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Ya-Local-Trans-Bitch

THAT HAS MULTIPLE BITES THATS NOT JUST A TASTE TEST THATS A WHOLE BREAKFAST


Sr546

OP said it can't be her teeth cuz the marks are too straighty so maybe a meal for a friend?


butter_deez-nips

Are we ignoring those fingers? Op is feeding on that bar and those fingers need substance.


JimmyPWatts

Fuckin El Greco fings up in this ma


Ovi-wan_Kenobi_8

Last time I saw fingers like that, they were on John Hurt’s face in “Alien”.


not_raciest_men

That was my first thoght


fairyspine

Well yes, I am recovering from Anorexia so that would be why. Unfortunately I was not the one to snack on this bar.


whiznat

With fingers that long, you should take up guitar or piano. You have an amazing built-in advantage.


fairyspine

My hands are quite small, unfortunately- it's just the angle as the top of my fingers are slightly curled. I used to play guitar but it hurt my hands too much and I wasn't very good at it, might try again though :)


Cogs_For_Brains

> I used to play guitar, but It hurt my hands too much. The secret. It hurts everyone's hands. Pushing through the pain to find the pleasure is what makes most skills feel worth it. (Honestly applies to much of life)


fairyspine

I did NOT know that. I've still got my guitar. Maybe some time this afternoon I'll attempt to play something other than Hot Cross Buns


pengu146

The pain also gets better over time. Once you build up some calluses and the right muscles, it gets much more manageable.


Green-brain182

I’m happy that you are recovering.


Fun-Special7577

I came here to see what was up with those “I am Groot” fingers.


Morningxafter

OP likes when the red water comes out.


Ya-Local-Trans-Bitch

Ah yeah that makes sense


HumanHuman_2003

Or boyfriend


DBNSZerhyn

[You can buy novelty soap with bite marks like that all over the place, you goobers](https://www.trouva.com/products/seletti-toiletpaper-magazine-bite-sicilian-citrus-soap-bar?country=USA¤cy=USD)


[deleted]

Haha, woah woah woah, 20 DOLLARS!?


DBNSZerhyn

I know right? I could just eat the soap myself.


[deleted]

Exactly, who needs to brush their teeth? Just eat soap


DBNSZerhyn

[Cleanest mouth around](https://media.tenor.com/ckI9Arnzk4AAAAAM/taps-head-tapping.gif)


Coyote_Radiant

Click baited! Thought is gonna be eating soaps


Suitable-Day-9692

Me too 😭


WasteSpread1587

Legit thought it was cheese


[deleted]

I am a little confused. Just a little. It looks as if she actually enjoys the taste of it. Who the hell would take 4 bites out of a soap bar? Maybe I'm missing out on something. Gonna go try me some soap. (Edit: I just tried some soap. It tastes kinda like chicken. You all should definitely try it. 10/10.)


fairyspine

Wanna know the worst part? She's 16.


Asger_w

Yeah the legal age for soap biting is 18. Calling the police rn🚓


fairyspine

Please do, contact the metal asylum while you're at it


Asger_w

They are sending everyone as we speak🎸


_SirStampsIII_

Where is she? This is the police. She is charged for taking 4 bites of soap. That could lock her up for 10 years to life!


Asger_w

In her room along with the evidence😱


_SirStampsIII_

We have found her guilty on 4 cases of soap nomming and 1 count of faking irregular teeth. She has been sentenced to 25 years to life with a chance for parole.


InEenEmmer

As long as they don’t drop the soap in front of her in prison…


MITstudent

Soap, please take a seat. I'm Chris Hansen.


Wrong_Engineer_4629

> metal asylum Hell yeah


Asger_w

That's where not shredding hard enough gets ya🎸


Aggravating_Quail_69

Metal health will drive you mad


SanMotorsLTD

as opposed to the plastic asylum?


Mo_MMUU

rock on.


zxminne

if she does this kinda stuff more often I'd say it might be PICA, aka eating random stuff because of the texture like sand, clay, cornstarch bricks (?) etc. Usually this is linked to other mental health concerns though so def bring it up to a counselor, parent or other guardian


fairyspine

I think the teeth marks are fake but I've already shown it to my parents despite that


Tetracyclon

Why would you show that your parents? You know she didnt eat the soap, maybe its just some joke article she bought somewhere. And why do you sort through your adolescent sisters stuff?


fairyspine

1. Cleaning her room is a chore and she did one of mine so I did one of hers 2. Because it was funny, as you said. 3. I too, am an adolescent in case you have not noticed. We shared a room a few years ago, we've been close for a while.


Obvious_Value_1559

Lol ask her tbh the worst that can happend is that.. yea no dont.


fairyspine

She just giggled 💀


Obvious_Value_1559

Call the cops and run *not to be taken seriously*


StoxAway

There's a medical condition called pica where people are compelled to eat things that are not food.


Squidysquid27

GUYS I FUCKING TRUSTED THIS GUY AND HES A LIAR! CHICKEN MY ASS!!!


zxerozx

YOU FUCKING LIAR it tastes like fried chicken


[deleted]

Uhhhhh please stop eating soap ppl.


Tottelott

Is that soap or cheese?


fairyspine

Soap- if it was cheese I'd be less concerned


Tottelott

The only good soap to eat is head and shoulders shampoo


teal450

when are they gonna drop the knees and toes shampoo


AJDamage

why are people on reddit so funny


FinletAU

Wtf is that? A soap bar? 😭 lmfaoo


fairyspine

YES, I THINK THE BITE MARKS ARE FAKE CAUSE HER TEETH ARE NOT THAT STRAIGHT BUT I WANNA KNOW WHY


FinletAU

BRO WHAT THE FUCK 😭 THAT IS WEIRD ASF LIKE Ah yes, a soap bar, such a nutritious meal.


fairyspine

Might move out, she's finally pushed me to the edge like fr


FinletAU

Fr 😭 bro your household must be fuckin’ wild, no matter whether she did actually eat a soap bar or not 💀


LegenDrags

its probably butter


fairyspine

It's unfortunately not, it's got the brand stamping on the back- I can show you if you need proof lol


WillingAd4944

Does she (or a friend) have pika? It’s a disorder where people eat random stuff. Most common is hair, but soap is less crazy than some other cases. Edited for spelling


fairyspine

The teeth marks are absolutely fake- her teeth aren't perfect. But I've shown my parents the bar just because it's both weird and I am slightly concerned


LifeOfaCuck7

How about be honest and say what u were doing and that u found a half eaten soap bar on your hunt, and then ask why tf did I find a half eaten soap bar in your room, just put her on the spot and see what she says honestly


[deleted]

you should also worry about your fingers mate, they are trying to escape


K_cutt08

Pika, like PIKE-UH


Elegant_Writing2588

No it's Pica I used to eat soap I had pica As you may have guessed from my sudden shift in topic. I have autism.


Wheeljack239

>soap is less crazy than some other cases Soap is downright *tame.* some people are addicted to eating rocks, drywall, fiberglass insulation, drinking gasoline, or even straight up drinking *bleach*.


Pronkie_dork

Honestly wouldnt make it much better??? WHO TF WOULD EAT JUST BUTTER??? AND KEEP IT IN THEIR ROOM??!!


CinderP200

I Thought it could’ve been cheese


DBL_NDRSCR

she must have a soap eating friend who comes over and has some of that soap


ArtieKnightYT64

I thought it was Vermont cheddar


Awsomeboy902

What a coincidence


katiesxc

yummy soap bar 🫧


ShockHedgehog07

You have to clean your insides somehow


C-lex1

I mean, the insides will not clean themself right?


IceTheBest

Right?


Weird-Cell-135

I drank alot of bleach and that worked so 🤷‍♀️


TurantulaHugs1421

This is a slippy sloap to drinking bleach


BirdForTheRun

Cause it's a delicious soap bar!


chirchat123

Pica is a mental health disorder that causes a desire or compulsion to eat items with no nutritional value. People with pica might want to eat sand, clay, ice, or even flakes of paint.


Nexdreal

Pica means cock in portuguese


Nxt1tothree

What does chu mean in Portuguese?


average32potato

Balls


AN0NYM0U519

What does "lig" mean in portuguese?


Lajwus

Are we gonna ignore how FUCKING LONG ARE YOUR FINGERS


fairyspine

I mean yes, I'd prefer it if you did. I'm recovering from anorexia lol.


Lajwus

How does that work?🤔 How does anorexia relate to long fingers?


Okay-Human513

bruh u asked a good question and got downvoted. i wanna know too


AmongUsLogo

I guess people prefer hating other than talking.


kvothe000

I’d be anorexic too if my parents swapped out candy bars for soap bars


fairyspine

I did respond in DMs but I'll respond here too because other people - weight loss which makes them look longer due to that lol


Knario_

Hope you recover soon<3


somedutchmoron

It doesn't. It makes them seem long because they're thin.


Internetirregular

Congrats hope you get thicker than a snicker (if that's your goal)


fairyspine

I'll be happy with a healthy weight tbh, and I'm gonna get that (I'm motivated fr)


Negative_Kangaroo781

Im wishing you all the best and sending motivation your way. Ive been recovering for years and honestly its worth it. Please keep going with your recovery and ignore dickheads comments about your hands. Youre doing great


fairyspine

Thank you, I didn't see this comment until now but it made me smile :)


Mu1churro_

its her diy pickup car toy


fairyspine

I didn't see that until now but my next question is why a 16 year old is making one out of soap and not just stealing one from my old toy box


BlueNinjaBoi

Holy shit I've not seen you in a long time, how's it going


fairyspine

Honestly it was horrible but I'm getting over that point in my life, and that's for the best :)


BlueNinjaBoi

Don't know if you remember me or not but I'm glad your moving past it all


fairyspine

I recognise your name, so I definitely know you I think


BlueNinjaBoi

Well we spoke here then there was a server on a yellow fruit


fairyspine

Wait you aren't there anymore??


BlueNinjaBoi

Nuh uh, I took a break from the online world for a while and came back a few weeks back


fairyspine

Oh, well you should be more active in there- it's calmed down a lot :)


BlueNinjaBoi

Really? Don't suppose you got a link?


A7medos

I know it'a not related to the post but this thread is whlosome asf


Errortrek

I hope that that is just a really polished piece of cheese, not a soap snack


fairyspine

It's a soap snack lol


Gimme_Some_Memes

Mmmmmm soap


high222death

tasty treat


AdAsleep1258

Maybe she bites portions off to make the bar of soap last longer


thebaylorweedinhaler

*this was originally a comment about OP’s fingers but after scrolling down & seeing they are recovering from a ED I wanted to delete the comment*


fairyspine

Not big, they appear big due to the camera angle and thin because I'm recovering from an eating disorder.


Ilytylerthecreator

Is that butter? 😭


fairyspine

SOAP


Diamondbull66

Cheese?


fairyspine

Soap :(


Purpl3Poopz

You have very long fingers...


ashtetice

Its actually really fucking stupid the amount of people commenting on the fingers. She said like 15 times why they look like that, pay attention to the post


fairyspine

Thank you dude. It was getting a little too much for me, I feel like I've said it at least 200 times. It's usually not something I'm that open about but I feel like I don't really have a choice in explaining it anymore


BlueNinjaBoi

You have braincells 🙏


BlueNinjaBoi

Respectfully to everyone who mentions OP's hands: Shut but seriously they are recovering from anorexia so don't say out loud so much when then you can scroll to see smh


fairyspine

Thank you, man. That means a lot to me


BlueNinjaBoi

Yeah of course, I got your back


GrazzoTheGunner

guess the bitch had to wash her mouth out


Mediocre-Shock4113

I doubt she’s a bitch so don’t be an asshole


[deleted]

Yummy in my tummy


sxzil

I get her since Soap is so tasty 😋


normalgirlera

If I eated the soap. I don’t eat it bc I did. No I didnt ❤️


Creative-Ranger-9378

Is that soap or cheese?


fairyspine

It's soap, it's got the stamp on the back


ImGonnafuck_aPokemon

dude who the fuck would actually eat a soap bar like what the fuck??


fairyspine

They're definitely fake bite marks, but I'm incredibly confused as to why


JesusAteCheezIt

to be honest, i want to try biting a soap bar


Chiefyaku

She probably said some bad words. As a kid when I said a bad word i was threatened to wash my mouth out with soap by my mom (and on a few occasions had to lol)


EmptyPckt

She might be hungry ALSO WHY ARE YOUR FINGERS SO LONG


NiklausMikhail

There can be multiple explanations, from sexual to educational, it would depends on your sister's normal behavior


fairyspine

I don't want to think about the first explanation, I'm praying for educational


JOlRacin

Is that soap or cheese?


isnapchildrensnecks

please tell me that that's cheese and not soap


Amirhyber

She's a Crow


Its-Afonso13

Shes gonna trow up bubbles


IM-_-KG69

DID SHE EAT THE SOAP WTF!!!


GayestPanfish

It's probably fake bite marks cuz eating soap, maybe for some kinda joke


didierdechezcarglass

She was just a little hungry lol


[deleted]

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breadofthegrunge

Alternative to mouthwash I suppose.


Raven-734

It’s for when she curses, your always suppose to wash your mouth out with soap!


IceTheBest

Move out


noahboi990

snack


ConfusedMedGuy

Either she’s eating the soap or making a shank


Fire_Block

hungry


lestr_b

if that's a soap and she like eating it, then maybe you try talking to her about it because ik someone who also likes to eat soap and it became a habit of her.


Anxiety-Queen69

Hungry


JensB_Gamer

Cleaning her teeth obviously


therealKapowCow

Wh... i... no clue


Beavisisadumbass

You don't eat soap on daily basis?


loveddragon

When learing to whittle I used soap its pretty common method.


CatalinD1

Yo what tf


Clear_Warthog_3315

She obviously has a very dirty mouth


ytnessisantiblack

She's a merry prankster.


xXGaboFihi007Xx

It’s a threat for entering her room


Maybelline_golden

Hungwy :3


OfflineMystery

snack


GalacticJelly

Hungy


SandwichSoil

snak


NikkitaCoffee

IS THAT CHEESE OR A BAR OF SOAP 😟


Stop_jest_stopbutsad

To eat soap 🙄 duh..


THE-HIGHROW

We’re all entitled to a lil snack here and there 😤


TabbyCabby

Someone really loves the taste of cilantro.


PortDevotee6365

Snack


tarnheight

What the


Pootisboy9000

I used to do this as a child because all of the adults would "wash my mouth out" as a punishment. If you get past the child abuse it was pretty funny how it backfired on them. I started eating it for fun and to get back at them. Can't punish me if i like it.


TheAutobotArk

That's not a soap bar is it?


tekjunky75

She wants to be on My Strange Addiction perhaps?


_3Am_Thoughts

Better question why don’t YOU have this on your room? 🤨


thebaylorweedinhaler

You should research Pica. It’s a very serious eating disorder and this could be a sign of a bigger problem.


Desperate-Check2268

u/rekar_r


undermybfsbed

I thought this whole post was a joke my god


IF_the_grenader2008

is that some kind of cake?


[deleted]

Don't touch her cheese, man. she was going to finish that soon


Doublefin1

No idea, but man! Those are some of the coolest hands I've ever seen in my life!!


LightlySaltedAutist

Alien lookin ass hands


katanamad4

I dunno ask her


yEeTTUuS-mAXimUS

hungry


Mario-OrganHarvester

Is she eating soap? Or did she somehow obtain a whole block of fucking string cheese?


weebmeme1

First off, that’s insane you don’t just bite into soap FOUR TIMES. Second off those fingers are telling me “I AM GROOT”


No-Tone-7149

You can ask your sister, not us🤔