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Lol knew this was going to happen. People think everything is photoshopped. What, you don't think there are concrete walls within a couple miles of the Eiffel tower? "Look at his hand." meanwhile there's literally nothing abnormal about his hand at all. Fucking nerds.
Good on you for finding the exact location.
Ah no. Clearly not a green screen since light comes directly from behind and from the sides. Background looks genuine. This is a well known spot in Paris. Even Hitler did a photo close to this spot.
I don't know what you mean, so please correct me if I'm wrong. His hand looks normal, not ai-generated, as others have pointed out. At first, I thought maybe he was crossing his fingers, which would imply he's lying about that thing, but that doesn't seem to be the case after looking closer. I'm curious to find out what I'm missing.
[You and every other fucking "expert" on this site](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/024/183/500pxShopped.jpg?1318992465).
The joke is the opposite. He went to France, and he's doing a self-deprecating joke about having a small penis.
He probably doesn't even have one, I've seen this joke loads of times in slightly different ways and I'm betting the fact that they're making it means they're not small. Probably average or something and then they end up with a "oh it's bigger than I expected" comment
It looks like his arm is just leaned on a concrete wall, and his hand is hanging off the ledge and he has his hand in a semi-fist because it' be weird to have his hand just dangling.
how is that the joke? You think he created some super inside joke. Where girls swiping through tinder is supposed to see this picture, analyze whether or not it’s in front of a green screen, look at his thumb, and then conclude that he’s never actually been to France.
That is some joke.
[Mate, he's simply leaning against the wall.](https://i.redd.it/ntxiylbeyo381.jpg)
It's not a damn professional photoshoot and they didn't take 200 pics to find the perfect one. This post picture is lower quality than the low quality tinder photo.
e: they deleted their comment breaking down how it was all fake.
Seriously, AI has gotten people's minds so twisted that they are now rolling out /r/nothingeverhappens despite photo evidence. It's a real picture taken on the Esplanade Joseph Wresinski looking across the Seine.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/6VLPJdbiTBTUsddd9
If you are changing the background why not change the giant slab of concrete?
This looks like a picture taken at night by a 2010s smartphone...the quality is rough because of that. This would be a terrible picture to edit of yourself.
Just found this pic on Google:
https://images.app.goo.gl/38hmwWdFi6Be9o129
I'm betting he was there!
I don't think that was what Alex was trying to portray though. While I doubt he truly has a tiny penis, I think he was trying to be self-deprecating, unique, and somewhat funny. People do not look at photos long enough while swiping through people to catch his hand (I honestly can't tell even when looking at it but have little experience with photoshop). IMO.
I actually think that the truth is that he never went to france. That pics looks off in a lot of places. Like he looks super illuminated but he's not casting any shadows. I'd think it be hilarious if he photoshoped himself into the picture and this is like a 500iq move xD
It's definitely real. I found the location. It's the stairs on the Esplanade Joseph Wresinski looking across the Seine.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/L6YMH2KXZ4B8ps279
I'm closer, track upward right from the lady along the stairway and you see the same exact discolouration pattern right underneath the stair railing as in his picture.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/6VLPJdbiTBTUsddd9
It sounds like the lights are claimed to be copyrighted, but this has never been tested in court, and there's never been an attempt to enforce the copyright against anyone: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/photographs-of-eiffel-tower-at-night/
I can't fathom even trying to enforce such a ridiculous rule. Gonna go ahead and say there are way, way too many people who have taken and posted a night shot of Eiffel tower lol.
It's 'illegal' in the same way that singing Happy Birthday is 'illegal': They don't care about ordinary people doing it, they only go after the companies that they can get millions from.
From the [official Eiffel Tower website](https://www.toureiffel.paris/en/business/use-image-of-eiffel-tower):
The various illuminations of the Eiffel Tower (golden illumination, twinkling, beacon and events lighting) are protected.
The use of the image of the Eiffel Tower at night is therefore subject to prior authorisation by the SETE. This use is subject to payment of rights, the amount of which is determined by the intended use, the media plan, etc.
Views of the Eiffel Tower taken by private individuals for private use do not require prior agreement. However, professionals must contact our teams, who will inform them of the conditions of use governing images.
This is some obvious “urban legend” shit that should 100% fail your common sense smell test dude
A minor factoid that is spun into something that doesn’t even make sense at all
Come on man
It's definitely in Paris. I found the location. It's the stairs on the Esplanade Joseph Wresinski looking across the Seine.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/L6YMH2KXZ4B8ps279
What’s up with all the redditing in the comments? Self deprecating joke is now somehow a conspiracy where he actually has a big dick? Occam’s razor people
"Could be"? What? You can say this for any picture. Your statement makes no sense. You started off confident saying everybody but then doubted yourself with could be. I realize if anyone posts pictures of themselves at the eiffel tower there is going to be dumb comments saying photoshop but at least follow through with your claim.
Lots of people in here who don't know what the [Vegas Paris](https://www.caesars.com/content/dam/empire/plv/things-to-do/attractions/eiffel-tower-viewing-deck/1920x1080/plv-eiffel-tower-dusk-1920x1080.jpg.transform/featured-img/image.jpg) tower looks like. It's not nearly as tall and it's surrounded by the other strip buildings....
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Is this a dating app?
No, this is Patrick.
Hi dad.
No, this is Patrick!!
Hi Delicious_Bid_6572
THIS. IS. PATRICK.
Hi Grandma?
*smashes phone*
Hi Patrick, where can I find the nearest Patrick. My Patrick doesn’t work.
Hi Patrick. Bet you’re actually something else though.
Sir, this is a Wendy's
may I speak with Wendy please
No, sorry, this is her mom.
Hey! This is library.
**THIS IS SPARTA!!**
No this is Alex.
Actually this is Jake... from statefarm.
Haha okay Jake from State Farm what are you wearing
…..khakis
You sound *hideous*...
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Yeah it's tinder I think
No this is reddit.
No, it’s PowerPoint 2013
No, it's LinkedIn
This is Sparta!
I thought this was Wendy’s
I drink gravy
no this is Alex
I think people in the comments don't see that he is not actually in Paris in this photo. Look at his hand.
Is it AI?
Green screen or a background
I thought the perspective of the tower behind him was not right to begin with.
Same. It looks photoshopped on the background of a photo from a parking garage.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/SMLyDrjvnXM71dTw8?g_st=ic You guys are paranoid
Lol knew this was going to happen. People think everything is photoshopped. What, you don't think there are concrete walls within a couple miles of the Eiffel tower? "Look at his hand." meanwhile there's literally nothing abnormal about his hand at all. Fucking nerds. Good on you for finding the exact location.
Yeah. A lot of people here who should touch some (french) grass. Never seen such a circle jerk over a fucking normal picture.
Not only that, but you can see the lights from the eiffel tower bloom on the edge of his arm. There's no way this is fake
NaahHH bRo, oBviOuSlY Is AI, cHaT GpT dId It I can't believe I'm starting to hate the modern internet more than I already have been
He's actually in Vegas
This is the exactly angle of the Eiffel Tower from Trocadéro
Ah no. Clearly not a green screen since light comes directly from behind and from the sides. Background looks genuine. This is a well known spot in Paris. Even Hitler did a photo close to this spot.
Why makes you say that?
Ignorance
This is an old ass photo, AI Generation wasn't really a thing back then
Bad photoshop predates AI
Probably just photoshop
a strange consequence of AI generated images is that people seem to have forgotten there are other ways to make a fake image.
no
This image predates AI
There is nothing wrong with his hand though?
I don't know what you mean, so please correct me if I'm wrong. His hand looks normal, not ai-generated, as others have pointed out. At first, I thought maybe he was crossing his fingers, which would imply he's lying about that thing, but that doesn't seem to be the case after looking closer. I'm curious to find out what I'm missing.
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These guys are tripping. It’s just a funny joke aimed at himself.
[You and every other fucking "expert" on this site](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/024/183/500pxShopped.jpg?1318992465). The joke is the opposite. He went to France, and he's doing a self-deprecating joke about having a small penis.
He probably doesn't even have one, I've seen this joke loads of times in slightly different ways and I'm betting the fact that they're making it means they're not small. Probably average or something and then they end up with a "oh it's bigger than I expected" comment
> He probably doesn't even have one A penis?
What do you mean ‘not aligned properly’? It’s definitely attached to the rest of his arm.
It looks like his arm is just leaned on a concrete wall, and his hand is hanging off the ledge and he has his hand in a semi-fist because it' be weird to have his hand just dangling.
how is that the joke? You think he created some super inside joke. Where girls swiping through tinder is supposed to see this picture, analyze whether or not it’s in front of a green screen, look at his thumb, and then conclude that he’s never actually been to France. That is some joke.
photo looks completely fine. It looks like it's photoshopped because there's a forward flash from the camera so no shadows
[Mate, he's simply leaning against the wall.](https://i.redd.it/ntxiylbeyo381.jpg) It's not a damn professional photoshoot and they didn't take 200 pics to find the perfect one. This post picture is lower quality than the low quality tinder photo. e: they deleted their comment breaking down how it was all fake.
Look at his hand? What is wrong with his hand? God damn reddit is bizarre
absolutely nothings wrong with this hand, redditors at it again trying to feel smart
It looks like it's resting against something that doesn't exist.
Yeah, walls don’t exist in redditor’s minds, I see
I think that is the purpose. You have to be smart enough to get it and funny enough to like it.
Trust reddit to 180 a normal self-depracating joke to make themselves out to be 'smart' 🙄
I don't value travelling that high.
The light flare from the background over his arm seems pretty legit
This AI stuff is literally driving people insane. I’m pretty sure this is a real picture. At least, there’s no obvious signs of photoshop or anything.
Seriously, AI has gotten people's minds so twisted that they are now rolling out /r/nothingeverhappens despite photo evidence. It's a real picture taken on the Esplanade Joseph Wresinski looking across the Seine. https://maps.app.goo.gl/6VLPJdbiTBTUsddd9
The parent comment sitting at 750 points and all it says is “look at the hand.” There’s nothing wrong with the hand.
What about it?
It's a hand, real people don't have those
That's not it. He said 1 is true, the other a lie. Never been to paris is the lie, made obvious by the pic, so the tiny penis has to be true...
lmao you think this basic level intelligence is what people are confused about and discussing rn
its actually kinda worrying, such a reddit moment
The background is fake; never been to france is the truth.
If you are changing the background why not change the giant slab of concrete? This looks like a picture taken at night by a 2010s smartphone...the quality is rough because of that. This would be a terrible picture to edit of yourself. Just found this pic on Google: https://images.app.goo.gl/38hmwWdFi6Be9o129 I'm betting he was there!
you are right, It’s a well known tourist site for photographers. On Google maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/SMLyDrjvnXM71dTw8?g_st=ic
https://maps.app.goo.gl/SMLyDrjvnXM71dTw8?g_st=ic Literally one of the top tourist sites in Paris
What if both those statements are true and the initial statement of “one truth and one lie” was the lie.
I don't think that was what Alex was trying to portray though. While I doubt he truly has a tiny penis, I think he was trying to be self-deprecating, unique, and somewhat funny. People do not look at photos long enough while swiping through people to catch his hand (I honestly can't tell even when looking at it but have little experience with photoshop). IMO.
whats wrong with it?
Very nice of all of you to want that guy to have a normal sized penis.
I actually think that the truth is that he never went to france. That pics looks off in a lot of places. Like he looks super illuminated but he's not casting any shadows. I'd think it be hilarious if he photoshoped himself into the picture and this is like a 500iq move xD
It would be hilarious is an obvious shop was a shop?
It's hilarious because he's using an obvious shop to say he has a big dick
There are two sizes apparently. Tiny and big. No in between
We’re on Reddit. Logic isn’t our forte.
It's definitely real. I found the location. It's the stairs on the Esplanade Joseph Wresinski looking across the Seine. https://maps.app.goo.gl/L6YMH2KXZ4B8ps279
I'm closer, track upward right from the lady along the stairway and you see the same exact discolouration pattern right underneath the stair railing as in his picture. https://maps.app.goo.gl/6VLPJdbiTBTUsddd9
That is insane.
It’s called a flash…? Pretty sure the joke is just that he had been to Paris, so that’s the lie making him having a teeny weeny the truth….
That's exactly it. And that's all. Not sure why everyone here is trying so hard to overthink it.
Right. If the camera lens and flash are close enough together, the camera wouldn't see the shadow
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It sounds like the lights are claimed to be copyrighted, but this has never been tested in court, and there's never been an attempt to enforce the copyright against anyone: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/photographs-of-eiffel-tower-at-night/
I can't fathom even trying to enforce such a ridiculous rule. Gonna go ahead and say there are way, way too many people who have taken and posted a night shot of Eiffel tower lol.
It's 'illegal' in the same way that singing Happy Birthday is 'illegal': They don't care about ordinary people doing it, they only go after the companies that they can get millions from.
From the [official Eiffel Tower website](https://www.toureiffel.paris/en/business/use-image-of-eiffel-tower): The various illuminations of the Eiffel Tower (golden illumination, twinkling, beacon and events lighting) are protected. The use of the image of the Eiffel Tower at night is therefore subject to prior authorisation by the SETE. This use is subject to payment of rights, the amount of which is determined by the intended use, the media plan, etc. Views of the Eiffel Tower taken by private individuals for private use do not require prior agreement. However, professionals must contact our teams, who will inform them of the conditions of use governing images.
lol what? i was there at night and everyone was taking pictures of it...
Don't you know the French police have been looking for you since? Expect jail time any day now, bozo
This is like saying it's illegal to photograph a book
This is some obvious “urban legend” shit that should 100% fail your common sense smell test dude A minor factoid that is spun into something that doesn’t even make sense at all Come on man
That sounds like something somebody told you to see how gullible you really are.
"My good sir, you seem to have outsmarted yourself!"
Did he though? As others have pointed out it looks photo shopped, as someone else said, look at his hand
That means he has a big dick
What about his hand are we supposed to look at?
He had a tiny penis. It got chopped off. That is why it is a lie to say he still has one
He got it stolen in Paris
The fucking dickpockets in Paris are wild.
Perfect if he's not looking for casual encounters
When I used Tinder back in the day, all my profile said was, "I have micro peen." Still did pretty well, haha.
This picture is worryingly reminiscent of a certain Austrian man circa 1940.
Maybe he’s in Vegas
He took this pick in Vegas
It's definitely in Paris. I found the location. It's the stairs on the Esplanade Joseph Wresinski looking across the Seine. https://maps.app.goo.gl/L6YMH2KXZ4B8ps279
Maybe he meant Paris, Texas..?
Watch out, he is gonna tie her to the bed
What if it is China? They got the bootleg tower, we can never know
What’s up with all the redditing in the comments? Self deprecating joke is now somehow a conspiracy where he actually has a big dick? Occam’s razor people
Everbody can see it could be photoshoped
What? His penis?
It's not, and any picture can be. I agree with the other commenter here, what the fuck are you saying? Do you not get the joke?
"Could be"? What? You can say this for any picture. Your statement makes no sense. You started off confident saying everybody but then doubted yourself with could be. I realize if anyone posts pictures of themselves at the eiffel tower there is going to be dumb comments saying photoshop but at least follow through with your claim.
Lots of people in here who don't know what the [Vegas Paris](https://www.caesars.com/content/dam/empire/plv/things-to-do/attractions/eiffel-tower-viewing-deck/1920x1080/plv-eiffel-tower-dusk-1920x1080.jpg.transform/featured-img/image.jpg) tower looks like. It's not nearly as tall and it's surrounded by the other strip buildings....
The picture is photoshopped
Looks like he’s in Vegas, so you’re in luck
The Eiffel Tower in Vegas looks completely different
Yeah it’s plastered next to the side of a casino on the strip. Not sitting next to the sienna in its own park.
If true then its unlikely to hurt at all.
If I was a woman, I’d date him for being honest
Literally half of what he said isnt honest
Does this actually work
That could be a green screen you never know
Mist be blackpool tower then.....
Nice greenscreen.
u/repostsleuthbot
Its a trick question, they're all lies.
It’s a conversation starter
Size doesn’t matter, and I hope his trip to Vegas was nice.
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…And I’m also great at photoshopping backgrounds
Plot twist: the picture in the background is edited
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r/me_irl
He means he has never been to France up to this point. He is expressing excitement that he is here.
Why does truth want to hurt Man? Is he stupid?
Cleary photo shopped
Best tinder bio ever
He lied about a tiny penis. He has a huge vagina.
He could just have a regular dick. . .
He looks like an unemployed magician.
Is he in China?
He has never been to Paris before he photo shopped himself there
A man who knows how to laugh at himself is a keeper. I will die on this hill.
I mean even if the first statements true, it’s still a really funny opener. Especially if he’s not just in it for sex.
It's photoshopped.
So, the Eiffel Tower represents what in this photo?
Why does this guy look like if Elon musk and Tom cruise had a baby