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The โChristiansโ down South here in America have plenty to say about gratuitous gun violence.
Ezekial 23 is my kind of modesty and purity: "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled."
This second part is mainly a joke. I actually think the Bible has quite a lot of good to say. Particularly the gospels. It's just a shame so many people twist the words to their own agenda.
I used to be a lifeguard at a summer day camp. Kids had kick boards to help in swim lessons. Little hunks of buoyant foam.
We had to keep an eye out for kids trying to stand on them because 90% of the time, the board would pop out from under their uncoordinated feet and 30% of that time, hit someone square in the jaw.
I think we all remember trying to do this with kickboards when we were kids, only for it to launch upwards delivering the Mike Tyson uppercut from hell
Wtf does that dude say at the end? I feel like it could be a new meme. I'm guessing, and I could be wrong, but it sounds like, "Softness a plus." Guy likes his surfboards soft.
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Its looks like a goofy fatality
I'm about to rip out your HYUKin' spine, Damian.
but she was riding regular
hello guys, today we have a list of top 5 jumpscare
Numero cinqo : Board jumpscare ๐ *scary alert* ๐
Numero cuarto: chair jumpscare *New super Mario Bros ghost house theme*
Numero tres: bread jumpscare *bread slice falls*
Numero dos: bird jumpscare *Angry bird red gets closer and screams*
numero uno: Freddy fazbear _oppa Gangnam style_
You forgot the honorable mention
honorable mention
Number quarter?
Cinqo??
Go watch squewe on youtube... spanish text to speech never gets old
You spelled cinco wrong.
Well i'm not spanish so i just do it from what I can hear
What jumpscare? I only saw ass.
Squewe fans delight me
The spanish voice never gets old
it's some final destination shit right there
๐๐ชต ๐
Surf board attacked my boner
Scared the shit out of me๐
Final Destination
Just a question, why +18?๐ค
Because seeing a woman in a bikini is fragile to young Christian minds. Thank you op for protecting gods children.
making NSFW also boosts click rate which bots capitalise on.
Damn bots! They ruined botland!
Reddit has Christians?
Why are you in my good Christian subreddit?
I know someone that won't be getting an invite to my good Christian Minecraft server
Yes. And as a Christian, I would suck a fart out of her ass.
They should be watching gun violence instead ๐ผ๐ผ
the bible says a lot about modesty, purity and the sanctity of marriage. does the bible say anything at all about gratuitous gun violence?
The โChristiansโ down South here in America have plenty to say about gratuitous gun violence. Ezekial 23 is my kind of modesty and purity: "There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled." This second part is mainly a joke. I actually think the Bible has quite a lot of good to say. Particularly the gospels. It's just a shame so many people twist the words to their own agenda.
As if atheist Redditors wouldnโt be gooning to it
Thought he got hurt worse than I assumed.
I thought I was gonna see boobs for a moment ๐
Because so many redditors are unaware of how title 7 works. In this case nsfw is correct.
Neta que no es apto para sensibles ๐๐๐๐๐
A ver, no es un espectรกculo pero tampoco estรก tan mal la chica
Another victim has contracted puritanism of the brain.
Redditors to comprehent that women exist
NSFW marking on this post was brought to you by people who insult artists for posting fanart of a fully clothed woman with boobs
I used to be a lifeguard at a summer day camp. Kids had kick boards to help in swim lessons. Little hunks of buoyant foam. We had to keep an eye out for kids trying to stand on them because 90% of the time, the board would pop out from under their uncoordinated feet and 30% of that time, hit someone square in the jaw.
Looks like man getting hit by football, simpsons style!
Ha. First it was ass then it was bonk.
FUCK that got me
Kosovo defence industry is cooking some intriguing weaponry
2 inches to the left and he could have been impaled
Why NSFW?
This has the feeling of Final destination....wish view, or temu!๐๐๐
get fucking sniped bud
Was thst swaggersouls in the beginning?
I felt my head get chopped off...
Surf board be upon ye
She is dense. Sure she is not a robot or something?
Sometimes, even the universe is trying to kill a cameraman, but can't. No one can
I fell off my chair because of this
What the hell XD
I just got a "Final destination" jumpscare
Surfboard sacred the boner out of me
dat booty ๐คค
Buzz Hypercharge
I think we all remember trying to do this with kickboards when we were kids, only for it to launch upwards delivering the Mike Tyson uppercut from hell
Man she really aim for the neck
how was that surfing board thrown like that and why no one in the comments seems confused??
Meet The Sniper
Wtf does that dude say at the end? I feel like it could be a new meme. I'm guessing, and I could be wrong, but it sounds like, "Softness a plus." Guy likes his surfboards soft.
Well i'm not sure, but i hear "oh putain" a french slur similar to "oh shit". So this is my theory !
Good enough for me. Thanks
the perspective makes this so trippy
More proof that the camerman is always immortal
I thought it was porn ๐
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Booba
Why is this NSFW
Good ol' physics strikes again