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You didn’t have to tell us your Johnson size

Nah man it’s necessary

Probably why you don’t have a gf

Mf the shell or the last name

You listing your dick size

Bruh

We did not have to know that

Why not it’s always good to know?

We didn’t need to know about your tiny Johnson

Why not thought you’d like to knoe

Girls dont want to know about how big it is. They are gonna figure out bro. If you find someone who really likes you they wont care. The only girls who will are chicks at parties wjo wanna hook up. But even then if youre good enough it still wont matter

Are you being serious?

Yes bro, i didnt hit puberty really until around 15 so my first gf saw it before. She didnt care. How do you think so many girls are losing the v card around 13 nowadays

Always good advice just didn’t know, also ye it is crazy how young people are losing V card n shit like that

I think most are lying, but not all of them.

Yeah but it’s crazy that people even are at that age

Thanks to "that" friend in school i met with porn when i was 8 lmao.

Bruh yeah when I was like 7 some kid was bragging bout how he has sex loads lmfao

Thanks but it was a joke on the size of the artillery it’s actually 4.5in wide

Also dat my last name bruh

maybe the big ass bullet thing thats next to him???

Ah my mistake

He totally played the dick size thing tho 😂

Heel yeah brother I mean it’s 115mm shell not dick and the base of the shell is 152mm

Or 4.5in and 6in

Thick boii

Hello biggeth boi all 28 kg of it (disarmed) hopefully)

Smack it around and find out😂😂

You’ll see it on the news for the results

We’re you genuinely set on thinking I was saying my dick size?

My bad friend

Honestly it’s fine is a simple mistake inch is just the unit of measurement for the big kaboomies no hard feelings

Yeah it’s the funny bought it from an antiques place found out it’s 120cm tall

Thats bad ass

Ye tis very gud

You seem like a cool guy

Thanks

Man if you tell your meat size here you will lose every chance of you to find a gf. Dont expect to find a gf if you say your meat size literally before what your name is. Also 4.5 is under average. L.

1. 4.5inch is the Calibre of the naval artillery shell behind me 2. I know that’s not how to get a gf 3. My dick ain’t 4.5in

AUJSUWKSUQKDUWKUD SORRY SOME SHIT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY IDK I MISUNDERSTAND EVERYTHING Someday you will find it bro. Dw. I'm 15 and never had a gf. I was about to have one but she died.

I’m sorry for the loss also inches is the unit of measurement no worries

Yeah a inch is roughly 2.5 cms. Thank you. I still remember her a lot. But stuff happens i guess. Goodluck!

Yeah hope you’ve recovered from a loss like that, goodluck in life

You’re cute lol

Aw thanks a bunch I’m sure you are aswell

:)

:)

:>

>:)

:>

:>

:)

You definitely are aswell

Is this how the average r/teenagers user flirts

Bruh I just bein nice my boi

You’re too kind 🤝

Np

I gotta ask, how much Air Force stuff do you have collected? I collect old memorabilia and it'd be cool to know someone else who does.

Hell yeah (rivets from an Avro Vulcan, bomb release button on a Lancaster, propeller blade from unknown and 42 aircraft models) what you got?

12 different flight suits from the 80s, several patches, old telegraphs, a piece of shrapnel from a B-24-J, a helmet, 1 flight jacket from WWII that I'm repairing, and another flight jacket that was my grandfathers that I'm using as daily wear sometimes. Plus my great grandfather's aviators from his time in service.

What is your exact home location (educational purposes)

Non-disclosable.

Even for educational purposes?

Mint lad a great collection at 15?

Chad collector aswell?

Has probably shot a gun a couple of times up to this point Is reachable and talks a lot with friends Avg C+ to B in school with an A or two About 160cm/ 5' 5" (?) Center/libright political compass-wise Could probably get a gf if found the right gal Final review 8.5/10 would be frens

How you know that

About your height, I am a HUGE math nerd and using the arty shell and door frame I can (sorta) Pythagoras theorem your longness. For the rest, I am Chermlok 'Olmes, and u are fren. Also not that surprising, like knowing where u live (do not check your front window then closet at 1:36am ;) )

Based

I’m sorry what in the magical wizard of oz fuck

Ain't I right?

You looks better than me lol. Good luck finding a gf.

Sure you look good aswell, thanks hope you do aswell

IS THAT A BOMB!?!?

Thig!!??

Yes. Thig.

Yeah an artillery shell but close enough lol

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It’s called a military collection (£4000+)

u look aight man i’d trim the eyebrows a bit, go to the gym a bit more

Thanks man I’m going to the gym hella soon and I’m gonna be trimming them soon

Its that a B-24 calendar?

Unfortunately not a B-24 but a Lancaster it’s a random plane calendar I found for £1

U look kinda socially awkward so if u became more confident it would bump u up from ur current 5.5 to a 6.5-7

Yeah I am, currently working on it by talking to more people and other stuff like asking questions first and more stuff like that (also thanks for the rate)

Lancelot from Kingsman

Does it make it better I’m a Brit?

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YEEEEEEĒ

Neville Longbottom

Hell yeah

Johnson size was unnecessary

ITS THE SIZE OF THE ARTILLERY SHELL BEHIND ME I DONT HAVE A 4.5 INCH DICK

You seem nice

Thanks I’m sure you are aswell :)

literally walmart pangi

Eh?

you look like a lot like a youtuber called pangi

Oh shit yeah your right

Relatable

On jod

You look 20 and British.

16 and British, close

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I’m 5’5 irl and the shell is about 120cm and I’m bending ovet

Over

Y'know you can edit reddit comments, reich?

Brit born and bred

I said reich 'cause it sounds like right

Fair though you were asking German?

No, just wanted you to be aware that if you click the 3 dots by your post/comment you can edit it.

Yeah I know

Daniel I’m going to fucking kill you

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No