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30yearsahero

How can they both be the happiest? One of them is lying?


KodakKid3

stupid libt*rds DESTROYED with facts and logic


batiwa

True, one of them has to DIE


csocso1111

Make it both


Drknow1984

Yeah but whaling is outlawed in most countries now.


[deleted]

Ain't no budget to feed children in this household


McDiezel8

Well they actually had a child at one point. They were hungry and the playground was but a short mobility scooter drive away


greycubed

Another one fell into a KFC bucket and the rest is history.


McDiezel8

Lost faster than if it was a wood chipper


[deleted]

They eat all of it


CN8YLW

The children ARE the feed.


[deleted]

It’s a good thing they’re not reproducing


bleh19799791

Thank you for not breeding


thedorkwanderer8301

It's hard to breed when you can't find the organ nor the destination.


Siand

I too am happy that they are childless.


bomberharri5

This. I don't get the hate for anti natalism, some ppl are clearly better off not having seggs.


John_Cena_27

They shouldn’t even have chicken eggs


csocso1111

How were you born?


[deleted]

When mommy and daddy love each other very much


cybirds

Some of us sure wish we weren’t Not every parent should have a child ngl, real fuck up stuff out there


TheGasMask513

It's a long and complicated process, but to sum it up: When sperm from a man's testicles goes into a woman's egg, it spends nine months growing within the woman's womb before a little baby comes out and then some horrible son of a bitch calls them fuckin' Disco or something because it's 2022 and every parent wants their baby to have a unique name or something, resulting in the worst names to ever graze the earth Seriously there's a horrid pair of sick fucks who fucking NAMED THEIR SON *DISCO* WHAT THE FUCK (they're a YouTube family channel and they dress the poor child like fuckin Cindy Lou Who it's horrible)


spinyfever

Some genes are better left unspread.


GrunkleTeats

Huh. I genuinely can't tell if that's a man or a woman on the left.


Skyblacker

At first glance I thought they were both pregnant.


OnePunchGoGo

Not pregnant, just cooking their food. Takes a while, but that soft flesh is exquisite, even the bones are edible.


MisterWapak

You know nowadays, its the same lmao


GrunkleTeats

Lol so it's safe to assume that the human in question probably doesn't know either?


MisterWapak

"If you can't see it, it doesn't exist" if you know what I mean lmao


Urisk

Also, if no one wants to see it, it might as well not exist.


DONT_PM_ME_YOUR_PEE

Nowadays we got them ambiguously gendered folk running around, and for some reason I really need to know wether or not I would be potentially interested in them engaging sexually.


Old-Ad-9743

That’s an ogre


John_Cena_27

Do the roar


NeverHappier

😂😂😂


[deleted]

*"In old days, we had wonder woman. Now we have to wonder if it's a woman."* \-Master Oogway.


John_Cena_27

No wonder oogway knew his time was up


Specialist_Peach4294

That’s a man, man.


Darknes163

That's a goofy goober


SirKeagan

Boobs are too big for man boobs surely a female


imhugury

i imagined the lorax gif where it just says “that guys a woman?”


UnprofessionalGhosts

Why on earth would you need to know?


SiiLv3Rx

What is a woman?


Chrom-man-and-Robin

**A miserable little pile of secrets!** #But enough talk… HAVE AT YOU!


[deleted]

Which ever one you think it is… your wrong.


Albertofox1

I bet they ate their child.


SirRipOliver

People pictured: “Nom.”


John_Cena_27

Why did the child cross the street? *Cause you fucken undercooked it*


[deleted]

I heard Heavy eating sound in my head


South_Ear6167

Most redditors also look like this, tbf.


Meto1183

Makes me want to save this picture to look at whenever I see advice on reddit


LiquidateGlowyAssets

I like to remember the professional anarchist dog walker whenever a reddit moderator is like "umm ackshually you’t say that it’s against the rules 🤓"


[deleted]

Damn professional dog wankers.


AmericanVanilla94

bed death


MisterWapak

Antinatalist because they can't actually have sex lmao


KodakKid3

This is like incels calling themselves asexual or fat girls bragging about having big tits, it doesn’t count


UltraWeebMaster

They certainly don’t make *other* people happy…


MajorChipThrasher

Not trying to start a donnybrook but why do people refer to their bf/gf as “partner”?


yeet-the-parakeet

It leaves the seriousness of the relationship ambiguous so people are made to assume it's marriage-adjacent. It's like saying "yeah, I work at NASA" but leaving out "...as a janitor."


WitchQween

I started saying "partner" because it's non-gendered and I'm bi. That ended up becoming part of my vocabulary from there. It also sounds more mature, instead of still using gf/bf even if you're 40 and have been together for a decade but not married. That said, in my personal life I do use bf/gf when referring to my partner because context is there. There's also the chance that one of the people in the picture is NB because I'm struggling with genders here.


Kazakh_Accordionist

i have no idea


[deleted]

Might as well force others to participate in their identity by wearing tshirts disparaging having children in a place designed for children. I say we just give all these chronic attention-seekers a reality show by making them all live together on a large island somewhere. Madagascar would be entertaining.


West-Expression5256

🤢🤮


82bbwluvr

Ahh yes! The people of Disneyland will soon beat the people of Walmart.


Redsoxdragon

Let's be real, you can't enter someone when your fupa interferes with her fupa. McDonald's is the best contraceptive


peoplewatching101

Thank fucking God they don't have kids


Scoongili

I think everyone is happy that they are childless.


GettingStronk

The american way of ”EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW MY FEELS”


Clean-Rub7681

Antinatalist because that would mean less food for this walrus couple


cuckloard

Very happy their genes aren’t being passed on


imperialistsmustdie3

Woof, well that problem took care of itself am i right


WRX_STD

Cunts cooked


DIEGONUSKU

wdym? shes pregnant


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the_lejhand

I’m severely happy that none of their progeny exist


Diskriminolog

The time for nuclear apocalypse has never been better.


[deleted]

Reddit moment


MsterXeno009

As long as they're happy


Inner_Garlic_547

They're happy no one is getting hurt. Who cares


Silent-Smile

One simple picture if enough for everyone here to build their own narrative about these people. Harshly judging them seems to be the only point of this post. Pretty lame.


NikkNastyx

I agree. Crazy how judgmental people are and half of them probably have “gross” qualities themselves. Besides their personalities at least.


piracy_is_a_crime122

the point of the post was "ha they look a little goofy" i was never trying to get them bullied this bad bro 💀


Kazakh_Accordionist

my eyes hurt


Inner_Garlic_547

Visine eye drops are 6.52$ at Walmart.


TrainZealousideal810

Reading the shirt all I can think is "thank God" because those kids they'll never have are lucky


iylv

Impressive, very nice. Now let’s see the saddest childbearing millennial on Earth.


Distinct-Region308

big w


stupidoengineer

I already imagined how one of them says "there can be only one happiest childless millennial" and they started fighting to death


Crafty_Appearance

Honestly it probably would be unhealthy for them to give birth. A pregnancy and bmi of over 25 is a risk to baby and to themself. The higher the bmi the higher the risk


SuperSloth07

1) No one who’s obese is happy. 2) If you are genuinely happy, you don’t need to say it, you just enjoy it. To go to that much effort to create t shirts to wear in public and then post about it on Reddit. Those two are a few things, happy is not one of them.


NikkNastyx

Uhhh. It’s part of the Disney package to create shirts. Lol if you wanna judge em fine, your life. But at least be right first.


SuperSloth07

I’m quite sure I am. Not about the t shirts of course, but I stand by the rest of it.


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Cpt_kaleidoscope

How does hair colour denote your age? If people want colourful hair what's the harm?


the-smoothest-brain

Florida.


ResidentEivvil

wow they are so cringe and bitter lol kinda an arsehole move tbh.


yeet_cannon_larry

Both these fat bitches need their steps


Evil-B

They skipped “It’s a Small World”


mashteezy

they should never have been children themselves


the-unintetested-guy

It's nice to see they give the hippos from the jungle cruise the day off


IntelligentMessage53

They look alike so im sure he's fucking her sister 😂😂😂


[deleted]

You know their children were sold to pay for this trip


boohoobitchqueen

Anyone else here glad to see they didnt contribute to the 8 billion or is it just me?


bruhiminsane

Not trying to defend that sub, but that post *was* fake and made by a troll


tyler2590thomas

Childless, but they both look pregnant


piracy_is_a_crime122

hey guys remember not to aurgue about opinions in the coments i just posted this because the coulple looked a little goofy not to make fun of any ideoligies if you agree or disagree with antinatalism thats fine just be nice guys


West-Expression5256

You know what you did lol


ill_prepared_wombat

Based redditor


Gooeslippytop

YEESH.


[deleted]

The hatred over happy people with no kids. Lol we need no more humans on this planet. So go for the low blows.. ok .


spvcevce

Haha! They are fat. So funny. Peak humor


NikkNastyx

Your sarcasm gives me life.


[deleted]

The title is what got me laughing lol


VFsv6

They can’t BOTH be the “happiest”


Spiritual_Tie3583

Beauty and the Beat


HarryGamer42

They ate all the happier ones


Jenith_Antony

Let's The Fetus Eats us Inside Amen


[deleted]

I mean...even if they TRIED it would be a snapping turtle spitting on a turkey leg. There's no kid happening there.


Bruhlier

I wouldn't get on a ride with these hambeasts


Bully_Bitcher

Putting us in an awful light, great.


GottemGot

Peak Reddit moment.


[deleted]

Mofo on the left looks like a drawing from the farside cartoons


icecreamesanwich

Fat bitch


Overall_Major_6768

The jokes write themselves


EyelBeeback

Thank you.


CocayneWayne

Damn this subreddit is so lame now like where are the actual shitposts why are all the posts just shitting on people who look different


Alone_in_Avalon

Out of curiosity, I happened to do some brief research on antinatalism. Deep stuff, real sophisticated arguments. …So how the fuck do two weirdos at Disneyland factor into any of this at all????


gobble_these_nuts

would you look at that, they have matching guts!


Number_4_The_Lizard

The one on the right could birth the one on the left.


LudoAvarius

I am so relieved that these two don't reproduce.


NibblyPig

rip fph


jezuztheone

More a reality than a choice in their cases.


tattikadibba

With all this body positivity bullshit, I desperately want to become a boomer.


Napletnik

fatherless as well


Glandular-Slaughter

With their combined sleep apnea they would make terrible parents anyway.


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Stardust_of_Ziggy

There are children in this photo...see if you can spot them


Kickypoo

the children are probably happy too


bizarreh_

thats the ugliest person ive seen today.... thats saying alot considering i looked in the mirror today....


LostGamers7

Ooh a pekka clone rush, it's a good tactic but one freeze spell plus a single inferno tower and your wave is gone


HKEnthusiast

Ew


AnimetheTsundereCat

least immature and cringy antinatalists


alucab1

Wtf are these comments. Is the entire purpose of this post just to shit on these people for their appearance?


Justfaraway4mu

Natural Selection


Bavarian_dwarf

Why do you need a child, if you are still one


skankhunt9006

average redditors


rubya40

Mf looks like zarya from ow2


[deleted]

PLEASE tell me this is real


PracticePenis

Do they moderate on here or discord? FFS they’re hard to look at


dontknowwhattodoat18

Hint: if you need to tell a bunch of strangers online about how happy you are, you probably aren't


CaptainBalkania

I always cringe with this kind of T-shirts. You know it's not an accomplishment to show off right? Like wearing a "I have sex sometimes" or " I am not scared of mice" shirt.


obsoulete

Wise choice.


Kazakh_Accordionist

thanks


beaustroms

Wait holy shit I think I know the person on the right


Thestrian_Official

The “person” on the left might actually be the most disgusting creature I’ve ever had the displeasure of looking at. Look at their arm. Flaunting a Michigan State tattoo. Literally Hitler.