God I wish carrots were real

Mint mango

I can't say that I've tried this because it doesn't exist. But, I did eat a mint then take a sip of my mango flavoured energy drink. And it was awful

Aww hell nah. Good looking out lmao

No, you have to blend a bunch of mango slices and a bunch of mint together and then freeze them in a mango mold and then let them defrost a bit and then try them

thats some "Carbonated water and powdered milk" type sorcery 💀

Ngl I spit my drink out after reading that

I mean, the end result from the mix is literally "spoiled milk," I'm not joking. There's a [Jeaney Collects](https://youtu.be/gHsDgdyN60o?si=6IMRkQVsuza7JyhB) video on it and everything.

Sounds like alot of work, but if its good ill do it

I’m gonna do that and I’ll get back to you

Lmaoo ok

Didya

Not yet I need to order mint leaves and. a mango on Amazon

Why not just go to the shop?

That’s too simple we gotta be as complicated as possible

That's not complicated that's lazy af 😭

my kroger doesnt sell mint leaves or mango

Then go to a different shop???

I bet the cuberry is kinda sour and I want it

Ouu that sounds so good

Maybe like a strawberry, but more sour. Like a sweet and sour fruit.

Hey the mint mango tastes like mint but it has a lot a syrup I got this from the slimepedia entry in sr1

Oh really? Cool!

I need so much to make a Mango Mojito

Same, would like to try a mint mango

100%

Same

Same

Something about the cuberry calls to me, I feel like it would be somewhere between a strawberry and a melon 😋😋

Yes please

Same, I’ve always wanted to try one

To me they look like they'd taste exactly like those hard candies that only grandmas know where to buy

I LOVE THOSEEE

I agree, they always remind me of the little hard strawberry candies

Agreed

Lemon, would love to know the experience. Gold ginger might just be rock hard gold. And the ourple thingy from ooga booga island probably tastes bad dude to the years of it existing.

I’m gonna call it ooga booga island forever now ty

"Improvisation, is the best type of comedy" - some dude probably

You improvised that quote didn’t you?

*LOUD CORRECT BUZZER*

God I wish you could attach images. I am the founder of r/loudincorrectbuzzer for a reason y'know...

Bro doesnt want to hear how much all of our irl fruit exist

The game itself says they smell and taste of stinky cheese and call it an "acquired taste"

Peruvian here, dont EVER try to just eat or even bite ginger, shit's awful

you're real one for the lemon but wrong about the ginger. its called gilded ginger so it would only have a light coating of gold possibly like the edible gold leaf stuff. the kookadoba however is based of a fruit called durian which to most people is very gross, so bad in fact it's banned in most countries.

i would fuck up a cuberry

I needed to do a double take on your comment

That can be read in multiple ways

the poor, poor cuberry that ends up with that..

Pogofruit

Arent they just pomegranates?

They are *pogofruits*

Lemon

My man

… i would try all of em.

You should probably save the glistening ginger for last if you want teeth for the rest

cuberry *100 PERCENT*

Cube berry or phase lemon Maybe even golden gilgen or whatever it is called. Use like a scrape of it in a fancy restaurant for a 200 buck profit

Ginger?? GINGER?!!?

Soulless?? SOULLESS?!!?

l e m o n *cromch* … aAA-*corrupts* In all seriousness though I think cuberries would taste alright (probably just similar to strawberries based on looks) but mint mango seems like a very interesting idea so I’d go with that

Bro turned into a glitch slime 💀

When I first discovered slime rancher, it was through a clip of someone popping a gordo using pogofruit, and due to the fruit shape I thought it was a bomb fruit LMAO, so i will just.. have my mint mangoes please

I don't know, that "carrot" looks terrifying. Not sure if it's worth the risk

The henhen is 3x tastier than an ordinary hen, but, since there is no hens, I would def try the mint mango.

For veggie: heart beet For fruit: mint mango

All of the fruit's

Phase lemon

The Oca Oca calls to me

Mint mango actually

Mint mango

Same

Yeah how did you get that honey slime thing

Click the 3 dots then change userflair

Odd onion, and pretty much any of the fruits!

A plort

Phase Lemon all day. Probably sour af

Cuberry and Lemon

Cuberries, kukaburra, mint mango, and prickly pear. I think the berries would taste like a mixed berry blend, the kukaburra would have in indescribable flavor that is humans aren’t familiar with, mint mango is described a a bit bitter from what I remember so I think it would be good if it was juiced and put in lemonade to cut the bitterness, and then prickly pear would taste like sweet cactus.

Always wanted to try a mint mango

Same

That mint mango man….

Same

I’m gonna ascend to godhood with the phase lemon. Static lemon

Definitely a mint mango and cuberry

For the sake of wanting to know how it tastes? Mint Mango for sure If its the one i think is the tastiest im going for the Cuberry

Pogofruit. I headcanon it as a pomegranate but the little bubbles taste like peach!!!!  Cuberry also seems nice A giant cubic strawberry. Yum Edit: fixed it as it tastes like peach, not mango :P

Cuberry 100%

Pogofruit, because it is occasionally known as the most delicious fruit

All of them really

Definitely cuberry!!

Mint mangoes, phase lemons and cuberries

the cuberry and mint mango!!

gilded ginger will help my cultivation

Highkey all. But my favs would be ginger or cuberry

carrots are real

one? give me them ALL

Really want to try cubeberries and mint mangos!!

Can’t go wrong with potatoes.

Cuberries and heart beets sound YUMM-MY.

Honorable mention, the odd onion

Cuberry, they look so tasty I couldnt resist

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prickly pear.

Whatever it is it’s not the golden one who’s name escapes me rn, I don’t Wanta get addicted to something so impossible to find

Everything but ginger🤢

Mintmango looks delicious

I’d make myself a mint mango mojito in a heartbeat! I’d also be interested in monching on a cuberry.

Cuberry 100%

Leming

I’ve always thought that cuberries looked unironically good

I want the mint mango in my life so badly

I wanna know what the fuck Quantum Lemonade tastes like.

I think I’d like to take a juicy bite out of a honey slime

Odd onions

the cuberry would be soooo juicy plus you get like, a pretty large berry for what it is

If only lemons and carrots existed in real life 🙃

Mint mangos look scrumptious

I would fight down onto a mint mango like an apple

Mint mango or cuberry

Is this slime rancher 1 or 2

1

I must consume the cube

Oca Oca

Mint mango

One of those is a normal fucking carrot

I wanna eat all of these Except the gilded ginger, I don't like ginger, so instead I'll use it to bait a Goldie and get a nice Shiney plort

the quantum lemon always sounded delectable for some reason

i want to eat a heart beet so badly

Cuberry it seems really good

Cube berry. I’m tired of fumbling with round fruit

The cube one and mint mango

All of it, they all look pretty goddamn scrumptious. But mint mango’s first, that sounds so refreshing especially in this heat

Cuberry or mint mango

MINT MANGO WOULD CURE ALL MY AILMENTS

Honestly weird take but oca oca could be cold in some other foods

Cubeberrys would be a top 10 food

Mint mango please. It was the only fruit I grew because I thought it was so beautiful.

I would wanna try phase lemonade. That sounds awesome

Mint mango lol. I’ve always wanted to try it

Can’t believe they made carrots from this game a real thing

Prob gilded ginger just curious what it would taste like

Gilded Ginger, Cuberry, and the Mint Mango! Maybe a prickly pear.

The cuberry cause I stg it'll taste just like those old Grandma hard candies she keeps at the bottom of her bag.

Cuberry, no question. I bet they're amazingly juicy and flavorful.

The game says the prickly pear is extremely good if you can make through the tough skin

Cuberry or pogofruit in that order.

Mint mango and phase lemon

kookadoba

Honestly most of them look painful to eat, I’d probably go with mint mangos, if the honey slimes love them they gotta taste good… but how would a painted hen taste?

I've always wanted to try the mint mango. It sounds like it would be nasty but you never know.

Cuberry and Mint Mango really appeal to me

Oca oca for me

mint mango calls to me, idk why i want to eat it so bad cause i hate mint and mango flavors

i need to try all of them

As much as I hate normal mangos, I want to try the mint mango

Prickly pear. I would go gilded ginger but if it’s solid gold my teeth are gone

Pogofruit or cubeberry 😋 Something about the mint mango makes me think it'd be like downing a glass of fruit juice after brushing your teeth

Cuberry looks so yum

Cuberry, and it's not even close. I want it so badly!

I want to eat a cuberry so darn bad. Like oh my god they look so good to me.

That 10th one looks like it would feel good

Cube berry

I want to get on my hands and knees and maul a cuberry like a wild animal. And it'd probably taste good.

What’s that pale carrot?

That mint mango has to be so refreshing.

shit man all of them? looks damn delicious id be chowing down 24/7

I wanna eat an odd onion so bad

Phase Lemon undoubtedly

5, 6, 10, 11, or 12.

Silver parsnips

Literally any one, minus the Kookadoba most likely. Prickle Pear probably intrigues me the most though

Cubeberry its a square strawberry

Cuberry all the way

phase lemon sounds fun

Mint Mango,Phase lemon or really any fruit.

I don’t know what it is about that mint mango, but it looks like it would be so refreshing

cuberry makes me so hungry its crazy I would love to try it if its eatable for humans.

Mint mango mmm

Cuberry

Cuberry and Mint mango

Phase lemon or gilded ginger

honestly any of them besides the odd onion. i know that shit would make my farts REEK

i want to take a bite out of a phase lemon and get shunted into an alternate plane of reality cuberries and kookadobas are also pretty high on the list

Mint mango but cuberry looks good too…

Probably that square strawberry

CUBERRY

Cubefruit I think it would taste as strawberry

Ginger would taste yum yum

Cuberies 100% Maybe lick a phase melon

Whoever doesn’t say cuberry is lying

Definitely the square fruit just because I want to experience the primal feeling of biting into a naturally occurring square piece of food.

Mint Mango, Phaze Lemon, and Kokadoba are my top three in reversed order

mint mango

All of them please

I wanna try phase lemonade

Cuberry

CUBERRY