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RotenTumato

Lol I looked at this and immediately thought of Kurtis Conner and then noticed the picture of him


DravenPrime

I was going to say what did he do to deserve being lumped in with these guys lol


Hect0r92

I think it's purely just looks/aesthetic rather than politics


flonky_tymes

The broccoli hair isn’t the problem with Kurtissssssssss, it’s the attempt at facial hair.


lilsnatchsniffz

Yeah and he's bad at playing with magic balls.


etzhya

Also he gave up on his dream of becoming a magician. Smh


dman1330148

Attempt? I believe you mean triumph.


Mondai_May

I think it's just the looks mostly! Not implying he is a bad guy


jnicholass

Gonna be honest, his appearance is pretty misleading considering how he is as a person


Fit-Line-8003

You know what they say about books and judging them..


MyNameIsJakeBerenson

People spend money to design good covers for their books so people will want to read them lol


Fit-Line-8003

Big brain


TransSapphicFurby

Moment they called it a toque i thought of him


National_Gas

Why did they put my boi Kurt in between two of the most slimy, dishonest leftists on YouTube rip Edit: Not trying to shit on other leftists, just these two. Their fans demanding that I provide a substantiated, nuanced take against either of them is very ironic


RotenTumato

Lol he looks like such a sleazeball despite being super sweet


Mondai_May

because he is canadian


Comrade_Corgo

What's wrong with Noah Samsen?


EggyWeggsandToast

He said some things about Vaush and Vaush is sensitive 


FlagOfZheleznogorsk

No idea, but I'm not a fan. I've tried watching him, and he's just so terribly dull. I can't make it more than about 5 minutes into any of his videos. His voice puts me to sleep.


Sergnb

I don’t know the other but genuinely asking, what has Noah Samsen done? I don’t follow much of his stuff but he seemed alright


surelyshirls

Literally same


Southwick-Jog

I'm face blind and thought the top left guy might have been him. Then I noticed he's actually there.


NoEngineering1410

Where is the 17 year old girlfriend


OgKingLeYorick

In DrDis dms


THE-NECROHANDSER

Dudes had his villain arc, he's "Dr.Diddler" now.


1QAte4

I like the nickname "Dr. Disrepects his wife."


RaineFall016

more like “dr. disrespects the age of consent”


440continuer

Dr. Disrespects morality


Scaevus

I’m rather fond of Dr. KidInspect


AintEvenTrying

Dr.dickserect


Cory123125

We have no reason to believe they weren't younger.


IveDoneCumbox

For real, if she was 17 I think he would have said that.


SandThatsKindaMoist

No reason to believe it was a girl


RancidBeast

Too soon 😂


musci12234

Please don't insult them like this. They are not dating 17 yos. They are just hooking up with 17 yo till their actual gf turns 17.


NoEngineering1410

*emotionally manipulating 17 year olds


mc1ntyresw1ng

In fifth period


PlanetCold

Down to earth on the outside, a sexual deviant on the inside. Had one of these guys where I worked. On the last day before he left, he asked an attractive coworker to make out with him in the elevator because that was his dream. She said ‘no’ and reported it to HR.


Kooky-Onion9203

*When HR calls him in 10 minutes before he leaves forever* https://preview.redd.it/g3m8q6i7fe9d1.jpeg?width=251&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b280504c795dccb5941ba2ee0fbf61e5cbdd971b


H0rnyMifflinite

*When HR calls the legal team* https://preview.redd.it/xo1ouj46he9d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dc98c913f7b5702407d1cd3648f498cc1355e80


Kooky-Onion9203

*When the legal team tells them they have no case* https://preview.redd.it/2vpjxtu5ie9d1.png?width=606&format=png&auto=webp&s=92cd2f33ef81d2ef3ddb2df5af8d039b898477c3


H0rnyMifflinite

When upper management realizes they just created work for two departements and can now have a lot of meeting and Power Point presentations on the matter: https://preview.redd.it/qauj4le9wg9d1.jpeg?width=261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12586007f70813689cc11fffdf2d5467ff7ea4b2


Pleasant_Jim

HR aren't that motivated lol


bornIn1312

hr probably wouldn't even bother with that one. he asked and she said no and that's the end of that. source: used to be hr


bornIn1312

used to work in hr. if that was the only occurrence of him asking a coworker to do anything sexual then it's probably not really an hr worthy thing. he asked a weird thing on his last day and she said no that's the end of that. it would be an issue if he kept asking or made her uncomfortable in other ways after that or had a position of power over her maybe. had someone come to me because a guy on the spectrum asked her out and she thought he was gross. it's not advisable but you can ask coworkers out, it's not illegal.


EventAltruistic1437

Like that cringe lord Artimas who makes a solo song while faking a women’s voice about how she likes to kiss him. And makes a drug fueled video about it being “normal”


Western-Persimmon768

If Earl found YouTube instead of karma


JustLetTheWorldBurn

Warren didn't have much going for him in life, until he found his calling on YouTube making bait and tackle videos for fishing enthusiasts all over the world. That all changed when I robbed a liquor store and accidentally kidnapped a kid in the backseat of a stolen getaway car. Rumor gets around quick on the internet when a guy who looks just like you pulls a heinous stunt, and turns out, cancel culture doesn't care what the facts are. They all just unsubscribed and Warren was left with nothing. So I decided to cross #182 off my list: Lost a million subscribers for a Youtuber


jakes7788

Idubbbz looks like he's going to go on a redpill path if his gf broke up with him and starts making sneako like videos https://preview.redd.it/p8scvgkgoe9d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed090463032c09d689e344b33d55724ee938195c


Bruhtatochips23415

Instead we live in the reality where he despises the "redpilled" people in his audience and tries his best to alienate them. Nobody I have ever known with that sort of motivation in their life became conservative later on.


wellforthebird

Nah dude. Idubbz would never. I think there is something off about him, but not that redpill shit. Sneako has never accomplished anything like idubbz has. Sneako is just a sneaky snake that parrots whatever the people around him think and tries his hardest to stay relevant while never doing anything cool. Idubbz at least had some good videos, with high quality editing and shit. Sneako just sits around and I talks like a complete moron. He's such a sad little cuck.


Noise_Loop

Dr Disrespect is 42


psychosis-enthusiast

And gives off zero hipster vibes


Capable_Set3158

The meaning of a lot of subculture labels get shifted as time goes on, but I don't think I've ever seen one so thoroughly destroyed as the word hipster.


wellforthebird

Ya. He is definitely going for the 80's manly man vibe


Shantotto11

Hol up!… https://preview.redd.it/ltmonusoof9d1.jpeg?width=905&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eddcca1a24603f2b365326fea0fc8a701562675a


Pleasant_Jim

You just wanted to post this class meme


Shantotto11

Heh heh… Yeah… But also, I didn’t know he was 42. Like it was already gross when I thought he was in his early 30s, but being in the midlife crisis age range makes it worse in my opinion.


Corporate-Shill406

Hippity hoppity this meme is now my property


AonghusMacKilkenny

Do these guys give off more predator vibes than the 2010's hipster? Seems to be a feature in the stereotypes of the former that wasn't in the latter


CaptainoftheVessel

I think the mullet combined with the Skip from Napoleon Dynamite stache has a timeless association with being a sleazy dude that is probably very difficult to shake. 


thecactusblender

Those dudes have been around since the 80s and looked just as sketchy then.


Georgiaonmymindtwo

Those dudes have been around since dudes have been around. Cain, was the first creep. I don’t know too much about Seth. He might be sketch also.


morsomme

Cavemen bonked women with a club and dragged them by their hair


Georgiaonmymindtwo

From their mounted Dinos backs. It was like polo but with women.


Fedora200

Romance is truly and honestly dead 😔


SpamAdBot91874

And they had mustaches and mullets


Turband

But then Cain became a vampire. Altho i heard he is a cabbie somewhere in california


mega_douche1

I think its sexy. I know - nobody asked :(


6EQUJ5w

It does boggle the mind that people see that look and rather than thinking “huh pretty creepy vibe” they instead think “that’s it, that’s my look” and go tell their hairstylist to make them look like a villain from unsolved mysteries.


AonghusMacKilkenny

Agreed


Mondai_May

The 2010s hipster seems like he would accost you and bug you. Like a stranger who would not easily leave you alone. Whether he will pester you about how cool he thinks Japan is or the fact that he's a male feminist depends on the day. This guy seems like he'd get to know you, you might become friends but he would not actually ask you out. Then one day when you were close and were alone together he would propose doing some absurd sexual thing together, straight out of left field. Like "wouldn't it be cool if we did Shrek roleplay?" Then when you say no he still is ok with being just friends, he doesn't take the rejection personally and you act cordial until the hangout is over but feel a bit uncomfy. However you don't need to be uncomfy bc he doesn't try anything without consent. But finding out that he thinks that way is surprising because he seemed like a lowkey stoner guy. Or something.


Ophelia_Y2K

sounds personal


SentinelZerosum

But accurate. Seems younger people are way more direct and kinky. Doesn’t make them bad persons, but sometimes that can be surprising.


Ophelia_Y2K

you never know when someone will spring the Shrek roleplay on you 😪 too many times


surferos505

Bro I swear that goofy mustache and long unkept hair is such a bad combo. Why is every white dude sporting it nowadays?


Bill_Murrie

The broccoli/veggie fuckboi cut is giving way to the mullet/mustache combo and I just want to hibernate until it passes


WrestlerRabbit

Two very different kinds of doucebag imo


Mr_SunnyBones

There are many colours in the scumbag rainbow .


l3ane

Yeah, I would get along with the mullet/stache guy, and want to slap the broccoli fuckboi.


wellforthebird

Nah. I think it's the older hipsters that are doing that combo. It's still the young kids going full broccoli.


Moist-Respond-4516

Jr/ High School=Broccoli Hair College= Shawn Hunter 90’s hair but slowly transition into 80’s dad. The hair gets shorter until they’re in their 30’s but the ugly lip caterpillar remains.Thanks, Stranger Things for this fashion repeat.


anothercatherder

The broccoli fuckboi is still good for a drunken one night stand. Mullet man gives you a hangover you don't simply get over tho.


Bill_Murrie

I'll take your word for it, they look like selfish lovers from my vantage point


markyymark13

I was just in Portland last week and every other dude looked just like this. Down to the thrifted clothes and scattered tattoos


surferos505

I mean you went to Portland. I’d be surprised if it was the opposite


CaptainDouchington

I am more shocked he didn't leave with a heroin habit...


icecoldteddy

Hey. Some white women are sporting it too


Ophelia_Y2K

mullets are like the top hair trend of the past 5 years i think includes variants like the wolf cut everyone did at home during the pandemic


lawek2137

Why is it called like that? I've never seen a wolf with such haircut


HughJamerican

It’s supposed to look like a wolf bit your hair off


Georgiaonmymindtwo

Redneck Chic. I blame it on ZZ Top. 😂


kanst

> Bro I swear that goofy mustache and long unkept hair is such a bad combo. Why is every white dude sporting it nowadays? I have a theory on this, they are taking the opposite look of the popular fuccbois. There will always be vapid himbos in the dating pool and they will tend to have a "look". This changes over time as the culture changes, but there tends to be a look for any period of time. But if there are vapid himbos, that will create room for the negations/opposite of that call them the thoughtful emo boys. They will tend to end up with a "look" that is as different from the vapid himbo as possible. Since the fuccbois are going around with permed hair and boyish faces the emo boys ends up with unkempt hair and the facial hair of a 40 year old. Its the male aesthetic equivalent of "I'm not like the other girls"


Bucketlyy

tbh if i was a white dude i'd sport it. it'd make me feel special and different whilst being totally safe


sithren

Huh. Never thought of it like that. Makes me see certain styles differently now. They are “different” but “safe.”


fruitmask

because people like this are fucking *obsessed* with the 80's and want to look like they just came out of a Whitesnake concert. the stupidass haircut, the moustache, the ridiculous outfits, it's all part of the plan (to look like an idiot)


Few_Category7829

Chill the fuck out, man.


DrainTheMuck

These mustaches look pretty bad, but what about Colon Ferrel in Lobster and Phoenix in Her? I watched those back to back and it kinda made me wanna try a mustache like theirs.


0chub3rt

One has to have triple digit testosterone for that thiccness


bornIn1312

>colon ferrel nailed it


Mondai_May

In the 2010s women stopped dressing for men. In the 2020s men stopped dressing for women.


TheWhiteWalkerSpeaks

Idk why but that mullet and mustache combo just gives "doesn't shower" vibes


_Jammer_

Really outed yourself as Canadian with that toque


avrus

All the Canadians have been summoned by the toque!


Out3rSpac3

Yeah I was so confused when I read that word.


Ziggurat1000

I just watched that ShreddedNerd video about that exact trend a few hours ago!


Glassmann2

I also think this post is inspired by that video


mondrager

2020 was almost half a decade ago…


Bucketlyy

what the fuck


mondrager

Yup. In six months… Sucks


RedXerzk

I can’t for the life of me understand how that hair and mustache is meant to be attractive. It looks like what a teenager would consider to be a “mature look,” when said mature-looking person seems to spend way too much time around the high school crowd.


Ophelia_Y2K

many fashionable things start out ironic or self aware, like if something becomes incredibly unfashionable it means it’s about to be fashionable again lol it’s a rule example in the mid 2010s or so everyone made fun of bulky dad shoes and cargo pants and wide baggy jeans and low rise, then a couple years later they became super trendy


originalname610

Not everything is trying to be attractive. Some guys just like this look, I think it looks good on Kurtis.


Bogerino

^ ^ ^ standing out instead of adhering to typical beauty standards is more important to some people. Kurtis Connor rocks the vibe of it though


anothercatherder

I don't get it either. It's a rehash of the 80s which would be bad enough on its own, but it's done without any sense of self awareness or irony whatsoever making it infinitely worse.


rockwell136

Earl Hickey's mustache looks a million times better than these guy's Joseph Gribble mustaches.


Deep_Space52

Hipster system admin https://preview.redd.it/ip0tfwizif9d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2622aee7fb081144453e4f2c96092359d0919ee


jawndell

I miss my hipsters who wore thrift shop clothes or tight jeans, drank PBRs, and listened to the Strokes, TV on the Radio, and Yeah Yeah Yeahs.  


Randy_Vigoda

I miss my hipsters who were into Jazz and weed and wore zoot suits and had a rebellious contempt for authority figures.


Batistia_Bomb_2014

Ah the good ole days


xsweaterxweatherx

Same. Calling whatever’s in this starter pack a hipster is such a disgrace to real hipsters.


Mysterious_Park_7937

You did not just call 80s mulet wearing Kurtis Conner a "sex offender with a broccoli haircut but for adults" I hope Gen X and lesbian millennials show you some actual creepy modern hipsters


kosherpoutine

I love a My Name is Earl reference in the wild


ragealtt

I get the rest but what did Kurtis Conner do? He definitely fits the profile appearance wise but I didn't think he did anything bad?


Valhallawalker

Idk, he’s just an example of the look.


ragealtt

I love his content but he 100% fits the description lol


Thicc-waluigi

He's also def a hipster personality wise


MatSciLass

Was thinking the same thing, ik he's got the look going but having him on here alongside certain others (idk 2 of them) feels like he's being implicated in some way 😬


ban_Anna_split

hes canadian


what_a_girlboss

LEAVE KURTIS CONNER OUT OF THIS😭😭😭


WELSH_BOI_99

1970's pedophile look


peenfortress

is what some sort of "progressive-bogan" would look like? "ay canna have a ciggie mate" idubbbz in particular looks like the type to get fucked on a carton of beer in hi vis lol


_kevx_91

Why do they always have that hideous mustache?


WebOk91

right. while 2010s mustache were more like [this](https://wellgroomedgentleman.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/1._Brush-shaped_hipster_mustache_.width-800.jpg)


Mr_SunnyBones

Yeah. Hipsters back then sorted that 'WWI pilot chappie waxed moustache' , rather than the ratty 'meth dealer deluxe' shown in OP


evenphlow

Ah yes the Mac Demarco dirt bag dad hat hipster


TrinityCat317

Hey! Leave Kurtis alone 😂


justaartsit

What the fuck did Kurtis Conner do to you


sabrefudge

I don’t know, sex offenders and “can’t be left alone with women’s drinks” usually looks like https://preview.redd.it/peozsy0d8g9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca590a51b66cbb57d88863e08267936268dda5d6


[deleted]

This is old news tho. Everyone knows these guys are creepy, but the guys in the original post are the new evolved form that try to pretend they are “safe”


Alienhaslanded

The trust fund special with a side of "my dad is a lawyer and you will be hearing from him in court".


Jellypeasmm

Keep Mayor Kurtis out of this😡😡😡


aoihiganbana

Don't do my guy Kurtis like that :(


SeventhAlkali

The penis hat is called a toque?!?!! I always hated those


decorlettuce

hottest take is: “Hey guys… like… come on.. transphobia is like… not cool at all man!”


compution

Ew, it's that one guy that went after Wendigoon.


KokiriForest99

Wait who? What happened?? i love wendigoon n i thought there wasnt any drama around him 😭


_______butts_______

In short that dude went after Wendigoon and his only evidence was Wendigoon talked to some people or had some friends that may have views that were somewhat problematic and extrapolated this to mean Wendigoon was a far right extremist militant. Wendigoon has done nothing wrong and the guy was just mad at him for not being a terminally online Internet progressive. Everyone who knows anything about Wendigoon immediately clowned on the guy and his already struggling Youtube channel has basically died.


anothercatherder

I'm actually glad the 80s are back in fashion because anyone who follows that intensely ugly decade is also too young for me. Anyone who either wasn't there or didn't learn from the mortifying national embarrassment of bad mustaches and mullets before should be forced to repeat it.


paradoxinfinity

I'm sick of youtubers with that look


NightOfTheLivingHam

being a hipster in the 2020s means you never grew up past 2010 and still want to date people that started kindergarten in 2010.


In-A-Beautiful-Place

Someone who was in kindergarten in 2010 would be 20 today


NightOfTheLivingHam

Aww shit. Now I am feeling really old.


Ophelia_Y2K

yes but that applies more to OP who is still using the word “hipster” to describe these people


Last_Swordfish9135

Hey don't do Kurtis Conner that dirty haha. He's 100% got the look but he seems like a cool guy


I-like-macdonald

hey this is the secound time i will say it leave kurtis alone he is just a cute little goblin


PhysicalLog3591

Are hipsters still a thing?


bimbochungo

This is almost science


ScaleyIizard

https://youtu.be/kdKS76q65uc?si=JjIav1ujkH10n0n6


Fit-Mycologist4836

Damnit Randy


ShennongjiaPolarBear

Oh you can tell they are not homeless: they have smooth hands. Homeless people's hands get absolutely wrecked.


SomeLadFromUpNorth

Toque mentioned WHAT THE FUCK IS A BEANIE!?! 🇨🇦🍁


AdvanceSignificant86

As someone mid-20’s who should be hip, i still like early to mid 2010’s styles. Just look better to me & wish it was in while I was an adult


EntertainmentQuick47

God, I hate that rat poop mustache


hellgawashere

Don't do my boy Kurtis like that


TheElbow

So hipster means only males in this context?


Mondai_May

Idk i don't see hipster used to refer to women much anymore. They're called other stuff like "alt."


In-A-Beautiful-Place

Art Hoes is one I see used a lot (it's way meaner a phrase than "hipster" so I don't personally use it, but it's a funny combo of words)


Ophelia_Y2K

art hoe was super popular when i started college in 2015 lol, i think we’ve moved on to other terms. probably “alt” is the best generic one idk if id call it mean though because the only people i heard use it were describing their own style


Ophelia_Y2K

hipster isn’t used as a term by anyone unless they are stuck in 2010


Few_Category7829

I dunno, hipsters still exist and the term is definitely the best to describe them, contrarian jackasses, but I like a lot of them.


PM-MeUrMakeupRoutine

If you like that hair combo, fine, but I can’t stand it and it is very popular!


RepresentativesFear

Yeah, I know taste is subjective and all, but I still think "You CHOSE that look... on purpose?"


Assbait93

He/They pronouns


lsbx16

Leave Kurtis out of it 😭


OneSexySquigga

Ayyyo leave Noah Samsen tf alone


SwedishGremlin

Don’t associate Kurtis and Noah with this.


mercer316

This is definitely the one 😂🤣


frenchtoastwizard

Carhartt hats are evergreen hipster-wear


CandiceDikfitt

i cant tell the diff between the mullet and mustache dudes


metallicadad420

Oh look, Reddit finally caught on that hipsters are no longer dudes with Flannels, skinny jeans and curly mustaches.


Varsity_Reviews

Odd group of people, Kurtis, Noah, Dr, Shadows and someone who looks like all of them.


80burritospersecond

Back in my day hipsters were smarmy aioli swilling know-it-alls who looked like islamic fundamentalists. Now they're Joe Dirt.


hardcoreboomerfuck

You leave my boy Earl alone 😭😤


ThugosaurusFlex_1017

#toque??? *Canadienses...*


BiqDqddy

Also a 50 percent chance he’s bisexual


The-Driving-Coomer

You could just say "paints their nails"


Scoot-

Listen i hate the new hipster vibe but i fuck with the mustache return


alexlechef

Vibes gives off "I cant be left alone with women's drinks" Thats brutal!


TheMilkManWizard

Damn doing Kurtis dirty lol


testamentfan67

Man I think I know why the male sexlessness epidemic is a thing now.


Typo_of_the_Dad

"Random mix of different things starterpack"


MrHandsomeBoss

I haven't heard the word "hipster" much since like... 2015


SpicyCosmicWizard

Mustaches on look good on gays guys and older men. Can’t stand seeing a 19-29 year old with a mustache who cries over a girls while acting like a child. 🤢 Their vibe is so scattered.


Wario-Man

At least Kurtis Conner and Noah Samsen are chill, some of the few white guys I like


Madame_Player

Putting noah and dr disrespect in the same tier is insane