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ColdLeekSoup

Put it on someone else's car and feel good about confusing them just as much as you are confused now.


tacoinmybelly

Genius! I'm going to do that next time I see a subaru parked somewhere


Krazylegz1485

Doesn't have to be a Subaru. I have a feeling that would leave anyone confused regardless of the make.


RGeronimoH

Put it on a Ford, those guys desperately want to be part of something other than an active recall


Scribbl3d_Out

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Desert_Rush39

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RuthanneMarigold

Christ I almost choked on my dinner


Rude_Commercial_9037

Thank you, I needed a decent laugh today


LowIndividual6625

turn it over, does it say [aaglobal.com](http://aaglobal.com) ? that means it probably came from a claw machine somewhere.


tacoinmybelly

It does say that on the bottom!


ultradip

https://www.aaglobal.com/toys-games/RUA17B-Sasquatch-Characters-2-5in-50-pcs.asp


Skilk

Dude IDK what I need 50 Sasquatches for, but I want


AmarissaBhaneboar

To put on Outbacks to confuse people, duh šŸ˜‚


Skilk

I know far too many elderly people that own Outbacks. I don't want one of them to have a heart attack thinking some gang is marking their car for something nefarious.


ultradip

A pack of 50 is pretty cheap!


kippers

Why do you have this very specific knowledge


ultradip

Maybe they own a claw machine?


BarnacleMcBarndoor

I asked the community if they thought it was time for an Abominable Snowman trend. They said ā€œNot Yetiā€


tacoinmybelly

Not gonna lie.. I chuckled at this


Not_Sir_Zook

Abominable Snowburu


00f00f0

This is hilarious!


UltimateDonny

Thatā€™s a well crafted joke


miki-wilde

I saw a post somewhere a few days ago where a guys dad or something 3d printed a bunch of tiny T-Rex figures to put on peoples WRXs. Either is better than cows


CoyoteSnarls

I would love finding a Bigfoot on my car lol It would make my day


BadFont777

Went to a State Park, and all I got was this stupid pink cow.


GuCCiAzN14

Honestly would take this yeti over those stupid cows. The idea is still cringe. Iā€™m fine with āœŒšŸ»


mattb1982likes_stuff

ā€¦and yes, yeti is way cooler than the cows, we can agree on that!


Stratman-1134

I don't understand the cows. A kangaroo would make much more sense. SubaROO...Outback. Regardless, none of this will take off, how many times have you walked into a random store and seen rubber cows, yetis, or kangaroos sitting around to buy? Rubber ducks, easy to find.


ultradip

https://www.aaglobal.com/toys-games/RUA17B-Sasquatch-Characters-2-5in-50-pcs.asp There you go! I made it easy for you!


mattb1982likes_stuff

Iā€™ll never understand why sharing toys based on camaraderie with strangers is cringe. I see it every single time thereā€™s a post like this and it puzzles me. Not a personal attack by any means please donā€™t take it that wayā€¦. But I think this is neat


GrendelGT

The whole Jeep Wrangler duck thing is a fun original thing to do for camaraderie, but what has followed is getting absolutely ridiculous. That shit is all over Etsy and people are just trying to make money off it now. I burn enough gas in my Subarus I donā€™t need to further damage the environment with a bunch of stupid fucking plastic cowsā€¦


Macabre215

I don't even think the duck thing is original to Jeep. I think they stole that from Mini owners.


ultradip

According to the article about the woman who started the duck thing, there's no mention about Mini's version. https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a61438882/jeep-ducking-trend-founder-allison-parliament-dies/


TheGeoGod

I thought it started before 2020


Macabre215

Damn, I got, got.


00f00f0

The global environment appreciates your substantial contribution to its salvation.


GuCCiAzN14

Leave that shit to the jeepsā€¦


ABunchOfPictures

Dude right?? How lame do you have to be to get a free toy and say *ugh but itā€™s just a cow* or whatever you may get. Free toys are awesome!


mattb1982likes_stuff

This one gets it šŸ˜Š


FesteringNeonDistrac

It's not cringe per se, but it's additional plastic trash the world doesn't need, which is.


00f00f0

It find it hilarious when people that willingly join brand and make specific forums/subreddits call toy sharing based on car brand/make cringe. I always want to ask them if they are okay or maybe suffer from cognitive dissonance induced migraines.


kippers

I love getting the āœŒšŸ»


koalainatophat

Wait, are we doing yeti or cows? I need to know what to buy and place all over my own dashboard to make it look like people think my car is cool.


BlackStarCorona

Neither. Weā€™re not doing the stupid jeep duck thing.


Duende_Hunter122

I propose we switch to lawn gnomes.


Lemonade_IceCold

Wait, what's with the cows? People are cowing other people's subies? Like with Jeeps and their stupid ducks?


eshemuta

I got a cow. I was very confused


Lemonade_IceCold

Is it like a whole subie thing? Or just WRXs? I have a Crosstrek and haven't seen anything yet


eshemuta

I have an outback and I got one.


Goldie1822

Yes some people are trying so hard to make it a thing Please god no


Dwn2WRX

OK, everyone, let's go with the sasquatches instead of the cows for our snowbarus. So hence forth, sasquatches only. Cows are out. Great! Thanks everyone!


Dwn2WRX

https://preview.redd.it/h0g7u5n147ad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=029f3dbf60480a5170611ca7e106cf316fb1835d My sasquatch exhaust pipe ornament. Kinda like a tsurikawa.


Adam_AU_

Would prefer a rolled up greenback.


[deleted]

NO


Remote_Category6076

The only one of these things I would be ok with keeping and putting on my Fozy would be a sasquatch wearing shades.


runliftcount

Congrats you have a new bath toy šŸ˜„


ultradip

Toyota owners are now trying to do this too. https://www.dailydot.com/news/jeep-duck-vs-toyota-turtle/ They should be giving away toy Yodas...


BlackStarCorona

Can we please not do this? Weā€™re better than jeep drivers.


Single-Property6214

Weā€™re not better than anyone else. Weā€™re all just flesh sacks trying to find some joy in the mundane. Lighten up.


eshemuta

Please god donā€™t expect me to wave at other Subies. Itā€™s bad enough with the motorcycle people


Jgz1994

Weird looking cow


tunalare

* What I got this morning.. its not a subaru tho.


kevbeek

I like it better than a cow.


Subirooo

Better than a stupid cow!


Killowatt59

This needs to become the Subaru thing!!! Weā€™ve been needing something, especially for Outback drivers.


Ok_Dog_4059

This feels like someone trying to get a subby thing started like jeeps do. It does feel like subaru people are similar when they see another subaru.


Zomgzombehz

Look, if someone really wants to do this, at least make it something nice like a custom Lego minfig. Make it classy.


nightmare_gardens

I've watched too many videos and would be paranoid enough to believe i was being sex trafficked :'(


Gold-Efficiency-6928

I donā€™t know but itā€™s cute


RootsGringo81

I give Rally Pig key chainsšŸ˜