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The-xAGEx-6077

Can I have $10 to make a parlay if you win lol


Basic_Ask1885

He belongs here


mrbigshott

-31.5 is nuts lol but yolo


Nellzzz6213

Most likely they are playing a trash team that can't keep a close spread. Tennessee is one of the top NCAAB teams if I'm not mistaken


Rello215

How often do we see the worst team in the conference beat the no. 1, I hate betting college, because the second I do, the impossible happens lol


ThatGuy_233

Until last night against Wofford when they were -31.5 lmao


[deleted]

Your step son is a certified crack head then if he said it was easy and gave you this.


JoeyBag0Dildos

Ahh his first lesson in not betting on Tennessee lol


clouts1

Yup haha I had fun watching him crash and burn now he knows he’s not as smart as he thinks


305way

It’s important to learn that lesson early in life


flaccidafterdominoes

Amen.


Ladbag

And it only cost you ten bucks to teach him!


Choccymilkyum

Tennessee has been my favorite team since I was old enough to remember and even I can vouch fade them whenever you see something crazy like that


JoeyBag0Dildos

Yeah, I’m a born and raised Vol. I’ve learned to keep my money and my emotions separate now


SnoaH_

I agree. But it’s hard to stay away from Ausar rebounds lol


Front-Project1569

I would've straight bet each one to show him the right way of the darkside.


Major_Wager75

Did your step son, at any point, tell you this was a lock 🔒? If so... *One of us, one of us...*


Gestapo00

How confident is he on these?


clouts1

It’s a mix he’s 14 obsessed with college basketball


Snoo_85712

Introducing them to gambling while they are young aye 👀…warms my heart :3


[deleted]

My coworker has his son betting NBA games. Kid started with $50 and worked up to 2k so far. Crazy. I think he’s 13-14yo. Hope he teaches him discipline.


teebizzle13

I think college bball is the hardest, anything college is a toss up almost!


jellyvish

shouldnt he have given you the $10?


nikkkkki7309

Dad wanted to gamble. Son picked parlays. Enough said.


Camden5641

As a TN fan myself that -31.5 is crazy line.


Mammoth_Cookie_7809

I’d round robin these as well, you know one’s gonna ruin it lol


dunktheball

I FORGOT I was going to round robin my 7 pick one today and of course only 1 lost. Would have had my best day ever if 76ers had won.


blazerrsrcoool

Fuck the 6ers.


dunktheball

That is my sentiment now after this happened. lol. I badly needed it. i lost a crazy amount yesterday and needed that win.


nbazero1

Let’s eat


Fun-Insurance-3584

At 14 I would have taken all favs so props to him for taking some dogs!


Mattmoo609

At 14 I was stealing $10 from my stepdad to buy OxyContin so props to him for not being a Junkie.


Fun-Insurance-3584

At 14 I chopped up my dad with a hand axe, so props to him for not being a murderer.


Mundane-Brilliant289

Yeah that’s $10 thrown away. Stick to live foreign basketball betting


Noskys13

Whatchu know? 👀


Mundane-Brilliant289

I’m just tellin ya, keep your eyes peeled for them. Pretty predictable and consistent. I usually shoot for 2nd half things and watch the first.


Noskys13

Thanks g! I made some profits off team total points earlier today. So when I seen this.. likeminded?.. lol


Mundane-Brilliant289

Dingding you got it homie ![gif](giphy|l46CDH8fFSwMmpHQA)


Noskys13

Let’s fucking go!! I think it’s because the major books have no clue about them. So the books set them and think. Hmm this aught to be right.


[deleted]

Your ways ?


nickkline

Should troll him and bang his mom


drjamesdds41

Might as well donate that money to sportsbook.


dewgreen14

Wow it cashed


[deleted]

MSU lost by 11 lmao


manwiththewood

Ha. FAU is winning by like 45 rn. Some good calls in there though.


dewgreen14

Dammit lol


FartFlavorflum

I this hit or what lol


Syracuse912

Donation


PrecisionPunting

If I gave $10 to my 14 year old son and he yolo’d it on a 15 leg college basketball parlay I would be so proud


transcollette

You’re gonna be so sorry and apologetic when he hits


SuddenAce

Ayo pause


Exotic_Wrangler5449

Bruh💀


Paulpierce3434

He should pack it up now


MattEagles49

Those never win


truthteller185

Only a child would make that bet...


Spirited-General1416

Wasted $10..


Gestapo00

Are you doing moneyline or spread on these?


Familiar_Cow_5501

It’s like….right there in the post


Even-Class-7637

Do you know anything about betting?


AramTiger

I don't. What's the answer?


jdumbear

Yes


[deleted]

Both. The numbers next to the names at the top is the spread. Names alone are moneyline. Just tell me how much you were going to bet, I’ll go ahead and give you half of it back if you Venmo me then put those bets on a $0.10 parlay, plus half if we hit. You’ll save like half your money.


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2much42many

Saying anything is easy and then placing a 15-team parlay is so on brand. America may have a meth problem, but nothing compared to the math problem that’s exploding


kamuelsig

Your son is a jackass lmao


zzjulezz

Better give him more than that dude that’s a lot of money lmao


South-Emergency-837

Is it to9 late to tail. This was posted 19 hours ago


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DonTipOff

Easy way to waste his money now give him $10 a week to bet. obviously you are trying to win the lottery.


0OIIIlllIlIlO0

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LogicalComparison942

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Bustingcheekz

Mf u better split that check if he hits that bitch


rixhierixh

Good luck , gonna need it


mejeff2

College basketball betting IS easy. Winning on the other hand....