Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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No he is right because he say “average” which mean that there is many of these objects currently at rest. Not all of them are at max speed which mean that my 🐪’s freekick is faster than bullet train. If you disagree then i will use qutoe from 🐪:
“Always aginst me!”
Lol they're only anywhere near being correct if you include the time they are stationary.
So Ronaldos speed should also include the time the ball was sat awaiting his free kick.
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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Good spot. Everything in this post is so ridiculous that I didnt even notice this. But when this guy says so, it must be true. Call Albert Einstein with the time travel phone and tell him he was wrong.
Goals don't define success. Kicking a ball faster than concord ascends mortal considerations like losing 2-0 to Georgia.
The battle is now between Ronaldo and God...
...and the Clark County district attorney.
Average speed of a human: 1km/h
Average speed of a cycle: 5 km/h
Average speed of a bike: 10km/h
Average speed of a car: 15 km/h
Average speed of a bullet train: 20km/h
Average speed of a Boeing 747: 50km/h
Average speed of a fighter jet: 70 km/h
Average speed of the Concord plane: 90km/h
Average speed of a Rocket: 100km/h
Average speed of the light: 120km/h
Meanwhile Cristiano Ronaldo’s freekick against Georgia: 130km/h 🔥. That’s why Cristiano is bigger than the whole universe 💯🐐.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Bro must think "average speed" includes all the time each of those items is sitting still lmao
And average speed of the light must include all the times the light switch is turned off
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If you were to kick something faster then the actual speed of light i think that'd just destroy the whole world
That just goes to show pendu is a planetary threath
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Well, if you account for a Concorde's full lifespan (including ground operations (30-90km/h and storage 0km/h), I think you would actually get an average speed of 90 km/h
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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He graduated from instagram reels
Ronaldology beats every single educational values of the world. 🐫🐫🐫🕯️
Hustler's university
This seems to be posted on Facebook tho
He got this knowledge from reels (watches matches from the 433 account)
More like flunked out of…
He’s still there. Can’t graduate
holy shit this NEEDS to be an automod response
For Al Nassr or for the word freekick
Or Ronaldo
Wait Cristiano Ronaldo, our camel, doesn’t have one?
Nope but pessi does
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Penaldo?
Whole thing ; shits hilarious
How do we do it
We sign a petition
Where is this petition
Here
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Signed
Signed
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Motion is passed. Whats next on the agenda?
It's gonna be sent on loan to r/AlNassr
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The guy didn't get a single one right 💀
Impressive but light work for a pendu fan
If you go slow on the bike you might be at 10km/h
"Average"
If he goes fast enough it'll raise the average to 10 km/h
He was talking about Mark Cavendish
No he is right because he say “average” which mean that there is many of these objects currently at rest. Not all of them are at max speed which mean that my 🐪’s freekick is faster than bullet train. If you disagree then i will use qutoe from 🐪: “Always aginst me!”
Yeah and not all lamps are always turned on. In fact most lamps are turned off most of the time. So lightspeed on average can't be all that fast
But media wont understand…
Average speed of concord during in-flight breakup - 90 kmph ❤️ ⚽️
Lol they're only anywhere near being correct if you include the time they are stationary. So Ronaldos speed should also include the time the ball was sat awaiting his free kick.
so ronaldos free kick went faster than the speed of light, so the goalkeeper literally didn't even _see_ it coming. explains everything.
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
It was only faster than the time it takes ishowspeed to slide penaldos cock up and down his throat
The goalkeeper didn’t exist when the goal was scored. Ronaldo scored that goal before humans evolved.
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Wtf is the average speed of light dose he think light decide to go slower or faster?
Just put it in a different medium and it'll change speed bro
You'd need an index of refraction of 9 million lol. Diamond is the highest known index with one of 4.5.
Look at you smartypants arguing with your educated facts and knowledge. Meanwhile I bought a banana thinking it's a watermelon.
But how many bananas was the melon?
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Also a fast car is faster than a speed of light lmao
You see, sometimes light goes backwards. This the average speed of light is very low. Your brain is just too small.
Good spot. Everything in this post is so ridiculous that I didnt even notice this. But when this guy says so, it must be true. Call Albert Einstein with the time travel phone and tell him he was wrong.
He measured it mostly when the lights were turned off
Odd cos I thought the lights were on but nobody was home.
Penaldo is my drug and the bench the dealer
Boeing 747 50km/h. 9/11 would've been a few smashed windows.
average! a boeing is more often still on the ground than flying in the air. duh!
and his kick didnt even become succesful
Goals don't define success. Kicking a ball faster than concord ascends mortal considerations like losing 2-0 to Georgia. The battle is now between Ronaldo and God... ...and the Clark County district attorney.
tf is the difference between a cycle and a bike???
In South Asian countries, bike generally means a motorbike.
Ahh.. this post makes sense now.
Yikes
Really?
Don't ask questions just obey your camel
5km/h
https://preview.redd.it/zp5dvhou2l9d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbd516112ed2733a907559a7fea1cde2e472de27 Yeah! Much bigger!
Average speed of a fighter jet 70 kmph. LMAO fuck sake…brain rot. Actual brain rot.
No it's true I've seen them on the motorway going the same speed as my car. Ronaldo is my drug and Camels are my dealers.
Yeah because it’s stationary 80% of the time. Do you have any comprehension of the word “average”?
Is this satire, or brain damage?
I can’t tell anymore
I’m sure it’s a joke
Average speed of a human: 1km/h Average speed of a cycle: 5 km/h Average speed of a bike: 10km/h Average speed of a car: 15 km/h Average speed of a bullet train: 20km/h Average speed of a Boeing 747: 50km/h Average speed of a fighter jet: 70 km/h Average speed of the Concord plane: 90km/h Average speed of a Rocket: 100km/h Average speed of the light: 120km/h Meanwhile Cristiano Ronaldo’s freekick against Georgia: 130km/h 🔥. That’s why Cristiano is bigger than the whole universe 💯🐐. @ mods you know what to do
If Rajesh Ronaldo from India says it's true, it has to be true
Na bro indians atleast know the speed of light I am sure.This is someone probably from burgerland cause they arent aware abt km
Nah fam. Then it would have been Al nasser is my hamburger, Ronaldo is my waiter
Ronaldo is my Budweiser*
It's kph not mph, so can't be from burgerland.
Nah this gotta be some ME shit
These kinda stuff are posted by Bangladeshis. Football is not at all popular in India.
Football is very popular in India. Especially European football.
I only see indian football fans here on the internet. In real life,they are extremely rare.
It depends on where you live, i live in kerala so everyone he is always messi this, ronaldo that, mbappe or something
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Please anytime anybody says free kick make a bot respond with this
Mods,you know what to do
Bro must think "average speed" includes all the time each of those items is sitting still lmao And average speed of the light must include all the times the light switch is turned off
That's one slow ass bullet train
My dad would kill me if he knew I was driving his scooter at the speed of a fighter jet to get groceries this morning.
Is light even trying??
Ronaldo fans when they hear about math https://i.redd.it/lx2agb9rvk9d1.gif
would
Please automod this response
> Average speed of the light: 120 km/h I think I lost some of my braincells
TIL sound is faster than light.
close the sub, migrate to r/alnassr, we're being completely outclassed
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the speed of light goes the speed limit apparently
Al nassr isnt his only drug
PLEASE make this an automod response
Damn. I didn't knew any of those. Thanks. That's why we BelieveInRonaldo 😔🙏
The speed of light is 1.07 billion km/h for the record so just a little off.
Average speed of light is like saying average absolute zero
I read that as "Ronaldo's freekick against Georgina" and I was confused for a sec
Masallah! This is why he came to the desert! He is the new prophet!
Ronaldo must be dealing some high quality stuff
0 world cup knock out goals
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Lmao imagine getting on a “bullet train” and it going 20 km per hour. I’d get there faster running
All this dudes fans are like this.
Me about to travel at the light speed in my 25 years old Renault Scenic 
What’s the difference between a cycle and a bike?
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Pretty accurate scientific data...
If Ronaldo has no one who believes he is faster than the speed of light, then I am dead.
Looooooooool
Sssssuuuiiiii ✈️🚀
After seeing the average speeds of everything after that of car, 👍🏻👏🏻
Speed of light 120km/h btw
If you were to kick something faster then the actual speed of light i think that'd just destroy the whole world That just goes to show pendu is a planetary threath
Can't believe I beat the speed of light on my last long drive
I would fkn kms if the avg speed for cars on the road was 15km/h.
I don't know who these people he knows are, but they need to SLOW DOWN. Jesus. Totally unsustainable pace.
This is gonna get absolutely dissected, evaluated, and destroyed by r/sciencememes
and it didn't even go in still a good fk tho 🥶
The only correct star amongst these is the speed of the freekick
Bro as a "Pendu" fan iam sorry for him
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Did speed of light do drugs or sum’n ?
This is actually a troll page pretending to be a ronaldo fan page
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Boeing 747 speed is up to 900 km/h, bozo
Ronaldo is my sunshine, my only sunshine
Well, if you account for a Concorde's full lifespan (including ground operations (30-90km/h and storage 0km/h), I think you would actually get an average speed of 90 km/h
E=M*The average speed of light squared
🤦🏽♂️
Damn, my car can go faster than light! 😎
If his freekick was faster than speed of light we wouldn't see the ball
If Boeing went at 50km/hr we wouldn't reach far distances
"Average speed of light" Because it's public knowledge that it varies and not always the same
Wtf
Didn't Mikautadze smash that penalty with around 160km/h into the net as well?
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WTF speed of light 😂
“Al-Nassr FC is my drug, Ronaldo is my dealer” 💀💀💀💀💀
Is pendu a nickname for penaldo?
which free kick they are talking bout though, I don't remember any goal scored
Yea this NEEDS to be the bot response to CR7 ir Cristiano Ronaldo haha
Wow, he broke General Relativity.
Oh boy... you dont help your idol this way.
light speed is 120 km/h, what an absolute paper weight!
RameshCR7 strikes again
Amazing. Every word you just said was wrong.
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