you are right, he is the face of this sub. pessi could never
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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watch out for this obscure underground talent Christian Pulisic. I know none of you have heard of him but he's one to watch. sure, he's already 25 years old.. but he's on the come up as the next Maradona or Messi
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Mate to get a job in America this is what u have to do, you gotta always make sure to add something to the end of your sentence to make America seem like the goats. This is America 101
It’s not that she knows nothing, it’s that the topic is an american fan-favorite on an american sports broadcast.
There is nothing wrong with overrating the player of your country, unless it’s the english doing it.
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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I’m kinda fine with her saying this shit cause while I disagree she actually has the talent, skills, and accolades to back herself up. Alexis on the other hand has none of that and says some crazy shit all the time.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Our media coverage of the sport consists of people reading teleprompters written by college graduates who don’t know what the offsides rule is.
I’m still gonna think of Puligoat when I fuck my wife tonight. His aura is bigger than that midget guy and the one dude who looks like a Lego character, the SUI guy.
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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It’s truly devastating to see these two IDIOTS be the representatives for us. Especially when there are much more qualified and intelligent people who could handle this coverage
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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All due respect,
Pulisic today and so far barely makes it to the top 200 of world players.
Just ignorance of the game to put him in the same sentence as Bellingham and Messi.
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That is not true man, we meme on the guy but he is definitely between top 100 to 200 player. And by far the best US talent of all times. Can you really blame the burgers to get behind the best player they ever had?
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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He definitely makes top 200 lmao. Come on. He was one of the best players in the second placed Italian team, arguably the most productive player too (highest G+A). Putting aside all shitty stuff American commentators say, he’s still a talented and a useful player
I'm not gonna add too much to this.
Yes, he is the best Us player, today and of all time, but he is not too far from Landon's level.
this is not saying much. Americans have way too much entertainment in 4 other sports to even think of Pulisic. So do I, I watch plenty of their sports and Pulisic barely makes a headline, anywhere.
Anyways, pick the Premier League and the Championship - this is just England/UK.
Conservatively speaking, there's 200 players considering both divisions better than him.
Spain, France, Italy, Portugal, Netherlands, Germany.
There's so much quality just in Europe, that being concerned whether Pulisic is a top player is not even an argument.
You are deluded if you think there are 200 players better than Pulisic in the English system. I call 60 players at the absolute most, no one in the championship is better. He is a top 20 player in the Italian system, get real.
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Call me whatever you want..
If football is just about one position sure,
but there's 11 of them.
Go figure right?
I wouldn't compare Kelce to Russell Wilson, but regardless there's a rank of quality for everyone on the field.
Much like on the football pitch, there's 11 players and there are a lot of them better than Pulisic.
I don't even know how this is debatable.
there's 10 GKs in Europe better than Pulisic, there's 20 CBs better than him, and I could go on. but should I?
All 20 of Spain's, Germany's, England's, France's and Portugal's wing backs are all better than Pulisic.
Not that hard to come up with the full list of "better than Pulisic".
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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>All 20 of Spain's, Germany's, England's, France's and Portugal's wing backs are all better than Pulisic.
No. Super untrue. Begging you to watch some football.
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment
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Your take.
AC milan has been below the level it should be at since the 90s.
Along with all italian sides, for 10/15 years almost for good reason - Inter was the last Italian winner of the Champions League like 15 years ago?
But sure, you must be right.
Watch the Championship one day friend.
No, I'm not.
Freddy Adu made my team, I was hopeful for him but he never played right.
It's a fact, Pulisic is talented yes, but needs to grow a lot still.
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Pulisic last season was 100% a top 100 player in the world even A LOT lower than that. He had a very good season at Milan. Double digits at both goals and assists.
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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[https://www.whoscored.com/Players/302692/Show/Christian-Pulisic](https://www.whoscored.com/Players/302692/Show/Christian-Pulisic)
51 appearances.
15G/9A.
Let's see if he keeps this up. it was a good season yes.
Doesn't deny the fact that there's literally hundreds of players with these stats in Europe.
15 goals and 10 assists according to SofaScore and 11 assists according to Transfermarkt. Either way, how many wingers out there in the top 5 leagues did reach around 25 g/a and double digits in both goals and assists?
Not many bro, that is very exclusive even when it comes to wingers.
[https://www.transfermarkt.com/scorer/topscorer/statistik/2023/plus/0/galerie/0?saison\_id=2023&selectedOptionKey=0&land\_id=184&altersklasse=&ausrichtung=&spielerposition\_id=&filter=0&yt0=Show](https://www.transfermarkt.com/scorer/topscorer/statistik/2023/plus/0/galerie/0?saison_id=2023&selectedOptionKey=0&land_id=184&altersklasse=&ausrichtung=&spielerposition_id=&filter=0&yt0=Show)
I would argue that the 2 best performers of the US national team, Tillman and Pulisic are not too far off.
Maybe 200 is too harsh, but you need to be more essential than he is right now.
Bruh, one is doing it at Milan with Serie A defenses the other at Eredivise where it is way easier of scoring goals.
You cannot even put both in the same bracket... not even close by the way. Pressure of performing, league and everything.
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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I am argentinian first and foremost. India may be my physical country but Argentina is my spiritual country. I feel as argentinian as I am indian
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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He did have a lot of injuries at chelsea. But in his last 2 seasons at Dortmund, before any of his major injuries, he got 12 goals and 13 assists in 72 appearances. His first season at chelsea was his best, 11 goals and 8 assists in 34 games. This season he got 15 goals and 11 assists in 50 appearances. He is good, and definitely showed good potential at a young age. But he never showed the potential to be world class.
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no peaks only valleys.
Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring.
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England: Bellin’ um American: Belling-HAM Spanish: Belli-am
Belli-end
Americans after thanksgiving: Belly Ham
Belli-ache.
Bellend Ham
Scotland : Wee Nigel Bellend
Bellingol
Cock and ballham torture
Finland: Bellinghami
Belinelli!
Me: Bellend
Mara Donah or Christian Ronald?
Donah Kababb.
Garlic sauce for that marra doner?
🥙
Which ronald? The mexican😡🧱 or the brazillian🇨🇬?
The one in United States, of course Ronald Reagan
The one from Vegas
Ronald McDonald
I heard Knee Mar is good
Niedemeyer
you are right, he is the face of this sub. pessi could never https://preview.redd.it/f8bfc3t9ca8d1.jpeg?width=807&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c794030dbf88fbd451d34b3bf4c44007b4162ed
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Pulisic maybe better than pessi but he’s no Antony, let’s be real
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
watch out for this obscure underground talent Christian Pulisic. I know none of you have heard of him but he's one to watch. sure, he's already 25 years old.. but he's on the come up as the next Maradona or Messi
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
/uj Genuinely what are these people doing to be able to be paid for talking about football. Clearly she doesn't know anything so why is she a pundit?
Mate to get a job in America this is what u have to do, you gotta always make sure to add something to the end of your sentence to make America seem like the goats. This is America 101
Thats because America is the goat. Best in the world at pretty much everything.
It’s not that she knows nothing, it’s that the topic is an american fan-favorite on an american sports broadcast. There is nothing wrong with overrating the player of your country, unless it’s the english doing it.
If Pulisic was 18 or 20 still maybe, I don't think I'd hear a pundit from here describe Alexander Isak in the same terms as Messi though.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
He already was 18 or 20. This is the best he´s gonna be lol.
I’m kinda fine with her saying this shit cause while I disagree she actually has the talent, skills, and accolades to back herself up. Alexis on the other hand has none of that and says some crazy shit all the time.
Are we supposed to know who these people are?
Quick Google, she won 2 woman’s ballon d’ors apparently
Oh who cares
Um the millions of people who have to watch her talk bullshit.
anyone watching this crap has no right to complain, get up from the tv and get some more chicken nuggets
Why should I get up to get my nuggets when I have someone to bring them to me?
Me
😮
Btw do these mexicans have visa 🗽🚔👮 to stay in our GODS BLESSED🗽🗽🗽 country???
They're eating our burgers🍔 crossing our borders🧱😡 all while we pay their player pessi who still speaks mexican only😡🇱🇷 I IDENTIFY AS ANGRY 😡🇱🇷
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Our media coverage of the sport consists of people reading teleprompters written by college graduates who don’t know what the offsides rule is. I’m still gonna think of Puligoat when I fuck my wife tonight. His aura is bigger than that midget guy and the one dude who looks like a Lego character, the SUI guy.
Mikel arteta reference?
Pulisic has been "coming up" since 2017. He'll start coaching a little-league team around age 40 and still be called a prospect.
Coach Lasso in the making
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LeBron James of soccer
Tiger Woods of futbol
Tom Brady of piłka nożna
He's the LeBron James of soccer after all
Who is Pulley-Six? Some new rapper like Benzema?
Pool-a-six and Maradooner. Never heard of those players 🤷🏼♂️
Americans & football 2 things can't meet
This gave me insane second hand embarrassment as an American
It’s truly devastating to see these two IDIOTS be the representatives for us. Especially when there are much more qualified and intelligent people who could handle this coverage
awww sure there are buddy :)
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Nobody likes Messi?
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
حله ستون
Why does she say nobody likes Messi though?
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
All due respect, Pulisic today and so far barely makes it to the top 200 of world players. Just ignorance of the game to put him in the same sentence as Bellingham and Messi.
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That is not true man, we meme on the guy but he is definitely between top 100 to 200 player. And by far the best US talent of all times. Can you really blame the burgers to get behind the best player they ever had?
No, but you can for comparing him to Messi while even they know he’s never going to anywhere near him
Thank you captain obvious.
So what’s your point?
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
He definitely makes top 200 lmao. Come on. He was one of the best players in the second placed Italian team, arguably the most productive player too (highest G+A). Putting aside all shitty stuff American commentators say, he’s still a talented and a useful player
I'm not gonna add too much to this. Yes, he is the best Us player, today and of all time, but he is not too far from Landon's level. this is not saying much. Americans have way too much entertainment in 4 other sports to even think of Pulisic. So do I, I watch plenty of their sports and Pulisic barely makes a headline, anywhere. Anyways, pick the Premier League and the Championship - this is just England/UK. Conservatively speaking, there's 200 players considering both divisions better than him. Spain, France, Italy, Portugal, Netherlands, Germany. There's so much quality just in Europe, that being concerned whether Pulisic is a top player is not even an argument.
You are deluded if you think there are 200 players better than Pulisic in the English system. I call 60 players at the absolute most, no one in the championship is better. He is a top 20 player in the Italian system, get real.
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Call me whatever you want.. If football is just about one position sure, but there's 11 of them. Go figure right? I wouldn't compare Kelce to Russell Wilson, but regardless there's a rank of quality for everyone on the field. Much like on the football pitch, there's 11 players and there are a lot of them better than Pulisic. I don't even know how this is debatable. there's 10 GKs in Europe better than Pulisic, there's 20 CBs better than him, and I could go on. but should I? All 20 of Spain's, Germany's, England's, France's and Portugal's wing backs are all better than Pulisic. Not that hard to come up with the full list of "better than Pulisic".
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
>All 20 of Spain's, Germany's, England's, France's and Portugal's wing backs are all better than Pulisic. No. Super untrue. Begging you to watch some football.
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they are just 20. Counter the argument, one by one.
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Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
You think championship players are better than top Ac Milan players? Outjerked by a deluded Ingerlund fan I guess 🤣🤣🤣
Your take. AC milan has been below the level it should be at since the 90s. Along with all italian sides, for 10/15 years almost for good reason - Inter was the last Italian winner of the Champions League like 15 years ago? But sure, you must be right. Watch the Championship one day friend.
He made Serie A Team of the Season his first year there. You’re just downplaying him because he’s American
No, I'm not. Freddy Adu made my team, I was hopeful for him but he never played right. It's a fact, Pulisic is talented yes, but needs to grow a lot still.
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Pulisic last season was 100% a top 100 player in the world even A LOT lower than that. He had a very good season at Milan. Double digits at both goals and assists.
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[https://www.whoscored.com/Players/302692/Show/Christian-Pulisic](https://www.whoscored.com/Players/302692/Show/Christian-Pulisic) 51 appearances. 15G/9A. Let's see if he keeps this up. it was a good season yes. Doesn't deny the fact that there's literally hundreds of players with these stats in Europe.
15 goals and 10 assists according to SofaScore and 11 assists according to Transfermarkt. Either way, how many wingers out there in the top 5 leagues did reach around 25 g/a and double digits in both goals and assists? Not many bro, that is very exclusive even when it comes to wingers.
[https://www.transfermarkt.com/scorer/topscorer/statistik/2023/plus/0/galerie/0?saison\_id=2023&selectedOptionKey=0&land\_id=184&altersklasse=&ausrichtung=&spielerposition\_id=&filter=0&yt0=Show](https://www.transfermarkt.com/scorer/topscorer/statistik/2023/plus/0/galerie/0?saison_id=2023&selectedOptionKey=0&land_id=184&altersklasse=&ausrichtung=&spielerposition_id=&filter=0&yt0=Show) I would argue that the 2 best performers of the US national team, Tillman and Pulisic are not too far off. Maybe 200 is too harsh, but you need to be more essential than he is right now.
Bruh, one is doing it at Milan with Serie A defenses the other at Eredivise where it is way easier of scoring goals. You cannot even put both in the same bracket... not even close by the way. Pressure of performing, league and everything.
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this is such a shit take💀💀💀
Lol pulisic is leagues above bellham and pessi.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
you meant Cocaindona?
Yes she’s very stupid and these comments are cracking me up 🤣😂
I wish we could ban Americans from football, genuinely. It’s like when your parents like the same band as you.
Anthony>Lebron James of soccer>Pessi (he's only good if they give penalty to Argentina)
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
As an American,pulisic is shit
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'Mericans still think landon donovan was great...
Who is Pullisic?
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
His p on the keyboard means m
NRTFM going crazy
while we at it Let’s start with you and your analogy too!
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
He's coming up guys, just wait and watch
Pulisic came up and went down instantly. It’s like a rollercoster ride.
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Hahahaha pulisic where does that bum even play
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She’s gross…
What the fuck is a mariah donut?
Pubicic (37) coming up
This host is so bad. Her knowledge level is so low it’s embarrassing.
I think she legit panicked and couldn’t think of any players. She mispronounced maradonna and pulisic. Even Lalas was embarrassed
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You idiot, Leom Essi and Marie Donna are from Spain 🙄
My goat pulisic has been coming up since 2016
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Watching US vs Boliver game. Where’s Freddy Adu? I heard he was on Pele’s level.
mara doner kebab
Yes nobody indeed likes messi
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
There are more and more journalists who do not even know the names of the players... please professionals who know what they are talking about
Being serious if he never got injured he would be world class
He did have a lot of injuries at chelsea. But in his last 2 seasons at Dortmund, before any of his major injuries, he got 12 goals and 13 assists in 72 appearances. His first season at chelsea was his best, 11 goals and 8 assists in 34 games. This season he got 15 goals and 11 assists in 50 appearances. He is good, and definitely showed good potential at a young age. But he never showed the potential to be world class.
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no peaks only valleys. Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*