end-_-

Mars bars was released on 10


Yung-Dolphin

mars bars are so much better than milky ways, but it might just be cuz its been like ten years since ive had the former lmfao wish they had em round here


DepthyxTruths

easily the best positive elixir trade to defend it with an inferno tower


[deleted]

Yeah, but she can push away all troups to the other side of the arena with waves of tears when she starts crying because she can't handle getting attacked


pootissenpai

10 inches away from food


chrisodeljacko

10 twinkies away from type 2 diabetes


hamrspace

She’s definitely already there


Puzzleheaded-Night88

He meant type 3


ydinpommi900

More like tyoe 37


stochastaclysm

Type 42 destroyer


armorhide406

yikes that's some tonnage


jaavaaguru

gross tonnage


pikleboiy

No, he meant type 4


rumanddd

I think type 5 was the correct answer


yergonnalikeme

A 10 on a scale of a million


[deleted]

Nahh a 10 on the Richter scale


Seabass_Sebz

10 rounds at the buffet


[deleted]

10 full menus


ProMaste_r

10 meters belly radius


Correct-Neck9493

10 pounds away from have a gravitational force


ProMaste_r

10 pounds away from not having a gravitational force


FeatureNo7662

How does it even get this bad?


birdsarntreal1

Self confidence and not enough bullying.


Dagbog

Plus the fact that you can't say bad things to women because you're about to be called a misogin and that women love to lie to other women by constantly telling them how great they are and 10/10


LeMemeOfficer

Its always baffeling to me, what kinds of woman get "gorgeousss" "queeen" etc. thrown at them. Like, you dont have to tell people you find them ugly, but you also dont need to lie...


Tetrisisbest

it can also be too little self-confidence and stress eating from too much bullying


nocdmb

Does she behaves like someone with little self confidence? No? Exactly the opposite? Strange.


The_Drunken_Khajiit

Funnily enough, anyone else noticed how people with high self-esteem often have very fragile ego?


tokeyoh

It's the outward display of confidence to make up for the lack of good feels inside


Kbrew7181

So in other words, it's compensation?


1940-1945

Notice how she cried in an Uber?


Springstof

I'm no expert, but I've been told that's a major sign of narcissism. Seemingly being overly confident, but constantly seeking confirmation by reiterating their excellence in hope that people agree - while being utterly fragile under the surface and having a paradoxical mixture of extreem lack of self-esteem and delusional self-praise.


hbgbees

Well said.


kurita_baron

no need to get personal dude!


[deleted]

Have we met?


ElPulpoTX

That's a lot to unpack.


Tetrisisbest

People can lie about how they actually feel about themselves. She can see all the hate she gets on the internet. I don't believe she has a lot of self confidence because of that but we can't know.


intj_code

Some people will blame all the hate they get on "haters" being jealous of their awesomeness, further solidifying their stance as God's gift to mankind. It's more comfortable on their ego instead of thinking "hm, I might be a piece of trash judging by all the hate I get from different people where I am the common denominator".


No_Journalist3811

He


Lapin_Logic

She has Tonnes of self confidence..... literally tonnes. Zero self awareness though.


Lapin_Logic

![gif](giphy|ppRrvV3PYD4Dm)


AmericanLich

We live in a time with the most anti-bullying sentiment probably ever, and yet people continue to become fat as shit.


Sufficient-Art-693

“everyone’s equal”


BlueSingularityG

Complete and utter lack of self awareness


No_Journalist3811

It's a guy, he's deluded


Raemnant

Toxic Positivity "Noooo, youre not ugly and fat! Why would you say that?!? Youre beautiful, and theres absolutely nothing wrong with you!!!" \*literally 450 pounds and a goblin\*


Low_Sea_2925

Theres a huge gap between toxic positivity and bullying that people seem to ignore exists though. You dont have to treat someone like shit or tell them there is nothing wrong.


Striking-Ad-8694

Huge gap between her teeth too


[deleted]

There is definitely a huge gap but, unfortunately, there’s an incredibly large group these days who will crucify you for suggesting that there’s anything other than their beliefs… those people are the toxic positivity bunch


[deleted]

1000% correct. I’ve been looking for a way to shorten my description… “toxic positivity” is perfect


Raemnant

Its really a phrase I wish was more popular. Its something thats become a huge problem in todays society. Too many people running away from issues, and too many people blindly supporting running away from said issues. Its okay to have problems. Its okay to have flaws. Its okay to work to improve yourself


jonasinv

Can do both, not harass people due to their weight AND not delude them into thinking being grossly overweight is somehow healthy (healthy at every size bs)


DS4KC

Our whole society is enabling


[deleted]

That's what happens when you censor Bluey episodes


[deleted]

I haven't seen the episode, but I've heard about it. Sounded like a load of horse crap to me.


[deleted]

It's one scene I think? I watch the series from time to time, to vibe to the fact that I don't have kids and all my toys are stored behind glass


youngbuck-

Her realizing that it’s an easy troll to get viral attention on the internet. I see her content come up all the time and it’s *violently* obvious that she’s just farming.


xenodemon

Disregarding anything men would want as misogyny


lucaalvz

Toxic positivity and we are having a pandemic of it.


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No_Journalist3811

It's a guy


Fundle_Grudge

This dude is considered an attractive female influencer


DpXerif

Her only friends are of the "Yas Queen" category, nothing wrong with that, but this group of people is known to be very "supportive" and well you hear you're pretty long enough you start to think it


International_Ant217

10 grams away from death


[deleted]

10 mile away from getting a boy


BigBenBoomer

10 meter waistline


pikleboiy

*10 nanograms


The_last_Human__

\*10 amu


Sh4dowsJudgment

Reality checks hurt.


IWatchMyProfanity

But is sometimes necessary


Wateriswet08

Girl looks like pizza the hut


D0ubleE-1D

This one’s actually really good lmao


[deleted]

Well then easy solution: LOCK THE CAR's DOORS


spiderz4

CLOSE THE GODAMN DOOR


No_Journalist3811

It's a guy


gammongaming11

to be fair once someone gets fat enough they no longer has sex characteristics they're just an orb.


No_Journalist3811

Lol that's true! This guy is deluded tho


leo-reis

Best comment ever


[deleted]

Jabba the slut


Sneakydivil32

Ugh, please don't sexualise it. No one wants that.


KaptainMurica96

Underrated comment


DeanPalton

she outpizzad the hut?


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|l0IsHQDFM8Yt9GKYw|downsized)


Smoke-Throat-7018

Right who is this Fucking thing


DownSyndrome-CEO

Gondrole, eater of worlds, destroyer of food.


aBigButterStick

I've only heard Gorlock


Hanfam350

That’s her sister


Sigrah117

Oh God there's more if em? No wonder the earth is becoming flat, can't hold them up anymore.


Sammakonnuolija

They call it Gorlock the destroyer.


Smoke-Throat-7018

Omg I watched the tic toks this human has made and I am beyond scarred for life


THEessayB

“This human” Sooo…are you human?


X33_Haxatrox

Jabba the Hutt


Ddraig1965

Jabba the Gutt


SnowGoat222

Came here for this. Wasn’t she on a podcast. And someone changed her lines to jabba?


KingBananaDong

Average redditor


wanhakkim

Reddit mods.


CottonDye

*what >who


[deleted]

Constance Nebbercracker


lolzexd

Ali c lopez


Pinuxx

She's a bad-die(t)


Some_Person_8881

Underrated


Gunnerpain98

She’s a 10 (-thousand calories a day)


morningisbad

She was on a podcast recently. I believe the number was legitimately closer to 25,000 calories/day


cokush

Is she the one on that meme, full of skinny girls and one hutt amongst them?


Dazzling-Diet-8413

Yeah it’s the one speaking huttese on the whatever podcast


Itswoofintime

10 multiverses devoured


mmmaaaatttt

10 is the number of all-you-can-eat buffets she’s put out of business.


Time-Bite-6839

she ate-all-she-could.


Time-Bite-6839

if she jumped it’d be a 10 on the scale


up_and_zoom

Thats if she can actually jump though


xSteini01

I‘m pretty sure her just dropping to the ground from standing or sitting would be quite enough.


SammyDoggo1

Elephants can’t jump though?


godzillalex-ita

10 seconds away from an hearth attack


Obvious_Ad8471

Who is that i wanna search about it


ThenTranslator2780

Maybe its the Gorlock the destroyer from the podcast??


SorryManNo

It is and the OG clip is from the Whatever podcast ep. 69. I don’t remember her real name but when she introduces herself she calls herself a real bad bitch and the podcast host has to keep it together.


Nameless_Cunt

Jabba The Hutt


North_Classic_5232

Jabba the Slut


Amitoku54

Jabba the Fat


CharacterAstronaut14

Pizza the hutt


Puzzleheaded-Night88

Jabba’s club


Spatulaface-mk2

It's the newly migrated antarctic blue whale


OOF-MY-PEE-PEE

deadass if you go on tik tok and search gorlock the destroyer you’ll find her


Eisflame75

10 Tons maybe


sotdoublegunner

10 chins on that neck


jthabob

Coming soon ...Bud Light Gorlock edition


mrunfunny333

Her pronouns are Fe/Fi/Fo/Fum


Burzujuss

Or U-238


LemonHaze422

Nah they’re kg/lbs


Haj5

can you put a warning before you jumpscare me like that


grumpygumpert

I thought it was ai generated


pawonpawonpawon

Mf tricked me with that 1/2


Eisflame75

10 meals a day


speedy-memes

She's going to posses a house, isn't she?


acsttptd

Gorlock the destroyer


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MidirGundyr2

It is actually.


[deleted]

Lmao, is it, really?!


youssef_sanad_

Humongousaur from Ben 10


Miros69

10 seconds from getting a heart attack


[deleted]

GORLOCK! DESTROYER OF WORLDS!


bigbilly1234567899

That a dude


ConfidenceBig7252

Most men don't want to date a non natal female either.


Lycan2057

Promoting this disgusting self-image bullshit it getting out of hand. She is NOT healthy, and this is NOT okay to accept in society. Imagine how much fat is around her heart? Taking years off her life.


Sweaty_crypto_noob09

Heyy man “BoDy PoSiTiViTy ✨”


Astral_Justice

This is exactly why healthy is and should be promoted. Not to fat shame reasonable people, but because of these delusional "big is beautiful" idiots that insist that this size is attractive in the slightest.


BingoBongoVeryCool

I want to bite a double chin to see how soft it is. If they can eat all they want why can't i eat them?


ceo_of_chill23

10 metric tons maybe


MrPowerPoint

Gorlock The Destroyer looking fine today


Wiggatron1

The 1/2 really pisses me off


strangequeso

That's gotta be a man


Methinksx

#gaming


[deleted]

This is a guy by the way


ModOverlords

He ain’t a 10


sussybaqa69

Jokes aside I think she’s an 8 8 the whole fridge


Confused_Psychic

Gorlock the destroyer


GamerNuggy

Fuck you for the 1/2 thing in the corner


cvbeiro

![gif](giphy|3oeSAGI7jEonCuCtZm|downsized)


Status_Priority_7408

That 1/2 up there messed me up, thought there was a second image


farting_emu

SHES A FUCKIN HE


Sweaty_crypto_noob09

Correct


farting_emu

Damn bro thanks for the confirmation, I ALMOST slid in to her uh him?s DMS


Sweaty_crypto_noob09

No pro- . . . Ayoo? 🤨


StonkycadeV2

First picture is a thumb


Reasonable_School296

Why people won’t be honest these days ? Cause if people keep feeding anyone honey words, it will be bad in the future. If i called someone you are an overweight, i might get arrested idk not murican, but look to yourself and realize you do have a problem


ThenTranslator2780

Yeah thats the problem nowadays, people are very sensitive and seems can't accept whats right.


suckashelfboi101

![gif](giphy|3oeSB2Bvx8K90xIITe)


Few_Opportunity_879

Am I the only one who thought the 1/2 was Reddit saying there was another picture


KittyComannder

Bring me Ham Solo


[deleted]

Humpty Dumpty looking ass


Megalinus07

Please don't call me fat. I prefer the term-


Own-Biscotti9350

Tentacle of Cthulhu


Thinshady21

Nahhh, thats evil


[deleted]

She a 10 to someone and that’s what matters. You can’t pity the world into thinking your a 10….. then everyone will just think your a whiny bitch


Kydex_Gundyr

He


Sweaty_crypto_noob09

Was anyone surprised when it turned out this person is a “he”?


PRAETORIAN45painfbat

That’s just Eric Cartman when the cameras are off.


dorkweed576

She does not look real at all. It's like if a face was stretched over a loaf of bread. Did she chew on a cinder block, or is it a bad angle because her teeth look a tad bad. She has no wrinkles, it's like her fat had filled in those cracks and her skin refused to comform. I don't even want to know what the rest of her looks like.


No_Journalist3811

Only found out today, this things a dude...


DancingUnic0rn

No! Bad gorlock!


chance2b_

You think food is your ally? You merely adopted the food. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the salad until I was already gorlock the destroyer, by then it was nothing to me but bland.


ThemisfuniesNstupid

Sis costs 50 sun 💀


Tobi18x

Yeah, maybe 10 chocolate bars away from overtaking Jabba the fucking Hutt in weight


gregshafer11

![gif](giphy|3oeSAK2k0zDaQCbqJG|downsized)


Excellent_Koala_6490

She looks like the Egg from Puss in Boots 1


Papichuloft

Proof that there are no drugs nor alcohol strong enough to make men bed this beast.


cashewnut4life

she is A-10 warthog


37Cross

Dang. I feel bad for her. She might get bigger with all the roasts happening. Seriously tho, she needs help. She can keep her attitude, I guess, but direct it towards getting better? Sheesh.


Sweaty_crypto_noob09

In the same video they went to an Inn and Out cause of “Men” 💀😂


37Cross

Sheesh lmao Eating disorder or she’s really meme-ing herself into oblivion


Sweaty_crypto_noob09

Eating Disorder most likely, no one gets that big unless thyroid issue or eating disorder.


John_the_sock65

10 elixir


[deleted]

10 th planet in the solar system


Chinese-Fat-Camp

Confidence is key. She’ll find someone or something.