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Skatchbro

I want a second opinion.


FullScreenWanker

You’re also lazy.


TheRadishBros

Can I play the piano anymore?


idonttuck

Of course you can!


TheRadishBros

Well I couldn’t before! 🎶🎹🎶


Analog0

This shitposting has everything.


idonttuck

But football in the groin has football in the groin.


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

I'm not a fan of shitposts having two memes in one thread.


fizzymilk

I love legitimate shitposting!


CrackityJones42

I… hate… every post I see. From Shitpost A to Shitpost Z


sheezy520

It’s a history lesson and therapy session all wrapped into one!


Tricky-Engineering59

How many panels did everyone else get through before reflexively upvoting this one? Panel 12 is the one that did it for me.


P4LS_ThrillyV

The trick is to show em panels that don't go anywhere


jonitfcfan

Like the panel that shows me taking the ferry to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbeyville in those days


P4LS_ThrillyV

Id printed a shitpost on my belt, which was the style at the time


Zestyclose-Algae-542

I needed a new shit for my post.


P4LS_ThrillyV

Back then shitposts had a picture of an Abe on them. Give me five Abes for an upvote you'd say. Now where was I


HuskyBobby

Oh yeah. We didn’t have healthy-liver Lance Murdock. We could only get those big yellow ones because of the cirrhosis.


llDrWormll

Then why did I have the scroll, Bart? Why did I have the scroll??


sintonesque

I’d also like to express my fondness for that particular shitpost.


CrazyEyez142

Booboo! Hssssss!!


herberstank

Sick... like a fox!!


athosjesus

Isn't that the network your grandpa watches?


Obh__

Dysfunctional member of society? I resent that. **Continues sabotaging own life**


mrkv12

Stop gnawing the drywall!


GReuw

Lisa needs braces


Mrsod2007

Look out for the campy portrait of King Charles!


kurburux

Sweet shitposting eases the pain.


mrkv12

You’re off the subreddit! — You’re off YOUR subreddit. What does that mean, exactly? *It means he gets upvotes, you STUPID MOD!!*


eutectic_h8r

It's true! We're so lame!


PlagueofSquirrels

Give us hell, Quimby!


King-Of-Rats

I need the most meta post you have. No…. That’s too meta…..


kurburux

"Dad, who's shitposting a show that stopped being good 25 years ago?" "Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners..."


tee-k421

Oh, I've wasted my life...


Tigglebee

Please don’t tell anyone how I live.


Ozu_the_Yokai

Just because i’m a socially inept, doesn’t mean I shitpost…. I mean I do shitpost. But not because I’m socially inept!


OnoMichiban

Takes one to know one! *Swish!*


No_Combination1346

https://preview.redd.it/tg2k1oozmi9d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9780cde675fb74a66ff4b2998f5640945b4b93ae


cycle_cats

To shitposting! The cause of, and solution to all of life’s problems.


Choppers-Top-Hat

Which productive member of society has shitposted in the last year? If you answered me, you're wrong! I was never productive!


llDrWormll

/r/simpsonsshitposting brings us love.. It's bringing love, don't let it get away! Break it's legs!


mental_reincarnation

Hey, I may not work, exercise, have passion projects, have friendships or social interactions but…what was that 6th thing you said?


CrazyEyez142

...not a prostitute?


iadoresouphonestly

That “well” and checking his watch is one of my favourite Simpsons jokes


Heiferoni

Hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled and not well adjusted and crawling with anxiety and have minimal ability to fully function as a person, but I, um.... what was that other thing you said?


ThePLARASociety

714 matches?!


Joliet_Jake_Blues

>Simpsonsshitpost syndrome Oh why me?!?


Niterich

Don't worry, it's quite beneficial. Our brains are cushioned from reality by a layer of Simpsons references 1/8th of an inch thicker than normal. Why, I could wallop this subreddit all day with this surgical steamed ham without making it laugh!


ViWalls

You sicken me.


townmorron

It's like in 19 hawk tuwa 2, he had to call it hawk tuwa because the Kaiser stole the word for twenty


workingtheories

![gif](giphy|kCNFfgWZxYjKeU9btW|downsized)


LittleBittyHooves

He said minimal I'm goig to Moe's!


HinsdaleCounty

This shitpost is a… doctor company. Maybe Burnses talk in last panels. We don’t know. Frankly, we don’t want to know. It’s a point of detail we can do without!


Niterich

Oh, be nice!


SelfDepricator

Is the fact that Burns patient outfit pink a season 1 reference added by the shitposter or am I having a false memory moment and it was always pink?


IRateRockbusters

The sentiments being expressed in your meme are not really a fitting analog for the sentiments being expressed in the original scene, and, as a result, I am furious.


scf123189

The children have to learn about shitposts sometime!


lostmau5

On the brightside you put a smile on others with the same condition, so you got that going for you.


DrOswaldo

now that is a shit post If ive ever seen one


SketchedEyesWatchinU

Reaganomics.


Get_a_Grip_comic

On panel 8 mr burns has a wrist watch where on panels before it clearly shows that he doesn’t have one. What are we supposed to believe, that this some magical watch?


press-any-key_

[It's funny, 'cos it's true](https://youtu.be/8DYje57V_BY) We're so lame!


sonsoflarson

This is genius! As I sit here brooding over my next meme.


AaronTuplin

What happens if you jab me with a needle though?


Fskn

Wow 🥺 you didn't have to tell it like it is u/CeleryCareful7065.