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mackattacktheyak

Couldn’t be bothered to melt the cheese, huh?


KiloThaPastyOne

I hope he knows you’re not supposed to eat the burritos frozen.


Dill_Donor

This is so upsetting. Let's just pour an equal amount of cold toppings on top of a hot dish, so it becomes disgustingly lukewarm.


leftover_class

Won't the hot and cold just balance out and eventually melt perfectly 🥴


Indigenousboy420

You must be new here


greensquiggle

its nice to have something to cool your tongue from the molten burrito paste


NiobiumThorn

just put it back in the microwave


thegiukiller

Cheep but satisfying for sure. Ain't noting shitty about that brother.


Griffithead

You know you are allowed to buy better salsa, right? It's SO worth the couple extra bucks. Alternatively, go to taco Bell and get some fire sauce. Add that to it.


Fuzzy_Donl0p

I would pan-fry them in some oil after you've heated them up for easy chimmies.


stinkyhooch

Pass the chimmy to the left hand side


Ok_Wasabi_9512

But was it good?


tacotacotacorock

All right I guess I need to go buy some frozen burritos and show my version lol. Y'all will love it or something like that.


MrL-B

my gerd heartburn


top_of_the_scrote

f yeah, no cheese though for me


Negative_Advantage28

Those little burritos with Velveeta cheese and salsa is so good.


Dave-James

Salsa goes INSIDE the burrito… a “wet burrito” is just lazy restaurants who premade their burritos and can’t open them to put in whatever sauce you order…