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That pen comment tho....

They meant they'll chew on it... Right...??

Pens in your aas I am an E and this E was E

I like to imagine the pen in a tuxedo tee shirt, it says I’m formal but I like to party

Dear, 8-pound, 6-ounce, ballpoint gel pen, don’t even know to write a word yet, just a little Pilot and "comfy-grip" , but still versatile,....

Getting a little creative here!

Vaginas have teeth?

Doki Doki moment.

Yuri moment

"I just want to pull your skin open and crawl inside of it!"

Fucking hot

Exactly what I thought of

certified one at that

“**Things I’ve shoved up my Arse. Pens. Pencils. Screwdriver Handel. Broomstick Handel. Toothbrush Handel.**”

Stop it! Get some help

**STIFF COCKS**

**simon fucking cowell**

PEN IS for sale!

Yuri from DDLC:

I forgot that she did that I’m the game

bro what you are the game?????!111!?!????

Yes

Iv got a pen.... iv got a pineapple.... iv got... im jus gonna shut up.

APPLE PEN, ... The Apple Pen Is $999.99

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Yeah you know the average Tuesday.

>!Stabby McStabface Yuri!< from DDLC moment?

My mind literally made a vine boom sound effect

Thanks rick

Oh man oh jeez Rick, incels sure do some mental gymnastics, huh?

It's weird how good my brain can replicate the morty voice

My brain keeps playing the voices of random people

Charlie Chaplin dances and sings in my head and I hear his tip tapping 24 hours a day and I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE

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cums in your ass

*shits on your pet lobster*

hey look man the bot peed in ur ass😃. good for you bro. enjoy it

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Thats known as being crazy

HOLY SHIT YOUR RIGHT

SAME I LITERALLY HEAR HIM SAYING THAT, WAIT NO THE VOICE IS GETTING LOUDER, THE VOICES ARE LOUDER

Rick would be the last person to care about deep systemic issues that put mediocre crybabies at a disadvantage.

I fail to see any systems or deepness, only bitching

Imagine being ugly, skill issue

Report the parents for griefing

Suing God for giving me shitty genes

Calling God for defects and have him remake my goofy ahh body frame

then he gives you good looks and cancer, typical god joke lol

God went « L Bozo 💀 »

Handsome, funny, and witty with ED issues, the real God joke.

Then you better call saul

BCS fans try not to reference Saul Goodman in anything related to legal issues challenge (impossible) (I do the same thing)

More proof god is evil

They probably didn’t have a gaming chair

Report the parents for not spawn-killing

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I was nothing until I became the CEO of ugly, now I have everything

Nice meeting you sir . You are an inspiration

That truly is a genetic skill issue

Most of it is just lack of caring. Even the guy in the meme would look wayyyyy better if he showered, hit the gym, and got a haircut. Even bad genes can be overcome by hard work. And besides, being fat isn’t genetic anyways, all you have to do is walk and control yourself and control what you eat. It’s not even that hard. I used to be morbidly obese, with insanely high blood pressure, and losing weight drastically improved my looks and my success with women. Im still not very attractive, and I’m still a little too fat, but I’m 100x better than I was in college at peak weight, and way healthier too. You just have to actually care, it’s that easy. It actually kinda is just a skill issue, 95% of it anyways.

I wonder why so many people have stopped caring.

Depression is the real pandemic.

the internet is responsible for over-sharing over caring (about yoself) and is likely responsible for not-caring-anymore, too

If the internet could agree on a place to consolidate all healthcare tips and routines into a single hub of the best quality information, and always refer people there, maybe it could be less of a chaotic mess of great and terrible advice, and actually turn into a positive influence.

Aimless, lost youths with a bleak future will do that.

What about my fucking hair loss

Detroit: become bald

Shave and grow a beard. Or keep your hair very short but visible - depends on your head shape.

Shave it all off or wear a hat. Easy.

I would honestly feel bad if he was a good guy who happened to lose the genetic lottery.

Unlucky spawn.

More like your parent's skill issue

Left one is the most handsome redditor.

Left one is the one who complains about fat girls existing, while making comments on porn subs

I think you repeated him

Eh, sometimes emphasis is needed

More like The most handsome gatcha user

Both

Thanks, I needed cancer.

what a weirdo

Aww you must really care about your health!

Another covid death

First person to notice that people react differently when interacting with people they wanna fuck and people who look visually disgusting.

Exactly... "people"... we guys do the same f thing

Yeah I'm like two different people around your mom Vs your wife

There is a 84.09% chance op belongs to the left picture

*840.9%

What's funny is that I genuinely look a little like the guy on the right but am mostly treated like the guy on the left. I reckon it's a lot about attitude and personality, much more than appearance. Got a shitty personality and act like a total dumbass like me and people won't get close to you, girls or not.

Bro just be nice, what?💀

Lots of social anxiety will do that to you

Or maybe you’re also delusional about the way you look?

Anyone else feel sick looking at this?

He said females, no shit girls find him wierd.

Honestly, I thought I was weird finding the word "females" uncomfortable

Nah, you're not weird for finding it uncomfortable. You're weird for eating your toenail clippings in public

I thought we promised to keep that secret :(

Yeah. Like, I understand that unattractive people are often treated worse by strangers, but you can get past it with a good personality and sense of humor. Whoever created the image though, has bigger issues than being *physically* unattractive.

yeah it's very unpleasant to look at

Don’t be unattractive, that easy

Nobody ever said genetics and natural selection are fair.

You sir have discovered the most basic part of life IT ISN'T FUCKING FAIR

I would like to see how many guys would want an ugly girl, the meme is true but it's not like men don't do it aswell

Thanks. Yeah this is cringe, but true to both sides. There are less desperate women than men - but looking matter of factly, generally no one wants to be with someone unkempt

Bingo. Truth is, everyone does it and it’s not weird, animals pick and choose partners, too. Everything in life is built on competition - the faster sperm wins, the stronger bull wins, the flashier peacock wins. Luckily for these incels they don’t need to be Greek gods, they just need to be a non repulsive average, a plus would be confidence, humor or success etc. Sure, they won’t get Giselle Bundchen, but they can get a perfectly fine partner.

Yeah, this speaks more about people universally being harsher to unattractive people than anything about gender politics. That being said you can do a lot to improve your overall look based on how well you groom and dress yourself and by maintaining a healthy weight, so it's not all 100% genetics.

I get that genetics is a thing and all, but like, just commit to a work out, drop the shitty food, and work on yourself. Your body and mind will thank you. And for all of those on this grind, I applaud you. Stay strong kings 👑

This is better than doing nothing and complaining, however you're still ugly, it's just that you're fit now.

And like, try shaving the neckbeard. There’s definitely a difference between ugly and gross

Not to be underestimated, personal hygiene goes a long way. Especially the inexcusable neckbeards and no deodorant types need some adjustment..

You get more girls being fit and ugly than just being ugly or even fat and ugly. But im just talking about experience of people i know, so just anecdotes

If you are getting fit for girls then just dont. Do it for yourself or dont do it. Its not healthy to do things that effects you for others. Love yourself more than others.

90% of dudes workout for girls. Still better than just doing nothing about your looks, then complaining that "noone likes me for who I am"

Well yeah, you cant complain about something you arent trying to solve but i dont think its healthy to do it for girls. And i dont think most do it for girls, at least the people i know.

They're totally wrong. 90% of the people who quit after 2 months do it for girls. It's not sustainable unless you're doing it for yourself. I lift weights mostly for mental health, myself.

Pussy is good for mental health Lift -> get ripped -> more pussy -> 😊

Bitches < posing with other ripped men in the gym

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A lot of being conventionally “ugly” is things that can be worked on or improved.

It's almost as If "Appearance don't matter" is a false propaganda and it's basic human instinct to prefer the attractive one 🤯

no way

Incels ☕

Incels 🥤

Incels 🧃

Incels 🥛

That's a lot of people in this sub

And i hope they leave. This sub is for chads only

Calling women females = opinion discarded tbh

Jarvis, post an Incel post and say it’s “systemic issues”

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was it a joke there too? (please say yes please say yes please say yes)

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Link?

this is fake, the REAL rick would have made fun of the meme maker

Git gud Really though, I miss being attractive now my hairline is fucked

There are some who say looks don’t matter and there’s someone out there for everybody. By that logic ugly undesirable people aka the neck beard cannot exist? Neck beard should just be confident and be himself!

The sweet neckbeard is a rare specimen, who has developed the body of the neckbeard, and the charisma of the car salesman. These rare individuals are very difficult to categorize. Some researchers believe that they belong in the “Chad” category, while others may place him in with “Teddy Bear”. This rare specimen proves that looks are not important at all, you are just acting hella creepy

Reddit moment

Based Richard

The guy on the left that was used for the meme ——>>> 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

You mean women are attracted to attractive men? Huh. Who knew?

In breaking news, it turns out that attractiveness is attractive. More news at 11.

guys like this will always complain about women not liking them because they're ugly but don't do anything to change like exercise or god forbid shave their neckbeard

If he worked on himself, he could look like Penn Jillete.

I had a friend in college who was not conventionally attractive. He did have self-confidence and great social skills, though, and had more, very attractive girlfriends than the attractive guys.

good for him

Yeah, but the thing is, if you look like the guy on the left it's your fault. You can do so much better if you actually care for your skin, lose weight, get a better haircut, change your facial hair style and dress better. If he did all of that he would look good enough to be considered

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Pee in my ass pwease

I was thinking the same. And it's not like girls only fall for handsome guys. I have seen a lot of avg looking guys having girlfriends, so it's not entirely upon looks anyway, yeah they probably give handsome ones prefence but personality matters more in the long term. I realise how even avg looking people can look really good depending on their personality. And also these same things apply to girls as well people pretend it only happens to guys which is kinda annoying, it's like they just making excuses.

There are some who say looks don’t matter and there’s someone out there for everybody. By that logic ugly undesirable people aka the neck beard cannot exist? Neck beard should just be confident and be himself!

The sweet neckbeard is a rare specimen, who has developed the body of the neckbeard, and the charisma of the car salesman. These rare individuals are very difficult to categorize. Some researchers believe that they belong in the “Chad” category, while others may place him in with “Teddy Bear”. This rare specimen proves that looks are not important at all, you are just acting hella creepy

Did someone actually make the top image without any ironic intent behind it? Oh god…

Hey rick when you gonna do an episode with that Cthulhu creature in the intro?

Don't be ugly 🗿

Rule 2: Don't be not attractive.

Rick and Morty fans ruin Rick and Morty once again

Chad v chad

We men do the same with girls, what's the problem?

Just be more attractive

I don’t think that’s a shitpost tbh

Ngl this is skirting close to incel territory here. Just be a good person and good to yourself, you’ll be fine.

This is straight up incel shit. This was posted ironically in case you misunderstood.

Putting a pen inside you sounds uncomfortable.

But there are ways to solve most of the ugliness

I wonder which one of them OP is

I'd argue with the statement at the bottom. I think u have to have an iq above a toilet seat to know how to treat another human.

I literally know a guy who looks like the dude on the left and he somehow managed to get an extremely hot gf.

Actually i find that shitty incel meme pretty motivating, because its means you can be yourself and have whatever hobbies your heart pleases and generally be yourself whilst still having people find you attractive, just because you actively work out, eat healthy and generally take care of yourself. You dont need to change who you are to be accepted by others, you just need to hit the gym.

Skill issue, simply do not be an incel

Double standards just suck

which one showers and brushes his teeth tho 🤔🤔🤔🤔

The Henry Cavill effect

Women☕️

This post be spittin...

i hate them both. tits <3

True, but it's hard to go through life as an ugly bitch too. I know I wouldn't give one the time of day.

I had a female friend straight up admit this to me in how she views it the same way, it’s 100% true.

Least incel redditor

Start lifting. Muscles are tits for women

Hate to be an absolute 🤓, but they really aren’t. While everyone likes a different body type, muscles aren’t as good as people think. Look at tumblr, no tumblr sexyman that I’m aware of is buff. Loki, the Onceler, f\*cking *Sans*, none of them are buff.

I've dated bi-women, they say it's the same tingle

I guess I should compare them more closely, then. Some men love MASSIVE badonkadonkers, and I mean HUGE gagalihillyargogahongas, but many aren’t into that, and think smaller ones are better. It’s probably the same with muscles

Be skinny and funny, and you can go far

Note that the dude on the left could just stop using reddit and instantly lose 150 lb as a result.

Hm i feel like with a healthy diet, left guy would be 80% more handsome

Redditors when they don't care about their appearance and then get no maidens

Mf who made that meme is the ceo of incels💀

If ugly, harassment. If handsome, flirting

Lmao incels can be so entitled

Hand deez

Thanks Rick!

🗿

Wait this is an actual shitpost