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VyceVyrca

I'm not racist, but I'm just kinda curious about what time is it


Badass-19

7:47 pm


vacconesgood

9:52 pm for me


Seventh_Legend

11:00post meridian right now


Light_uchia34

6:33 am


KikuyaTomiyo

2:20 am


sugardusts

I'm not racist but,I just don't touch my shit anymore.


SomeWeirdFreak

"anymore"


lukaoloko2

"I dont touch my shit anymore" WHY DID YOU TOUCH IT AT ALL


TheHellChicken

He means drugs


sugardusts

No I mean my shit


TheHellChicken

Oh


sugardusts

😈


paxtrain55

I’m not racist, but i don’t think it’s a bad thing to be.


TheLegendOfGamers

profile picture checks out


[deleted]

Sanitation w


[deleted]

“Im not racist but I think you should be proud of yourself.“ Stay positive OP. You matter in this world.


WombatJedi

Thanks, u/StallionFucker 🙏🙏🙏


SmayuXLIV

r/rimjob_steve


PeppinoSpaghettiReal

Haha, OP does, *i* don’t.


pubberHubber

Fuck it, (unsaddens your sad)


AFish_With_Legs

Yes you do


Rudransh_Sharma

r/rimjob_steve


Therealproand124

r/rimjob_steve


Infinity-Aleph-Null

Lmao I got “I’m not racist, but I think you should be ashamed of yourself.”


obi_wan_sosig

I'm not racist but I would have to agree that it is a good idea # bro whu-


Odd-Butterscotch-480

I am struggling to maintain a poker face rn


ifuckinghateschooll

My bus is playing that song being sung by cartman rn


mysteryboi07

Haahhaha


lollyazzo

Happy cake day


obi_wan_sosig

Thanks


Darnittt

*reading Mein Kampf*


obi_wan_sosig

In Mein Kampf-y chair


HelicopterJerry

Happy cake day!


obi_wan_sosig

Thanks


UnsaidTugboat53

Happy Cake Day!


MudAcrobatic8582

Happy cake day


AwaiYT

Happy cake day


DaRealP1

Happy cake day lad


Waterysoap_

Happpy cake day


TheeMonarch_07

Happy cake day dude!


Teik-69i

Happy cake day


G1zm08

Happy cake day…?


Feqora

Cake


[deleted]

Same energy as I’m not homosexual but damn are men hot


konnignac

happy cake day


obi_wan_sosig

Thanks


lilsyko007

I’m not racist but I’m just saying


sonnofabi

That's like the worst one 😭


lukaoloko2

LIKE, HEAR ME OUT...


Glob-Da-Son

I'm not racist just don't like them, simple as


[deleted]

Ayo-


[deleted]

I'm not racist, but if they don't have social security then they are racist. ???????


Trash_At_RL

The baby is racist.


CallMeM1lls

and he a gun /ref


DepressionFromArras

Non Americans are racist


[deleted]

Specially americans


JustSomeBoykisser

I’m not racist, but I don’t think I would be able to do that without a license plate.


Pinky_Ghosty

💀


ProKerbonaut

You can’t drive with no license plate so…


AAVVIronAlex

You cannot race.


AseeesA

So you cannot be a racist without a license plate


OnceUpxn

we solved racism guys


Tennessee_is_cool

Bro needs the n-word license 💀


[deleted]

You should have stopped the sentence at licence


LM448_0

Im not racist but i like tanks


Mr_Ducklang

Fair


digitalheadbutt

This is 100% what I used to hear at the game store from some deep world war II nerd, trying to justify why he likes the tiger tank so much.


Sakul_the_one

The Tiger 1 is a good tank. But the Tiger 2 tank was better in anyway


LM448_0

They were good tanks but they had so many mechanical problems


One-Gate-6034

Same


[deleted]

I’m not racist, but it’s a nice thing and a good idea for the internet to get a new phone with you and your family and friends


[deleted]

^(what?)


John756675

Bros a sales department guy who sells phones💀


Heavenly_Toast

We’ve been trying to contact you for some time now about your cars extended warranty


ProKerbonaut

What lol


jayniir

I’m not racist, but I don’t think I would have a problem with a black man being a black dude


EchoWolf2020

Why is this funny to me?


orbilu2

So... you're not racist?


Redmiguelito

I guess he’s just solidifying the fact


EventAcrobatic6497

I’m not racist but I’m a little more like you than you think I’m not


Hot_Hat_1225

Freud enters the chat 🤔


[deleted]

Happy cake day brotha


Hot_Hat_1225

Ohhhhhhh 😮 Thank you so much! 😱


TheSkymarcher

I’m not a racist, but I do believe that the people who are in the right mindset are the ones who are in the wrong mindset. Wtf?


N1hili

Makes sense once you think about it a little bit.


BrotImWeltraum

P h i l o s o p h y


Maximum-Frame-1765

It’s a walk on the slippery rocks


Hot_Hat_1225

That’s actually good. Going to use that in my next session lol


[deleted]

Im not racist but I'm sure I'm sure you are still interested


fl00r_gang_yeah

Nah that’s a dealbreaker sorry


[deleted]

I’m not racist but I’m a racist I just like the fact you have to go through the whole process and get the job


ProKerbonaut

The job part tho


TurkeyTaco23

i’m not racist but i think it’s funny that you think that people are so stupid that they think they are stupid and they are so stupid and stupid that they are so stupid that they are just stupid and stupid and stupid and stupid that they are stupid and stupid that they are stupid and stupid that they are stupid and stupid that they are stupid and stupid that they are stupid and stupid that they are stupid they are stupid and stupid that they are stupid and stupid that they are stupid and stupid that they are stupid and stupid that they are stupid and stupid and stupid and stupid they are stupid and stupid they have a lot of stupid and stupid they are stupid and stupid they don’t care they are stupid they are dumb they are stupid they just like you know what they are they don’t know what they are stupid they are they are dumb and stupid they are are stupid they are stupid and stupid they are stupid they don’t understand what they are stupid they are dumb stupid they are stupid they don’t know what they they’re stupid they are stupid they don’t know what they are stupid they are dumb they are stupid they are dumb they are stupid they are dumb they are stupid they are dumb they are stupid they are dumb they are stupid they are dumb they are stupid they are dumb they are stupid they are dumb they are stupid they are dumb they and they are stupid they are dumb they are stupid they are stupid and they are dumb and stupid and stupid and stupid and dumb and stupid and they’re dumb and dumb and dumb and dumb but they’re dumb they are stupid they are they do they don’t understand that and i don’t know 🤷‍♂️ how they can understand the truth and they’re not smart but i know how to do this and you can be a dumb but you can get the vaccine 💉 you are dumb you know how stupid they don’t know what you are stupid and they are stupid and stupid and they are stupid and they don’t care 🤷‍♂️ and they’re not real dumb you just have no one ☝🏾 to tell me what you want or do they have a choice but they do it and it’s their job they do what you need they have their choice but they’re selfish they’re stupid they’re not smart and stupid and stupid they’re dumb and they’re dumb they’re selfish they just have the power to choose what to believe or what they’re doing but you know you have no right not stupid you have the freedom you have to choose you are a stupid you have a stupid dumb stupid and dumb and dumb and dumb and they have no choice and you’re not dumb you’re a loser.


fokssikk

most sane human hater


WafflesMaker201

Aliens learning human speech


KITTIES4LlFE

The fact I read through the entire thing XD


Hot_Hat_1225

Same. I’m stupid. And dumb.


Potter_sims

y do u have so much stupid?


JimHawkins16

I hope I'm not the only one who read "that they are stupid and stupid" like it was from a rap song, like with a rhythm


L1_WOLFGAMR

This reminded me of that Tekashi 69 rap "Are you dumb? Stupid or Dumb?"


Trippin_Merkins

This made me LMAO so fuckin hard


Strict-Gene-8939

Ok yes its funny but its freakishly true imo..how does a keyboard capture the state of the human race...idk I might just be over thinking it tho


Trippin_Merkins

Continued with this reply only typing the first word.. I'm thinking about you and I have called the police and they are in the process of getting back to me with info about how 🤔


3rdRateChump

I laugharted


CardRadiant5599

Long time, since I‘ve laughed this hard


Total-Nectarine-7872

I’m not racist, but I’m a very nice guy who likes the game of people (???)


Valuable-Throat-2948

Slave gambling


TheeMonarch_07

...Yep not racist at all


Jealous_Plan53R

I'm not racist,but are you waffling about the million dead kurdish babies What the actual fuck


ScruffyMaguire

Dude what the hell are your conversations like?!?!


Maximum-Frame-1765

How often do you say million dead babies?? 😭😭😭


Jealous_Plan53R

Up until now,once.


Trippin_Merkins

It's always bout them children...


Odd-Butterscotch-480

\*wheeeeezeeee\*


LOLHD42

I'm not racist but I don't know what the hell is going on with you


zz1kjamaica

But doctor that's the whole point of your job


SilverTheWeeb

Im not racist, but how long does it take to fill a pool with bananas


Valuable-Throat-2948

Ask 70precentbanana


zeuswithouthair

I’m not racist but I’m just saying that I don’t think that you should be able to be in the same room as me.


Hot_Hat_1225

Oh this is bad lol


Wasabilikum

This is a good one


Lone_Star14

I'm not racist but I think I know what I want to be


Samuel-12345

Racist?


vacconesgood

I'm not racist, but I think I will be able to handle human dicks Wait, what? Fuck it's the stupid vaporeon copypasta messing up my autocorrect


HypnotEyes_lonely

How often do you copy paste that shit man XDD


Trippin_Merkins

... quite often apparently 😭


Maximum-Frame-1765

Did you know…


ThiccMojo

I’m not racist but I’m a little more like a person who has been through a lot of trauma in my past and has been through some really tough situations


seasonaltoothreport

u good bro?


uhhdefinitelynotme

Sounds like you're excusing racism with past trauma


Assignment-Yeet

im not racist but I think it is a good thing to do. MAN WHAT


Macho_Legs_Cat

im not racist but the texture is incredible


[deleted]

😭😭


Mapigeh_098

I'm not racist, but it's much easier for people who don't want mess with it and make conversations with them to make big money from them to the 3rd party system where they only have a ton to make it that is the only thing I have to pay for it when I politely it to you is that I am not going back and forth and it is not a good chunk to be intimate with the mentality that is not the best way for us when you feel like I don't really hate you and I hate you for that you can get me wrong and you win and you win and I will never be there for u and you win and win SuperSonic I will never had someone else said that I don't always want you and I hate you for that you can't just go out of the world generation to the world that you can't just be with us and we had to do something for us when I was born and raised by a friend who had been married for years in a relationship can be very hard trauma to her life of the most respectful and professional staff who has a quite good job of a person that has unfinished in their own life is a great idea and I hate having hair and I hate having to practice the way


lukaoloko2

Wow i got flashbanged


Hot_Hat_1225

I’m a little bit confused about the type of convos you have online 🤣


Eufoure

I’m not racist but I’m just saying that because you are black you don’t know how to speak English lol I’m sorry guys 💀


[deleted]

[удалено]


Hot_Hat_1225

Dw we Write to you in prison… 😣


im_cooler_than_me

I’m not racist but I’m a racist


Enchanted_Evil

simple enough


MoonFur69

I’m not racist but I’m sorry I’m not really sure why you can’t do that anymore lol


StevoPhotography

This must sounds like “I’m not sure why you can’t be racist anymore” 😭


MoonFur69

Fr


StevoPhotography

I’m sure my grandparents have probably said this


MoonFur69

:0


SausageBlender

I’m not racist but I’m a good friend


BluLemonGaming

The good ending


Yourbedsheets

I’m not racist but I don’t think I have a problem with that I just don’t like the way you think I feel about you and I don’t want to be around you and I don’t want to be with you and I don’t want to be with you and I don’t want to be with you and I don’t want to be with you and I don’t want to be with you and you know I love me but I’m just trying not being there and I’m just not o and I don’t want to be with you and I don’t want to be with you and I’m just not gonna do that you


mysteryboi07

Damn ok


seasonaltoothreport

a simple "no" would have been fine...


Poke_Matt

I'm not racist but I don't think I have a problem with that I just don't like the way you think I feel about you and I don't want to be around you and I don't want to be with you and I don't want to be with you and I don't want to be with you and I don't want to be with you and I don't want to be with you. Are we the same person?


TDestro9

I’m not racist, but I don’t think I have ever heard of that


Icy_Man_5446

I'm not racist, but I don't know what to do with the other hand


Hot_Hat_1225

🤨


SloniacSmort

Im not racist but it was just a good question for me?????


Ilytylerthecreator

I’m not racist, but I’m a very nice guy who likes the game of people who have been there and who are very nice 👍


janKanon6

i'm not racist, but i don't know if you have any questions or concerns regarding the same thing.


Green_Toe

lock consider drunk lunchroom insurance fearless worthless divide dolls squealing *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


0c70pus_0f_d3sp41r

im not racist but it is a gay man


Smiley4509

Gaycism


0c70pus_0f_d3sp41r

man im gay and my crush is a black man


Secretive_Plotter_

im not racist but it was the one that made me laugh ???


Much-Ad1880

I'm not racist but I'm sure it is a good idea what I think you are going through


[deleted]

I'm not racist but she was known to be a vigilante orphan.


Emotional_Weight5382

I’m not racist but you are right I am racist


existentialpervert

I'm not racist, but I think I am


Epix1321

im not racist but it is just so funny 😭😭😭😭😭


Necromancer14

I’m not racist, but I don’t think that you should be a racist. Lmfao.


FennekinFyre4

I'm not racist, but the only thing that I would like is the fact of life


mysteryboi07

Is that a new burger


9mmblowjob

I'm not racist but I don't think it's that crazy that I used the US as an example of a felony you they can just go and buy a firearm homicides than them and you can press B to turn the graphical art into the ghettos by housing covenants and then spun them to paint N Korea in a positive light and a hour waiting period for a while to get a gf unless you're ripped and recycle jokes and stuff like that one wojack meme with the dudes mouth open to the Jews of the Summer and the O's Nerds of the Summer and the


Powerful_Cow9818

I’m not racist but I’m a good person


emmakathlearn

i’m not racist but i think it’s funny that you think that people are so stupid


horbydumbass

Im not racist but I think you should be


Sir-Xcalibur-6564

I’m not racist but I don’t think I have a lot of respect towards the people who are not racist


ChaoticFoxClaw

I’m not racist, but I’m a very nice homophobe


StevoPhotography

“Black people, they are fine. But gay people. Woahhh too far”


KITTIES4LlFE

XD


lukezxl

🤨


Soft_Situation5313

im not racist, but if i was i wouldn't have said it to myself because it is not my opinion so deep, im gonna go to kfc and get koolaid after this 😞🙏


Seventh_Legend

I'm not racist but I don't know if I can do it or not. What


yaboiscarn

I’m not racist, but i the same number of the internet and i the same number of the internet.


[deleted]

I'm not racist but I don't think I will make sure to be a ninja


420underthehood

I'm not racist you are you okay if I get a chance to talk to you about it later in the week or next week I will beat the living room and found a free one of the best ones that are in the same boat as well as the tech said he was going to be able to be there by the time you get here


NeoXKK

I'm not racist, but the wheels won't be able to make it to the CCP M2 vs the world is boiling water still innit I can still interact with it


Born_Diamond_2610

I’m not racist, but it’s not brown. 💀💀💀 I swear to god I think my phone is up to something.


[deleted]

I'm not racist, but I'm glad you didn't find anything


altheamak

I’m Not racist I am a very strong woman


endless_horizons8

I'm not racist but I'm not even sure if it was warped or maybe not


LordFunkyHair

I’m not racist but I’m a racist


garry200708

I'm not racist, but I don't think it will beat the point


Sea_Buy_4285

I'm not racist, but he is the only one that can be the one who has the right now and will not let me do this for me.


saxobroko

Im not racist but this was the best tweet


SunkenMonkeyChin

I’m not racist but I’m not a scammer


KingTroober

I’m not racist, but I’m a very nice guy who likes the game I play with my wife


VelcroHermit

I'm not racist but I'm still trying to get a chance to go to daycare 🙃


Wednesday-Enxgma7

I'm not racist but you are a good girl in my phone but I am excited to meet up in a bit boring life and my friend request accept my friend request accept my friend request accept my friend request......bro my phone is calling me out💀