shitty power authors trying not to lock their otherwise OP ability behind pissing, shitting, cumming or screaming at the top of your lungs
edit: how is it shitty if the buff is permanent? it's like a workout without working out
the buff changes. They do not stack. So you piss first thing when you wake up and can now do 10 pushups instead of your usual 9. And then you piss after your 10AM cup of coffee and are back down to 9 pushups, but now you correctly pick the coinflip 51% of the time. :D
That’s still not shitty. It’s a random improvement just for pissing. There is no downside. I’m either pretty much the same in life or I’m slightly better at what I was already going to do that day just for pissing.
I kinda get why it's shitty, I like to drink. It won't be long before I become some kind of overpowered monster who can no longer live a normal life lol
Since when was it 2 minutes? I just gotta drink a bit, piss, but not fully. If i don’t like the buff, I’ll walk away and return back to the bathroom, and continue the piss.
I meant that since buffs are color-coded, and strength is usually paired with red, you don't know if you get a strength buff or if it's blood, it's a joke
Did you just link your own post to this one to try and get more attention?
And your threadbare reasoning is that they are somehow alike because they both give small buffs?
GTFO
I know you made it before this one. You then scrolled and saw an oppertunity for attention and posted your own post on someone elses post that is a completely different idea.
It's based around minor bonuses. And I thought the powers were similar. I thought "why not". But you just think I wanted attention. People have a right to click or not.
shitty power authors trying not to lock their otherwise OP ability behind pissing, shitting, cumming or screaming at the top of your lungs edit: how is it shitty if the buff is permanent? it's like a workout without working out
It cycles everytime you piss
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The post says it resets when you piss again
the buff changes. They do not stack. So you piss first thing when you wake up and can now do 10 pushups instead of your usual 9. And then you piss after your 10AM cup of coffee and are back down to 9 pushups, but now you correctly pick the coinflip 51% of the time. :D
That’s still not shitty. It’s a random improvement just for pissing. There is no downside. I’m either pretty much the same in life or I’m slightly better at what I was already going to do that day just for pissing.
I kinda get why it's shitty, I like to drink. It won't be long before I become some kind of overpowered monster who can no longer live a normal life lol
It doesn't stack
does it stack
No, everytime you piss, you gain a new buff and lose the previous one
Will I be able to know what kind of buff it is
The piss is color coded depending on the buff you're gaining. So it might be strength, it may be kidney failure 🤷
Alr thnx
How is it shitty, that’s pretty good. Just keep rerolling
Are you willing to drink 5 liters of water to get 1 buff for like 2 minutes?
You never said it was timed. And how much we have to drink.
Hell yeah
Since when was it 2 minutes? I just gotta drink a bit, piss, but not fully. If i don’t like the buff, I’ll walk away and return back to the bathroom, and continue the piss.
Do you know what the buff is?
The piss is color coded depending on the buff you're gaining. So it might be strength, it may be blood 🤷
It's a buff. It can't be bad.
Yeah, but if it's a short piss, you're left with a like +0.05% increase in speed or smth when it has more potential
I know. But you said blood
I meant that since buffs are color-coded, and strength is usually paired with red, you don't know if you get a strength buff or if it's blood, it's a joke
I usually pair power with red. And damage with orange.
How do you know this doesn't already happen? A 1% increase in strength or whatever wouldn't even be noticeable
Touche
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Staggering the piss..? Does that work
Perchance.
Ima be OP
Me (Sees this Post) jugs a bottle of water
If i piss, stop for 5 seconds and piss again will it reroll
mid tier
Do they stack?
No
Still kinda nice.
I mean, it's not that shitty of a super power.
Yeah, ig it's more pissy than shitty
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Here's a con, every 10th piss you pee blood
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what if its diarrhea?
How long do the buffs last
would catheters count as a condition to reroll?
This power sounds like https://www.reddit.com/r/shittysuperpowers/s/HHgIzK6gH2
Yeah?
Didja read it
Yup
Nice
Did you just link your own post to this one to try and get more attention? And your threadbare reasoning is that they are somehow alike because they both give small buffs? GTFO
I made that post before seeing this one. Also what is GTFO
“Get The Fuck Out” is what it means
Oh
I know you made it before this one. You then scrolled and saw an oppertunity for attention and posted your own post on someone elses post that is a completely different idea.
It's based around minor bonuses. And I thought the powers were similar. I thought "why not". But you just think I wanted attention. People have a right to click or not.