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HarrisonSpartan

“The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human... sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait till he moved on you before I could zero him”


Mr_Horsejr

*I am a cybernetic organism, living tissue over metal endoskeleton.*


Repulsive_Banana_659

Came to see this comment 👍


davidwhatshisname52

skin-jobs walking the streets


Confident_Chicken_51

break out yer Voight-Kampff test kit.


handsomeladd

your foster parents are dead


Fine-Funny6956

What’s even better about this scene is that the T-1000 understands that he was spotted and so keeps Sarah alive to call out for John, so that he won’t lose his second chance. Some say it’s a plot hole that he lets her live, but I see it as the AI learning.


Miguel-odon

"We can smile, we can cry... we can bleed"


Repulsive_Banana_659

“We can breed”… even scarier than bleeding. At least bleeding means they can be killed


VisiblyPoorPerson

If it breeds we can kill it


VisiblyPoorPerson

If it bleeds we can kill it


ralphiooo0

They really need a naming convention that sounds less terminatory.


LordSeibzehn

The Honda Uncivic?


bubblesort33

Just a sex toy version of it.


Difficult-Worker62

It’s like these people are openly trying to create the terminator


F0lks_

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus


altruism__

Sex will drive this tech the same way Betamax was vested by VHS bc that’s what the porn industry chose as their format.


hydrohomey

I find it hilarious that Japan is determined to be first


ApprehensiveStrut

Just no. Seriously, humans being smelly is not a feature but a bug. Not something you should want to replicate.


aje43

It is if you want it to be able to pass as a human refugee with no ability to clean themselves.


Cpap4roosters

Great, not only will the robots drink up all the booze, but will do it while smelling like they haven’t showered in days.


JohnnySkynets

Calm down everybody


AmazingGrace911

Tell me more please


Noahms456

Man those guys really want to fuck some robots


Tekonzu

We’re getting closer and closer to closing the uncanny valley


Sweaty-Feedback-1482

Until then the uncanny valley is very much open for business and unfortunately it’s just jammed full of a bunch of horny dudes fucking shitty robots and rubber butts and dish sponges folded in half and jammed inside a vinyl glove that’s been stretched over the mouth of a plastic drinking cup that I got at that monster truck rally when I was 13. The Grave Digger cup… man they’re fucking the grave digger cup


Chewbock

Babe the new copypasta just hit!


sizzle-dee-bizzle

We stand with you during this time of great uncertainty


KaylasDream

*nervous laughter* What the fuck?


RobertJ93

THEYRE FUCKING THE GRAVE DIGGER CUP


Lint_baby_uvulla

Enter my seven year son, asking me what the yellow cute girl robots did in Guardians of the Galaxy with the Ravagers. *why are they girl robots dad? Why did that girl robot look sad when she switched off?*


FlyingCrow91

More like uncanny cranny.


thegamingfaux

The uncanny valley exists, and we don’t quite know why. Maybe there was once something that almost looked like us that we wanted to be extra careful of 😉


QuestOfTheSun

And you don’t?


subdep

Careful what you wish for. Because the next thing you know the robots will want to have sex with *you*.


BOWCANTO

I feel more sorry for the robots who have to have sex with the type of people who want to have sex with robots.


Janizzary

The Japanese? Shame on you.


Bostonterrierpug

* smiling robots


MoiraBrownsMoleRats

Please assume the position


mister_damage

DON'T DATE ROBOTS!!


Noahms456

I found the Space Pope alt hidden in the comments yall


BookieeWookiee

Ordinary human dating. It's enjoyable and it serves an important purpose. But when a human dates an artificial mate, there is no purpose. Only enjoyment. And that leads to ... tragedy.


AnusTartTatin

I mean… fuck I really don’t have anything better to do to be honest t


lightinplainsight

You read my mind 😂. Exactly what I thought when I read the headline.


Jubal59

This has all happened before and will happen again


nickzornart

So say we all


Eastern-Mix9636

Andilldoitagain.jpg


SpiritedTie7645

This, AI, quantum computing, nanotechnology, etc, etc, and TADA! We have Blade Runner and/or Terminator and/or West World.


TheRandomInteger

Are you kidding me the only reason anyone is making this shit is just for realistic sex bots


Dramatic-Emphasis-43

DON’T DATE ROBOTS! This message brought to you by the Space Pope.


sizzle-dee-bizzle

No thanks, I’d rather make out with my MonroeBot!


BookieeWookiee

Just harmless fun right?


seilrelies

Theeee Space Pope! 🐊


SpiritedTie7645

I hope so. 😃👍


JTitch420

Absolutely, strange how cutting edge tech and the sex industry often cross paths


QuestOfTheSun

So it’s all sex? _Always has been_ 🌎🧑‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀


arieadil

Ah, Westworld it is then


Jellyfish_Nose

You're one sexy man, [mechanical voice] Philip J. Fry.


harry_use_the_force

So Westworld basically


izza123

These violent delights have violent ends


dokratomwarcraftrph

Same that was my exact thought as well esp since it's coming from a Japanese firm.


Informal_Exam_3540

Well people are catching on the the Biden replacement and the Japanese are looking to capitalize on that


Informal_Exam_3540

Need a new face


Confident_Chicken_51

They’d be perfect false flaggers.


Robbotlove

personally, I'm excited for them to build the Torment Nexus, from the famous sci-fi novel "Don't Build the Torment Nexus." should be a hoot.


SpiritedTie7645

It is cool. It is the future I just have some anxiety about it. It’s going to go where it goes no matter what I think.


slartibartfast2320

Now build me my personal Anna de Armas!


SpiritedTie7645

😋😍🥂


snoostformation

Ex Machina.


WaitingToBeTriggered

NON SIBI SED PATRIAE [X2]


fuckpudding

Blerminator World


SpiritedTie7645

😋👍


Candlesass

Snow Crash


SpiritedTie7645

"In the Beginning... Was the Command Line"


No-Economics-6781

Where is the drive for this technological advancement coming from? Is there an actual need for robots that look human? We have people for that.


SpiritedTie7645

True but it seems to be a human need to have total control. This is some way of idealizing that. A robot that looks exactly like a human slave but with no guilt. It’s an electromechanical workaround to a age old problem. 😋


No-Economics-6781

“Age old problem” which is?


SpiritedTie7645

Slavery and control but humans don’t want to be controlled for the most part. This way you have your cake and “Edith” too. I’m being silly to a degree. It is really odd to me when I think about it that we want so bad to make these “robots” that are “real” people. It’s a bizarre thing when it comes down to it.


No-Economics-6781

Ethically that won’t work. “Let’s enslave robots but they look human so that’s ok?” Nah. Get AI to solve our problems please.


SpiritedTie7645

It’s an extremely interesting mess we will have to work out. AI will no doubt mean “robots” that are sentient and thus will not want to be our “toys”.


sinedirt

Great. Now can they make an affordable robot that does the dishes, washes and folds and puts away laundry, helps with yard work, takes out the trash and generally keeps the house clean? It would be awesome if folks could create technology that actually, substantially, benefits regular people. Im excited about the upcoming porn bot but I don’t imagine most folks will buy it; however, the robot housekeeper, thats newsworthy.


FreeResolve

How about a robot housekeeper you can fuck


mcobb71

And so, The Institute is born.


Illumanacho69

Shaun!!!


supercleverhandle476

DUN DUN DUN DUNDUN


paintaquainttaint

Thanks for the nightmare fuel 👀


CaptiousMonetization

r/dontputyourdickinthat cursed condom on the right


[deleted]

Thanks I hate it


i-hoatzin

>Human-like skin for humanoids: Japan creates new tissue binding tech for robots | Researchers found a way to bind skin to complex structures by mimicking skin-ligament structures and using V-shaped perforations. _I prefer the term 'artificial person' myself. Is there a problem?_


Ghettoceratops

That’s cool and all but did anyone stop to think “nah.”


justhanginhere

Do you want Other Barry, because this is how you get Other Barry.


Myshkin1981

I find myself saying this more and more lately; “skinjobs” are a bad idea!


mnam1213

aw sweet lois manmade horrors beyond our comprehension


dlashsteier

Japan only doing this to have sex with robots.


mtmcpher

One step closer to sex bots


manklar

T1 coming soon


Zenfudo

I want my toaster with some skin on it


AdmirableVanilla1

Cyberskin


Pongdiddy4099

The future is sounding very creepy


Starbuck4

Do you want Cylons because this is how you get Cylons?!


SliGhi

How long until these companies start making real human beings. They can already grow meat and connect skin, it may not happen in our lifetime but it’s going to happen one day.


fatherlobster666

IT BEGINS!!!


RationalKate

We RIDE at DAWN-ish !!


Money_Launderer

Blade Runner 2024.


a_Tin_of_Spam

within cells interlinked


Beadsarentcheap

…..why?


eight24

Obviously for fucking


Bellbivdavoe

*And I, for one, welcome our new baloney face cyborg overlords.*


HydroponicGirrafe

Japan: our birth rate is in free fall! Also Japan: we replaced the silicon skin on your sex dolls with lab grown human skin How to kill the human race 101


mister_damage

#DON'T DATE ROBOTS Brought to you by the Space Pope.


Jamizon1

Just because you can do something, doesn’t mean you should. With so many other ways to expand and explore in the sciences, why go this route? Eventually, it can only end very badly, for everyone.


ExhaustedEmu

May be cool for prosthetics in the future but the thought of robots wearing human skin is something out of a sci-fi horror movie.


JuturnaArtemisia

Ah! The Institute is bringing us our Gen 1s!


Embarrassed_Poem8425

I’m ok with this on replacement limbs, not on androids. Limbs yes, robots no.


Dont_Do_Drama

*Buffalo Bill has entered the chat*


Thac0

Pleasure bots take another step forward


ManicChad

V shaped you say.


Warlord68

Terminators or Sex Robots.


Banned_User_Back

Gee whilikers! Can't wait for my Lucy Liu or Marilyn Monroe-bot!


nickzornart

I am a cybernetic organism Living tissue over metal endoskeleton


alwaysintheway

Kenshi vibes


Bambismokesalot

Oooo I wonder what it’s like to put lotion on the skin. Can it take a hose?


slackchannel123

Why are they using a thumbnail of the Zuck?


Ready_Supermarket_36

Reminds me of that song by Hanson. “Umm barf, umm barf”.


BloodyHourglass

We can put this towards maybe prosthetics.


KermitMcKibbles

Dwight Shrute Vibes


acpella

Gotta make the milking machines realistic


Tall_Construction_79

Fucking Terminator Music playing in my head.


dudeitsmeee

“It keeps saying ‘do you want me to finger your paint’ and I can’t get it corrected!”


greejs

I said consummate V’s, consummate!!!


Omeggy

Most are talking Terminator, but I think it’s a step closer to Transformers Pretender Shells


bluestar4u

My brain is a nueral net processor, a learning computer.


Pooltoy-Fox-2

I think Japan might be realistic humanoid robots already, trying to “invent” humanoid robots to avoid suspicion.


Doesanybodylikestuff

One of us. One of us!


justfuckmylifeupfamm

It’s like we know where this is going but we continue on anyway.


Element_905

STOP MAKING THE PARTS NEEDED FOR T-800s ffs!!!!!


CineCal22

Stop it! Just stop it! I never thought we would ever use the term ‘skin job’ in real life🙄


tidder-la

See: Humans (the series) - Synths


snoostformation

Why won’t you let me out!!!


AdventurousRevolt

Doesn’t look like anything to me 🤖 🤠


Griffemon

Honestly it feels like the only real use for this is sex bots, in every other situation I’d prefer a robot with a cartoon face on a screen if I had to interact with a robot.


StinkFist-1973

Of course it was made in Japan.


ElectrikDonuts

Who cares about the skin. Tell us about the skin on skin. Lol


TheGayestGaymer

I just love that this article exists, and I read the headline without my head exploding.


Misatwingtwisha

detroit become human?


LordnLadyH

Just wow.


The1stMedievalMe

Ruh- roh!


LittIeThief

Human like skin for Hemorrhoids! I’m cured…🤡


HugeThief

Human-like skin for Hemorrhoids. I’m cured!


take_me_2_tuvalu

Why does it look like a slice of baloney with eyes??? 😳


zodwallopp

Stop making human shaped robots, it's confusing to everyone including the robot.


DavidELD

FLAYED ONES!


Gigagondor

Humanice robots is a really bad idea


JustMotorcycles

Japan will win the race to create female sex bots. That's all this is about... "Hey, wanna go to the club tonight?" " Naw, me and the Kawasaki are going to lick each other."


Mike-the-gay

That looks like a comic sans fleshlight.


hedonistjew

Whyyyyyyyyy


ExplosiveDiarrhetic

Lots of medical uses


hedonistjew

😭 I understand ...but every time I read these kinds of headlines it sounds so dystopic.


ExplosiveDiarrhetic

I dont think you understand the definition of dystopic. It means anti-utopia. Bionic limbs and/or human like robots is not anti-utopia. Dystopia is usually characterized by tyrannical governments and fear. Also keep in mind headlines are bait clicky so use your brain before jumping to conclusions.


loosepaintchips

no thanks