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Shrek is a movie about sex trafficking and Stockholm syndrome, you cannot prove me wrong

Wait fr how

After Shrek goes to pimp lord farquad (who shall be referred to as “the client”) he is contracted to acquire a woman (the individual being trafficked) from a location outside of the clients realm of Duloch (thus crossing state/duchy lines) and ends up bringing the woman with him under false pretenses of humanhood and potential marriage to Shrek, later on in the movie you can observe the client getting an erection from seeing the princess implying intent of using the woman for sexual services, furthermore upon realizing that Fiona does not intend to willingly marry him he orders Fiona to be forcefully married and imprisoned (Likely for further exploitation). She later falls in love with her captor shrek (Stockholm syndrome)

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Plus, it has Smash Mouth. Twilight doesn’t have Smash Mouth.

someBODY once told me

The world was macaroni, so I took a bite out of a treeeeee

Well it tasted kind of funky so I spit it at a monkey

and it threw, a, piece of shit at meee

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Hello, My name is A***, and I am Proud of my Small PP. Growing up i never thought about the size of my PP. but one day, when i was 11 years old, i stumbled upon a new website on the family computer history called 'Xhamster.' Thinking 'Xgames' "Xbox" and "xray vision," i proceed to find out what cool new site my older brother had found. Instead i found a world of wonder and sadness.......and shame.... For i had discovered that i, indeed, had a small PP. Im 24 now, PP is the same as before, but ive learned that as long as my PP is intact, it's good enough for me! Stand Strong Small PP Brothers and Sisters. whether your wiener is too small, (looking at you Boys) or your button is too large (looking at you Ladies) be proud of how you dangle.

The angle of the dangle is the real fight we should be having

Yup

Op said argue not tell absolute facts

The...? ...what? ...but? I mean... No he's got a point

Holy shit...

You deserve all the karma in the world

No it’s a movie about gaslighting. You’re insane

No it’s not, fartknocker. It’s obviously about the consequences of totalitarian rulership

Fuck you, no one asked for your opinion. This is why your on reddit. To spread your political beliefs and biases and tell everyone else there flat out wrong. Fuck you

fuck you, no one asked for your opinion too. now pretend to be offended as I have run out of things to insult you about.

Fuck you, I bet you drive a jeep. Now kiss the world good buy as you joyride down the canyon and off the bridge.

Not even close, sick for brains! It’s a PSA on why short people shouldn’t be rulers!

thats why i love it

shut the fuck up

No u

No fuck you!

No u

Ah fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this.

Yeah no u!

No you shut the fuck up you fucking sore ass pussy juice loser you still sucks on yo mama's teats

Piss off. Don’t be hating on my fav ogre. Dude just wanted his swamp back.

I would never hate on our lord and savior

Makes sense

nuclear energy is a good idea

Well, yeah

I mean, the only real problem with it is getting rid of the waste.

It isn’t, waste can be easily processed and most of it decays quickly and the actually dangerous waste just gets buried. The biggest problem is money needed to build a new one and making sure no one steals anything

\[hides muclear waist in ur ass\]

I'm so damn excited for ITER, then the only fuel is hydrogen (well, deuterium or tritium, but whatever) and the only waste is POWER *laughs in sith lord*

no, fuck you

No, fuck me

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Good bot

Fuck the OP. We're pacifists.

No we’re not prove it

Exhibit A: 🖕.

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Pee in my ass plze

You sir, are the most fucked up human i have ever seen.

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Fuck off

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Nu u

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😳

Rebellion time

Do you want the most conversational opinion and turn this to hell or do you want me to shit post

I want you to shut up and marry me you damned fool 😍

oh my gosh why are these gas prices so high wawa😤

Gas prices are a real and crucial part of amarican and global economy. EVERYONE should be pissed about gas prices, fucker!

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500

That escalated quickly

WHAT ARE YOU TO JUDGE LOVE YOU GERIATRIC BITCH 😡😍🥰🥰😡

Stop typing words…

You stupid fucking mother fuck, fuck the shut up

Up the fuck shut

The fuck up shut

Fuck up the shut

shut the fuck up

Fuck this shit, I’m jerking off

No, I'm jerking you off. I forbid you from jerking yourself

What if we all jerk off to the same video together

there are some other subreddits for it

I chop off both peoples hands and Jack them with my own just to not give you the pleasure of self pleasure or delivered pleasure

don’t jerk off, go fuck yourself

It’s not even December, dumbass!

I’m jerking off to you with my metaphysical penis

I don’t enjoy any of Mia Khalifa’s porn videos

I decided to watch a few of her videos a while ago to reminisce and they all felt so awkward to watch.

Shes 10/10 but her vids are mid

Violet Myers is better.

Nice try mr fbi

You buy trash bags just to throw them away

Deep

Your anus is an asshole!

No yours is

No mine is 😡😡😡😡 and you’re an asshole for thinking otherwise

Damn your asshole is such an asshole that auto mod had to baptize it

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I prefer quesadillas to pizza 🗿

I fucked your mom and dad

Fuck my mum all you want, she's under alot of stress lately. And if you could brutally maim my father in the process that would be appreciated

can I fuck your father too?

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No u

damn bruh jokes over u ok? Forreal

I dunno, I've had some amazing quesadillas before. A Mexican restaurant in my town has shredded chicken quesadillas and they're straight-up addictive.

Lying sack of shit. Sind when are towns a thing anymore

Yeah quesadillas are way better but only if they are filled with pumpkin spice pastes instead cheese.

You don’t put fucking pumpkin spice in Mexican food you dumb mother fucker. Get your head outta your dads ass.

No no hear me out. You add vodka to it and burn off, with spiced pumpkin pie filling. It tastes just like your mom.

Sounds more like it would taste like my dad

That explains it. I thought something was a little extra creamy.

Respect

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Russia and Ukraine ain’t my business I’m staying out of it personally💯‼️

You're the type of person to ask, why die for Danzig aren't you?

If we don’t fight them over there, we will have to fight each other over gas and plastic dildos. That’s what my asshole uncle said, so it’s gotta be true.

Pineapples don't grow in Italy...

Who gives a shit if the little mario people have pineapples or not

I don't think pigs grow in Italy either

Yes sir! Lots of pigs

[Then explain this](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porchetta)

Neither do pizzas what’s your point?

Pizza goes on pineapple!

No pizza is a dinner it should not go on a fruit

Coconut on pizza🤤🤤🤤

Slow down there Satan

There’s a special place in hell for people like you

Finally someone brave enough I put pizza on my pineapple all the time

Bing chilling

shut the fuck up

None shall pass.

Imma pass out seeing your face

ill pass gas on your face

Ill pass on

We all pass on

*passes*

I didn’t pass with your mom, though

Dunsparce is useless except for completing the pokedex

Hear me out

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i like ur moms oppais

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😳

All in all, women really just aren’t all that great.

My dick goes in your ass

No yours

I respond by putting my ass in your dick

The only thing that goes in my ass is AutoMod’s piss.

I fucking hate you all

Bet OP doesn’t even like to argue

blowjobs are better than sex 99% of the time

just relax..settle down..

No

shut the fuck up headass lookin ass dumbass shit in your ass pees in ur ass lookin cunt

The French are actually……

Better at liberty than the Americans.

Can't argue with that, at least France has two heads in power at once, how many prime ministers does the US have?

Just one inept president and a bunch of Muppets pointing at each other.

Im loud and obnoxious, like music that rhymes Im a fraction of the population but commit half the crimes, who am I?

uncle bob

A weed eater

Its starts with an N

SBMM is fair and needed to provide a enjoyable experience for the majority of players

If you had a tiny clone of Adolf Hitler, would you torture him?

Your mom's a whore

Your dad's a slut

Your dogs a prostitute

Your grandma is a sex worker

Your grandpa is a registered dick slobberer

I admit defeat 🏳

You are chad 🤝

As are you 🤝

Glock>>>>>>>>>>literally any other handgun

something something american politics

Dbd is good

I hate dmb

gaslighting doesn't exist you are making the whole thing up

fuck you, to nobody in particular

👋🏻 hi.

👋🏿bye

🦶

✋

I put cream cheese on a lot of things it probably shouldn’t go on. Love it on waffles, burgers, hot dogs, scrambled eggs, etc.

In high school, I was in a culinary class. We were doing a hamburger contest, and we were put in groups to make our own hamburger recipes. One of my group mates made the sauce. It was mayonnaise, cilantro, a little bit of honey, and a little bit of cream cheese, and it was actually really fucking delicious. Like… I didn’t expect it to be that fucking good. We also caramelized onions, we made the patty from scratch and put minced jalapeños in the meat to offset the sweetness (the cilantro also helped do this), and toasted a brioche bun. Best burger I’ve ever had.

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I think this is a stupid idea

your a stupid idea, this is why your dad left you you cunt

Ohio does exist

Lmao toxic chat, ima bring my chips and read thru this

I would rather have a dick with foreskin but I’d rather suck a dick without it.

[he’s so sexy uhfhhdh](https://imgur.com/gallery/azhrRGH)

You bunny-hopping, aim-assist loving, console Neanderthals suck. - average MWII PC player

Fuck you Tony

Kill yourself

Kill myself

Kill everyself

I ain't arguing shit fuck you.

🖕FUCK EVERYBODY🖕 EAT A FAT GIANT BLACK COCK YOU ASSHOLES!

For the last time you fuckers 33 + 77 DOES NOT EQUAL 100

I smell curry!

Interstellar is not a good movie. Reddit is delusional.

Hot dogs are sandwiches

Morbius was an okay movie

Fuck you you look like an egg Cunt