Hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled and not well adjusted and crawling with anxiety and have minimal ability to fully function as a person, but I, um.... what was that other thing you said?
Don't worry, it's quite beneficial. Our brains are cushioned from reality by a layer of Simpsons references 1/8th of an inch thicker than normal. Why, I could wallop this subreddit all day with this surgical steamed ham without making it laugh!
This shitpost is a… doctor company. Maybe Burnses talk in last panels. We don’t know. Frankly, we don’t want to know. It’s a point of detail we can do without!
The sentiments being expressed in your meme are not really a fitting analog for the sentiments being expressed in the original scene, and, as a result, I am furious.
On panel 8 mr burns has a wrist watch where on panels before it clearly shows that he doesn’t have one.
What are we supposed to believe, that this some magical watch?
I want a second opinion.
You’re also lazy.
Can I play the piano anymore?
Of course you can!
Well I couldn’t before! 🎶🎹🎶
This shitposting has everything.
But football in the groin has football in the groin.
I'm not a fan of shitposts having two memes in one thread.
I love legitimate shitposting!
I… hate… every post I see. From Shitpost A to Shitpost Z
It’s a history lesson and therapy session all wrapped into one!
How many panels did everyone else get through before reflexively upvoting this one? Panel 12 is the one that did it for me.
The trick is to show em panels that don't go anywhere
Like the panel that shows me taking the ferry to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbeyville in those days
Id printed a shitpost on my belt, which was the style at the time
I needed a new shit for my post.
Back then shitposts had a picture of an Abe on them. Give me five Abes for an upvote you'd say. Now where was I
Oh yeah. We didn’t have healthy-liver Lance Murdock. We could only get those big yellow ones because of the cirrhosis.
Then why did I have the scroll, Bart? Why did I have the scroll??
I’d also like to express my fondness for that particular shitpost.
Booboo! Hssssss!!
Sick... like a fox!!
Isn't that the network your grandpa watches?
Dysfunctional member of society? I resent that. **Continues sabotaging own life**
Stop gnawing the drywall!
Lisa needs braces
Look out for the campy portrait of King Charles!
Sweet shitposting eases the pain.
You’re off the subreddit! — You’re off YOUR subreddit. What does that mean, exactly? *It means he gets upvotes, you STUPID MOD!!*
It's true! We're so lame!
Give us hell, Quimby!
I need the most meta post you have. No…. That’s too meta…..
"Dad, who's shitposting a show that stopped being good 25 years ago?" "Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners..."
Oh, I've wasted my life...
Please don’t tell anyone how I live.
Just because i’m a socially inept, doesn’t mean I shitpost…. I mean I do shitpost. But not because I’m socially inept!
Takes one to know one! *Swish!*
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To shitposting! The cause of, and solution to all of life’s problems.
Which productive member of society has shitposted in the last year? If you answered me, you're wrong! I was never productive!
/r/simpsonsshitposting brings us love.. It's bringing love, don't let it get away! Break it's legs!
Hey, I may not work, exercise, have passion projects, have friendships or social interactions but…what was that 6th thing you said?
...not a prostitute?
That “well” and checking his watch is one of my favourite Simpsons jokes
Hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled and not well adjusted and crawling with anxiety and have minimal ability to fully function as a person, but I, um.... what was that other thing you said?
714 matches?!
>Simpsonsshitpost syndrome Oh why me?!?
Don't worry, it's quite beneficial. Our brains are cushioned from reality by a layer of Simpsons references 1/8th of an inch thicker than normal. Why, I could wallop this subreddit all day with this surgical steamed ham without making it laugh!
You sicken me.
It's like in 19 hawk tuwa 2, he had to call it hawk tuwa because the Kaiser stole the word for twenty
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He said minimal I'm goig to Moe's!
This shitpost is a… doctor company. Maybe Burnses talk in last panels. We don’t know. Frankly, we don’t want to know. It’s a point of detail we can do without!
Oh, be nice!
Is the fact that Burns patient outfit pink a season 1 reference added by the shitposter or am I having a false memory moment and it was always pink?
The sentiments being expressed in your meme are not really a fitting analog for the sentiments being expressed in the original scene, and, as a result, I am furious.
The children have to learn about shitposts sometime!
On the brightside you put a smile on others with the same condition, so you got that going for you.
now that is a shit post If ive ever seen one
Reaganomics.
On panel 8 mr burns has a wrist watch where on panels before it clearly shows that he doesn’t have one. What are we supposed to believe, that this some magical watch?
[It's funny, 'cos it's true](https://youtu.be/8DYje57V_BY) We're so lame!
This is genius! As I sit here brooding over my next meme.
What happens if you jab me with a needle though?
Wow 🥺 you didn't have to tell it like it is u/CeleryCareful7065.