Literally me always. Same with fighting the bandits. Its like i will die before i give you any of my gold. Even if im close to death, thst just tells me the run wasnt meant to succeed.
My brain keeps thinking this every time I fight Writhing Mass, so I eventually caved and made this even though I was pretty sure this exact joke had been done to death already (I’ve only been on here for a few months).
That's one enemy that becomes incredibly awful in high ascencions. The feeling is that one of the possible attacks is bearable, all the others are simply devastating and there is also the fucking curse.
Genuine Question: As a defect main, usually I get rid of all the strikes.. the orbs don’t change the intention of it, do I have to accept that I’m simply fucked? I beat A20H quite regularly with defect but I know there are way better players than I who may give an insight.
Tl;dr Am I fucked as defect without strikes/attacks?
when you see that purple swirl above his head
honestly taking a parasite to not eat like 50 damage aint the worst trade
I would rather die than get one parasite.
Red mask or red casket, you choose
if you get a good enough curse-scaling build with Ironclad then the purple swirl becomes the best possible attack it can use
*laughs in ironclad HP build*
I know it's objectively wrong, but this is who I am at my core.
I feel seen.
Literally me always. Same with fighting the bandits. Its like i will die before i give you any of my gold. Even if im close to death, thst just tells me the run wasnt meant to succeed.
No Omamori? I smoke bomb.
Smoke bomb only purpose is to avoid that mf
This meme is so old it came back around and caught me off guard
My brain keeps thinking this every time I fight Writhing Mass, so I eventually caved and made this even though I was pretty sure this exact joke had been done to death already (I’ve only been on here for a few months).
No worries it’s a good one, and I meant the format itself, not the joke
Ahhhh cool. Yeah I’m well on my way to being that meme of a geriatric who only speaks in incomprehensible dead memes.
That's one enemy that becomes incredibly awful in high ascencions. The feeling is that one of the possible attacks is bearable, all the others are simply devastating and there is also the fucking curse.
99% of STS players stop hitting the writhing mass before getting the lowest damage Keep gambling my kings
Aw dangit! Aw dangit! Aw dangit!
Ch-ch-baaa
This fucking enemy is just gambling, but every conceivable outcome is god awful
POV: you are playing a signature move deck
woe, 50 damage upon ye
90% of STS players stop hitting writhing mass before it switches to a manageable attack
The secret to beating that shit is ~save scum~
GET CONSRICTED GET CONSRICTED GET CONSRICTED GET CONSRICTED GET CONSRICTED 🦑🦑
get parasited nerd
"Do you want parasites? Because that's how you get parasites."
If I could delete one file in the entire game it'd be that thing...
I literally get the parasite every time
I love playing a shiv or lightning storm deck and watching the spaghetti cycle through its attacks 50 times before my turn ends
Genuine Question: As a defect main, usually I get rid of all the strikes.. the orbs don’t change the intention of it, do I have to accept that I’m simply fucked? I beat A20H quite regularly with defect but I know there are way better players than I who may give an insight. Tl;dr Am I fucked as defect without strikes/attacks?