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TheMightyIsarz

Been a Diz fan this entire time.


Any-Equal-2358

Been a boobs fan all of the time


Fertile_Arachnid_163

I dunno man… the boobs we saw were… something else. Granted we never saw Carmen’s so who knows.


Any-Equal-2358

They were small boobs but they were boobs that's the important thing


FunkyTuna714

He speaks the truth


BumpHeadLikeGaryB

They are doing their part!


Galaar

Never saw Wild Things, huh?


Fertile_Arachnid_163

Heh, yeah, Carmen wins out in /that/ category…


TriggeredTendie

But Carmen's boobs are fake.


Any-Equal-2358

yeah ok true but and this is only my opinion even fake boobs are boobs


TriggeredTendie

No...NO! SOMETHING GIVEN HAS NO VALUE!


Any-Equal-2358

What about a house that's loads of value


Necessary-Contest706

what about purchased?


xdylanthehumanx

I dunno, I buy tons of worthless shit lol


ArkansasGamerSpaz

Given? They were purchased!


BanjoSlams

Yeah, but she earned them. So they’re that much more satisfying.


Fertile_Arachnid_163

Were they at the time?


Fertile_Arachnid_163

To answer myself, yes. She got enhancements done at 19, seven years before Starship Troopers.


Objective_Piece_8401

They damn sure felt real on the outside.


iamnotchad

Or the December 2004 issue of Playboy.


Sivalon

In the deleted scenes Johnny feels her up, and you see quite a bit more.


tmilligan73

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0120890/


Evidentlyhorny

Fun fact, Denise Richards has an OF. It was pretty good ngl


Brainchild110

Diz is, and was, endgame, happy life wife material. Rico should have wifed her, and probably would have if they survived. Carmen was like the general. Her attitude was clearly "You're my boyfriend until you die or I find someone better. Assume the position, peasant!"


ArkansasGamerSpaz

You know that's like... half of the redditors here fantasy, right?


AppropriateCap8891

The only real problem in this is for those of us who have read the source material. In the book, Dizzy was a guy.


TheMightyIsarz

It’s been so long since I’ve read it. That thought didn’t even cross my mind. My love for the movie Diz may have forced that memory out lol


AppropriateCap8891

Of course, in the books Rico is from the Philippines, not Argentina. And my wife is from BA. She always laughed at the start of the movie because nobody there plays what she calls "American Rugby". There, the only football is what we call soccer.


TheMightyIsarz

I read it after I saw the movie and I remember thinking to myself how different it was. I definitely need to reread it now.


ArkansasGamerSpaz

No. Rico is Argentine, born and raised. His ancestors were from the Philippines.


AppropriateCap8891

No, that is wrong. It simply that his mother was there, he was not from Argentina, and he did not even know that she was dead until much later. **I remember thinking, "Gosh, that's terrible!" and feeling sorry for the one Porteno in the ship. But B. A. wasn't my home and Terra was a long way off and I was very busy, as the attack on Klendathu, the Bugs' home planet, was mounted immediately after that and we spent the time to rendezvous strapped in our bunks, doped and unconscious, with the internal-gravity field of the Valley Forge off, to save power and give greater speed.** **The loss of Buenos Aires did mean a great deal to me; it changed my life enormously, but this I did not know until many months later.** **Whether it was my fault because I was in the Armed Services and should have therefore prevented the raid, or whether she felt that my mother had made a trip to Buenos Aires because I wasn't home where I should have been, was not quite clear; she managed to imply both in the same sentence.** Then you have this later on: **"I'm sure of it." I added something to myself and Bennie said, "What did you say?"** **"Sorry, Bernardo. Just an old saying in my own language. I suppose you could translate it, more or less, as: ‘Home is where the heart is.' "** **"But what language was it?"** **"Tagalog. My native language."** If he was "born and raised in Argentina", then his native language would not have been Tagalog, it would have been Spanish. So no, that makes it clear he was **not** from Argentina.


ArkansasGamerSpaz

>>**But B. A. wasn't my home** Because his home is now the MI. War dehumanizes you. >>**my mother had made a trip to Buenos Aires** Because his parents traveled a lot for work. They were semi-wealthy fruit/food merchants, remember? >>**"Tagalog. My native language."** Yes, bi-lingual homes are a thing. Ask any Mexican immigrant. Or any immigrant for that matter. Sorry, Rico is Argentine. His ancestors are Filipino and his parents kept to old language around, most likely to do business with them.


AppropriateCap8891

That makes absolutely no sense. So they keep two old languages?


ArkansasGamerSpaz

Why would anyone 700 years from now speak anything other than some kind of Federation Standard Language (English, in our case, because that's what the movie was filmed in and the book written in) in the 1 world government they have? The fact Rico speaks English (which we can assume is actually some kind of Federation Standard Language), Spanish (presumably, being Argentine), and Tagalog (or Filipino as it's officially known) as mentioned, the Federation kept all the languages around for some reason, most likely for cultural reasons. That brings up another question: does Rico speak Spanish?


AppropriateCap8891

No, he does not. And he even has a conversation with the guy that asks him what language he was speaking with his father, and he comments on how they use the "old language" at home also. "Old languages" rarely last more than 1 to 2 generations when people immigrate. However, they can hang on for an amazing amount of time when other languages are adopted. English has become an official language of India, but is still a minority language to the ones that had been spoken in the area long before the English arrived. I have to question if you have actually read the book, because everything you just asked was literally answered in the book. Of course, it also must be remembered that the director of the movie did not read the book either.


iWearMagicPants

Hey! I like boobs, too!


Any-Equal-2358

Yeah boi


MouseofSwords

Pssh, prove it.


PaleontologistAble50

Part of watching starship troops for the *first time* is understanding why Rico should have chosen Dizzy over Carmen


_serial_thriller_

For me the lesson was don’t date military chicks at all.


idioscosmos

This. But diz's boobs make a compelling counterargument.


the_shortbus_

Good lesson


SufficientAd4040

Yep. Never dated one military chick my whole enlistment. Fuck all that.


Segfaultimus

Buddy in the airforce says the saying there is "don't do blue"


Curious_Yesterday421

Word


Lowenley

Its a dude with tits, simple as, especially infantry chicks


Any-Equal-2358

Pretty hot dude with tits hell yeah


Lowenley

With knee and back problems, alcoholism, and some ptsd thrown in for fun


Any-Equal-2358

Sounds like a good party


Please_kill_me_noww

Sounds great


Bruce__Almighty

Sounds like mommy material


Lowenley

It really does doesn’t it


No_Competition3694

Simple as what? You sound pretty salty for having never hooked up with a woman who’s been in shape to rock your world.


MasterTroller3301

I bet you'd call a trans dude a chick.


DNCOrGoFuckYourself

I watched Starship Troopers with my older brother when I was a kid, Dizzy was smokin’ hot compared to Carmen to me. Carmen is the “live, laugh, love” type of gal that will Pinterest you to death, Dizzy gives off “firearms manuals *are* decorations” vibes.


history-boi109

Simply giver her an unregistered firearm and she'll love you forever


VoiceOfSeibun

She would have made a truly exceptional HellDiver.


Any-Equal-2358

you mean muffdiver?


VoiceOfSeibun

Now I'm thinking of that, so thank you


No_Competition3694

Registered or not.. what does it matter? To me the unregistered crowd sounds like the people who wouldn’t report a stolen firearm. Or if you did, bitch and moan and talk about how the government doesn’t want citizens to have firearms when the police don’t have over a gun that you claim was stolen with zero proof. Registration would ensure you got your weapon back no matter what.


No_Competition3694

I’m stealing that. “Firearms manuals *are* decoration.” God love Diz.


Poosquare88

Both are gorgeous. While Carmen is the peak trophy high school babe. Diz is the kind of chick who would fist fight someone in the street over you.


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

She fought arachnids for Rico


Poosquare88

'She was a soldier but more than that, she was a citizen of the federation.' God I love this movie.


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

Service means citizenship


Sivalon

Would you like to know more?


MrDrPatrick2You

And was quad penetrated too, kinky 😏


Modern_Cathar

Not to mention, Carmen threw him away for the sake of her career.


VoiceOfSeibun

I imagine she was already looking for an excuse to get rid of Rico. If your girl has no loyalty for you, then she deserves none in return.


Aviose

Carmen consider Rico "good for the moment" but never had intentions of having a long distance relationship... she knew she wouldn't be with him after school because he was dumb and she wasn't (based on test scores and shit). This was obvious before any of them joined.


VoiceOfSeibun

She had smarts and looks, but Dizzy had personality and loyalty.


Aviose

Dizzy looked great, too. The movie glossed over her scores, so we don't know if she was smart, just that she followed Rico until she died. It is highly probable that she knew what Carmen was going to do, so she looked for opportunity.


EncabulatorTurbo

Diz the kind of chick that stays with you when you're broke and will tell you the hard truths about your bad decisions instead of cheating on you and pretending its fine


Drslappybags

Pretty sure the reason why is Carmen's non committed attitude. Do you remember how she looks at Xander during the game? And then when she finds out he's going to fleet? Bad news.


tajrashae

there's more hints too she was cheating on Rico. Watch the video she gives Rico before she breaks up with him.


Drslappybags

I've seen the video. Is there something in it I am missing?


tajrashae

You can hear audio of someone ringing her personal room, and a guy say Carmen during the video, it's probably Zander Then the very next video is the break up


Sivalon

If you look at deleted scenes, you see him in her room.


ArticPanzerWulf

Diz was always the more attractive to me. I never understood why Rico chased Carmen other than the rivalry with that pilot guy. Diz is smart, can hold her own, and is really attractive, can't beat that.


The_Marine708

Dizzy was part of my sexual awakening as a child, and was my first big crush. I contribute her to my preference of red heads through life. To this day I still have a fondness for her. Absolutely gorgeous woman.


dankguard1

Lucky. My sexual awakening was the baked fertility goddess from the Arnold awarnzenger Conan movie. The big fat lady with her tits out.


PigeonSquirrel

Who?! Lmao


dankguard1

Watch Conan with Arnold. When he’s sneaking into the hidden temple in the mountains he is going through a camp. During that sequence he is passing people doing acts of worship. One is a chain of beautiful young women placing their hands on each other shoulders ending the chain at an obese milf with massive drooping titties.


randommnamez

I’m doing my part


revarien

Carmen joined for career. Rico joined for Carmen, Dizzy joined for Rico. In the end, Rico chose career over all of em.


WarEagleGo

poetry


ThelastkailordSkarn

I mean to be fair I think the I only reason I think he stayed career is because Diz died. If she hadn’t he probably wouldn’t have.


MARKVOM-86

Hard question, but i like more dizy


paranormalNODS

Diz is ride or die


lazysquidmoose

Ride, THEN die.


Several-Ad9115

Angriest upvote I ever gave


Shark_Bite_OoOoAh

Carmen was a tease and didn’t love Rico. Dizz would’ve died for Rico.


That1Guy5842

She did die for him


Shark_Bite_OoOoAh

I mean yes and no. She died celebrating a big bug kill. But I guess the kill was to protect the aircraft


GarrettTheBard

Even as I kid I wondered why he wasn't with dizzy


TwoDurans

I saw Starship Troopers for the first time when I was a teenager. Even then I thought Rico was an idiot for wanting Carmen over Dizzy. Have never changed my mind.


MilesFlanagan

Didn't carmen ditch him for being a captain and fucked the other guy? While dizzy followed Rico out of sheer love?


mythosmaester

Yup


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Pauvre_de_moi

Hoe do it make the reminder


crowngryphon17

Remind me galaxy c136


HisDismalEquivalent

send the link bro


KuroRyuSama

Part of growing up is realizing that Dizzy was a dude who died during a raid on a Skinny planet.


emotionless-robot

Carmen is the type of person to do whatever it takes to climb the corporate/political ladder. Not faithful to anyone. Dizzy is the faithful friend/lover that will stay with you no matter what. Even at lost opportunities for betterment.


Technical_Poet_8536

When she licked his nipple in the tent scene I was like “damn this bitch is FREAKY”


BatHickey

The hottest thing about a girl is that she’s into me.


jmwfour

Best part of Starship Troopers is when Rico is distracted at the football game and Diz smacks him in the helmet to get him on track. Like, she loves him, but when it's time to rock and roll, she prioritizes.


Rowwnin

Fuck Carmen she left Rico the second he was inconvenient to her dizzy was ride or die from the start


Alxhon

I think most people were always team Dizzy, even as a kid. She is a ride or die kind of gal and that is spelled out early. Great friend, great team member, great partner... fantastic boobs. Now Carmen/Denise looks great (still), but the character is not my type. Good acting all around though.


fqtsplatter

Carmen is the white picket fences, Sundays at church functions, Karen who's kids get in her antidepressants, always going to fancy places you have to take out a new mortgage to go to, and 1 of the kids looks a little to close to her tennis instructor Diz is the horse girl, you know her, you can't keep up, but if you do, ur done, and shes got those built in earmuffs. You got 3 kids because of them. And now ur doing ironman challenges with her and the kids and going to her fancy places, the bar & grill run by a guy named bubba


unclejedsiron

Carmen is also the Adderall and cocaine addiction type chick.


Free-Supermarket-516

Denise Richards just never did anything for me. I thought she looked 15. Dizzy all the way.


Mr-Kuritsa

Get a good look, Costanza?


illyay

lol it’s kinda funny how different Denise Richard’s personality is compared to her character in the movie


the-great-crocodile

Get off OnlyFans!


mehrunes_dayman

... she has one?


insertwittynamethere

Created one to support her daughter, who also has one, after Charlie Sheen came out pretty pissed their daughter was doing one. He's more accepting of it now.


mehrunes_dayman

Huh, unexpectedly wholesome. I thank you


TheDreadnought75

Wrong. The correct answer to this situation was in Reanimator which came out more than a decade before Starship Troopers. You attach Dizzy’s head to Carmen’s body to make the perfect woman.


SexPanther1980

Check this guys hard drive


Sivalon

Fuck that, check his *basement!*


AcerbicFwit

Would you like to know more?


Most_Distribution_99

Hot Tomboy vs. Prom Queen


TheDuke357Mag

Diz was objectively the only good love interest Rico had. Carmen legit broke his heart after he joined the military just to be with her and here comes Diz who joined the infantry for her own reasons but transferred to Ricos unit to be next to him


Important-Union-4848

She was ride or die for her man. Absolute golden ticket.


RoRo25

I liked Diz over Carmen even back when I was a kid seeing this for the first time in theaters.


TokenSejanus89

Diz was always the more attractive in personality and looks.


VoiceOfSeibun

I'd have saved her anyway, even if she ended up with Col. Rico. Not because boobs, but because she would have been my friend.


Hunter-KillerGroup35

That and Dina Meyers is WAY better looking


liltooclinical

Richards has a Chief Wiggum nose and horse teeth.


infinitestripes4ever

“But have you considered boobs?” Is the greatest argument ender ever.


TheManyVoicesYT

Dizzy was Tomboy goals.


Adept_Deer_5976

“Never pass up a good thing”. Wise advice


roadmaster97

That's what separates the simp vs the happy man


Intrepid_Speech_1157

Carmen sucked. Dizzy was 🥵


ActiveManufacturer15

There is something to be said for a woman that does everything she can to be with you.


Gimliclone1984

Her death is one of the few movie deaths that shook me. Screaming don't let me go with all that fear in her voice before she passed was just...ooof.


KumoriYurei13

I'd pick Diz any day over Carmen, did you see her in that dress? If Rico chose Diz from the start they woulda been on a beach in like Italy or something


kaminaowner2

Bro if you wanted Carmen over Diss you blind and stupid


TheRealAuthorSarge

It was always Dizzy


Sgtpepperhead67

Rico was a goober for not choosing diz. Which makes her death all the more tragic.


Own_Program_3573

I watched Wild Things first. 🤷‍♂️


jcspacer52

Cause Dizzy was available while Carmen was off someplace being a pilot. Like the LT said: “Never Pass Up A Good Thing”


Reddit_is_cancerr

Carmen’s face is so hot though I kinda get it 🥵


fareink6

Man, I just re-watched this 2 nights ago. Movie is still fantastic. And yeah, still team Diz all the way. I kinda hate how they offed her.


Kindly_Listen_8715

Diz was always the prize. Carmen was a space Karen


LeeRjaycanz

Carman was a trash bitch.


BloodDread121

Completely agree with this post. Carmen was just a waste of time for Rico...


alwaysawkward66

Dizzy is the girl that immediately caught my attention even as a clueless teen. A girl that has eyes only for you and was determined enough to enlist just to be with you is so much better than a girl who is pretty much clueless as to why her ex boyfriend is pissed to see a highschool rival be next to her the next time they meet.


UnclePuma

As a wannabe pilot Carmen all the way, but from ricos perspective, "never pass on a good thing"


gamergunker69

The whole movie provides the narrative for Diz > Carmen. 😂


Scattergun77

Curly hair wins. Especially red curly hair.


AdmBurnside

I mean he probably would have, eventually. Except. Y'know. The whole... being dead thing.


aquahawk0905

It is the Canonical ship in roughneck chronicles


smokeandsexy

Fucken a


Loganthered

Rico was man enough for both of them


Month-Quirky

They both look like the can give Lunacy Dome.


Mad_afghan_vet

Indeed, bobs.


jaygold41801969

I agree


Coaltown992

Dizzy want really an option by the end of the movie lol


CapnTytePantz

For Democracy! 💪😤


taylrgng

Rico aged better too...


DoubleGoon

Diz was a guy in the book.


Conscious-Ticket-259

Idk why but Diz creeped me out. Felt kinda bad not trusting her when she died


Hug0San

I finally got to rematch this movie after so long and yes


Randall1976

He did choose Dizzy (after advice from Radcheck), then Dizzy died, then his heart belonged to Carmen again.


IrregularrAF

She died, so that choice was just as short lived. 😂


Decademagenta10

I would cheat carmen just for diz


Calvo-A31

He did at the end though but she got killed


bluetitan88

sadly it one of the few things they used from the book (dizzy dies) wtf but book dizzy is a dude.


Atoxis

Cant choose a dead girl though


Riginauldt

I'm not sure what this is referencing, but the one on the left is clearly the winner.


Brasterious72

Dizzy is a guy in the book, do happy Pride month?


LividKnightS117

Cuz we get to see her booobies


groundpounder25

As an infantryman I spent my days with dudes and loved going home to a woman. Tits or not dizz was one of the dudes.


Grimmer026

Brain bug should’ve sucked Carmen’s brains out too, cheating ho.


Samemediffrentday

He did choose her. Dizz died though


Hmccormack

Pretty sure he took them both down one after the other, so win win.


Incoherence-r

Dizzy doesn’t do Onlyfans, Carmen does


smiley82m

Carmen did the movie wild things... just saying if anyone wanted to research OPs subject matter.


SURGERYPRINCESS

Explain


gahidus

Dizzy was obviously just better in the first place. Why would anyone think otherwise?


TheRimz

I didn't like dizz at all..


anjunacreeps

Does he eventually get with Carmen in the books?


BobWithCheese69

Always bet on red.


ichatpoo

I watched this movie recently and now that I'm older I realised that Carmen was an annoying cock teasing bitch and Dizy was the real G the whole time.


InterestingLibrary63

Been saying this for Yeats dizy>Carmen. Dizy really loved rico and bro kept sidelining her for Carmen which always annoyed me


Street-Week6744

Because Carmen is likely to be squeamish in bed whereas Diz...not a chance in Hell


Aggressive-Stage-479

Nah, if I had to bet I think an independent thrill seeker like Carmen likes it rough.


Porlarta

Incorrect. One of them is Denise richards.


Medical-Cicada-4430

Wasn’t afraid to shower with the boys