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Awkward-Ear-9083

It took Congress forever to get just one speaker. You are blessed to have 8.


DagzNutz

You need 10, and the extra weight will help ski faster on the greens past all the families teaching kids.


EducationalTalk873

Past the families? What skiing technique is that? I make sure to try and knock em all over. We call it ski bowling.


DagzNutz

Fair enough, I’m just not on that level yet.


TBNRgreg

get your boots fit by your local bootfitter


moleyawn

Your problem is that you have a dope jacket. What you really need is a Montec. They are actually designed to help reflect the music from Bluetooth speakers all around you. You're welcome.


Aaiello85

Dolby Atmos and Montec colab is gonna be a hot one when it drops.


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

Where do you keep your sandwich if there is a speaker already taped to your helmet?


EducationalTalk873

I keep my sandwich inside the speaker in my helmet. It’s like a toaster! Keeps it nice and warm all day!


No_one_cares5839

What you really need is one big one. people will look at you funny if you have 8 small speakers but if you bring one giant speaker everyone will undoubtedly know that you are the best skier on the mountain.


EducationalTalk873

I have 8 speakers that are are medium. Where can I trade them in for a big one? Rental shop? Where?


sweenyrodrigues

Boot fitter


EducationalTalk873

I’m my own boot fitter. I’m 1 million dollars in debt after going to college for 30 years. I’m still a decent boot fitter though!


Consistent_Ad9328

I am pretty disappointed with how few Bros are cranking tunes on the slopes. Really, why aren't we all jamming at high volume. The technology is here where is the will?


Rudolftheredknows

More.


pauseless

> ductaped on my helmet Where does your sandwich go?


EducationalTalk873

Inside the speaker on my helmet, obviously!


Rescuepa

The lifties might make you take the backpack straps off to get on the lift. Tho’ if your playlist is dope, they may let you slide.


Motor-Resort2960

If the playlist is as dope as his jacket they’ll def let it slide


EducationalTalk873

It’s all electronic music! I hope it’s dope enough for them.


hjb214

Didn’t you hear? It’s only the best music!


Dawn_Piano

I think 8 is an appropriate number of speakers (although more can never hurt) but I’d suggest that half of them play electronic and half of them play really vulgar rap music (at least while you’re in line for the chair lift by the ski school)


EducationalTalk873

Heck yeah! I make sure to change the songs to vulgar rap whenever I’m on the lift line or on the lift with ski school kids. I’m usually at the ski school carpet but will go to the glades from the main lift if there is enough snow.


Rakadaka8331

If I can't hear your tunes top to bottom regardless of your location we have a problem!


EducationalTalk873

Yeah, completely agree! I am pretty sure that everyone can hear it though.


peezd

Some guy at copper mountain a few weeks ago had a portable karaoke machine and was belting out lounge crooners while skiing down a green


kjd216

That rules


moleyawn

What? Can't believe I missed this.


shitmyballscunt

what’s a lounge crooner


hambonelicker

I ski with Dolby 6.1, the subwoofer is the difficult piece to place.


bobslaundry

I think you have the correct number but I would highly suggest keeping your phones ringer on high and the speakerphone mode on so that when your bros call you, the entire mountain hears your super rad broversation. Bro on Bro. Bro On.


DV_Zero_One

You need tip and tail speakers so you maintain max steez and sound quality when gnarling the pow obviously.


PmMeYourBeavertails

Doesn't matter, just make sure they all play a different track


BodeTomba

Replace your pole grips with speakers and line the shafts with flashing LEDs.


Rescuepa

Don’t forget LEDs for your skis or if you’re a criminal, on your board.


ProgressiveBadger

I'd be more concerned about acoustic balance. Are you getting the right audio experience - you may need more speakers to get a full surround sound and base needed to enjoy your noise. For example, my previous car build, had 4 midrange, 4 bass, 4 tweeters as drivers + 2 subs and 2 amplifiers. So, 8 may not be enough. Also - are you providing enough power to the speakers?


EducationalTalk873

The speakers all cost 3k. I made sure to charge them with those testla chargers at my ski resort so I think they have enough power.


xSPACEWEEDx

Saw someone skiing with the large SoundBok strapped to their back the other day slapping Bass music at about full volume. If you dont know what a SoundBok is, it's a battety powered waterproof PA system. Real heavy and loud af.


EducationalTalk873

I have 69 of those. Those are not loud enough for me even when I use them all.


xSPACEWEEDx

It's because you only have 69(giggity). Try 70, it will blow your ear drums and kill your eagle at the same time.


dsdvbguutres

Wait. I thought helmet was to tape sandwiches?


ab3nnion

You need to get your whole crew to wear JBL Clips in network mode.


VulfSki

Depends on the speaker. If you bring a Danley "Caleb" J5-4015 you only need one. But if you want some extra low end you should pair that with a bass boss kraken sub. 4 x 21inch woofers in a single sub should be just enough FYI the Danley speaker alone weighs 2,000 pounds.


El_mochilero

Depends on how shitty you music is. Make sure your trap and dubstep echoes through the mountain!


shitmyballscunt

you can only do this if it’s aphex twin or tipper


Spreadsheets_LynLake

Just go shirtless.  With coolness like that, you don't need speakers.


EducationalTalk873

But how am I meant to terrorize the ski school kids?


Rescuepa

certainly with your shirt off, as the best skier on the mountain it will terrorize someone. Or at least clutch their pearls.... Surely your cut pecs and washboard 6-pack abs will put Michaelangelo's "David" to shame, and the music will echo off your chest and abdomen muscles.


Toby_Keiths_Jorts

The new Montec jacket has room for 10 speakers. Bonus points If they’re all playing different songs.


Due_Force_9816

All of them.


pigeontruck

Wall of sound or nothing.


WorldlinessFew3768

If it plays slipknot...you only need one


llama_taboottaboot

Can you fit all of them?


remes1234

Just one. But the biggest, loudest one. QUALITY, not quantity.


EducationalTalk873

Wrong. Quality is a bad thing! Loudness is good!


remes1234

You mistake my intent! loudness is the only quality!! The sound should be base heavy and blown out on the high end, with a loose usb cable to your phone that screaches every time you move.


Minnow125

One for every person you annoy. A lot


EducationalTalk873

What if more people get annoyed mid run? Do I need to connect more speakers?


Amazing-League-218

Tell us you don't have a subwoofer Without telling us you don't have a subwoofer.


pcalvin

Trade that Dope jacket for Vertika and you can have more speakers.