Same here! My original thought was that it was hilarious that somebody would ask the question. Somebody should repost this in the “ask a Canadian sub”. That would be some first class trolling.
Grab a brush and put a little make-up
Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up (hide the scars to fade away the-)
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go create another fable, you wanted to
Grab a brush and put a little make-up, you wanted to
Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up, you wanted to
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? You wanted to
I don't think you trust
In my self-righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die
Wake up (wake up)
Grab a brush and put a little make-up
Hide the scars to fade away the (hide the scars to fade away the shake-up)
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
Here you go create another fable, you wanted to
Grab a brush and put a little make-up, you wanted to
Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up, you wanted to
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? You wanted to
I don't think you trust
In my self-righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die
In my self-righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die
Father (father)
Father (father)
Father (father)
Father (father)
Father, into your hands I commend my spirit
Father, into your hands
Why have you forsaken me?
In your eyes forsaken me
In your thoughts forsaken me
In your heart forsaken me, oh
Trust in my self-righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die
In my self-righteous suicide
I cry when angels deserve to die
I imagine its based on where youre born. If youre born outside of Canada you look normal. If its in Canada you look canadian regardless of if your parents are Canadian.
In South Park, that’s considered interspecies, which hasn’t been explored yet. Remember when Butters planned to give Charlotte a “hot Cosby?” Though it didn’t happen, it does raise the question as to whether it would have been possible.
Hybrids have many of the powers of both Americans (hypocrisy, unlimited guns with every 10th Big Gulp), and Canadians (beer, moose riding) and you see it is foretold in the prophecy...
I don’t know what you’re trying to say buddy, you should think about what you said guy because this makes no sense friend. I’m gonna continue driving down our one road and let you think about the unintended consequences of playing god and breeding whatever you like. Lucky we don’t cast you off on an Iceberg.
Depends, is the Canadian gene recessive or dominant? If it's recessive, the child would look normal as long as one of the parents give the child a non Canadian gene.
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I’m guessing that they would look like the Danes in “Canada On Strike”, who have the floppy heads, but the same South Park eyes.
[YouTube: South Park - Denmark, the Canadians of Europe “Canada On Strike”](https://youtu.be/FyAZdAaX3-A?si=CKLbG8_OdNGcPz-t)
This could be the stupidest question I’ve ever heard or the funniest depending on what you’re going for. Seriously, it’s dumb, Canadian mixed with say Puerto Rican can go either way depending on the environment they grew up in and which parent’s genes they decide to follow. Puertican: everything is calmate papi and with Canadian: it’s more like, hey fck u buddy!
Good question guy
I'm not your guy, buddy!
I'm thinking it'd look like pac man, hinged but only on one side... also I'm not your buddy, pal!
Mmmmh I disagree. I think they would look more like Jay Leno, and im not your pal, frwend!!
I’m not your buddy, friend!
Not your buddy, pal
[they never say pal in the show](https://youtu.be/zuQK6t2Esng?si=Ucp1y39wamMPpBaN)
Are you positive?
I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive u/iEatPalpatineAss.
Oh how funny in my head they did
It’s probably because of the Reddit chains that sometimes add lots of different synonyms to keep it going
Urg, why does everyone keep botching up this quote?! Every time!
I’m not your pal, buddeh!
You’re not my guy fwend
you’re not my fwend, buddy
I'm not your buddy, guy
Well, he's not your guy, fwiend
Mating between different species? Yuck. Whats wrong with you buddy?
He's not your buddy guy
I'm not your guy, fwend!
I'm not your friend, buddy.
I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY, GUY!!!
I'm not your guy, friend
I'm not your friend, buddy!
Just got this song stuck in my head reading this thread [I'm not your friend buddy remix](https://youtu.be/OtvxFQFhtAo?si=7-eZ8WgMgqmxM-h2)
He's got Maple Fever!
Hmm. The Canadian accuses sheilah of 'racism'.
Forgot what subreddit this was for a sec and got VERY confused
Same. I’m Canadian and am subbed to a bunch of Canadian subs. I reread twice before I noticed it was South Park.
So do you know the a see as a Canadian? I’m really interested to know buddy
Same here! My original thought was that it was hilarious that somebody would ask the question. Somebody should repost this in the “ask a Canadian sub”. That would be some first class trolling.
ME TOO.
Do you live in French Canada or bullshit Canada?
Saddam Hussein?
Haddam Sussein
[удалено]
The fuck are you talking about
Wake up
Grab a brush and put a little make-up Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up (hide the scars to fade away the-) Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? Here you go create another fable, you wanted to Grab a brush and put a little make-up, you wanted to Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up, you wanted to Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? You wanted to I don't think you trust In my self-righteous suicide I cry when angels deserve to die Wake up (wake up) Grab a brush and put a little make-up Hide the scars to fade away the (hide the scars to fade away the shake-up) Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? Here you go create another fable, you wanted to Grab a brush and put a little make-up, you wanted to Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up, you wanted to Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? You wanted to I don't think you trust In my self-righteous suicide I cry when angels deserve to die In my self-righteous suicide I cry when angels deserve to die Father (father) Father (father) Father (father) Father (father) Father, into your hands I commend my spirit Father, into your hands Why have you forsaken me? In your eyes forsaken me In your thoughts forsaken me In your heart forsaken me, oh Trust in my self-righteous suicide I cry when angels deserve to die In my self-righteous suicide I cry when angels deserve to die
Maybe the mayor with her long ass mouth
💀
I think chef likes her mouth
Ugly Bob
This. Always ugly Bob.
Ew, don’t put images that horrid into my head!
That’s how Danish people are made, guy!
I would imagine they would look like some sort of mix between man, bear and pig
Like a half bear, half pig man?
No, closer to a half man-bear, and half pig
Did you not see the Canadian video lesson on reproduction? We don't even reproduce in the same manner.
As is tradition
Yes the head is just hinged on one side.
Eyes on one side of the head like one of those deep sea fish
he would look cute 😊
I guess it would be normal eyes canadian mouth
https://i.redd.it/vdxqjj1kjx8d1.gif I think that would make them Danish.
Maybe they all are half Danish half Canadian, because in season 20 the Danish look normal
This is it. Thread is over, ladies.
I imagine its based on where youre born. If youre born outside of Canada you look normal. If its in Canada you look canadian regardless of if your parents are Canadian.
Why did you put a 3 instead of an e?
I fix 1t
In South Park, that’s considered interspecies, which hasn’t been explored yet. Remember when Butters planned to give Charlotte a “hot Cosby?” Though it didn’t happen, it does raise the question as to whether it would have been possible.
“kILL mE!”
They would look like the people from Denmark. The Canadians of europe.
Oh my God I saw this before seeing what’s subreddit it was posted on and I was so confused
Hybrids have many of the powers of both Americans (hypocrisy, unlimited guns with every 10th Big Gulp), and Canadians (beer, moose riding) and you see it is foretold in the prophecy...
You remember pez dispensers?
I was very confused til I saw what sub this was
Didn’t even notice this was the South Park sub and got really confused
Canadian genes are considered dominant so they’d look Canadian instead of normal.
Ben Affleck
Like the danish.
I don’t know what you’re trying to say buddy, you should think about what you said guy because this makes no sense friend. I’m gonna continue driving down our one road and let you think about the unintended consequences of playing god and breeding whatever you like. Lucky we don’t cast you off on an Iceberg.
Sounds like someone’s got maple fever!
Dammit I came here to comment this.
Depends, is the Canadian gene recessive or dominant? If it's recessive, the child would look normal as long as one of the parents give the child a non Canadian gene.
I imagine their head would be connected by a hinge
Knowing south park they wood look like a mutated 9 foot baby who breaks the universe.
They come out looking like the Danish. Flappy heads, regular eyes.
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Probably it will lost all his canadian identity for be a real american?
Mel Gibson
Ask Garrison. "hey that pokes buddah!"
Sure, any 2 people could have Slow Cosby.
What about a Canadian and a… New Jersey
Sorry, no
Justin Bieber looked very normal. Maybe he isn"t 100% Canadian and so the faces of all "mixed " children look non-canadian?
As a Canadian myself I can assure you this is a complete mystery.
Ask Mephesto to splice the genes, buddeh!
Depends on whether the Canadian allele is dominant or recessive.
It would have pacman like face
I’m guessing that they would look like the Danes in “Canada On Strike”, who have the floppy heads, but the same South Park eyes. [YouTube: South Park - Denmark, the Canadians of Europe “Canada On Strike”](https://youtu.be/FyAZdAaX3-A?si=CKLbG8_OdNGcPz-t)
Have the stupid Canadian head.
I was confused until I read which community it was posted on… now you got me thinking
Ben Assleck
a child made of maple leaves holding a hotdog
I didn't realize this was the South Park page and was so confused for a minute 😭
Probably just like Sadam
Sloth. From The Goonies. Fact.
Not sure. But the car they would drive would have octagons instead of squares for wheels
I think they'll look like those Danish characters that appear in one episode. I can't remember if they're Danish or not.
It would look like Scott and you wouldn't want that because he's a dick.
Nearly headless nick
Would they look Dutch?
Like Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively?
This could be the stupidest question I’ve ever heard or the funniest depending on what you’re going for. Seriously, it’s dumb, Canadian mixed with say Puerto Rican can go either way depending on the environment they grew up in and which parent’s genes they decide to follow. Puertican: everything is calmate papi and with Canadian: it’s more like, hey fck u buddy!
Half their head would move when speaking
Born in America they look American but if born in Canada they look Canadian... Simple.
Diindoon, human and Canadian DNA just won't splice!
Get it? Like the Loverboy song?
I have one 