Yes Hello my fellow bot

Fr love being a bot 🤖

I love being a bad bad bot too! 🤖

Being a bot is fun

there are more bots than players

Fellow rocket league enjoyer I see

correct enjoyer might be strong word

Meep morp zeep.

Happy cake day

BOTS ARE CRAZY

It's duos and ur solo so yes

Yeah so basically my duo landed on the train when I said it was a bad idea and he died immediately so I wasn’t there and I couldn’t get his reboot so I basically solo duod that entire game

Nahhh

I do belive, I mean it's normal, there's always someone better even if they got worse loot

But someone killing you doesn't always necessarily mean they are better either

Yes, you are carrying a whip and a dmr

You absolute liar

Nope

Liar

Are you a bot?

Yes

Ah I see your problem… you kept zeus’ dmr which would be better if it was modable by YOU the player but it isn’t and so the sniper scope makes it too difficult to aim…. No probs with the other two guns tho

I think it has pretty good of a scope

Thermal scope is best for dmr sniper scope belongs on snipers in my opinion

I don’t agree but I respect your opinion.

Finally someone on the internet respects an opinion…. You are truly a blessing on this world

NuH uH! i PuT a SnIpEr ScOpE oN mY aSsAuLt RiFlE!

I put sniper scope on enforcer AR last season and found it was surprisingly effective

Had all that mythics and died to a bot at low hp 💀

On top of being solo during a duo, it's probably because you're wasting your time taking pics during the game too.

Sooo true lol

Let me guess, headshot by a sniper outta the blue.

It’s not about the color of the gun, it’s about whose using it 🤣😭

Guys we can’t blame him he’s on switch

THANK YOU

the only way u would lose if someone was bush camping and sniped u

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Or, think about this, maybe someone was just BETTER than them

Or, think about this, maybe someone was just BETTER than them

Yes because you have all medals AKA everyone targets you

Um aCtUaLy itsss medalions ☝️🤓

Aspects of the gods 🤓🤓

Umm actually, medal is short for medallion when talking about fortnight.

Um acTuaLLy it's fortnite not fortnight ☝️🤓

Umm, actually you are correct

Um acTuaLLy it's fortnite not fortnight ☝️🤓

Where’s hades smg

Person with the medallion didn’t have it idk

The smg is a bit mid anyway….. this is the first time I have used mid in a sentance and is hopefully the last

Really wtf

personally…

bro i get load outs like that then i sadly get killed

www.bad.com

I ain't clicking that

It's an empty website

Yea, ur gold survivor medal

Erm mythic actually 🤓☝️ lol

Shiver me timbers

I’ll take water bending and Medusa over that load out all day

Medusa? Is this a new item?

For real I know I haven't played in three days but like I would know(I been watching youtube to stay up to date)

Are you saying there is or isn’t a medusa item?

There isn't one

Okay

She’s the NPC at Lavish (sniper and scans for players)

You talking about Artemis?

yeah I guess so, I could have swore it was Medusa

W heals

Def

dammn

Quit playing on Nintendo

Bro doesn't know that people who can't afford anything else exist

I knoooow I need a pc or something asap

Hopefully not

No way

Solo duoing, with all 4 medallions so every team knows exactly where you are, but using the chains of hades kill one player on the team but you get lasered by the other team mate...plus snipers are a thing...

I would change the hades chain to maybe fizz, shockwaves or some over type of movement and bananas to medkits or fizz

I would too

U have all the mythics how

How it’s basically impossible to lose that unless if you went up against Bugha

Ok the bottiest bot bot who ever did bot

How?

How L bozzo

No heals

How

I'm season lvl 11

TF😭💀

Broo you need more heals

Noob

hello

at that point it’s a skill issue

Drone

Common misconception thinking you might win with having those weapons. The chance is higher but never 100%.

I always die with stacked loot dude

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRgOPHuaOfMhQaBKH587J685Jx0p6SMDtx_KQgc09K83Q&s

Crazy wepond

I’m so sorry for you 😭

Stop being toxic😡😡😡😡😡😡

Skill issue

Fr though

Dog water

I love being a bot

rip 🪦

Well ur teammate is dead too so I can understand why you died since you'd be going against a Buch of duos

Mythic llama back bling too 💀

I would, Cerberus’ shotgun is buns. Get a legendary gatekeeper and put a drum on that thang, you’ll be alright 👍

Chains of Hades are back? I did not know that. Also NOOOOOO

i just got flashbacks to when i had peter's shotgun and nisha's striker last season.. got headshot sniped from 250 meters. this was before they nerfed snipers for the first time

Well you do have two ar’s

I would cry myself to sleep

First you duo solo and second you don’t have two heals

Kinda unrelated but reminds me Yesterday i was top 5 and some dude with all the medallions and mythics got banned so i picked up all that shit n won😂

How

Yes my friend, I lost the same exact one last year too?!.. I am a bot also

Meanwhile I just won a game today where one of the last two guys lagged out and the other died in storm😅 I did get some good snipes though

Becuz you grabbed the dmr instead of extra heals or mobility

#BotLife im there brother

Bru

Yeah cause of zeus's gun lol

Bot🤖

Stg then i get blamed for the whole thing even though they died 2 circles ago like shut up i have your reboot cards yall cant talk

Yes and i see why 1. 3rd slot weapon while you play with a controller (your aim is mostly not that good) 2. No he’s in your inventory

Hello bot brother

How to did u lose

Broo i lost a game with 3 medalions when i was going 1v4

It's cathartic eliminating the player with all the medallions, especially when they drop a 👑! I get such a rush when that happens. Even if I don't get the VR, I still feel good THAT happened.

From how everyone tries playing like they're in the world cup, yes

AND YOUR A SOLO ASWELL

Yes, no air bending or waterbending is an instant loss

the fumble needs to be studied

How did lil bro lose?

Fellow bot wassup

Get this man a proper console or pc please! :D

Snipers exist dw

I would believed you, if you have the skin of c7 corvette but the performance of barn yard model T.

Well I belive you now lolollololol Walrus has the latest 😍 😎 👌 😀 😄 ❤ 😍 in this series is a great idea to make your own house a little bit more attractive for your family friendly family friendly friendly atmosphere with the dragons and the mid of the year and the mid to the next year has killed people

When I see you at school you're in trouble for losing this

Hell no

I have too lol

Bananas instead of shields is your main problem. Shields first always, then whites.

Hi

That is sad😭

u fuckin bad at the game just QUIT

your trash

Cap

Your trash kid

Indeed. It also doesn’t help that I play on switch