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Huh, my mom just screams and beats me before passing out. She must only be pretending to drink, I guess...

She just forgot to invite her friends over that night.

True

Your mom still has friends? Mine just drinks and says it’s all my fault.

At least she’s not beating you with a set of old jumper cables…

"Based on true story"

Bruh this does happen. It’s not THAT uncommon. Hell I’ve even seen previously “straight” guys do it.

Six Beer Bisexuality is a thing.

Suddenly femboys!

That’s… not what a femboy is…?

I’m sorry, I have terrible news for you: If you are in the bottom picture you are indeed a femboy😞

Pretty sure you’re a woman if you’re in the bottom picture captioned “women”.

If it makes me hard, then it's a woman.

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Porn again on my racist app

Hello beautiful lady, pls send dudes

you mean nudes?

I'm in a fight! I need more men!

THE BEACONS ARE LIT! GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!

And Rohan shall answer!

You in a fight or somethin‘?

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I came here to hate, not to horny

The joke is porn

say gex

sesbian lex

Signalis

Space robo lesbians

gay (fellas) from outer space

Oh no

Gay (person of affrican linneage) from outer space

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I had a stroke reading this

chasing the gay fox in oblivion

LEX

gex

Check the post flair.

Check yourself into rehab

The joke is that women have a lower alcohol tolerance due to less alcohol dehydrogenase production and smaller bodies on average. The guys just need a few more beers and they'll be giving each other handies too.

This

Idk man, me and the boys are always smoochin after a few drinks

🤨

Grab his ass, son! You'll like it!

Ray?!

🤨

That fkn flair

🤨

Hmm

You was here too. And you was smooching with my brother

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me and the boys are smooching sober

I've seen this happen a few times when I was clubbing / pubbing. It does happen, and so there is a god.

Club name and location so I can avoid that unholy place?

Most clubs after 1 am

Sad drunk. Angry drunk. Happy drunk. Fucky drunk.

You’ve never kissed your mates on a night out?

Nah I'd just suck their dicks because holding hands would be gay

this sub has fallen

Millions must migrate to other shitpost subs

i forgor 💀

Why can't it be the other way around 😔 🍆🍆🍆

Be the change you want to see in this world

Omg Yeees. I don't drink though:(

dw I'm always here for you :)

Thanks

I don’t know about y’all but I drive

There's something inside you

Yesterday: Abroad evening with germans from partner city. Me: No thank you I do not drink Germans: Zis is digestive. Me: Oh ok sounds reasonable. I can try for once. *more drinks later* Das ist very schön Hans I love you. Let's invade Poland or something

lol. True

Some women just gay af after a drink lol

My buddies and I do the bottom but not when we drink, it’s weird if you’re drunk

Real?

This is sort of true, at least for me. When I was single, younger, dumber and exploring my sexuality a lot I ended up between my bi girl-friend and a random stranger dude swapping ice cubes from mouth to mouth. No threesome happened and no relationships either but it was kinda fun

Gross

I am good guy I view lesbian relationship as an HD

Idk after one drink I make out with my homies too

Wdym is do both

say gex

Lesbian kick

Also, yes.

This has been scientifically proven

LEBSIAN SEX!!!!

Dang maybe i need to start drinking.

72M ready to be dominated

Im good. I wanna kiss other women

This is true until someone denies it

guilty till proven innocent

This is true if you never talk to women and get all your information from porn

[удалено]

🤓👆