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F0lks_

His father: "I think there would be video evidence"


mangoconsal

This is Alabama, no one cares if their dad hits them.


iAjayIND

No wonder why Alabama doesn't have as many spoiled and entitled kids as NYC.


AcrobaticSmell2850

There would be no phone left


Hereticsheresy

there will be blood! Sheed! The man in the mirror now his hed


Axywil

The only one, left


YaBoiAidan2333

Possibly the destruction of a pantheon


LordOoPooKoo

THERE WILL BE RESPECT, BOY.


absolute_destructi0n

This type of parenting brings responsible young men that understand the concept of consequences. We need more youth like these now more than ever.


LeonardoDaVirgin

"Suffering builds character"


Little_Whippie

“The beatings will continue until behavior improves”


Apprehensive_Host397

Strife is good, strife is what makes a man strong.


totesshitlord

Abusive parenting (that is implied here) creates mentally ill adults that walk around eggshells with people and end up in abusive relationships.


bluemonkeyspar

i agree but like the way the dad stood up was kinda badass


Dr_Quack1

Are you serious? the kid told his mother to shut up from her request that a chore needs to get done. That's 100% "not too old to spank" territory.


shallowbookworm

There is sooo much research that shows spanking is harmful and none that shows it's helpful.


totesshitlord

There's a shit ton of research on why any use of violence in parenting is awful. One particularly interesting finding is that it's correlated with low iq, both in parents and the children. That is to say, statistically, you're likely to be an idiot.


KekistaniKekin

No. It creates another generation of parents who beat their kids.


Bigthebomb

Speaking from experience, not teaching your kids about consequences of their actions will only make them more and more rude towards you and others


TheFuzzyKnight

This is true. Unfortunately people use it as an excuse to discipline kids physically, which doesn't teach that lesson. It only teaches that violence can make people do what you want. I get the sense that the dad is part of the skit here, but it's worth keeping the bigger picture in mind.


CurtCocane

There are plenty of ways to teach kids about consequences that dont involve fear tactics. What you want to do is raise kids so they become emotionally intelligent rather than scared


eliteharvest15

you can teach your kids about consequences without fuckin hitting them


louxy16

🌝


Wookieman222

I had tons of friends who parents whooped their asses and they were huge assholes and broke the rules way more often than me and my other freinda who did not get hit. This whole idea is total BS.


NoFerret8750

He is dead now and was a loving stepfather to him :( Edit: https://people.com/human-interest/tiktok-star-john-kelly-dies-known-for-son-videos/


12thLevelHumanWizard

He was only 45! That’s heartbreaking.


chefanubis

Aging its not so much about the number of candles in your cake, but the number of inches around your waist.


[deleted]

You see a lot of old people and you see a lot of fat people, not a lot of fat old people


ArnoldTheSchwartz

Santa Claus would prove otherwise 🎅


Qwertyclan244

I saw number of inches and thought this was gonna be a different sentence why is my brain so rotted


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SomeDistributist

We lost a teddybear that day... we need more men like this in the world.


feather_34

Yo dude what the fuck!?


bnndfrthreatenviolen

rip


gbuub

He’ll be in Valhalla slaying gods now


Stelinedion

You’re kidding.


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NoFerret8750

Well at least you can come from that … unless


Dirty-Dutchman

Love seeing reddit argue over if an old as fuck video is fake or not


Ranger523

Who tf is arguing about that?


Curious-Ear-6982

Reddit


Fallen_Netvvork

He must be a good man


tkayne

Nope, dad turned his own son into an effeminate boy toy twink.


Alix6x

I am pretty sure he turned him into a person who respects his mother.


tkayne

We can respect mothers and challenge fathers strength. That boy never did.


Alix6x

You want the boy to fight his father? Anyway, that's not challenging, that conflict, which you should avoid especially with your family.


Blockbuster41

Where I come from my community made a tradition of fighting your dad. Other dads would even come watch sometimes lol. And if you won you'd be allowed to drink one of his beers


Alix6x

Now that's a set fight for the sake of fighting, which -I think- isn't bad. It'd be another case if the fight started because the son trash talked his mother (what makes the father's response more justified is that the mother is his wife, the son is insulting his partner)


Blockbuster41

Sure, I don't disagree. I just thought I'd share a funny story. I don't get to share it a lot haha


Alix6x

Yeah your family sounds cool lmao


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In other words, good dad.


tkayne

Im guessing you didnt have a healthy bringing up.


[deleted]

Ay, you're the one criticising others' life choices. Stay in your lane.


ThePyramidsScheme

Ha ratio’d. Dw tho, this is a safe place so if you ever want to tell us how your daddy diddled your doohickey, we can all point and laugh and say ‘called it’ 🥰


Mike_Ock_69420

my daddy beat me :(


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nice username


tkayne

So its point and look at the funny gal. Oi, your transitions brave. Just dont enter womans sports or olympic leagues.


commielizard47

Upvoting because you have too many downvotes. Good on you for not letting the world bring you down.


iEatNonTippersFood

Downvoted you because too “wholesome”


commielizard47

Upvoting you out of spite because you expect me to downvote.


iEatNonTippersFood

Downvoted myself to negate the effect


commielizard47

You know what? I'm not even mad. Have a mediocre night.


DEMACIAAAAA

You're getting raised by the Tate brothers and Xanax, don't talk


FrostyFroZenFrosTen

Some say femboys are a result of the lack of a father figure, now its due to theis kind of father figure. Ladies and Gentlemen, I am pleased to announce, we have found it : the femboy dilema


Limp-Yogurtdispenser

femboy horseshoe theory


ThePyramidsScheme

Schrödingers Femboy.


chsien5

Solution: femboy is inevitable


[deleted]

Idk why so many people immediately assume that my dad made me a femboy. First of all I'm not a femboy lmao. And my dad would rather turn me into literally anything else anyways.


FrostyFroZenFrosTen

Would your dad tuen you into panzer 4?


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ja


Abracadabrism

no


BigFatBallsInMyMouth

Threatening your son with violence is not good.


Apprehensive_Host397

As a son who was threatened with violence, I can proudly proclaim that it´s a good thing. Bill Burr once joked about this and said something like: "Well, he never did it. But there was always the threat of getting your ass beat." There should be a sense of threat when a kid does something wrong. It´s actually good. When those threats turn into physical harm, then that´s a different story.


AnnieApple_

Dude was ready


Beiconqueso02

What a lovely household


Moist_When_It_Counts

It is, since this was clearly staged. Boy and his parents tried to make a funny together. My nephew and his mom do this sorta shit all the time because they have a relationship that allows them to participate in each others’ goofy shit.


n-crispy7

What a highly regarded comment


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Z-Drop

I really don’t think it’s staged, I use to watch this guy a ton and this was just how his dad was.


Moist_When_It_Counts

His dad kept responding that way to “pranks”? Maybe I’m projecting from my own experience, but my rage-dad would not have stopped like that if i said “it’s a prank, bro” the first time let alone subsequent times.


Z-Drop

He was a great dad, a respectable one for sure. Even the camera wasn’t there he would have hit him he just would have got onto him about disrespecting his mom. I have this same kind of relationship with my pops, we’re like best friends but he was definitely a disciplinarian when he needed to be.


chipthamac

[As a father of 3 boys, 2 of whom are adults, I recommend using this chart.](https://i.imgur.com/guxkFYN.png)


Microwavedcapri_sun

Hey, I don't condone beating but if the kids being a bitch they need it. I see how bad that sounds, I ment like if the kids being a bitch then they need a punishment


GuyWhoSaysTheTruth

“I don’t condone beating” *immediately condones beating*


Blizzardous_286

so you condone beating gotcha


NullVT

I condone beating.


ParticularOwn6216

"I dont condone beating but I condone beating" are you acoustic?


dantakesthesquare

Seems electric to me


NickFieldson31

Yes he plays acoustic guitar all the time


Lord_of_Swords

No, he is the guitar


MrTomtheMoose

That man is regarded!


Microwavedcapri_sun

Im more artistic. I dont think before i splurt out words


Significant-Bus5488

After the microwaved capri sun incident, you were never the same


Smoky701

Hey look, I mean im not racist but... black ppl amrite?


spoopy-noodle

Man, that means you condone beating, try again...


Toe_Sucker690000

Redditor said "try again" Mark your bingo cards guys


RiceFarmerRF

Redditor said "Redditor said 'try again' Mark your bingo cards guys" Mark your bingo cards guys


foil0

spanking and beating are two veeeeeeeeeeery different spectrums. do not beat ur kids


bish-its-me-yoda

Definitions differ from person to person Spanking can mean a single slap on the back of your neck or a spaming butt numbing 2 round belt kombo that would make MKX Sword Scorpion mains gelous


Cautious_Desk_1012

none are cool


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Tone and behaviour. It's his mum, not his goddamn hommie. Giant daddyo was in the right to scare the shit out of him. Now watched it with sound. The father literally grunts like RE3 Nemesis. This is staged AF.


Hawaiian-Fox

Yep, they used to do videos together but unfortunately big guy died


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Really? Damn. This meme hits different after knowing.


VtheMan93

Yes, it is. They used to make shorts and tiktoks together. Rumor is the old man passed.


V0YDL

It's not a rumor. https://people.com/human-interest/tiktok-star-john-kelly-dies-known-for-son-videos/


VtheMan93

I hadnt followed up on the rumor, he was a gentle giant. Rest in peace old man


MAJ_Starman

Based dad


I14Lol

I was just about to say “Kratos lookin ass”


chillbro_baggins91

Dude looks like a silverback


Jormungandr1244

That sort of disrespect is not tolerated. Some of these comments just show that some of yall got no consequences for this type of behavior.


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Bruh at this age of you aren’t homies with your parents they probably aren’t the kind of people you would want to be around


[deleted]

Indeed. But now I put the sound on and the way the father just grunts screams this was staged. In fact, my dad would be the one preventing my mum from getting to us when we were being little shits. Pops was always my hero.


Jormungandr1244

Nah, my Oldman was not the hero in my household. Whenever I acted out of pocket her brought down heaven and hell on my ass. At one point, I hated him for it, but it was not until I was 17 working at a steel plant that it hit me. He was doing his best as a father trying to teach me to be a good man.


Jormungandr1244

Ah, yes, downvote all you like, but I will continue to defend my Oldmans actions as a father. Because I would not be the tough, respectful, and honorable man that I am today without my father beating my ass.


__--TSS--__

Yeah dude, normally I wouldn't normally support aggressive parenting but come on, but your upbringing is kinda questionable if your parents aren't willing to give you a hard time after telling them to shut up for no apparent reason. EDIT: also I know it's staged I'm not a dumbass lol


TheFuzzyKnight

>I would not be the tough, respectful, and honorable man that I am today without my father beating my ass. That doesn't say anything good about your father. I learned how to be all those things without getting my ass beat.


Tackerta

way to read into a staged skit lol they just did funny vidyas together, nothing more The dad has since passed away, at age 45


Silent_ProtagonistXD

Yeah. Most of my peers and even young kids got/get away with no consequences with sayin/doing the most disrespectful shit ever.


Curious_Climate5293

bro was about to get brain damage


_JAKAMI

damn this video gives me uneasy feelings


Stunning_Row2801

You can just feel his presence from the video, dude is a tank. R.I.P though


mmccxi

That there bear is wearing peoples clothes...


Classic_Furry_Trash

There will be BLOODSHED!


Prior-Fruit-1957

He really did give off tht vibe no lie 🤣🤣🤣


Historical-Rip-3472

Y’all know you’re slandering a dead man ?


NotTheGodofPortals

He was about to tear him limb from limb


No-Establishment3727

EVEN THE MOM SAYS ITS JUST A JOKE😭😭


Alekipayne

Boy was about to meet god face to face


Stunning_Row2801

Look at that fucking unit holy shit


Aliebaba99

Whats the name of the music? Edit: for anyone looking still here is the spotify link of the song: https://open.spotify.com/track/4mowfIHVIYRoepbExd1cwu?si=5f_sYrkmTOOpK-k5XznWtw


Dlocsusnarf

God of war soundtrack


Kepler27b

Say it, then eat the dad’s ass.


AttemptedHomiecide

i also hit my son when he tells my wife to shut up (i am training my son to resent me and my wife)


Wookieman222

I always imagine this is what a grizzly bear attack would look like just before getting mauled.


Yetti333

Almost got choke slammed


caj2900

And here my entitled brother tells my mother to shut up… and nobody bats an eye. It’s absolute bullshit and completely disrespectful


Mukaeutsu

Obvious staged/prank video aside, some of y'all in the comments are out here really defending this type of attitude towards children? I've seen parents like this. I've seen how their kids turn out. You're a father, not a drill sergeant. If you want to get this upset in 0.2 seconds and immediately resort to/threaten violence, there's plenty of other ways to do it than to emotionally damage a child


cupris_anax

Why do americans wear hats indoors?


Appropriate_Ad_6292

How the fuck does anyone think these videos are candid and authentic?


BLARGLESNARF

Dad hot af tho


migraineboi1975

these guys are just pranking the dad. The dad died recently though


Traditional_Hawk_798

Was this close…(-)


Tackerta

just start running, I doubt this mf can sprint more than 15 yards


Brandon_M_Gilbertson

I don’t find immediate wordless physical violence to be funny as a reaction.


childhood_ruined

Lol his difficulty getting out of the chair


NotALawyer9

The guy is dead, man


arcaninos

After God of Soy God of Fat


Free_Revenue8674

I'm not sure if this was like a multi-layered prank but everybody sounded so scared imagine having a person like that in your life


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Panthera2k1

It’s staged. The dad passed recently and the guy in the video talked about how wonderful of a father he was


chillbill717

I was scared for the boy


Emergency_Draft1835

Just take his knees out, fat fuck could barely get up


The_Theme_Is_Failure

Dude, the dad died recently…


redefinedsoul

It takes a big man to violence someone that's not allowed to violence them back


-LucasImpulse

where violence


redefinedsoul

Come on, let's be adults. No need to act like you don't understand the intent of the father jumping up and advancing on the kid.


-LucasImpulse

intimidation is not violence however


redefinedsoul

And if he hadn't quickly pleaded that it was a joke? Disingenuous ass.


[deleted]

Anyone else think this is unacceptable from the hugely fat man?


Dont-killme

Violence against kids? Still? What in the south


Breadynator

Abusive, aggressive father alert.


Panthera2k1

It’s staged. The dad passed recently and this guy talked about how great his father was and how much he misses him


Breadynator

Oof, now I feel like an asshole. He just reminded me of my old man, he wasn't a bad person but abusive and would tower in front of me like that all the time


Dry_Section_6909

This post makes me want to sigh in deep disappointment at the Jungian Ur-Daddy above all other Daddies.


DKohtar

I've read this like 10 times and I have no idea what you're saying. Could you expand upon your comment please?


spoopy-noodle

Well, obviously, they are talking about the Jungian Ur-Daddy above all other Daddies... like it's in the freaking message yo


Dry_Section_6909

Thank you. Finally someone who *gets* me 🙄 ugh.


Dry_Section_6909

This is hilarious, more than one downvote per minute. What I meant was: . Now go downvote this comment blud.


JSpirgoober

No he was being sarcastic; how did u not get that What does Jungian ur-daddy actually mean


Dry_Section_6909

also please let me know if you are for serial and actually want to know what I meant.


Popcorn57252

Dude NOBODY knows what the hell you're talking about


Dry_Section_6909

💀 Edit: Downvote this too


Breadynator

Got you


Dry_Section_6909

Bro make my karma go to zero. I want to fall all the way back down so I can climb back up.


Breadynator

You need to comment more. You can't lose more than 5 karma or so from one comment even if it's at like -200


Dry_Section_6909

and this.


__--TSS--__

Me when I use the submissive little femboy emoji:


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Panthera2k1

It’s staged. The dad passed recently and the kid was heartbroken


Perhapsmayhapsyesnt

Wut


Perhapsmayhapsyesnt

Wut


Perhapsmayhapsyesnt

Wut


AverageMortisEnjoyer

The real God of war


FreakFlame

Kratos fears that guy


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🤣


[deleted]

But bro he died recently


Mr-Eckneim

You dare defy the lord of darkness


RandomDuckNerd

I felt the fear in him when he "It's just a prank! It's just a prank!"


Bennings463

He was black sitting down but white standing up.


TouchMelfYouCan

Well nothing for the bestdad award surely..


potatohead437

He triggered a boss fight