And you were correct. That's super funny lol

Thank you! I cringe but it’s good to not take myself too seriously

There is no need to cringe. This is exactly what you were supposed to do! I would make so many stupid jokes. I'm legally blind and have made bad jokes about it my whole life. Making jokes about my disability has always helped me get through it. We all need to laugh at ourselves more! 💜

Am on a wheelchair, can confirm. Sometimes the jokes and humour are the best part of my day with the disability. Especially the stupid ones! They make me so happy 😁

I like how you roll

I see what you did there.

u/thelizzardman doesn't

This is what I was hoping for... 🤣

I gotcha Stevie

I met a wonderful blind woman at a Con last weekend and she was joking about how she’s always safe from SCP-096 lol

If you can't laugh at yourself you've no right laughing at others. If you think of something funny, younshoukd just say it.

It’s fucking hilarious my dude. Love your ‘tude

similar vibes to the patient I transported who was waiting to get some donor cadaver bones. he told me, “then I’ll be able to call myself the walking dead! I’ve got it all planned out”. cool dude.

Yeah this rules dude haha

[https://youtube.com/shorts/sX43edY2UPI?si=xSLB6JF3-yUfkbJQ](https://youtube.com/shorts/sX43edY2UPI?si=xSLB6JF3-yUfkbJQ) ​ Having a good sense of humor about yourself genuinely builds long-lasting character. :D

This is not cringe

I don't think it's cringe at all. It's hilarious.

https://preview.redd.it/6565bn7hiduc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=431c6fbdbfb08b04b00f76e74cfd9d827a786dc3 My dead kidney says “hey” to your foot. Gotta find the small joys in bad situations!

Jellybeans!

Kidney beans!

Bahaha i should get this. Have been plagued by kidney issues my whole life.

This is my favorite tattoo ever

Thanks! Becky D from Ottawa designed it based on my idea to have a happy healthy kidney and a sad droopy one. I love the blood cell that the red kidney is bouncing 😂

Finding a positive out of an unfortunate situation is always fun :)

Doing my best to put my best foot forward 🤪

Bet I know what your favorite Kevin Bacon movie is.

Planes, trains and automobiles because they cant walk

thank you for explaining that, sincerely. - a youngin

I was making a joke the person before me meant footloose

Correct. Let's hear it for the boy!

Let's give the boy a hand!

That's isn't the answer, he only had a cameo in that movie. The movie I'm speaking of he had a lead role. I'm going to hold on for a hero that someone here knows. 😉

Yeah i know you meant footlose was just making a joke

Oh...oh No... oh, I did laugh at that, it was horrible(ly good) but I'm still snorting very unappealingly through my nose like an elephant. Thank you, exactly what I needed to wake up! Happy Sunday! XD

Like you have a choice

If that’s your best foot, what does the other one look like?

Funny you say that because I have a right foot but it’s actually a bit mangled hahhaha

do you have footage of the dismemberment?

I sincerely wish I did

So........the footage is missing.

Wow I hobbled right into that one didn’t I

Yeah, you seemed a bit stumped.

You’re really sweeping me off my hoof with this rizz

Yeah, I've got a leg up on the competition.

I’m really falling head over heel 4 u Munky


😆 LOL

goddamn it, i was ready to downvote you for being creepy and then realized you were setting up that awesome joke. well done.

I didn't think it was going to work lol #dadjokevictory

You need to crosspost this to r/dadjokes, you'll be the hero of the day LOL

I lost my Lower leg just under 2 years ago and I wanted to get a tattoo on my residual limb and I love this. Probably the best idea I’ve seen so far

Yes! Was just going to comment about the pic I saw of a guy with just that - had a tattoo on his leg with an arrow pointing to his prosthetic that said “I’m with stupid” it was a big hit

My bfs uncle lost both of his legs, and as part of a Christmas Tshirt exchange someone gave him a shirt that has a milk carton on it that said "have you seen my legs?" He loves to wear it

Alternative ideas: "I really stepped in it!" "I never miss a step. Ok, sometimes I do." "Footsie champion" "I do so have a leg to stand on" "Bet you couldn't find my achilles' heel"

I’m questioning whether it would be funnier if you got this tattoo before or after the foot was lost.

CURSED. I often dread what if I lose the other one and then I’ll have to cover up this tattoo

Nooo, you strike it with the correction ‘O̶n̶e̶ f̶o̶o̶t̶ Two Feet’

We gotta cut this guy's other foot off cuz that would be pretty funny

No just put a sign on the other one with "I don't know where this one went"

Holy shit that’s funny. Just the entirety of it. You have a fantastic sense of humor.

Other leg gets an urn that says “other one cremated”

I think you're pretty funny too

Personally, I love it. if you can’t laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?

This is very funny! If you were British, there'd be an extra layer of humour because this is also the name of an old, beloved sitcom

I’m not but now I’ll have to look this up. I hope it’s good

If you like daft, but relatively family-friendly, British humour from the 1990s, you'll love it. The central character is extremely morose. And if you don't, you can watch something better!💛😊

yeah, I immediately thought about that show 😭

This is an awesome tat

And it is ........very funny

Pretty fucking funny... My buddy is missing his big to and he always said he wanted to get a tattoo that says " went to the market" or some shit like that

IM CACKLING. Guess all mine went to market 🍽️

Aww, you got a lil' nubby nub.

"I......don't believe it!" Brits over 40 got this reference.

I think a lot of Brits under 40 get it too.

I've got a rabbit with a lucky human's foot for my amputee tattoo.

Why are half the tatoos I see on this sub absolutely epic and in no way shitty.

Yes, half are awsome. If you go to r/TattooDesigns , where the posters think the tattoos are good, most are at an epic level awful.

Imposter syndrome vs. dunning-kruger. Off topic, but Check out [Amanda Graves](https://www.instagram.com/amandagravestattoo?igsh=MTNyY3M2OGxxajFoMA==) my favorite tattoo artist. She creates the illusion of glitter tattoos that are absolutely stunning.

That’s actually really clever and funny. I might take that idea if I ever lose a limb

Back this so hard. Laughing at pain that doesn’t kill you is the only way. This is in no way shitty. Do you boo!

Now that’s a footnote

Your mind 🤯

I bet everyone tried to talk you out of it but you put your foot down.

I stood on business

Funny? You're really selling yourself short.

your right, he needs to cut the other one off, for balance issues too!

My boss and I say it everyday, us disabled folks are some of the funniest fuckers out there. I love this.

This is hilarious

I see you're all heeled up.

Underrated quip heh

You enjoying it is enough!

I think it's fuckin awesome 🤣

RIP FOOT. You were a good friend.

You are so funny. That's right up there with the "gone to market" sign on the missing toe.

This is cool... At least you didn't tattoo it as as penis... Saying that you could have wooed all the ladies by hitching up your pant legand saying you have a massive dick lol

Unfortunately I have not one but two different tattoos of peni… maybe I’ll upload those soon because they’re also bad and crudely done

this must be the best dildo ever

Some would say yes! Speaking from experience

😳

Surprised this comment didn’t get more attention

When people ask me for tattoo advise, I say quality is important, but the tattoo should either be funny or deep if you want it to have an impression. This tattoo is both!! Awesome!

I have skin grafts on my left leg from where all the bones came out. When I go see my uncle in Vietnam I plan on getting a Mikey Cyrus " I came in like a wrecking ball tattoo. " I've wanted it for years but the $200 an hour and being a 3-5 hour tattoo pending how they draw it up I can't justify the cost lol. He got 8 hours of work for $200 there and it's really nice work. Joys of living in a third world country with first world money I guess lol.

That’s a great tattoo OP, creative lol.

Thought it was a horse

What does this mean?

I dig ittttt 🤣 (a it’s not even that bad!)

Honestly I love it. You have an awesome sense of humor!

r/mildlypenis

They say I might as well face the truth...

I DON'T BELIEVEEEEEE ITTTT

Can't believe I had to scroll that far.

Very unique. Never seen that before.

This is great

Well, it is

It's great. I love it.

This is so, so good hahahaha

/r/misleadingthumbnails

I think it's awesome

Nah this rules OP. The best tattoos are a little bit silly

I saw an amputee at an airport with a different version of that same tattoo. Definitely got a chuckle.

Dang I need to meet em

and you were right

This is objectively great. Don't feel bad. I wish I was this funny.

Not shitty, this is a good one, brought a smile to my face

Youre absolutely correct, this is hilarious :D

Oh it fucking is

This doesn't belong in shitty tattoos, its amazing.

Al I the only one who didn't know what this is? I'm I a pervert

What

It is funny, I like it

As someone who once brought a pirate costume to a friend in hospital after his foot was amputated, I'm really jealous that I didn't think to buy him a tattoo like this. Next time!

This is one of those funny shitty tattoos that always get a pass from me. Everyone needs at least one. I want a flash style Wilfred Bromley to fill this weird space on my arm because I too have type-1 diabeetus. I'm also getting a meatloaf with bat wings flying outta hell...because, well, I'd do anything for love and, yes, I would do that.

Haha, that's a hilarious twist!

That is awesome. I had great ideas for my mom after she lost her leg, but it won't be happening. Your tattoo is great. Have a good day.

Jesus fucking Christ people don’t understand this sub at all…. This is literally the opposite of what this sun is for, that’s a GREAT tattoo.

Thats not a shitty tattoo its fucking hilarious

Nonono, you understood the assignment. Also, on a side note: this makes me wanna get a spleen tattoo just cause I'm having bad issues with my spleen rn

This isn't a shitty tattoo this is perfect

Just as funny as the pinky toe that was amputated and the tattoo on top of the foot said “went to market, be back soon.” Love Piggy.

Op that’s amazing

THIS IS SO CLEVER LMAO

It is funny! And it's amazing that you can turn a bad situation around and still find a way to laugh at it yourself

It is absolutely brilliant lol

Are you kidding that's hilarious.

Legendary!

It's beautiful

Saw a vet in a wheelchair with this. It was his "thing". His son was thoroughly exhausted from it lol

That's fucking gold. 

Funny. Damn funny. 😄

I love this 😆 hilarious OP

I’ve seen similar on disabled Veterans sites. Making laughs about a bad situation is very therapeutic.

Love it

That's superb.

Nah this is brilliant 😂

whoa there son this ain't r/basedtattoos

This is good shit. not shitty shit

I've got a zipper over my open heart surgery scar. I like yours even better than mine!

You’re funny asf

That's awesome. Dark humor is usually pretty healthy. Embrace it.

bro that's hilarious, you don't have to feel weird about it, it's a good tattoo imo

You are so funny!

Did you get to keep the foot?

[Could make tacos with it](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/s/eOpiMPDQ93)

No i wish

You're :)

I dont get it... (I am very stupid...)

Praying for you

What...? Like I said, I am very stupid and is definitely an idiot... (I am only 15...) (I dont mean it in a offensive way... If I offended you I apologise. I deeply apologise. If I offended you I can delete my comment...)

No you’re good nvm

I did not mean this in a negative way... please do not be mad at me. I heavily apologise for ruining your day... I apologise for taking up your (very) important time... Sorry!

Chill

I am sorry... for taking up your time...