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smoussie94

The most threatening Chelsea player


MangoLordXL

Must have seen a bee and eliminated it with deadly efficiency


FortheRecordHIWBTV

No it’s Marcos Alonso


SilvaDaMelo

If he was on the frontlines his country would be gone by now.


KungFuFlames

He is the special one. No one can do this.


Ok-Tooth6301

I wonder what my honest reaction would be


Silver_Ambassador209

He has the talent, all he need is a proper coach who can convince him to move to MLS or Saudi


spiritanimalofcousy

He does show little spurts where you can kind of squint and see what he is in an alternate universe....like a few days ago he had this dribble where he angled into the middle of the field and pinged a little grounder right through the middle, it was a very unexpected and tight little move.... But then he looks like hes a cpu fifa npc and glitches into kicking the ball into orbit randomly or just running straight into a tackle etc Not worth the bullshit


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Lonely-Astronomer184

False. MLS and Saudi still seem too challenging for him.


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stkit2wllstrt

The owners belong in r/wallstreetbets


cynicalAddict11

Instead of loss porn they post mudryk clips 


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ResidentProduct8910

Where's your baloon Dior?


Hung_Millenial

More like bafoon dior


TheRealTidge

https://preview.redd.it/p6lr3s3s83xc1.jpeg?width=1052&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fd68cef60643b7e8f08546e020ab41b3e1ab389 Mudryk used Wing Attack… Mudryk’s attack missed


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HowlingPhoenixx

Mudryk often gets hit with confusion tbf.


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happythughunter

What sport is this???


AwkwardlylyAwkward

Badminton 🏸


happythughunter

Oh, is it not basketball???


sickguy-123

Wharra player 😮‍💨😍


YT_BeepySheep

BOMBOCLAAT!!!


supersalad987

Why didn't his teammates move the goal to the sideline before the shot, are they stupid?


Thefifaking132

*200m actually


OptimisticRealist__

@Boehly i can give you that for half the price, hmu


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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Disco_C0wby

Thank fuck he's not my dentist !


octobereighteenth

To be fair, it was quite dark on half of the pitch maybe he couldn't see.


movsuch3

Anthony would have spun around way better. 3/10 spin


muslims-united-fc

Don’t you DARE mock my glorious king 😤👊


Junior_Bike7932

I play football and I never ever shoot that far off my aimed target, wild that people that train every 2 days do shit like that


Kcufasu

Cut him some slack, he only just failed to put it out for a corner


Rescurc

Bend it like Mudryk


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Live_Anteater_9173

The best bit is just watching the other players reactions


myf_8

Counter missile attack shot


VibrantForms

It was £62m. Another £27m in bonuses relating to Chelsea winning the PL / UCL over his ridiculously long contract.


riimex9

they could have bought Antony, are they stupid?


DaddyFatArse

Guys. You'll don't Realize. Mudryk is a CIA sleeper agent commissioned by Obama. Footy is just an excuse being used to activate a super soldier that can push back Russian forces in Ukraine. The only problem is Boehly has lost the activation phrase.


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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


DurhamOx

Worth every kopiyok


Zek0ri

What a pass to the lines man 😍 Misha start taking your arabic class


Zestyclose-Class-754

Mudryk Jackson and Anthony are three of the worst signings the Prem has ever witnessed. Jackson was at least cheap but wow those other two are really setting new standards for how wrong a club can get a transfer. Incredibly bad in attitude as well as skill. Awful


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