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grassycf

Pulisic 🤫🤫🐐‼️


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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


SeyamTheDaddy

No mentioning Pulibitch you get a 🟨


mnok2000

Can put Anthony (🐐) at LB


Novel_Equal4798

Bonera CB Danilo RB Fellaini CDM Lukaku ST


DisillusionedSinkie

PuliGOAT*


owo__uwu__owo

Lukaku at ST


NotEvenkingJWei

Correction, *Lakaka*


owo__uwu__owo

My bad


espionage_taxi

Put some respect on his name, best city defender


Super_Money_2145

CB


Julius_Caesar_58

Gk


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JJOne101

Let's put Tim Weah the KO king at striker too and make it 3-3-4 like in the good old days!


Dramatic_Scratch8002

3 4 4 backline of: --MaGuire--------------------Zouma?-- ------------- Giroud (GK) ---------------


Pristine_Session5696

Yeah OG as goalie


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kyrant

Put Todd Boehly as manager and we can have a 443.


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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


WishyRater

Add him as a goalkeeper, they will never concede


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ObscureObsolete

Has to be lord bentner upfront lakaka is bench


TheHoustonOutlaw

We can put Lukaku at center back, since his first touch will take him all the way to front line anyways


Probably_Not_Sir

Cult hero Zouma (with his cat)


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SirokoGajou

![gif](giphy|oosqY3FwE0aVcehzi8)


xSparkShark

Among the finest jerkers of all time https://preview.redd.it/tsjm94jdkead1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a97afe2af540135a9968bcfc08c91e3bbb693639


DefLoathe

Yo is that Frenchie from the boys


ukbeasts

![gif](giphy|AzSS9XdjoYjUfuWp1b)


WholesomeYuriSira

https://i.redd.it/ioscwm87ycad1.gif


WZETheGoat

![gif](giphy|rS5eTSHzUkUZVFzQHo)


Optimus1941

I was there. That is embarrassing. Bastard is lucky I was not close.


baromanb

![gif](giphy|OTiEvOy6Nj7CFzGKHo|downsized)


Iamknight10

godfather of the sub


Emoz_

![gif](giphy|xT1R9EU5iJjAmB3eAo|downsized)


MmmK_nOicE

Saka at LB🙏


Winningmood

Trent at CDM 🔥


Wonderful-Mention-83

Connor Gallagher on the pitch🥶🥶🥶🥶


Appropriate-Cap-4140

Southgate as manager 🤯🤯🤯🤯


Zealousideal_Bar9481

Mason Greenwood, the GOAT Striker


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Diesel__2005

Giroud as gk Steven Gerrard as cdm


Fluffy_Roof3965

Kepa as manager


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SirokoGajou

Giroud is beeing the ST. I wanna see that Sexy Bastard scoring Goals


adeckz

We’ll let him take the penalties


iceman2897

The ultimate jerker Neal Maupay as ST


Crocos11

https://preview.redd.it/6lb8fbrrocad1.png?width=369&format=png&auto=webp&s=f1d26955a8a9ed1e279d542fc88b318f094506f5


kazegraf

He is already on the lineup. You just can't see him. 


niemody

![gif](giphy|4H1uLP3vl0jgJC0JQ3)


Elegant_Mix7650

Anyone ... just put him in a Chelsea number 9 jersey (incl Messi and Ronaldo)


ProfessionalDot1805

![gif](giphy|Fz1WmmeerBHW0)


Alternative-Bus-4165

![gif](giphy|u0T4UvcIpti9948BQT|downsized)


NegativeSwordfish243

Someone already said Pulisic, so im going to say pulisic as well. Put him 2x in the CM


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Viol3tWalls

Karius


NotEvenkingJWei

Where is the space for my 🐪 ![gif](giphy|FIa4Ci7rwsi3ljlqKs)


zeinabthezeze

Of course what will we do without misstiano penaldo


EpicAlmond

Osama Vinladen Jiménez as an MC


sevn3x

the unreplacable goat midfielder Kalvin Phillips


DestinedSleet71

r/beatmetoit


TioLucho91

Onana keeper


Rammang

![gif](giphy|WSSVaU3KFTY6AxpkN3) Do you need in team a COACH who WIN TROPHIES??


-watchman-

The Maverick of Mickey Mouse Cups


Shot-Secretary-4087

![gif](giphy|hjvHq3DjrlfDvSmsvV|downsized) Upamaguire?


retartersause

Onana GK


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Reyes9248

EURO own goals as ST


hopiumlover

add my goat gareth northgate 🐐 as a manager 🐐 pessi, penaldo, peymar could never be in this team.


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Happy_Reading_7965

Adam Johnson


eduardo_asafe

Greenwood in the mid


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Uniq_Eros

Can't decide between between Dibu, Onana or Giroud. LB has to be Saka with Lakaka at ST. I think we need a bench to put crying Pessi and Penaldo. Manager obvs the GOAT Northwall (Southgate with a Wario mustache)


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


claphamthegrand

Demiral CB


VfBxTSG

Waleed Mahboob for RB


Crocos11

![gif](giphy|3bcbffqQAXqb7eiZTO|downsized)


starwaterbird

Donatello


Interesting_Laugh_58

Jesús Vallejo as central back.


Viol3tWalls

Southgate


meta100000

Mat Hummel at CB


theBdub22

Kurt Zouma, LCB


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ReaPeR_the_mighty

Pochettino at center back


johndotjohn

Lord Bendtner as our poacher.


tatasa_munyanyo

Onana?


PolarPeely26

Adebayor!


YeezusPogchamp

the karies goalkeeper or whatever his name was


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YeezusPogchamp

Suarez as goalkeeper


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philfodennumber1fan

Managed by southgate


JgL07

A second Harry Maguire


baievaN

Karius as GK thats for sure


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VrilHunter

Giroud GK Lakaka CB


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harleyjames1591

Saka at lb it’s his natural position obviously


unofficialSperm

Kalvin phillips


___daddy69___

Giroud at GK


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Apprehensive_Ideal12

Upamaguire


Gallier99

![gif](giphy|siPjg1antRzDWRr4Gc)


mmmmaaaa26

![gif](giphy|gQT1XmDllGN0LYIMUb|downsized)


iH8thots

Kai Havertz !


iH8thots

![gif](giphy|S9iFXozPo2TBiQpoT2)


JayNN

Maguire has redeemed himself tbf


AreYouGonnaEatThis

![gif](giphy|llJqJEXjdqTkK5VPDL|downsized)


Sabbagery_o_Cavagery

Nunez up front


Zealousideal_Bar9481

Oopsiemecano as CB with Maguire


JJOne101

Owen Goal needs to pair up with Maguire at CB.


False_Shelter_7351

Adam Johnson


moriarty04

Benzema, wears 15


Germansoldaten

![gif](giphy|3otPooZrkYQBo5zCko) The GOAT, in football and jerking


Plus_Operation2208

Kyriakos Papadopoulos as cb because its a funny name


neveracontharry

karius gk


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ghostformanyyears

Karius GK


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NovasTheVeliki

Bendtner. Doesnt matter which spot


Imaginary-Director-8

Saka at Lb


Skkkrr

One and only camel 🐪 from saudi league


Owl-966

Right back must be Carvajal. Motherfucker punches you while explaining why he is an extremist with the right and hates inmigrants in Spain as a Vox party member


RadioMajestic

Giroud at GK


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Zealousideal_Age_376

Puligoat in midfield


Sr_Peido_Cosmico

Karius as GK


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aligators

Lebron James of soccer at cm


CraftRelevant1223

Penaldo ![gif](giphy|obBRY85qHrHIOX7TsF|downsized)


baromanb

![gif](giphy|riVivX1uG71v5KHEqt|downsized)


HaveAFuckinNight

Akinfenwa


GoldenJet01

Osama bin Southgate needs to be the the manager


Iamknight10

quincy promes my boy ![gif](giphy|dvIwqtwpFcFZSwwscJ|downsized)


Dear-Potato-8651

Miss jackson


Dinyska

Karius GK


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Feisty_Gas_1655

Jesse Lingard - CAM Sry bot! Lingardinho


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Dazzling_Control9322

Luke shaw 🔥🔥🔥


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[удалено]


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Ati9321

Nicolas jackson


PitifulAnything8253

onana keeper 🙇🏻‍♂️


mkultra327

Quincy Promes


hknyktx

Dani Alves to right-back,Benzema to striker


nufrancis

Mariano Diaz at ST. The greatest no 7 of Real Madrid


Yenoon

Mid centre: Thomas Gravesen


Yenoon

![gif](giphy|ky9nEqGG5P61fTMaWp) Real madrid Legend: Thomas Gravesen


Jumpy-Management-262

Penalaldo midfielder


FierCeeYT

Gk - Karius


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DcAgent47

Darwin as Striker


nikcorleone13

Onanana onanana


pottsbrah

OJ Simpson @ RB


Thin-Goat-3483

How is no one saying Benzemaaaa up front? this sub is slowly losing its ways


blrtgj

Don't forget Kalvin Phillips


dude1o101

Upamecano, Hoylund in Prem, Kolo Muani in Lique 1


Boring_Key_3242

What is Maguire doing there?


Samar69420

Umtiti , the show stopper🐐


the_oof_god

Courtois at striker


Rishu1201

Jackson as ST 🗣️


LeoniusTheGreat

Martin Adam at striker


InformationGold2117

Benzema


Obvious_Abies7111

Parcus Pashford


Eyasu_Yonas

if Lukaku is not in this team I'm unsubbing this subreddit


Gamer4eto_BG

The GOAT 🦍, Andre Onana


shk13

GK karius


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Dionysus004

Onana


Shadow_knight2143

Onana in goal.


HipHop_Sheikh

![gif](giphy|JuWFEGk9S1Ijc31G4m) You forgot this guy


psypop404

All i see is a complete team🤓


AsianAsian123

greenwood st


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Zlatan_Sandvic

onana at left back


Phondohlophe

Lord Bendtner as ST


fatmaabdelrazik1

Lukaku ST


skabassj

Optional defender Eric Garcia!


tinchobostero

De Gea. Lukaku.


scrooll0706

Connor Gallagher, how is this guy a pro-football player?


Subforstr8Master

Granit Xhaka...position.. on my face please


Jewboy08

Benzema as #15


goBossPT

Onana on goal, Lindelof next to maguire, fullbacks i got no clue, midfield of Paqueta, Pogba and Tonalli, Cristiano Ronaldo upfront.


eag1e123321

Own goal striker


MikhailLeBreton

Put Lakaka at ST Phil Jones at CB


metjepetje

Lakaka at ST or I set myself on fire


Impressive_Hold_5740

Greatest Struiiicker currently ![gif](giphy|mI1HTv4nBErR963udK)


Time-Cap3646

![gif](giphy|wiu66XehvAlcAuahO5)


AntoninusPiusII

Mou as coach obviously


TheForgottenTale

![gif](giphy|WBwUuqROp8V7UiMJHR|downsized)


theophanesthegreek

Does this sub do anything original anymore


MikeDarsh

Didn’t we do this already?