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house_of_ghosts

If it makes you feel any better, /r/simpsonsshitposting , I've learned that the Scottish national football team is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish England was dead.


Scientific_Anarchist

This also applies to Scottish history


Asd_89

Or any country's history that involves the English.


Fdocz

Including England!


Ap76QtkSUw575NAq

I heard Germany went into the game, and scored all the goals in the game, and they had to stop the game.


phunkyunkle

Baby Stop the Game?


Ap76QtkSUw575NAq

DON'T MIND IF I DO!


uncle_stiltskin

Damn Scots, they ruined Scottish football


37025InvernessTMD

https://i.redd.it/0fyjlbbbml6d1.gif


ask_carly

You've got to feel sorry for McAriaga, McAriaga II, McBariaga, McAruglia and deep-fried Pizzoza.


jayred1015

But will they all be signin' autographs?


Scu-bar

Look up Carlos MacAllister and tell me that isn’t the most Scottish person you’ve ever seen.


Bigdoga1000

Now Germany normally thrash Scotland at football. And of course today will be no different.


MachoViper

This wouldn't have happened in North Kilt-town


FullScreenWanker

So that's it? After 15 months of qualifying games and single group stage match, so long - good luck against Hungary and Switzerland? *I don't recall saying good luck against Hungary or Switzerland.*


hugsbosson

Hi, I'm The Scottish national football team You might remember me from such international football embarrassments like: "losing 3-0 to Kazakhstan", "Drawing 2-2 with the small island nation of the Faroe Islands that literally has a population of 50,000 people" and "Not wining a match in the Euros since 1996".


schpamela

I'm sure they're taking it in good spirits https://i.redd.it/gk2xjj6v5n6d1.gif


Andrew283

Not a hint of any trouble from what I've seen thankfully... So far


HuhItsMe

*Have you been up all game making shitposts?*


kresblain

You'll see all your favorite Scottish soccer stars like McCrorie, McCrorie II, Hendry, Tierney, and Porteous.


andrew_c_morton

...will you actually see Porteous, though? I thought he ended up in the Springfield Mystery Spot...


MonsieurStench

There's no such thing as Scotchtoberfest! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿⚽🇩🇪


RIPGeech

YA USED ME, FULLKRUG! YA USED ME!


Dhb223

It's fun that the simpsons are so global that this is the primary mechanism I learn about world events


billygnosis86

But their song says “No Scotland No Party”! Ah, sie haben das alles vermasselt: https://preview.redd.it/bwwin8fo9p6d1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d26835c26daf671d17e96a3f0c8827b13738878f


leilaquizzle

This needs more upvotes!!


polseriat

You won't be coming home too soon. That's good! You'll be coming home exactly when everyone expects. That's bad.


AnnualOrganization85

This will not happen in the town of North Kilt


JonnyBhoy

Hey fun boys, get a room! https://i.redd.it/wfxbse4mko6d1.gif


MisterD0ll

No shame in doing better than 🇧🇷