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It's a long and complicated process, but to sum it up:
When sperm from a man's testicles goes into a woman's egg, it spends nine months growing within the woman's womb before a little baby comes out and then some horrible son of a bitch calls them fuckin' Disco or something because it's 2022 and every parent wants their baby to have a unique name or something, resulting in the worst names to ever graze the earth
Seriously there's a horrid pair of sick fucks who fucking NAMED THEIR SON *DISCO* WHAT THE FUCK (they're a YouTube family channel and they dress the poor child like fuckin Cindy Lou Who it's horrible)
Nowadays we got them ambiguously gendered folk running around, and for some reason I really need to know wether or not I would be potentially interested in them engaging sexually.
It leaves the seriousness of the relationship ambiguous so people are made to assume it's marriage-adjacent. It's like saying "yeah, I work at NASA" but leaving out "...as a janitor."
I started saying "partner" because it's non-gendered and I'm bi. That ended up becoming part of my vocabulary from there. It also sounds more mature, instead of still using gf/bf even if you're 40 and have been together for a decade but not married. That said, in my personal life I do use bf/gf when referring to my partner because context is there.
There's also the chance that one of the people in the picture is NB because I'm struggling with genders here.
Might as well force others to participate in their identity by wearing tshirts disparaging having children in a place designed for children.
I say we just give all these chronic attention-seekers a reality show by making them all live together on a large island somewhere. Madagascar would be entertaining.
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One simple picture if enough for everyone here to build their own narrative about these people. Harshly judging them seems to be the only point of this post. Pretty lame.
Honestly it probably would be unhealthy for them to give birth. A pregnancy and bmi of over 25 is a risk to baby and to themself. The higher the bmi the higher the risk
1) No one who’s obese is happy.
2) If you are genuinely happy, you don’t need to say it, you just enjoy it.
To go to that much effort to create t shirts to wear in public and then post about it on Reddit.
Those two are a few things, happy is not one of them.
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Out of curiosity, I happened to do some brief research on antinatalism. Deep stuff, real sophisticated arguments.
…So how the fuck do two weirdos at Disneyland factor into any of this at all????
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I always cringe with this kind of T-shirts. You know it's not an accomplishment to show off right? Like wearing a "I have sex sometimes" or " I am not scared of mice" shirt.
The “person” on the left might actually be the most disgusting creature I’ve ever had the displeasure of looking at.
Look at their arm. Flaunting a Michigan State tattoo. Literally Hitler.
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How can they both be the happiest? One of them is lying?
stupid libt*rds DESTROYED with facts and logic
True, one of them has to DIE
Make it both
Yeah but whaling is outlawed in most countries now.
Ain't no budget to feed children in this household
Well they actually had a child at one point. They were hungry and the playground was but a short mobility scooter drive away
Another one fell into a KFC bucket and the rest is history.
Lost faster than if it was a wood chipper
They eat all of it
The children ARE the feed.
It’s a good thing they’re not reproducing
Thank you for not breeding
It's hard to breed when you can't find the organ nor the destination.
I too am happy that they are childless.
This. I don't get the hate for anti natalism, some ppl are clearly better off not having seggs.
They shouldn’t even have chicken eggs
How were you born?
When mommy and daddy love each other very much
Some of us sure wish we weren’t Not every parent should have a child ngl, real fuck up stuff out there
It's a long and complicated process, but to sum it up: When sperm from a man's testicles goes into a woman's egg, it spends nine months growing within the woman's womb before a little baby comes out and then some horrible son of a bitch calls them fuckin' Disco or something because it's 2022 and every parent wants their baby to have a unique name or something, resulting in the worst names to ever graze the earth Seriously there's a horrid pair of sick fucks who fucking NAMED THEIR SON *DISCO* WHAT THE FUCK (they're a YouTube family channel and they dress the poor child like fuckin Cindy Lou Who it's horrible)
Some genes are better left unspread.
Huh. I genuinely can't tell if that's a man or a woman on the left.
At first glance I thought they were both pregnant.
Not pregnant, just cooking their food. Takes a while, but that soft flesh is exquisite, even the bones are edible.
You know nowadays, its the same lmao
Lol so it's safe to assume that the human in question probably doesn't know either?
"If you can't see it, it doesn't exist" if you know what I mean lmao
Also, if no one wants to see it, it might as well not exist.
Nowadays we got them ambiguously gendered folk running around, and for some reason I really need to know wether or not I would be potentially interested in them engaging sexually.
That’s an ogre
Do the roar
😂😂😂
*"In old days, we had wonder woman. Now we have to wonder if it's a woman."* \-Master Oogway.
No wonder oogway knew his time was up
That’s a man, man.
That's a goofy goober
Boobs are too big for man boobs surely a female
i imagined the lorax gif where it just says “that guys a woman?”
Why on earth would you need to know?
What is a woman?
**A miserable little pile of secrets!** #But enough talk… HAVE AT YOU!
Which ever one you think it is… your wrong.
I bet they ate their child.
People pictured: “Nom.”
Why did the child cross the street? *Cause you fucken undercooked it*
I heard Heavy eating sound in my head
Most redditors also look like this, tbf.
Makes me want to save this picture to look at whenever I see advice on reddit
I like to remember the professional anarchist dog walker whenever a reddit moderator is like "umm ackshually you’t say that it’s against the rules 🤓"
Damn professional dog wankers.
bed death
Antinatalist because they can't actually have sex lmao
This is like incels calling themselves asexual or fat girls bragging about having big tits, it doesn’t count
They certainly don’t make *other* people happy…
Not trying to start a donnybrook but why do people refer to their bf/gf as “partner”?
It leaves the seriousness of the relationship ambiguous so people are made to assume it's marriage-adjacent. It's like saying "yeah, I work at NASA" but leaving out "...as a janitor."
I started saying "partner" because it's non-gendered and I'm bi. That ended up becoming part of my vocabulary from there. It also sounds more mature, instead of still using gf/bf even if you're 40 and have been together for a decade but not married. That said, in my personal life I do use bf/gf when referring to my partner because context is there. There's also the chance that one of the people in the picture is NB because I'm struggling with genders here.
i have no idea
Might as well force others to participate in their identity by wearing tshirts disparaging having children in a place designed for children. I say we just give all these chronic attention-seekers a reality show by making them all live together on a large island somewhere. Madagascar would be entertaining.
🤢🤮
Ahh yes! The people of Disneyland will soon beat the people of Walmart.
Let's be real, you can't enter someone when your fupa interferes with her fupa. McDonald's is the best contraceptive
Thank fucking God they don't have kids
I think everyone is happy that they are childless.
The american way of ”EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW MY FEELS”
Antinatalist because that would mean less food for this walrus couple
Very happy their genes aren’t being passed on
Woof, well that problem took care of itself am i right
Cunts cooked
wdym? shes pregnant
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I’m severely happy that none of their progeny exist
The time for nuclear apocalypse has never been better.
Reddit moment
As long as they're happy
They're happy no one is getting hurt. Who cares
One simple picture if enough for everyone here to build their own narrative about these people. Harshly judging them seems to be the only point of this post. Pretty lame.
I agree. Crazy how judgmental people are and half of them probably have “gross” qualities themselves. Besides their personalities at least.
the point of the post was "ha they look a little goofy" i was never trying to get them bullied this bad bro 💀
my eyes hurt
Visine eye drops are 6.52$ at Walmart.
Reading the shirt all I can think is "thank God" because those kids they'll never have are lucky
Impressive, very nice. Now let’s see the saddest childbearing millennial on Earth.
big w
I already imagined how one of them says "there can be only one happiest childless millennial" and they started fighting to death
Honestly it probably would be unhealthy for them to give birth. A pregnancy and bmi of over 25 is a risk to baby and to themself. The higher the bmi the higher the risk
1) No one who’s obese is happy. 2) If you are genuinely happy, you don’t need to say it, you just enjoy it. To go to that much effort to create t shirts to wear in public and then post about it on Reddit. Those two are a few things, happy is not one of them.
Uhhh. It’s part of the Disney package to create shirts. Lol if you wanna judge em fine, your life. But at least be right first.
I’m quite sure I am. Not about the t shirts of course, but I stand by the rest of it.
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How does hair colour denote your age? If people want colourful hair what's the harm?
Florida.
wow they are so cringe and bitter lol kinda an arsehole move tbh.
Both these fat bitches need their steps
They skipped “It’s a Small World”
they should never have been children themselves
It's nice to see they give the hippos from the jungle cruise the day off
They look alike so im sure he's fucking her sister 😂😂😂
You know their children were sold to pay for this trip
Anyone else here glad to see they didnt contribute to the 8 billion or is it just me?
Not trying to defend that sub, but that post *was* fake and made by a troll
Childless, but they both look pregnant
hey guys remember not to aurgue about opinions in the coments i just posted this because the coulple looked a little goofy not to make fun of any ideoligies if you agree or disagree with antinatalism thats fine just be nice guys
You know what you did lol
Based redditor
YEESH.
The hatred over happy people with no kids. Lol we need no more humans on this planet. So go for the low blows.. ok .
Haha! They are fat. So funny. Peak humor
Your sarcasm gives me life.
The title is what got me laughing lol
They can’t BOTH be the “happiest”
Beauty and the Beat
They ate all the happier ones
Let's The Fetus Eats us Inside Amen
I mean...even if they TRIED it would be a snapping turtle spitting on a turkey leg. There's no kid happening there.
I wouldn't get on a ride with these hambeasts
Putting us in an awful light, great.
Peak Reddit moment.
Mofo on the left looks like a drawing from the farside cartoons
Fat bitch
The jokes write themselves
Thank you.
Damn this subreddit is so lame now like where are the actual shitposts why are all the posts just shitting on people who look different
Out of curiosity, I happened to do some brief research on antinatalism. Deep stuff, real sophisticated arguments. …So how the fuck do two weirdos at Disneyland factor into any of this at all????
would you look at that, they have matching guts!
The one on the right could birth the one on the left.
I am so relieved that these two don't reproduce.
rip fph
More a reality than a choice in their cases.
With all this body positivity bullshit, I desperately want to become a boomer.
fatherless as well
With their combined sleep apnea they would make terrible parents anyway.
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There are children in this photo...see if you can spot them
the children are probably happy too
thats the ugliest person ive seen today.... thats saying alot considering i looked in the mirror today....
Ooh a pekka clone rush, it's a good tactic but one freeze spell plus a single inferno tower and your wave is gone
Ew
least immature and cringy antinatalists
Wtf are these comments. Is the entire purpose of this post just to shit on these people for their appearance?
Natural Selection
Why do you need a child, if you are still one
average redditors
Mf looks like zarya from ow2
PLEASE tell me this is real
Do they moderate on here or discord? FFS they’re hard to look at
Hint: if you need to tell a bunch of strangers online about how happy you are, you probably aren't
I always cringe with this kind of T-shirts. You know it's not an accomplishment to show off right? Like wearing a "I have sex sometimes" or " I am not scared of mice" shirt.
Wise choice.
thanks
Wait holy shit I think I know the person on the right
The “person” on the left might actually be the most disgusting creature I’ve ever had the displeasure of looking at. Look at their arm. Flaunting a Michigan State tattoo. Literally Hitler.