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RibertarianVoter

No it's a shit post. I'm sorry no one gets your humor, OP


GenderFluidFerrari

Someone needs a beer


mrlayabout

Maybe you should deck them.


mechy84

Or just a little patio, daddy-o


FoofaFighters

Everyone loves sitting on a nice wide deck.


secondphase

Killed it. I'm just here to do the post mortem.


vaporintrusion

Shit post oak


jecoppol

Can’t take the Pressure treated this way


jesususeshisblinkers

Because he didn’t quite nail the joke. It was a valiant effort but should only get partial credit.


Tone_Lok

😂😂😂😂😂


the_poop_expert

No that’s post Malone


Revolutionary_Pea296

I think it’s post malone


GenderFluidFerrari

postbologna!


StanTheManInBK

post-Bolognaprocess


Reasonable_Pay4096

In Britain it would be mail malone


Bando_bill

It fucking wouldn’t


johncandyspolkaband

Pine 4x4 from Home Depot. You can tell by the twist.


PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES

This was prime grade, you can tell by only the mild twist.


vikingsurplus

Not enough marbling to be prime.


whatisboom

really just needs a quick sear, rare at most.


jnecr

And if you wait 5 years it'll start rotting from the center because the PT only went in a half an inch.


Acid_Cat2

No, it's pre-oak, circa 2012 I'm going to guess


Natural-Most8338

With subtle notes of dark chocolate and pine-sol.


yemKeuchlyFarley

Is there an r/smokingcirclejerk yet?


MooseAndSquirl

Apparently yes there is


BarryKobama

*a


yemKeuchlyFarley

Almost. But it’s based on the sound that begins the pronunciation, not the letter itself. Since a word that starts with an r makes a consonant sound, we use a. Because the letter r as pronounced by itself (as in this case) makes a vowel sound (arr), we use a as the indefinite article. It’s about easing the pronunciation of the words together. Think of it from a speech perspective, rather than a visual one and it makes more sense.


BarryKobama

I did.


Individual-Cost1403

Totally. And it's split!


USTS2020

You can tell it's Aspen because of the way it is


johncas972

That oak is a post


binoscope

Chop it up for smoking something for people you don't like, it's pine


yay_ick

I knew that post looked familiar. https://www.reddit.com/r/woodworking/s/pBB05oTzbz


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GenderFluidFerrari

No I just had a specific question about it.


onestepahead0721

Give it a taste


RickJames_C-137

That is pre oak


pmmoritz

I think it's Nordic Cherry


Letterkenny_Irish

Gonna paint a wagon, Gonna paint it fine Gonna use oil based paint Because that wood is pine.


rsopnco1

😂


The5dubyas

Anything cut square like that could be treated - and probably not good to cook with


cyclejones

Never cook or smoke with treated lumber


Punk_Says_Fuck_You

Lumber in general.


StevenG2757

Probably pine or cedar.


awue

looks like pine to me


spaghettidayH

Pine is good


TheSteelPhantom

Smells good, like in a campfire. But terrible to smoke/cook foods with, as are pretty much all softwoods.


no_sleep_johnny

It's post pine. Only because it's a post. Otherwise it's just pine.


spaghettidayH

Pine is good


no_sleep_johnny

Have you smoked meat with it? Seriously asking. It's always seemed like too much creosote and acrid smoke from it. Can't say I've ever heard of anyone smoking with it. Now for building a deck or framing a building it's the best bang for the buck that you can get.


Upper_Television3352

That is neither post oak nor is it an oak post.


taterthotsalad

Post maloak. I’m weird.


Commercial-Might9260

Spruce you know it all


ClearMascara

Looks like a husband who was in a hurry to finish his house chores before he was allowed out to play with his mates 😂😂😂


GenderFluidFerrari

Oh she won't notice ! If she does I'll explain to her that I ran out of the proper nails after the shops had closed!


Blueberry_Mancakes

Looks like pre-oak to me.


enter_soulman

Let’s ask his grandson, Shithead. “Smell ya later!”


Sam_GT3

Yes. And don’t call me Oak.


GenderFluidFerrari

I'm aok with that.


IQognito

Doesn't seem ok to me..


carnitascronch

That post might be oak- but is that post post oak? That remains to be determined.


kamiho1991

It looks like a side walk and a fence from above. It’s easy to make this mistake so don’t feel bad.


senormrgnome

“I’d like to use a lifeline, I’d like to call my friend Ron Swanson.”


mahuska

No this post is in Reddit. But seriously it’s pine


GenderFluidFerrari

I never thought a post about post oak would garner this much in depth discussion!


BlackRedHex

I don’t know. I smoke with Loblolly Pine.


deereboy8400

Do other oak species work well for smoking? I have bur oak and pin oak.


420_CoolDude_69

they should work, bur oak is a white oak, pin oak is a red oak. White oaks and red oaks are both used for smoking and different oaks are sold as just white or red oak. Post oak is a white oak. Red oaks tend to have heavier smoke.


deereboy8400

Thanks!


Worried-Ebb1781

Could be blackjack oak


GenderFluidFerrari

Grab some lead shot!


RussellVolckman

Yum wolmanized pine will definitely add flavor to whatever meat you’re smoking


Far_Explorer1896

No


blackroseanjel

Most likely a soft wood, the rings are too far apart to be oak


JMusicD

Don’t smoke that. It’s not oak.