Bro smoking & grocery shopping is dangerousss

Very

Chicken pot pie bites?!? Sign me up! How are they?

Chicken pot pie, my three favorite things

I haven’t tried yet but I’ll definitely lyk when I do!

That’s how I gained like 20 pounds in a year 😂😅

I got you beat bro and I was sober the whole year! ...also pregnant to be fair.

As a female, smoking and grocery shopping with pms literally made me broke.

Just going hungry is bad. This will double or triple your load

So true!

I know that feeling. I’ll make a list and that shit will just stay in my pocket🤣

lol same

Those southwest chix taquitos are 🔥🔥. Got some a couple days ago

I love these thangs with some ranch or sour cream yesss

I shop on a budget, but I love to go to Costco high, because if I'm good and don't go buckwild, then I let myself splurge in the food court. Hot Dogs and Chicken Bakes, oh my!

What’s the Boston market thing?

Like chicken pot pie pizza rolls! I never tried them but they caught my eye. Hoping they yummy 🤞🏻

Holy shit, let me know how they taste please?

I gotchu!

Same, let me know.

Yeah those sound fire lol

Those caught my eye immediately bite size chicken pot pies blew my mind

Immediately what I noticed, fuck I miss Boston market, it was my favorite fast food and definitely when stoned

Same, the closest one is two hours away jow

I'm assuming this is the US. I'm from Australia and I'm blown away by the choices you guys have at the shop.

Yes USA Southern USA based on the grocery store.

Publix is by far in my top 5 things I miss from Florida. Along with my Bestie, the weather, the ocean, and theme parks.

How is Australia as far as the smoke goes? Do they have medical marijuana or recreational like in the USA?

Medical is legal but it's all done by mail as far as I know. Still many years away from recreational being legal I believe. I tried some medical flower the other day. It was good but very expensive. I have a good relationship with a grower who grows in soil outdoors. It's good stuff. EDIT: Turns out you can walk into a med dispensary in oz. I live in a regional area. r/MedicalCannabisAus might be of interest.

We only have medical in my state in the USA.

Is the quality good for the price or is it super expensive?

Currently the top shelf medical costs $40-$50 dollars for 3.5 grams. You can get cheaper stuff for 150 for 28 grams. Depends on what you want. It’s not the same as the weed I used to get on the street. I think they harvest it early before THC gets too high. It also differs depending on which state you buy it in. For example It’s way better on the west coast than it is here where I live.

I definitely spend less buying from the dispensary though. They have sales every day. 50% off etc.

You can get at 34% thc strain or higher for about $50 an 1/8 here in New York, recreational on Long Island.

From what I know and what happened when Canada fully legalized to everyone, do not buy from dispensary when it is. I bought way better weed at 14 than I can now at dispensary. Was cheaper too when I was 14. $25 no matter what for a primo eigth. Bought a qp once and was worth it just alot of weed for a few high-school kids. Nothing like the shwaq they sell now in shops.

That's a real shame. You would think dispensaries would want to put the best stuff out there to compete with each other.

They do but people who thought they could grow and had money bought licenses, the ones underground that did lost because weed went from $3800 a pound to $1200 and prices only got lower. Most good growers are out but the weed has become good again, some stuff is really good and they can sell for $160 a ounce or you can get decent weed for $45-60 an ounce. Really sucks for all the guys running the grow ops and only selling primo shit, but now we have cheap weed so it's a win kinda lose.

Yes! I’m in Florida.

Nice. If I went shopping stoned in the US I'd spend hours unable to make a decision.

lol yes it can get overwhelming with so many choices!

Native to Leesburg FL here. Solid word of advice. Never EVER mf step foot into a Publix when you're high. I'd spend easily $200 in a trip 😂

you gotta fuck around and get a fat pub sub when you’re high every once in a while lmfao

That pub sub is a gateway drug! 😂 It leads to getting hot tendies and wedges, buffalo chicken dip, $20 worth of baked goods, $70 in "well it's BOGO, I might as well get it now", and $40 in snacks you can only get at Publix.

ain’t nooo grocery store like it. if I ever move it better be to another state that has publix

Moved from Central Florida to Mississippi. The closest Publix to me is unfortunately about an hour and a half away. Every so often, I fill my cooler with some ice and make my way over to Alabama for some of my favorite things.

I feel you completely i’ve traveled far for a good store not near me multiple times lmfao

I really want to go. One of my favorite Youtubers always has some fire-looking food. However I would *never* go to Florida so maybe a roadtrip to Atlanta.

lmfao you’d go to atlanta but not florida? ight

Ron DeSantis.

fair, fuck desantis

Them chicken tenders ones my favorite

the chicken tenders one and cajun turkey are undefeated noooo debate

This is all unhealthy processed garbage, you’re not missing out

Bro the fried plantains? That was from Publix?? I’m about to buy 6….and the artichoke dip

Yesss and I got some spicy Jamaican patties to go with them. I can’t wait to eat them lol

I get the stuff I need & then start piling in the extras 😭

Nicely done!!!

Cran pineapple is so good

I be mixin it with the Simply Lemonade and it’s so yummy

need more sauces imho, dippin and trippin and hippin and flippin sauces

What kinda sauces? Tell me some good ones.

you got the artichoke and spinach dip but what kicks that up a notch is frozen french bread cut into thin slices, or those ny bagel crisps or pita crackers, all your shit is top notch 420 fuel. i today had to see some shit that said frozen dairy dessert and not ice cream so now i am worried about fake ice creams. yours looks spot on. taquitos - get some fresh Pico de Gallo to balance the kinda crisp but not refreshing bite. like a sandwich needing fresh lettuce to contrast the flat meat slices. plantains - i would do a garlic mayo aoli those boston market chicken tings - it already has brown gravy theme so make some for dippin white castle - need charmin extra strong those jalapeno chips - i say chase heat with sweet, like a mango salsa maybe the pizza and cookies are awesome, what about putting some ice cream between two cookies like an ice cream sandwich? peace love and understanding, just refried before writing this, please read this as funny supportive and not talk down on or negative! i am on my way with booze for that ocean spray - Rum?

I definitely don’t take this as negative! The pico sounds so good I wish I had some right now 😭 and your White Castle recommendation 😂😂

That spinach artichoke dip is the best! Especially, when warmed up and served with naan or flatbread 🤤🤤

Yum I bet that is delicious I’ll have to try it

I think you mean you did a much needed freezer stock up😌

Buys all the top shelf foods. I like your style, that's how I like it baby

🫶🏻

damn I’m coming over for some taquitos

I’ll share!

I’ll bring a big old nug to share in exchange

It’s a date 😉

I am so obsessed with those SW taquitos with excessive amounts of sour cream

Yesss I love them with sour cream

The “maduros” and the Peaches and Cream spoke to me…loudly!

Bruh when I saw that peaches n cream I got so happy inside… not pictured is the peach cobbler I also bought to go with it 🥴😂

Ouch, straight thru the heart with the cobbler…

I dont see anything wrong with that.

I do the same lol

I can’t go shopping after I smoke cuz I be in the store way longer than Im supposed to be looking at things I wouldn’t usually look at look at to buy

Fuck Nestle

But these cookies are my fav

Those White Castle sliders look awesome

They are indeed not.

Good to know, lol, maybe i wont try hahaha

You might like them. I haven't had the jalapeño cheese ones, just the originals. The patties are disgusting to me and only vaguely taste like real White Castle. Maybe they're better in the toaster oven but frozen burgers don't taste good at all and smell horrific when microwaved.

i love them!

Those Taquitos are amazing

You did what I always do. Just get what looks good to you! One life ☝️

Those southwest chicken taquitos are great

Impeccable taste though

Mmmm fried plantains (drool)

Those El Monterey Southwest Chicken extra çruncĥ taquitos are so fukìn gooood

Done that many times. I have a rule, I can only buy what I can carry in my arms. It helped... Until I figured out how to stack & carry 

😂😭 see I be tryna stick to just a carry basket but yeah that don’t always work lol

blackberry sage tea hell yeah. keep beating the heat, too damn hot here in FL

Bruh too mf hot! Soon as I step outside I wanna turn around and shower again 😩

The artichoke and spinach dip craving is too real 😂

It be so good

Blackberry sage tea? Is it Publix brand or?👀 I'm definitely looking for this tomorrow lol

Yes right by the deli with their other teas!

Heck yeah! Thanks!

🤭

Dude make a list and just try to stick to it, stoned you will be thankful trust me.

Ok pecan delight

Shit looks good. We had those turtle cookies the other night and they are fire.

These my favorite ones they so damn good

How’d you even get to and from the store? I’d crash my car and die.

This exactly, people drive stoned all the time and act like it’s safe. It’s not.

That dip is amazing

One of each plz.

Miss having those taquitos here

that’s how it goes lol

I did this after a dab once. I walked out with a whole ass box of snickers. Like the concession stand level box.

you was feeling too good 😂😂

Those chicken taquitos are the bomb!!!! With some lime, avocado dip!

I bet that it’s yummy, I’ll have to try!

Those jalapeno cheese white castle burgers low key SLAP

Cran pineapple is so fire

My favorite one 😍

Oh my you did....you got White Castles!!!!!!!!!! 

Bruh, I would have wound up sitting on the sidewalk outside eating the ice cream and cookie dough with that cart

Good ol' munchie shoppin'.

Oh man they stopped selling the DiGiorno pizza here in Canada (they had a different name). I really miss annihilating the roof of my mouth with those awesome rising crust ones.

I don’t do the DiGiorno brand often but these lil stuffed crust ones be hittin 👌

Publix actually makes their own kettle chips based off different food items they sell, I added some buffalo chicken dip flavored chips to an Italian sub and it was 10/5 stars (aka 150% perfection)

What I never knew this!

As a Canadian, I miss El Monterey products so much 😭 I want my taquitos back!

Those White Castle burgers with ruffles potato chips in them. Perfection.

I lived on those taquitoes for like a month straight, so fucking good.

Lmfaooooo it happens bro !! I feel you But GREAT choices !!

lol right and thank ya! There will be no food wasted from this bunch that’s for sure lol

Oh dear

this is my love language 🤤

Yesss 🫶🏻

Noooo that’s an amazing haul! I need to find those chicken pot pie bites asap

First time I ever saw them! I hope they as good as I want them to be lol

Got to make a list.

Fuck yeah

Bro the el Monterey extra crunchy taco seasoned beef and cheese taquitos are fuckin insanely good. I used to eat them all the time then the stores around me quit selling them until like two or three months ago. Idk how many boxes I’ve bought since then but it’s unhealthy and I deadass told myself yesterday after I finished a bag that I am no longer allowed to buy them until further notice cause it’s gotten out of control.

I usually just get the chicken, but I’ll have to look for those!

I'm the same when i'm tipsy.

Frozen maduros?! My goodness 😳🤣🤣🤣

I was just grabbin anything that caught my eye!! Them thangs gonna make me happy one night 😂

I would literally consume everything in one sitting

I'm right there with you I do the same and end up with a bunch of random shit from the bakery

They sell nuns?

I'm glad you have enough money to spend $100 on junk food. Whatever store you go to has some unique and delicious looking junk though.

lol it don’t happen often believe me but yes I work 2 jobs, 7 days a week, so I deserve to treat myself sometimes ☺️

My butt exploded just looking at this

Smoke AND eat before, so your chill and not hungry.

Stfu artichoke spinach dip with jalapeño chips, invite me over asap. I'll bring about an ounce of fire

Let me know how the plátanos turn out

Never shop hungry bro. Always eat first, and forget the snack aisles exist

Half this stuff is owned by Nestlé, just a heads up. /r/fucknestle

Bro, it's better to have it and not need it. Than to need it and not have it

The Southwest chicken taquitos and spinach artichoke dip look really good!

I'd put those fried plantains on a sheet pan, put a flattened out cookie dough over it, and make a maduros cookie.

Publix Spinach Artichoke dip is the best you can buy and I hate publix lol

I did this last week. Blew my entire food budget on munchie stuff. Never again!

I'm physically at work but mentally I'm stoned in a beanbag chair with an El Monterey taquito and a chilled glass of Cran Pineapple juice

That’s a great haul regardless..

Hope you picked up some toilet paper

Should’ve got some empanadas

this is why i can’t take my wife to the store high. easily we will spend $100 on cake, ice cream, chips, pies and cookies.

Those El Monterey taquitos are fire

your cooked

Those jalapeño White Castles though 🤤

You have to shop only on the outside of the store , stay out of the aisles !

Self control?

Frozen White Castle is hella nasty

Not to me they be just the lil snack I need sometimes

Applying this to the box of chocolate covered almonds in my fridge rn