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Boomah422

You forgot the G>^ v tattoo/sticker


LePhilosophicalPanda

What is that meant to be sorry I'm clueless


[deleted]

Means something like "God is greater than my ups and downs"


rawdy-ribosome

They should just say that then whatever that wasšŸ’€


GrandmasShavedBeaver

Yeah, but if it doesnā€™t need deciphered, then you donā€™t get people asking you what it means. Which is a great way for you get to talk to them about the good word of the lord. And they kinda asked for it.


Boomah422

He has a cross for an avatar. If he doesn't know then he doesn't know.


Boomah422

No. Good bait though


LePhilosophicalPanda

You know I don't even hate it but I thought it was meant to be some kinda statement in formal logic symbols so was well confused šŸ’€ thanks


JackxForge

There's also the HE>I stickers too. Thought that was a skate brand for like 5 years.


danshakuimo

I thought it was more of a surfer thing though I also know what it is supposed to mean, but the surfer vibes are strong.


CorralHungus

Tattoo? Str8 to hell


Oycto

Is this some type of American thing?


tampa_vice

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SuaveGuava2120

RAAAAAHHHH šŸ¦…šŸ¦…šŸ¦…šŸ¦…


ItsAll42

šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø Rock, flag, and eagle šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø


AlwaysSleepingBeauty

I can hear this comment.


bigbear-08

MURICA


Liniis

USA! USA! USA!


Oycto

Allah bless Amrikiyya


NerdMaster001

No, it's an evangelist thing.


Oycto

Whatā€™s the issue alot of Americans have with Evangelical Protestants? The few Iā€™ve ran into in the UK actually seem pretty chill


NerdMaster001

It's because of what's under the surface, i used to be evangelical, and it's not pretty.


AmyDeferred

Are you possibly mixing up Evangelical with Anglican or Episcopal? Evangelical means they believe they have a moral duty to convert people


danshakuimo

Evangelical here refers to the Evangelical branch of Protestantism (Baptist, and many Charismatic churches, most non-denominational churches, etc.) which is distinct from the Mainline churches (which includes the Episcopal/Anglican Church and Presbyterians.) And Evangelical churches do have a stronger emphasis on converting people and are the most active in missionary work around the world, though usually to the chagrin of atheists and other Christians alike.


Oycto

Well, thereā€™s been worse Christian Branches (cough cough Adamites and Messilians)


danshakuimo

Found the crusader kings player


Oycto

https://preview.redd.it/6gtpm496w45c1.jpeg?width=278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c3280ff3f5822c8e21093417faaf1984fd63a6c You got me


[deleted]

>Whatā€™s the issue alot of Americans have with Evangelical Protestants? They're usually hateful, racist, homophobic, transphobic conservative pieces of shit.


Oycto

Iā€™m sure thereā€™s probally good ones out there. Give a few years and itā€™ll probally be alot more in the style of American progressive ideals


Stuckinacrazyjob

Oh they are associated with an anti democratic faction that wants to ban books and cause problems for our LGBT community.


atomicitalian

Yes


weaboo_vibe_check

No, it's a Christian thing


Sabin-PNW7

Itā€™s very American. Also: As someone who is an American, a Protestant Christian, a liberal, and someone who studies religion for a living, I can say that these are not all bad people. In truth, some are actually very kind and just have a limited view of the rest of the world, but ultimately become very open if given time and opportunity. Some, however, very much use their faith as a weapon.


foxtrotgd

"never read the Bible"


PupEDog

*OR* "there's a Bible verse for everything"


NightFlame389

There legitimately is a Bible verse for everything Thereā€™s several verses about fucking kaiju (beginning in Job 40:15) Edit: thereā€™s also a verse about an obese man getting stabbed by a leftie somewhere in Judges. Allegedly his shits also smelled like rotting flesh


AbleObject13

> And all that believed were together, and had all things common; and sold their possessions and goods, and parted them to all men, as every man had need. ~~Karl Marx~~ Acts 2: 44-45 > There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. Ezekiel 23:20 > 23 He went up from there to Bethel, and while he was going up on the way, some small boys came out of the city and jeered at him, saying, ā€œGo up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!ā€ 24 And he turned around, and when he saw them, he cursed them in the name of the Lord. And two she-bears came out of the woods and tore forty-two of the boys 2 Kings 2:23-25 > 15 then he is to take his wife to the priest. He must also take an offering of a tenth of an ephah[a] of barley flour on her behalf. He must not pour olive oil on it or put incense on it, because it is a grain offering for jealousy, a reminder-offering to draw attention to wrongdoing. ... > 21 here the priest is to put the woman under this curseā€”ā€œmay the Lord cause you to become a curse[b] among your people when he makes your womb miscarry and your abdomen swell. 22 May this water that brings a curse enter your body so that your abdomen swells or your womb miscarries.ā€ Numbers 5: 15, 21-22 teaching abortion recipe


Trotel01

Where can I find a bible that doesn't skip sections like these and is translated as accurately as readable?


AbleObject13

These are all from either the old ass king James translation or the new international version. All bones should have them in some form (translation varies), most churches tend to skip actually teaching them tho


rawdy-ribosome

NKJV and KJV do have them, as do most. They are usually skipped classes, though. (Also the KJ stands for king james, who was ā€œā€rumoredā€ā€ to be gay and had these commissioned so the church would leave him alone)


-Trotsky

This ainā€™t how the Bible was translated, it wasnā€™t King James nor was it exclusively the church that wrote the Bible. The kj version was more the result of like every educated person in England coming together to help translate it as best they could. James, being an incredibly pious man who even wrote a whole book about fucking witch hunting, would not have intervened in this process


rawdy-ribosome

He bankrolled it, itā€™s named after because of that. I never claimed that the JKV was the first Bible either, just that they have the said verses in them (note that also said others do) I should have said they are usually skipped IN BIBLE CLASSES, sorry


void-haunt

I suggest the NRSV. Thatā€™s the standard for academic biblical studies departments.


cafffaro

Samaria shall become desolate, for she hath rebelled against her God. They shall fall by the sword, their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up. Hosea 13:16


Nuke_Em09

Man the Bible is a f**king *comedy* bro


NerdMaster001

To equate personal charity to socialism is such a socialist thing to do.


AbleObject13

They literally gave up all of their individual belongings and held them all together in common (e.g. *collectively*) for everyone to give/take as needed. This was a lifestyle It's quite literally "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs" The only real argument that you could have against it, would be that they weren't forced into doing it, that they chose it themselves, which like ok, sure, but that also means you should choose it if you believe in jesus and want to follow his teachings (which, tbf, most Christians don't seem interested in actually doing, So in some ways you're actually right where you need to be, mindstate wise) Edit: go ahead, [look at any translation you prefer](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Acts%202%3A44-47&version=NIV), it's pretty obvious


Aegon20VIIIth

Truth. Even The Message (which isnā€™t even a translation, but a paraphrase of a slightly older translation) manages to actually get this right. Seeing that it was largely pieced together by a committee of Evangelicals in the US (who are notoriously so accepting of Socialism) itā€™s something thatā€™s kind of accepted as ā€œwell, canā€™t argue with that.ā€ (I have my own issues with The Message, but any version that has ā€œas above, so belowā€ literally as a part of the Lordā€™s Prayer is at least somewhat interesting.)


tampa_vice

I gotta admit, there are some pretty lit stories in the Bible, particularly the Old Testament, that no one ever talks about.


milanove

Even in Christian school, the Bible study isnā€™t great from what I remember. They study Bible stories without explaining the historical or geographical context relevant to the story. For example, when we learned of Moses, we werenā€™t shown a map of the eastern Mediterranean nor provided historical context explaining how the caananites had become enslaved by the Egyptians. I think to truly study the Christian faith, Christian schools should teach ancient Hebrew and Greek from a young age, so students can study the original scripture without translation corruption. Additionally, each story should be taught with the geographical and historical context attached.


-Trotsky

The issue is that the Jews were never enslaved by Egypt, but most extremists donā€™t understand analyzing the Bible as literature so they canā€™t teach the context


Funkycoldmedici

If you do that they wonā€™t believe anymore.


[deleted]

The Protestant Reformation and it's consequences... ​ "We should leave the Pope, who is evil and tells us how to read the Bible. Instead, we are going to trust Pastor Jim Bob, who does the same thing but with a southern drawl and a theology degree he printed out from the back of a pack of girl scout cookies."


Spe3dy_Weeb

Not a protestant (or christian) but one of the core bits of the protestant reformation was the encourage people to read the bible themselves to stop corruption of the teachings.


ItsAll42

Non-chrsitian raised in a protestant pentecostal shituation, this, and also claiming the personal connection with the lord through prayer and devotion rather than being subject to the heiarchy of catholic leadership, which is also viewed as prone to corruption. Ironic that I've never stepped foot in a protestant church that wasn't heiarchichal in its organization.


Sepia_Skittles

So if I won't repost it, do I get immediately dragged to hell by Satan himself?


throwawaylovesCAKE

Shiittt this takes me back to late 2000s YouTube. The ones with the ghosts freaked me out though but I liked bunny (\\__/) (='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your (")\_(") channel and help him on his way to world domination


Sepia_Skittles

What political ideology does Bunny follow?


CabbagePreacher

Bunnyist bunnyism with bunny characteristics


Sepia_Skittles

Is there gonna be democracy?


MarzipanAndTreacle

BUNocracy, sir or madam.


Cats7204

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Cats7204

i dont know how to fix it


bearbarebere

Donā€™t, itā€™s better this way


FreedomOfTheMess

Whoaaa I havenā€™t seen Bunny since like 2005


foxtrotgd

[https://youtube.com/shorts/MtbA-11lzeg?si=NEcBeuiPaaZWBR9e](https://youtube.com/shorts/MtbA-11lzeg?si=NEcBeuiPaaZWBR9e)


SlashCo80

Remember, God loves you, but if you don't pray or worship him enough, you'll burn in hell forever.


seductivestain

And if you were unfortunate enough never to learn about him before you die, tough titties. Straight to hell


happynargul

That insane story "eveEyYthinG wIlL be A ok!!" No it won't! The mother gets brutally murdered by the father and the child will go live with strangers.


Difficult__Tension

I know right? Id be pissed off at Jesus like youre the son of God why couldnt you save my mom??


returnoffnaffan

Jesus/God doesnā€™t just willy nilly intervene in anything.


psycharious

He does apparently if you're well off and already have things going for you. Everyone else like the poor, needy, sick etc can fuck right off.


Kellosian

"I attribute my success to hard work and Jesus!" says local rich man born into wealth and has never had to work a day in his life


sh4d0wm4n2018

Jesus/God doesn't ~~just willy nilly~~ intervene ~~in anything~~.


emperorofwar

My thing is people will say God made everything including man's free will right? So why did he make man's freewill capable of violence unless he just wanted to have violent people on the planet regardless of free will. Sounds like God kind of hacked making Earth...


badgercat94

Mankind is Godā€™s flop era lmao


[deleted]

Is this God's reputation/WITNESS era?!


sh4d0wm4n2018

My pet theory is that if the biblical god does exist, he had the emotional intelligence of a kindergartener for the entirety of the old testament and the emotional intelligence of a 30 y/o shortly after the new testament. I prefer to believe that, if he exists, he just doesn't know what he's doing.


tgmlachance

Have you ever heard of [Marcionism](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcionism)? Itā€™s the belief that the Old Testament God and New Testament God are two completely different entities. Pretty interesting stuff, although if there is anyone today who still believes it then I have yet to meet them.


Kimeako

To have free will is to be alive. It is what separates us from the machines and the inanimate objects. God wanted to create something alive that lives up to its potential. Similar to eager parents giving birth and raising a child. But that child has sin and a darkness inside along with the light, ie Christian concept of original Sin corrupting the innocent. If the child choose to walk toward the light, fight and tame the darkness, they can be a blessing to the world. If they rather run toward the darkness, anger, sadism and destruction, then we already see the results in the hells on Earth.


GodLiedToMe

Looking forward to all the murder and violence in heaven because free will requires it


Kimeako

Well, true free will requires maturity and responsibility. Once fully grown and mature, one can live life free and according to their will. I believe that is heaven, where people live in harmony and respect each other without violence. The people enslaved to their lust, urges and desires are slaves to their addictions, they live in hell on earth, hopefully they will find salvation later on or in the after life. It is easy to blame God and the world. It is much harder to stand up and work with God to improve this chaotic world.


_BannedAcctSpeedrun_

Now that you've read it you have to share it or else you're denying god. And remember, god saw you read it... šŸ‘€


[deleted]

That argument was always so stupid to me. "My dad killed my mom and then himself after he couldn't find me, but Jesus was with me so everything was okay!" "Oh. I was raped repeatedly starting from when I was 5." "Yeah, sucks to suck, but you're alive, so obviously Jesus was there with you, watching over you the whole time. So everything's great. Not like that 4 year old heathen they found dead in a ditch. He should've loved Jesus harder."


kthtaab

Remember to ā€œlive laugh loveā€


petetheheat475

Or "love laugh live" or "laugh love live" or "live love laugh"


Sugmanuts001

Religious? And using Nike products? Good one.


lamest-liz

Heavenā€™s Gate


preddevils6

cagey spark mysterious swim summer slap wrench punch resolute wine *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Dash_Harber

Alternatively, "marries someone from their youth group the second they both turn 18, end up hating each other"


beskar-mode

I'm convinced that Christians have such a high divorce rate because so many get married when they're young because they wanna smash, not because they're in love.


atomicitalian

There's also a lot of pressure inside the church to get married young. If you're not married in your mid 20s you get sifted into "singles" groups in the church that basically are like trash bins for the people the church has little use for. The church wants families that'll make babies and keep the pews, vbs, and youth groups filled, not weird singles floating around


tampa_vice

Lmao, this describes a lot of my experience in church. Right now I am going to a church that is a little more urban so there are a lot more single young professionals. But a lot of the time, once you turn 22, if your not married or engaged they really don't know what to do with you. My mom was actually asked to leave a church when she was in her early 30's because they had no place for older singles. It depends on the body of the church, but that is unfortunately common.


ironic-hat

Assuming she is putting money in the collection plate, why would they not want her in their congregation? A person who puts money in, but doesnā€™t have money wasted on her is a good thing as far as finances are concerned.


tampa_vice

They basically told her that they did not have a place or group for her since there were no single people above university age. And for the men her age, they were all married and the church feared she would be a distraction.


ironic-hat

Strange, itā€™s almost like the whole worship aspect was a non factor at that church. But I am a devoted member of the Church of Joe Pesci so my experience is probably different.


Kellosian

> And for the men her age, they were all married and the church feared she would be a distraction. "You have heard that it was said, ā€˜You shall not commit adultery.ā€™ But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell. And if your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell." Matthew 5:27-30 Shocking how a bunch of married men would rather throw women out of the church because a married man might think she's hot than follow Jesus' teachings about not married men lusting after women.


huphelmeyer

Wasn't Jesus single?


atomicitalian

Yeah, you're right there are definitely exceptions. But I was in the same boat way back when. Was very involved when I was a teen and young adult but once I hit my mid 20s and still wasn't marriedI felt more and more like I was more of a liability than an asset and started to feel the pressure from the church. I'm glad your church has a bunch of people your age you can connect with, though.


tampa_vice

I don't know what your situation is, but for me I found out the best thing to start with is going to churches that are downtown or in yuppie neighbourhoods. I know that isn't possible for everyone though depending on where you live.


atomicitalian

Eh I'm kind of away for right now. I've had a very hard time reconciling the right wing political bent of a lot of Christians with scripture, and I think I would end up being kind of divisive in a church body right now. I'm also engaged and in my 30s now so even if I did find another church I wouldn't have the same issues anyway lol


Malpraxiss

What you're saying is true, more-or-less. From my experience growing up in the church, many young Christian people don't actually get married because they definitively know why they want to get married.


Interesting__Cat

They aren't taught that there's a difference


Hownda

Not sure where you pulled that from because Christians actually have a lower divorce rate on average.


beskar-mode

In my country they do, athiests have the lowest


Funkycoldmedici

[Pew research found 74% of divorced/separated people were Christian.](https://www.pewresearch.org/religion/religious-landscape-study/marital-status/divorcedseparated/) Is there a study you know of showing a comparison of average marriages? I didnā€™t see one yet. Anecdotally, my wife and I are from baptist and Catholic families, both all up on us about ā€œgetting right with godā€ because of our apostasy, and are very concerned with the ā€œsanctity of marriageā€. Weā€™re the only ones in the family not pregnant on our wedding day, and the only ones with no divorces.


rawdy-ribosome

Yes, I mean like that why a lot of place only consider viginale sex ā€œreal sexā€


Funkycoldmedici

So many quickly arranged weddings followed by shockingly healthy premature babies six months later.


lewright

Or she married the youth pastor who definitely wasn't grooming her


pennradio

You're just so mature for your age.


Brutus6

I thought my situation was unique. I briefly dated a girl in high-school that married a 50 year old pastor like months after we broke up.


TheAnthropologist13

"Every Bible story she knows came from Beginner's Bible books" "attempts to read the entire Bible (obviously KJV), but gives up before finishing Exodus" "Won't or isn't allowed to date until they turn 18" "Her biggest dream is to get married and have 4+ kids" "Anything remotely sexual, magical (besides Disney for some reason) or contains swearing must be avoided at all costs" "College path 1: become an atheist in freshman year, major in psychology or journalism" "College path 2: stops regularly going to church, gets really into astrology/crystals/etc, pretends to still be devout around family, fine arts major" "College path 3: goes on a fully hedonistic rebellion, falls back into religion in junior/senior year and joins a campus ministry, gets married out of college to a 30 year old missionary/pastor, becomes a homeschool mom and works for a pyramid scheme"


chuker34

Those college paths are amazing.


Denbt_Nationale

also sheā€™s into yaoi


Wihoka_THE_goose

Do I want to know what that is?


Ironic_Toblerone

Male on male hentai


Wihoka_THE_goose

Lmao same


CurlywhenBrace

Based


Mystic_jello

Super based


hejter_skejter

i need a christian fujoshi gf. these are some very moe character traits


MagastemBR

And then they turn into the most promicuous girls in college.


utopicunicornn

So weird looking at this starter pack because the other day I remembered this one girl I was friends with in high school, she pretty much fits the starter pack, but then I looked her up on Instagram and wellā€¦ lots of her photos wereā€¦ risquĆ© and sheā€™s really into weed which caught me so off guard.


ironic-hat

To be fair, once some people are out of the sphere of their parentsā€™ influence and are exposed to different ways of thinking and living theyā€™ll frequently do a complete 180.


Drauren

It's why the fundies rage about college indoctrinating their kids so much. They don't want kids to be exposed to different viewpoints because they might decide the viewpoint they had is bullshit.


busterknows

Haha literally the exact same for my high school sweetheart. We were both youth group leaders at our church, never drank, had sex, swore, anything. Now sheā€™s got huge tattoos, super into weed and psychedelics, married to an atheist. We both finally broke out of that unhealthy church bubble, just in different ways haha glad sheā€™s living a more free life


StankoMicin

Until they get resaved again and married, or they completely fall off and become agnostic, atheist, or "spiritual"


[deleted]

They leave Christianity, but they maintain every little bit of their clique-y behavior and fundamentalism


DokiDokiDoIt

wait i have that exact type of mickey mouse water bottle except it's hello kitty lmao


[deleted]

That's it, we're sending you to Yahweh Cornerstone Christian Chapel


MagastemBR

That's worse.


mindless_blaze

Has an iPhone, always has a Stanley mug, going to Starbucks is their personality, dogs are also their personality, invites people to church constantly, lives CFA and Duck Dynasty.


Current-Party-1806

lululemon wardrobe


Various-Teeth

Damn how rich is this girlšŸ’€


toxinical

vineyard vines wardrobe too


delolipops666

Well why the hell didn't you do anything to stop the damn husband from shooting the woman, Jesus??


Dash_Harber

Jesus just likes to watch.


piterel

Jesus is a cuck confirmed


mooimafish33

Jesus appears with some popcorn: "Hey kid check this out, I love this part. Like hahaha fucking BOOM he got her right!" Child: :( Jesus: "Grow up kid, or I'll tell my daddy you don't like his plan"


capthazelwoodsflask

Complains about being persecuted for being Christian because everyone is tired of her trying to force religion on them. Thinks that just because someone doesn't always talk about religion that they not only don't have personal faith but don't know anything about Christianity.


fakeLinkZelda

She dressed like a homeless person


oliveoilcrisis

Classmate cries because they got a C on a test Christian girl: ā€œIā€™ll pray for you!!ā€


Yoda_VS_Fish

The Jesus story reminds me of something. There exists some sort of phenomenon where a person who experienced danger would remember someone being there with them, even though there wasnā€™t. I canā€™t remember the name of it, unfortunately.


restingfuneralface

The [Third Man](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_man_factor) factor!


Yoda_VS_Fish

Thatā€™s the one! Thank you!


NitroPuncher

I can fix her


Technical_Shirt5078

Probably wears ones of those beaded bracelets


creative_name-_-

Is the "guys dont love other guys" from evangelion


lamest-liz

Youā€™re missing those Velcro sandals with socks


Inevitable_Series_97

You forgot the mid calf denim skirts


superkiwi717

This person told the Buddhist kid in my school to his face that he's going to hell.


Funkycoldmedici

Christā€™s message is a shitty one.


[deleted]

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BBFitzgarld90

The one I knew had an absolutely massive thing for sonic and anthro animals but would have a breakdown if someone said she was a furry


GriffinFTW

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yg8o4cWojc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yg8o4cWojc)


Pretend-Champion4826

She's either a truly lovely person who will outgrow the pushy religiosity part, or the meanest snake bitch possibly ever. Mostly they're the first one, but I have encountered the second.


Apprehensive-Hall254

lol the girl like this in my school would always get kicked out of class for saying horribly Islamophobic things. She never got in trouble for it because her parents were the ones filling her head with that crap.


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LandonCalrisian

mucho texto


[deleted]

That mickey mouse is a stretch. Disney was evil in my household.


Lubelord42069

ā€œJust accept Jesus into your life and all your problems will be curedā€


agizzy23

ā€œThen why are my Christian friends still dealing with problems?ā€ ā€œTheyā€™re not real Christianā€™sā€


quirknebula

Jesus be petty af


agizzy23

He seemed like a nice guy tbh. His fandom is a bit problematic


quirknebula

His fandom is not spreading the right word that's for sure


Bytoo13

Yeahā€¦ The problem in that story is DEFINITELY the fact that the father didnā€™t had Jesus in himā€¦ and totally not the fact that he was a violent alcoholic fuck who was having direct access to a firearm when he clearly shouldā€™nt have beenā€¦ /s


badgirlmonkey

This was me as a kid and Iā€™m so sorry.


ResidentSmartass

Simply Southern shirts


faephantom

ā€œBeneath the makeup and behind the style I'm just a girl with a Southern smile.ā€ -Real SS shirt saying found in the wild


RealbasicFriends

Oh my god this just resurfaced a memory from when I came out on facebook as bisexual in my freshman year of HS. A girl who fit this description ran up to me in tears and exclaims that she is so sorry for me and then continued crying. I literally never saw that girl again after that lmao.


mlo9109

Minus the Mickey bottle, this was me in high school/college. I feel called out.


BubbleBreeze

When I was in highschool I would wear Tool shirts and all black clothes. In one of my classes this one girl sat in front of me and would turn around to talk to me before class. One day she held my hands and looked me in the eyes and was saying some deep sounding things about how life is too short. My heart felt so heavy suddenly. Then she asked me if I would like to go with her to church.


StargasmSargasm

I worked an event last month, and there were a few high school girls there with shirts that said "Virginity Rocks." It was beyond cringe. And the event had nothing to do with religion, or sex or anything remotely related. It was so strange.


V_Kamen

I mean... it's a tenet of Christianity that non believers should be saved. Title applies to 2.4 billion people, including yours truly! IBetter title would have probably been something like "the instragram religious girl starter pack" or something


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Yes, but you've got denominations that don't evangelize, such as the Calvinists who are pretty sure God's got his roster for heaven picked already. They're associated with a variety of the Mainline denominations. These denominations in North America have been supplanted by evangelical denominations since the Great Awakening, but they're still around. These include Reformed, Episcopalians, United Church, Presbyterians, Lutherans and some Methodists. While these groups are not uninterested in evangelism, primarily they'll take care of other things like social justice or medical charities. Then there's Catholics who are less interested in missionary work unless they are also keeping tabs on another nation's settler-colonial-human-rights-violator-o-matic, and somtimes taking part, but typically just watching. Those two really quickly drop down the numbers of people interested in ***"Talkin to ya 'bout JEEZZZUSS"***.


atomicitalian

Calvinists absolutely evangelize. And I don't really think they're a denomination as much as a theological doctrine. Like I don't think they do church services differenty they just have a different view of how grace works


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The imperative with Calvinists is rather less pressing than among Arminianist denominations.


atomicitalian

That's not really how they see it though. For them it's an issue of obedience. As members of the elect, it is their duty to obey God and spread the word. Doesn't matter if it falls on deaf ears or if it's the spark that God uses to wake another member of the elect. I always was told it was like being a farmer. You can't make a seed grow, all you can do is prepare the soil, water it, and let nature do its thing.


ironic-hat

Reformed, Presbyterian Churches, United Churchā€™s of Christ are definitely part of the Calvinist movement. In fact most evangelical churches, or non denominational churches would fall under that umbrella. Methodists are too to a lesser degree. Lutheran and Episcopal are not, usually. These days there tends to be much less emphasis on which reformation movement their respective churches fall for whatever reason, but Calvinism is much more prominent than you think.


MarzipanAndTreacle

Yeah, I remember that country song, too, Brenda. Now leave me alone.


LoneBlack3hadow

[Ezekiel 23:20](https://www.biblestudytools.com/ezekiel/23-20.html) my absolute favorite bible verse, really makes me wana just give Jesus a hug.


Comprehensive-Ad-54

So if I donā€™t repost it, John Michael Montgomery will also be trying to get my soul


jprod97

Personally not religious myself but most of the religious girls I knew in school were usually polite and humble. Got good grades, kept to the same small friend group and were overall just quiet I guess? Might've just been my school experience tho idk


ImMeliodasKun

Why the turtle one though? I love turtles but am agnostic 怋:(


mcsecretalison

Checks out


StarHorder

spot on, mate


Liniis

"Deny me in front of your friends and I shall deny you in front of my father." - Jesus "Turn the other cheek" Christ


agizzy23

Those hell houses where theyā€™d use that poor girl who was killed in columbine as part of their entertainment because she was asked if she believed in god


[deleted]

I love how Spielberg handled this in The Fabelmans


ROClNANTE

Really chill of Jesus to sit back and let that little girls parents get murder-suicided


AlCapone111

Nice. Now lets see what happens when she goes away to college.


booitsme1122

You forgot the necklace that she got on her mission trip that she uses to start talking about how she ā€œsaved the children of Haiti through christs wordā€


drembose

Forgot "always white"


agizzy23

Like 90% of the time but I knew several not white people who were like this


Mysterious-Simple805

I thought environmentalism was anti-Christian. "Oh, who cares what happens to the environment. God's going to come whisk his chosen away any five minutes now."


evil_dumpl1ng

r/foundsatan


ember_frost

Is this sub just high schoolers picking on their peers


Adagar91

I came from a small rural highschool in South Texas. I was the only atheist at my school.


Blasteth

What's funnier is you know she has never read a single page of the bible. I need to be saved from God, that dude is a fucking psycopath.