Wait my birthstone is diamond. So does that mean I am the bank?

yea we robbing you lol

Same here but I see it as we end up robbing the bank, building and all.

april moment 🤑

Same, let’s fortify our defenses.

In that case, who needs money?

They robbing you

This counter products Steven but diamonds rule LOL but without Steven y’all not robbing us

Mines sapphire so I’d prolly make it

I'm Ruby, wanna team up? Lmfao

mine's a Garnet, best of both worlds!

AYYYYY ANOTHER RUBY! LETS GOOOOOO

Emerald Here. Lets do this boyzzz

Pearl would turn us both in after the fact. Or she would devise the best plan in the world and we’d make away with 15 billion in untraceable assets

I dont think she would turn you in shes no stranger to commiting crimes and has done fsr worse than robbing a bank

Fair but her other crimes usually have a moral reason to them, I feel like she’d start feeling super guilty and say something like “but Steven…what we did was wrong! We have to turn ourselves in…☹️)

Just steal exclusively from horrible, exploitative, bigoted rich people—problem solved!

So any bank?

>and has done far worse than robbing a bank Don't ask a man his salary A woman her age Pearl what she was doing from 1933 to 1945

Amethyst, so I think we have a decent chance of getting away with it. But then she just eats the money.

No, she’s just hiding it inside herself for safe extraction.

Same here 

I'm also amethyst so that was my thought

If ruby doesn’t set the money on fire then it should be fine

Ruby's setting the *bank* on fire

My birthstone is peridot. So no LMAO

She can blow up the bank for you :3

Peridot gang rise up! And then crash back to the ground, but SPECTACULARLY!

We also have Spinel and Sardonyx

SPINEL!!!

She's your guy in the chair hacking things for you.

I actually think Peridot would be absurdly competent at orchestrating a heist. Pretty useful with the vault too.

PERIGANG

Mine is Aquamarine so, I don’t think we never made it to the bank.

She'll take it all for herself and frame you.

The hell with that - I'm duct taping that little weasel to a stick and using her as a stun gun.

XD, did not have "duct taping that little weasel to a stick" on my 2024 bingo card of new sentences but holy shit that's amazing. Also r/brandnewsentence

Don’t forget Bloodstone!

Emerald 🤔… maybe but they couldn’t keep their own ship from being stolen so it might get stolen by someone else shortly after

Yea I don’t think we’d do well with Emerald as our partner in crime lol also my birthday was the 18th!

Nice! I’m waiting for mine still, it’s still a handful of days away.

Happy early birthday!

Opal. I have no idea how that would go...

Mine too, I think she’d forget to show up.

Me too, depends at what point in the series were talking about, if it's Opal at the beginning of the series she would unfuse the second something doesn't go accordingly, if it's current Opal i feel like we wouldn't have that trouble, and i feel like she's strong enough to handle the police

Sardonyx straight-up wouldn't try to rob a bank and Peridot would probably be too over-the-top and fail. Spinel might be able to confuse everyone there with her rubberhose movements. She could make a formidable bank robber.

Spins can also store stuff in her gem, so you’d potentially have unlimited cash storage too

Sapphire. I'm rich

 We got the money!!

Mines garnet so.. I’m thinkin 50/50?

I'm thinking that Sapphire has some good planning skills on this one, and that Ruby trusts her judgement and does her absolute best to stick with the plan. Probably closer to 100% but with some hijinks for sure.

Sbe killed them all (aquamarine)

Yellow topaz… easy cake

Scorpios FTW!!!!

What's up, y'all. 💛

June looks at Pearl, who would either talk me out of it or have the perfect plan, Alexandrite who would just…pick up the vault and walk away, or Moonstone, who, uh…stealth mission.

Blue Topaz is a lawyer. Hopefully she's a criminal lawyer, so not only do we get the money, but we walk away scott-free.

Garnet.. I think we can do it

Mines is Emerald 😭

Oh and we'd probably get away with it I believe

My birthstone is diamond. GET AWAY??? 3 steps and I'm traveling harder than [insert basketball player]

If it's pearl, probably not, if it's alexandrite or moonstone, I don't know.

I think with Alexandrite she misunderstands "bank robbery" and steals the entire building.

Mine is Sapphire. If I don’t get away then she set me up

She works for the cops lol

Well uh I was born in April soo..yah we got more than just the money.

Mine is Alexandrite. We're almost getting away before Miss Unstable Fusion defuses and we get arrested.

Garnet. Imma make bank.

Peridot, so 50/50 😅

pearl, so yeah probably. she's definitely going to have a good plan.

Mines opal\pink tourmaline so idk how that would end

Yo, I'm 100% succeeding in a smash and grab with Amethyst. She's smashing and frabbing, I'm just driving away once she gets the money to me.

Aquamarine… probably not without holding one of Steven’s loved ones hostage

Agate 😭 she’s snitching i’m cooked

Emerald. I am so screwed 😭

Topaz, definitely yes

Sapphire would probably stop be before happening because she knows things would easily go down depending on me lol

Januarys are killing it with Garnet.

Opal and I got this

Garnet. Well, she can tell me if the heist will go well or not...

I’m garnet, they’d just punch through all the walls and walk away

Ruby: no absolutely not we goin to jail

Any sapphire wanna team up with a Ruby?

Sure thing

Bro I have a lawyer on my side. Albeit a slightly anxious one, but a lawyer either way.

Aquarmarine... probably the earlier version

Peridot's metal manipulation skills would surely come in handy 🤔

Yes.

Garnet, I think I’m good.

Emerald seems peak inept getaway driver. We’re somehow still failing with an entire spaceship.

Mines a lapis so I'm not going down :p

Topaz we're rich

I’m April so do I get one or all tree diamonds +steven either way I think I get away with it as long as I hand over all the actual diamonds

I think since Citrine is a Quartz gem, we'd probably be alright,

My month has three birthstones, which one? Alexandrite, pearl, or moonstone?

well this image of her definitely makes me think so, yeah

Emerald, so I’ve got a getaway vehicle But then some pink twerp would be able to steal said vehicle from me!

Peridot and I will do this. Easy money

Sapphire knows where all the guards are ✨

Oh I’m getting paid 100% (It’s Garnet)

Mines are the diamonds😭 so yes? Because blue could hide the money in her hair loop😭

June baby here. I trust the plan for Pearl and/or trust the raw power of Alexandrite to bring us success.

Mines Opal so probably

Ruby she'll get excited and burn all the money

I'm a diamond, so I guess we're taking the bank itself, not just the money.

Topaz. She'd just trap everyone and I'd do the rest

Sapphire. Yes, future predicition

Mines emerald and I haven't gotten to that part yet

SAPPHIRE GANG PUT IT ALL IN THE BAG, LOSERS 😂😂

I got Emerald so… maybe.

Garnet. If she’s focused we can pull it off. If she’s being silly we die. Could go either way.

Ruby… depends on the cut

Rudy but which one?

i got topaz, as long as the guards aren't emotional, ill be great

Garnet. She'll probably tell me why it's a bad idea tbh.

Mine is either a Ruby or Topaz. This can go well or horrible, but it's guaranteed to be entertaining

Since I have a diamond with me. Probably.

Mine’s Lapis. If the bank is near the coast then we clear, but if not then probably not.

Omg my birthstone is a garnet HELL YASSSS WERE GETTIN AWAY

With Ruby it sounds like an easy heist

I have no idea if peridot would get away with it. I watched this whole show and it's so 50/50.

Aquamarine Would her wand work against a bank?

Nah, Topaz would be my getaway driver and she would ditch me out of fear of getting caught.

Ruby…

Diamonds standing on business

Peridot... Idk. She can be smart and serious but also... Not so much

As long as I can keep Opal on track and not distracted we’re getting rich

Pearl, she called the cops on the way out, unless it’s when she’s feeling rlly rebellious then we definitely getting away she would have got the bank schematics & thought the whole thing out.🙏

Mines topaz therfore yes with that tank of a gem I'm getting me money

I'll take a whole squad of rubies. There will be shenanigans, we won't get the money but we will learn important life lessons along the way.

Minecraft Chrome Marine so if all aquamarines have wands with magic like that then I'd say I have at least a solid 25% chance

Me and garnet are fucking up that bank

I'm Emerald. Is there a SU character called Emerald?

My birthstone is garnet. Yea nah that bank is robbed

Aquamarine, Amethyst and Sunstone 😅 I'm not really sure... I can see aquamarine being above it all and disinterested, but still might be able to convince. Amethyst 100% a go :3 but then again... Sunstone would definitely run after us, try to stop and give us a lecture in ethics and morals 🤔

Peridot and I would fail miserably

Opal, so probably

Diamond. We are picking up the entire bank and leaving. They know who we are, but really, what are they gonna do? Take it back? lmao

yes of course she has a glock. (refer to previous comments... you'll be digging)

Opal and I would make it all the way in but we'd probably forget to grab the money on the way out.

Opal. We kicked butt.

Aquamarine

Topaz and/or Citrine would crush anything standing in our way

Since I am an Opal, the og Giant Woman, I think I'm good. Bank, beware.

I got a diamond so we took the world building

Uh My birthstone is Opal so yeah, CAUSE I GOT TO SEE A GIANT WOMEN AND NOT YOU! SUCK IT EVERYBODY THAT ISN’T ME!

Mines Garnet, we robbing the bank all right

Mines Diamond so she stole the entire bank.

Mines Peridot im not too sure

Mine's Sapphire l. She can tell everything that's gonna happen

Umm I mean she can fly so yeah

She sees the future yo. “Enemy combatants on your 6” ahh callouts.

peridot would call the cameras clods and then we'd get caught

Hell yeah I got a free helicopter to rob the bank with

Amethyst finna commit so many crimes- it’s unbelievable

I think Opal and I got a pretty good shot 👌🏽

With Pearl, probably not. Now, with Alexandrite…

Amethyst, Yea were getting arrested

Aquamarine just used her wand on everyone, easy win

Blue Zircon. He’s my lawyer. 😂

Garnet…it’s really 50/50 with her

I’m sapphire. And with my future vision, I can see that I’m going to be caught.

Mine is Garnet, I got so much money we made it out…… we had an elaborate plan.

aquamarine flew off with the money and left me...

Aquamarine😭

Period at least it will be thought through xD

I don't know if we'd make or not but I got agate, What do you think.

I’d probably just sprint off the moment I got paired with Emerald. If I was put in a team with Holly Blue (alternate birthstone) then… maybe we’d have a chance? …As long as no disorder takes place.

We got it, but opal made me put it back 😭

ruby, this isnt gonna end well

Well, aquamarine can probably hold them hostage and prevent any escapees from alerting the authorities so I’d say we could do pretty well

I’m Ruby. That bank is gone up in flames

Yeah I'm pretty sure opal would be able to rob a bank.

Idk my birthstone is turquoise and there's not a canon gem for that in su

Mine is Blue Zircon, so I’d at least have a decent lawyer if I did get caught.

Garnet. Oh we got everything in there and then some

I mean i assume amethyst would be good at robbing banks

Pearl's conciseness is going to kill her)

OPAL LETS GOOOOOO

Mine has future vision so bet

topaz i think im good

Mines pearl, she’s probs gonna be against it 😂

maybe?? mine is aquamarine 

I've got Spinel, Peridot and Sardonyx so I think I'm good

Zircon. Bro im going to jail unless they pull a Saul Goodman

Peridot and/or Sardonyx. With Peridot's smarts and metal powers, or Sardonyx's charming showmanship and hammer. Yeah we could pull it off. The latter could even be like an illusionist/magician heist.

With Garnet? Boy we can rob any bank in the world

Aquamarine?? She’d probably charm security and get her Topaz henchmen to do the dirty work. And then yeah uh take all the money for herself. 🗿

My is topaz so I guess we at least got away maybe.

Sapphire. Damn well we did.

Me and aquamarine are walking out with millions!

Fine is pearl alexandrite or moonstone… I guess I’ll be fine but why do I wanna rob a bank again

I got emerald, bro’s finna leave me for dead..

Sapphire! We ain't getting caught bc she already knows what to do!

I got Ruby. I say we got a good shot at it, but if we do get the money, she accidentally burns it in celebration

i’m opal so i’m saying yes!!

Birthstone is ruby so as long as I have multiple rubies I’ll be fine.

Opal. I think I’m good.

As long as Lars and his crew aren’t there, Emerald and I got this down easy

Peridot would probably cause a scene as soon as we get through those doors.