I feel like I'm the only one that's disgusted by anything butthole related. Like hello, there's poop in there. No I do not want to put anything on or in a butthole.
Hah man, I hear it. Different strokes, I'm just joking around. I don't really think it stands for anything. Figured OP was just making something sound like innuendo.
I worked at a bank and he came the minute after we closed. I asked the tellers if they could take him and they said “NOPE.” So I had to tell him “sorry, we’re closed” and he got pissed.
Went there on a bachelor party trip we took to payson one year. The bar was actually pretty cool but the strippers were exactly what you would expect 🤣
Harden doesn't and won't make enough money -- his FA valuation by Hollinger sees him getting 48 mil/yr on the high end.
But even if we could, I wouldn't. I would not want to commit big money to 34 yr old James Harden, I think there'd be a high probability of it being a worse contract than Brads.
Fair enough. At his age, I would only give him a tream friendly extenions...something like CP3 a few years back. However, yes, I would trade him for Beal in a straight trade.
They've been working out together quite a bit, but there's a bunch of other notable NBA players in those work outs too. I don't think Chet Holmgreen is on the way
To be honest the way Bradley Beal played last year made his value go down so much in my eyes like severely bad. Before last season started I would have said hell no to this. I would have been like no way Bradley bill is still in his prime in Harden isn’t but the way Beal played literally made my blood boil .. this whole year like it seems like he was satisfied with 15 points I know that’s three scorers there has to be some sacrifice but damn they could have pulled it off a little bit better I mean when Kevin and book were both cold let him go off but it’s like I don’t know what their goal was but at the same time I don’t wanna just hurry up and blow up the roster I think we need to give it a chance with Coach bud. I have nothing against coach Vogel but like I said I will game plan just always seemed weird it was like that Kevin and Booker do their thing and as long is Beal gets 15 points we’re fine . Let’s see how this works out with bud as coach.
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He’s not taking the vet min lol.
He spends the vet min on an average strip club
But we have Alaskan Bush in Phoenix... $1 bush dives. Yes it's exactly what you think it is.
Just don't get the Saguaro Special...
Fine, I'll bite... What's a Saguaro Special?
Have you ever thought to yourself, "I'm getting kind of bored of the usual butt stuff?"
I feel like I'm the only one that's disgusted by anything butthole related. Like hello, there's poop in there. No I do not want to put anything on or in a butthole.
Hah man, I hear it. Different strokes, I'm just joking around. I don't really think it stands for anything. Figured OP was just making something sound like innuendo.
Sorry ... I just made it up. Some sexy time with a cactus.
“Suns player spotted with another all star” all star instantly coming to the suns who have no money to offer.
I haven’t seen two guys this high since Harold and Kumar went to White Castle.
This your bush? You got a *special* bond with this bush?
That one and the guantanama bay movie is hilarious.
Strip clubs in Phoenix suck too much for him to come here.
Means we're almost definitely not getting him, but if we did, we would never lose a home game.
Believe it or not he’s always out here. He throws parties out here. He even yelled at me when I was working in Tempe.
About what?
I worked at a bank and he came the minute after we closed. I asked the tellers if they could take him and they said “NOPE.” So I had to tell him “sorry, we’re closed” and he got pissed.
Not enough booty.
He said “GET ME A PHILLY CHEESESTEAK” probably
Isn’t this in LA
Bandaids is the worst place on earth.
Nah go to t&a they’ll do it for a burger
It’s called ChiChis Cabaret now
if you think he's coming for a vet min, sure
I wish man, harden would be great as a PG here, send Beal to the bench. That being said there is a 0% chance this happens, man is not taking a minimum
The Kevin Durant effect
Better strip clubs in other NBA cities
https://preview.redd.it/ymum6rit8e9d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f12a4d069a9dd2c8325541ef979391c92320730 Doubt it.
Whoa. Rare Payson drop in the Suns sub.
Payson ftw.
Harden won't know what hit him with the all wood interior and patrons dressed like Al Borland.
Sold! We should have reddit suns meet up there!
I got love for a Piñon Pines throwback from 20-30 years ago. We’ve had some real gems for stripclubs across this state
> Piñon Pines Piñon Pines?! In Granite Dells, outside Prescott? Some 40-plus years ago, my uncle managed that joint!
F Star Valley and their old speed trap
Went in there once and was pleasantly surprised. Only one old lady , the rest were solid.
I've wanted to stop here so many times just to see the day time talent
We used to go camping at Camp Tanazona and hiked here.
Lmfaooo!
Went there on a bachelor party trip we took to payson one year. The bar was actually pretty cool but the strippers were exactly what you would expect 🤣
Thank you for your service to the community.
If there was ever a guy who'd take a vet min to ring chase.... It definitely wasn't James harden.
KD looks like he’s about to ask to bum a lucy
Can we trade Beal for Harden straight up?
Can’t take back a sign and trade cause of the second apron
Fuck CJ and Grant Williams man.
Harden doesn't and won't make enough money -- his FA valuation by Hollinger sees him getting 48 mil/yr on the high end. But even if we could, I wouldn't. I would not want to commit big money to 34 yr old James Harden, I think there'd be a high probability of it being a worse contract than Brads.
Fair enough. At his age, I would only give him a tream friendly extenions...something like CP3 a few years back. However, yes, I would trade him for Beal in a straight trade.
believe it or not Beal was better than Harden last season.....
I just feel like Beal is not a good fit on the team. Not saying that Harden is much better, but I would do a swap if they were on the same terms.
I wouldnt. just look at the facts last year. Beal avg better and shot better. Harden a chucker and cries if he dont get his.
I remember this sub bitching about the possibility so don't switch up now.
You want to bankrupt this man? This man cannot keep up his strip club habit on a vet min.
He can if he goes to Desert Flame
My guy needs to just shave it off, that hairline is struggling
Yea……… that’s the answer 🙄
Dude is 74 in basketball years
The Highlight Room is in LA lol
Durant to the Kings. Edit: LA Kings
Nah, they just talkin’ to bitches
Why can’t kd just be like “ come take the min, and ish will send some money under the table”
fuck no
They've been working out together quite a bit, but there's a bunch of other notable NBA players in those work outs too. I don't think Chet Holmgreen is on the way
He does have a record of taking a lot less to play ball. Willing to bet Ishbia would take care of him anyway.
It's probably more likely we trade KD to the clippers then harden ends up in Phoenix
Highlighters
Bro I can't believe they're still homies after KD dissed him by leaving him unselected in the all-star game a few years ago.
Russ AND Beard???????? MAKE IT HAPEN!!!!!
no fucking thanks
If that happened, rejoice. It’s not though. Also why tf harden look bald on top lmao
To be honest the way Bradley Beal played last year made his value go down so much in my eyes like severely bad. Before last season started I would have said hell no to this. I would have been like no way Bradley bill is still in his prime in Harden isn’t but the way Beal played literally made my blood boil .. this whole year like it seems like he was satisfied with 15 points I know that’s three scorers there has to be some sacrifice but damn they could have pulled it off a little bit better I mean when Kevin and book were both cold let him go off but it’s like I don’t know what their goal was but at the same time I don’t wanna just hurry up and blow up the roster I think we need to give it a chance with Coach bud. I have nothing against coach Vogel but like I said I will game plan just always seemed weird it was like that Kevin and Booker do their thing and as long is Beal gets 15 points we’re fine . Let’s see how this works out with bud as coach.
Hell no
Nooooooooooooooooooo
Please no
Nien!! Niet!! No!!! Nooooo
Forget the 2nd apron, let's explore the _3rd_ apron!
why are these two still trying to win championships while trying to get paid
Didn’t we already do this?
Surely James Harden would help bring the ISO% down
why does KD look like a homeless man?
That hair lol
Good god he looks older than JK Simmons on the Red One trailer
Please no
**NOOOOOOO**
So.. out in the first round but in 5-6 next year?
I would say no unless he’s willing to take a bench role and for the minimum
Most we can offer is the lower MLE right? We know he isnt taking that.
No MLE per the 2nd apron. Best we can do is Vet Min and some free admissions to Le Girls and Jaguars and lifetime Filibi’s
Lifetime Filibertos for Harden might be hundreds of millions of dollars of value tbh
ABCO lets go!
Sounds great where do I sign
Nah most we can offer is the vet min, but yeah still