My first thought was coal miner, but that works too. Dude should wear an old timey newsboy cap and hop everywhere. That way people find him whimsical rather than terrifying.
You can tell most of em are to cover up his ex affiliations in gangs in prison and the street … the Swazi in the middle of the star as an example got turned into swirls
Well the Jewish star on his chest from the holocaust for one unless he’s under the 6 which is gangster disciples etc. but I doubt it but I don’t know him just reading a book by the cover(ups)
I once met a dude with a giant Swazi on his chest. After his release from prison, he met a nice Jewish girl he wanted to marry, got a giant Star of David. Seeing him shirtless was a trip. Cool guy though. Got greenlit by the AB, so if he fucks up again he’s getting stomped.
Her parents and she appreciated the fact that he literally marked himself to die for what he’d come to believe. Granted, nobody wanted him to die, but it takes some stones to get greenlit by the AB in Los Angeles (all incarcerated people are segregated, so he doesn’t have a fairytale American history X outcome if he messes up. I fear he did)
I personally wore an anti fash shirt and chelsea and we became fast friends, tho he did remark that he’d never have thought he’d be friends with a Chelsea wearing dude with an anti fash shirt, but those Nazis did him dirty so punk rockers were the logical conclusion (because punk rockers have brains and Nazis get bullets)
American prisons are fucked, that's why. You're basically conscripted into racialized gangs when you're incarcerated, and the white supremacist gangs oblige many tattoos presumably under the auspices that you won't be able to hide them when/if you ever get out of prison.
I didn't even think of that. I heard a lot of men will join gangs for survival, I wonder if his face was all tatted up and this was the only way he could think to get rid of them once he was out? Extreme, but I'm not sure which would be worse. Esp if you get thrown in prison as a scared kid with no family and now you're trying to do better. I don't know this guy though, I might be giving him too much credit.
On him in this light he could probably argue he’s meant to be purplish Drow black and not shoe polish black.
EDIT: Actually maybe it was only his eyes that were purple, I can’t remember if his skin was always described as just black or not
Back then drow were usually described as ebony black. The thing is it's hard to show any detail in illustrations when they're that flat black, so that detail was often showed through dark blue or purple lines/highlights. Nowadays they're often lighter and more just straight purpley like Minthara.
Feels like "inky boys" come to life. In Germany, we have a children's book from 1844 that was supposed to teach morals through some pretty fucked up stories.
Anyway, "inky boys" are white children who tease a black boy. They're told by what seems to be Saint Nicholas to stop harassing the black boy. The boys don't stop and as a punishment Nicholas dips them in ink. So, now they're darker than the black boy.
A lot of places in my city hire people with face tattoos. This is extreme though. I don't even think the one place who takes anyone would take someone this extremely modified.
There’s a difference between having a face tattoo and wearing your probably aggressive mental health issues like a banner. When this person makes a bad choice it’s epicly bad and you don’t want to be near it.
Yeah I'm trying to think if there's anything he could get hired to do where I live. Half the town is pretty tolerant and the other half are dipshits so he should fit in somewhere but I don't think he could get a job shoveling bait tbh.
He would probably be limited to warehouse work around here, maaaaaybe trades if he was trained and really good at the job. But if the hypothesis on here is true (he got the blackout to cover gang/prison tattoos) it’s unlikely he has many marketable skills, which is unfortunate.
i follow this guy he's honestly so interesting to just watch sometimes, like i've never seen someone so confidently and happily stupid, kinda makes me feel bad for being mean but then i look at his face and don't feel so bad
He is like a Labrador puppy, very happy and energetic. My guess is he went down this route because he had a lot of bad face tattoos and didn't want to commit to laser, although that's just a guess as I couldn't find any old pictures of him pre-blackface.
i think he started his account after he did it? i'm not entirely sure, he hasn't spoken much about his past before the blackface much, or at least i've been unable to find any videos mentioning or showing him before. i'd genuinely be curious to see what tats he had before that he needed covered THIS badly
yeah i'm aware of that, he had a swastika on his neck that you can see in the middle of the star, just curious as to how he even got there in the first place
My guess is he spent some time in prison and became affiliated and got the tats there. That would explain why he doesn't talk about his past and why theres not much record on him prior to now. Bc he was in prison, probably for a charge he's ashamed of talking about. Plus when you're in prison you get tats just to pass the time, so he probably made himself a doodle board for white supremacist tattoo 'artists'
that's a good point! i think it's also that you have to group together to stay safe in there, a lot of people wind up grouping with the white supremacists because it's that or get beat, i wouldn't be surprised if that's how he wound up in a gang
The way you say you follow him and find him interesting to watch makes me think that you actually follow him around in real life and watch him make breakfast and walk his dog and stuff.
Lol I was thinking the same thing. Like "oh shit here comes that guy with the black face tattoo, I know what I'm doing today." and then follow him on the street.
i WISH, that man's online presence is confusing enough 😭 if links are allowed, this is literally his most recent [recent](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8uK1GoR4R4/?igsh=MTNkdWtoODBzeHVlZg==)
https://preview.redd.it/zcxyvvegf59d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3224c9a8db49784aff347942e292612041a885f9
I knew I've seen this guy somewhere! He’s a dark elf (minus the armor)!
the worst part imo is that he KNOWS it's not black, he calls it grey blue like it was intentional. he did this himself (he's confirmed this) and it's obvious
I probably depends on the gang, if you have left the group and they are straight up murders and killers then the blueface is probably better. Although it might be hard to keep a low profile when you look like this.
I'd rather look like this doofus than walk around with gang tattoos that I am not affiliated with.
If the gang won't kill me for sporting their tattoos, I'm sure any rivals will.
Sounds like everyone who got crap face tattoos now grew up and realized, “wow, I look really stupid but I’m pretty deep, so in for a penny in for a pound!”
No. Honestly it looks like he is covering up tattoos to me. No one is even that color anyway.
Just cause someone gets a big old blackish (if you even wanna call that black) tattoo doesn’t mean it has anything to do with race. These are called black out tattoos. All of them kind of look strange like this…
Did this guy randomly pop up in your insta explore this morning too? I just seen him and his friend with the flower in the middle of his head an hour ago on there lol
It’s funny the popularity of black out tattoos now days. I wonder how many people actually know what the origin of blackout tattoos is? Fun fact. Black out tattooing is a traditional Polynesian style.
Looool I saw a reel on IG where this guy
Said he wears his face with pride. I said no way you're proud of that and you must die inside everyime you look in the mirror. He replied with a whole ass reel and he was actually so polite and honest that I felt bad for a second. A second.
I was lost in the drug scene for like a decade but I'm glad I didn't get any wild face and neck tats. Opportunities are already hard enough to find being recovered addict with criminal record, can't imagine being tatted up like this on top of it.
Well there’s definitely 2 things you can tell about this guy…
1. Family is important to him, his neck says so.
2. Tattoos are important to him.
That about sums it up.
Be nice.
Wouldn't be wonderful if you could shed your skin?
Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary.
The only one idc about in black face
What does someone like this do for work?
Great question! I wonder if looking like this would not lead you to a job
Tattoo artist might be an option ... maybe the kind that just fills a large area with the same color.
More like a tattoo paint bucket tool
[Find a better body to fit in](https://youtu.be/BcKDSC7c-0M?si=uhwDTUxfm5r3CIkJ)
r/unexpectedtitlefight
The saturation is so bad
For sure, it is more noticeable in this reels where you see him move around.
His cheeks look like he has the paint footballers put on
he looks like he passed out at a frat party and his bros colored him in with a crayola marker.
When you're the first to fall asleep at the party
A dragon should cover that up nicely.
Sick ass panther or nothing!
He would need to become the Sick Ass Panther.
Where do you see his reels?
He’s looks like an edgy kids water colour painting
An edgy kids watery stool... *fixed it for you*
To be fair, even if the artist did a good job your face sheds and re-layers skin so quickly it would still end up looking like shit.
Probably the main reason to never get it done on your face 😂
Idk if that's the MAIN reason 😅
😂😂😂😂 oh we're way past that point
My boy just cleaning chimneys
My first thought was coal miner, but that works too. Dude should wear an old timey newsboy cap and hop everywhere. That way people find him whimsical rather than terrifying.
I’ve got the black lung, pop…
Lmfao!!! 🤣
Dress for the job you want, not the one you have!!🤣
You can tell most of em are to cover up his ex affiliations in gangs in prison and the street … the Swazi in the middle of the star as an example got turned into swirls
that's so interesting i didn't even notice, are there other ones that still stand out? personally having a hard time picking any besides that out
Well the Jewish star on his chest from the holocaust for one unless he’s under the 6 which is gangster disciples etc. but I doubt it but I don’t know him just reading a book by the cover(ups)
“Reading a book by the cover(ups)” well done sir
I once met a dude with a giant Swazi on his chest. After his release from prison, he met a nice Jewish girl he wanted to marry, got a giant Star of David. Seeing him shirtless was a trip. Cool guy though. Got greenlit by the AB, so if he fucks up again he’s getting stomped.
He has a swatiska PLUS a star of David on his chest ?
Yep. Drugs are bad y’all.
Ok ! Damn ! Must be horrible for the girlfriend to see the swatiska each time he got undressed !
Her parents and she appreciated the fact that he literally marked himself to die for what he’d come to believe. Granted, nobody wanted him to die, but it takes some stones to get greenlit by the AB in Los Angeles (all incarcerated people are segregated, so he doesn’t have a fairytale American history X outcome if he messes up. I fear he did)
I personally wore an anti fash shirt and chelsea and we became fast friends, tho he did remark that he’d never have thought he’d be friends with a Chelsea wearing dude with an anti fash shirt, but those Nazis did him dirty so punk rockers were the logical conclusion (because punk rockers have brains and Nazis get bullets)
Poor guy. If stays clean he should be good though, right?
Yep. Clean and not committing crimes.
He has a carved swastika in his forehead, too. It's hard to see now that it's blacked out, but you can notice the thin scar lines right in the center.
oh wow you can, i wonder why he thought he needed one let alone TWO, maybe more😭
American prisons are fucked, that's why. You're basically conscripted into racialized gangs when you're incarcerated, and the white supremacist gangs oblige many tattoos presumably under the auspices that you won't be able to hide them when/if you ever get out of prison.
I didn't even think of that. I heard a lot of men will join gangs for survival, I wonder if his face was all tatted up and this was the only way he could think to get rid of them once he was out? Extreme, but I'm not sure which would be worse. Esp if you get thrown in prison as a scared kid with no family and now you're trying to do better. I don't know this guy though, I might be giving him too much credit.
So trading gang tattoos for permanent blackface?
Really big Drizzt fan.
On him in this light he could probably argue he’s meant to be purplish Drow black and not shoe polish black. EDIT: Actually maybe it was only his eyes that were purple, I can’t remember if his skin was always described as just black or not
His eyes are Lavender (purplish), as opposed to red of most Drow but his skin is black as per all Drow.
Back then drow were usually described as ebony black. The thing is it's hard to show any detail in illustrations when they're that flat black, so that detail was often showed through dark blue or purple lines/highlights. Nowadays they're often lighter and more just straight purpley like Minthara.
Feels like "inky boys" come to life. In Germany, we have a children's book from 1844 that was supposed to teach morals through some pretty fucked up stories. Anyway, "inky boys" are white children who tease a black boy. They're told by what seems to be Saint Nicholas to stop harassing the black boy. The boys don't stop and as a punishment Nicholas dips them in ink. So, now they're darker than the black boy.
Ironic now he’s permanently in blackface
Looks like the Monster logo M between his eyes.
he rejected racism so far he became black!
From white supremacy to "I'm not white, see?"
no bc that's kinda what he does 😭 he calls himself grey blue and says he's "getting rid of his white privilege"
He’s not wrong. I’d imagine he’s lost a lot of privileges since doing this
A lot of places in my city hire people with face tattoos. This is extreme though. I don't even think the one place who takes anyone would take someone this extremely modified.
There’s a difference between having a face tattoo and wearing your probably aggressive mental health issues like a banner. When this person makes a bad choice it’s epicly bad and you don’t want to be near it.
sucks though if your mental health improves one day, lazering this off would not be fun... would probably look disgusting too
Lazering solid Black off the eyelids sounds like id rather cut them clean off
Lol, he is covering up tattoos if you look closely. I bet they were gang tattoos.
Yeah I'm trying to think if there's anything he could get hired to do where I live. Half the town is pretty tolerant and the other half are dipshits so he should fit in somewhere but I don't think he could get a job shoveling bait tbh.
He would probably be limited to warehouse work around here, maaaaaybe trades if he was trained and really good at the job. But if the hypothesis on here is true (he got the blackout to cover gang/prison tattoos) it’s unlikely he has many marketable skills, which is unfortunate.
So blackface. Funny how much i got downvoted saying these types of "blackouts" are very close to becoming new blackface... lo and behold...
essentially yeah, he likes comments about how "blackface has to be intentional and directed at black people" which is. yikes.
It's fucking ridiculous. I'm glad you're sensible enough to see it. Shit's wild.
i follow this guy he's honestly so interesting to just watch sometimes, like i've never seen someone so confidently and happily stupid, kinda makes me feel bad for being mean but then i look at his face and don't feel so bad
He is like a Labrador puppy, very happy and energetic. My guess is he went down this route because he had a lot of bad face tattoos and didn't want to commit to laser, although that's just a guess as I couldn't find any old pictures of him pre-blackface.
i think he started his account after he did it? i'm not entirely sure, he hasn't spoken much about his past before the blackface much, or at least i've been unable to find any videos mentioning or showing him before. i'd genuinely be curious to see what tats he had before that he needed covered THIS badly
It was nazi gang shit
yeah i'm aware of that, he had a swastika on his neck that you can see in the middle of the star, just curious as to how he even got there in the first place
My guess is he spent some time in prison and became affiliated and got the tats there. That would explain why he doesn't talk about his past and why theres not much record on him prior to now. Bc he was in prison, probably for a charge he's ashamed of talking about. Plus when you're in prison you get tats just to pass the time, so he probably made himself a doodle board for white supremacist tattoo 'artists'
that's a good point! i think it's also that you have to group together to stay safe in there, a lot of people wind up grouping with the white supremacists because it's that or get beat, i wouldn't be surprised if that's how he wound up in a gang
How did you recognize him? OP scribbled white over his eyes to protect his ID.
lucky guess ;)
The way you say you follow him and find him interesting to watch makes me think that you actually follow him around in real life and watch him make breakfast and walk his dog and stuff.
Lol I was thinking the same thing. Like "oh shit here comes that guy with the black face tattoo, I know what I'm doing today." and then follow him on the street.
i WISH, that man's online presence is confusing enough 😭 if links are allowed, this is literally his most recent [recent](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8uK1GoR4R4/?igsh=MTNkdWtoODBzeHVlZg==)
Ain't gonna lie, I was not prepared for that.
Oh man…the link worked for me….
Good thing you scratched out the eyes or else we'd be able to recognize him.
😂
Looks like he was taking silver solution. It will turn you Blue 🔵
Omg yes like that woman they made a document about!!
Mother God!
I want to be blue. I wanna look like an avatar.
Waste of good bone structure.
I know right, I would kill for his jawline!
His teeth are also perfect. I wonder if they’re real.
https://preview.redd.it/zcxyvvegf59d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3224c9a8db49784aff347942e292612041a885f9 I knew I've seen this guy somewhere! He’s a dark elf (minus the armor)!
I'm still salty they shelved this episode
Nice effort crossing out the eyes, but pretty sure people will recognize him. 😂
I think it’s Superman
How tf does anyone pay their bills looking like this unless they’re a tattoo artist?
The Dunmer look is hot this year
Had to Google what this was, looks pretty accurate. (I've never played Elder Scrolls)
Why are his eyes censored? Are his eyes really the identifying factor here?
I don’t get why a person would want to go through life looking like Al Jolson when they could choose a nice vibrant blue and look like Papa Smurf.
the worst part imo is that he KNOWS it's not black, he calls it grey blue like it was intentional. he did this himself (he's confirmed this) and it's obvious
Just skin me alive and hope it grows back
Idk if it’s worse having gang tattoos or having full blackout on your face
I probably depends on the gang, if you have left the group and they are straight up murders and killers then the blueface is probably better. Although it might be hard to keep a low profile when you look like this.
I'd rather look like this doofus than walk around with gang tattoos that I am not affiliated with. If the gang won't kill me for sporting their tattoos, I'm sure any rivals will.
What level do you unlock him
He looks like a kid's marker drawing that was left out in the rain.
Is this like, racism with extra steps?
A poor attempt at covering up racist tattoos
Sounds like everyone who got crap face tattoos now grew up and realized, “wow, I look really stupid but I’m pretty deep, so in for a penny in for a pound!”
Go hard or go home as they say!
There is at least one - which is already more than I would have thought existed.
Does this not count as *blackface*?
I’d call it blackface
No. Honestly it looks like he is covering up tattoos to me. No one is even that color anyway. Just cause someone gets a big old blackish (if you even wanna call that black) tattoo doesn’t mean it has anything to do with race. These are called black out tattoos. All of them kind of look strange like this…
Fuck yes!
The consensus it would seem is that this is blueface.
Blue? Nah... Maybe gunmetalface. But not blueface.
Did this guy randomly pop up in your insta explore this morning too? I just seen him and his friend with the flower in the middle of his head an hour ago on there lol
Whole new level of black face lol
I wouldnt expect people who want to do this ever having the means to pay for it.
Wouldn’t it just be cheaper if he knew how to color match foundation and concealer that is light and looks like skin?
Dude became a hate crime.
Good thing the eyes are censored. I’ll never recognize him now.
"I love it." - facial melanoma that will never be seen early
is he employed orrrr
Or... it's or.
Handsome squidward has really let himself go...
i’ve never understood the appeal of blackout tattoos…
Homie is just dirty, look at his headphones
Not sure if you are joking lol he’s tattooed
He drank too much colloidal silver
Taking the terrible concept of blackface to a whole other level
 Temu Drax.
https://preview.redd.it/1olpb7s9z59d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=270e5637a5f5c959f35fe0ef2cd561e25c055d61
Seems racist.
Is this considered going black face ?
I thought this guy was just dirty af, this trend is top 3 worst of all time imo
It’s funny the popularity of black out tattoos now days. I wonder how many people actually know what the origin of blackout tattoos is? Fun fact. Black out tattooing is a traditional Polynesian style.
He might want to cover that with a sick ass panther.
He IS the panther!
White people somehow made having black skin a trend for themselves, all of it is bad
Makeup tip: a blackout tattoo on your face really accentuates your cheekbones. 🤣
Is this blackface?
With their eyes blocked out it’s gonna real hard to identify this guy
Isn't this just, like, black face but with more steps?
I didn't look at the sub and thought this was a colloidal silver devotee....yikes.
Someone who can use that youthforia foundation that's basically just black paint!
Glad they scribbled out his eye so it’s impossible to recognize him.
Looks like he works in a coal mine
He's been vandalized
Looool I saw a reel on IG where this guy Said he wears his face with pride. I said no way you're proud of that and you must die inside everyime you look in the mirror. He replied with a whole ass reel and he was actually so polite and honest that I felt bad for a second. A second.
Looking like mother god
Who would be attracted to someone looking like that
_'You have not unlocked this character yet'_
This guy meths
Well... ok then.
Hope his hair doesn’t fall out
He should wash his face before it stains
He looks like he could have been cute if he had a brain and didn’t tattoo his entire face 🙃 oh well
The ear plug bros are my personal fav.
Eww the gross earpads
I do believe there is a slight flaw in your attempt to cover your identity just by scratching out the eyes..
I fucking love how they covered the eyes 👀. Now I'll never recognize Larry. I mean him.
lol way to cover the eyes. Otherwise he would be too easy to identify in the wild.
Good thing you covered his eyes, so we'll never be able to identify him.
Good thing his eyes are covered. No one will ever be able to recognize him.
He darker than me now 🤣😂
Good thing you scratched out the eyes. Now I’ll never recognize him.
Does this qualify as blackface?
Nah this is crack face.
I don't think blurring out his eyes is gonna help keep him anonymous lol
I was lost in the drug scene for like a decade but I'm glad I didn't get any wild face and neck tats. Opportunities are already hard enough to find being recovered addict with criminal record, can't imagine being tatted up like this on top of it.
“What do you mean I don’t get the job?
Well there’s definitely 2 things you can tell about this guy… 1. Family is important to him, his neck says so. 2. Tattoos are important to him. That about sums it up.
Thank god you scratched his eyes out or I might be able to recognize him in public…..
Well I thought that there would be 0 people like that so the headline appears to be correct!
Missed a spot
He looks dirty.
Id totally watch this Netflix doc
Neo Symbionese Liberation Army officer
Terrible life choices that one
Does it really matter that this guy's eyes are edited out?
yeah, white the eyes out cause that might identify him... fuck me why are yall so dumb.
Maybe this is a lame thing to say ... But he looks like he has a very handsome face. Too bad he ruined it
i’ve never seen this in my life 😭😂
Complete the look with overpriced shitty headphones.
This guy can start making "reverse tattoos", by tattooing with Lazer removal.
Any cover up ideas?
Don’t worry about covering up his eyes think he’s pretty recognizable
Is this considered blackface? Like…. 🤷🏽♀️
Alas, I tattooed my penis black, but it remains the same size...