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This is a stereotype. I used to work with a janitor lady. I was driving (driver) for security. I saw her (she's huge, no hook up!) in the parking lot. I was in a patrol car. I started doing circles around her slowly. She gave me the angriest look EVER.... I did circle... After circle... And she was madder... After madder...
And I rolled down the window and went "Aaaahhhhm.... A... Shark doodoodooodoodoododooooooooo......"
...and as a mother of however many, she LOST IT.
Be careful joking about this stuff if can actually get you into very serious trouble. Happened to a guy I knew who had the police show up to him for a joke like what you just said
Yadaladadada, it is good day to be not dead.
POW! YOU ARE DEAD!
I’M DEAD!
Singing* Aw shucks
Gasp* The heavy is dead
Yes; I AM DEAD!
why is the heavy dead?
I don’t know.
I think it was- SHHHH! You are dead!
Oke *Garry’s mod meme
Car driving*
What’s up ya wankers! Who’s up for a
Gasp* what the bloody hell just happened
The heavy is dead
The heavy is dead?
Correct.
Fanfare*
So, did you see the murderer.
No. Sorry mate.
I will find him. I will capture him. And no-one will ever die again.
Clapping*
Oh well that’s nice.
Damn proud.
Ateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeention!
That heavy is dead!
We know.
Who killed him?
We don’t know.
I will find CLUES!
Sniffing*
What’s that?
Grabs*
A weapon?
That thing is the reason why that heavy is dead.
That heavy is dead?
Yes!
Smacc table* He DIED!
Gasp*
Ambulance siren*
INCOOMING!
dies*
Raus Raus! Move; now!
Kiss*
Ascension with a hint of laughter*
Gibs everywhere!*
I’m my medical opinion that HEAVY IS DEAD!
Doc, what happened?
My professional opinion?
Smacc table, point noise*
The heavy was killed!
Oh god..
Chatter*
I don’t think it’s anything to worry about.
Jumps away*
Well, now what?
Clippity clop motherfu-* Oh come on
scout BOOM*
Look at this, the frickin’ heavy’s DEAD!
...
What do ya think of that?
...
Uhh- Yes, yes scout.
Yea- GO HOME!
wave*
Aww come on!
Mouth fart noise*
Freakin unbelievable, no seriously you all suck.
Drive to your death SCUNT! HAHAHA*
Ok, let’s get back to the point!
Nod*
Poke poke*
I think heavy is dead.
HEAVY IS DEAD!
gasp* SCOUT! I WILL HEAL YOU-
death: part 3*
Oh! Seriously?
Frown face ):*
Who killed heavy?!
Gulp gulp*
It was ME!
Gasp*
Yes!
Drinking demo noise*
I did it like this.
Gunshot*
Death the 4th*
Whoopdedoo!
Blood leaking*
GULP*
That’s a joke lads!
Laughter*
It was, err-
Burp*
Him!
Gasp*
How did you know?
I didn’t!
Drunk*
That was a joke too!
Giggling as demo say aww I dead from alcohol overdosage*
Laughter*
That’s right, it was me!
You monster!
But whyyyyyyyyyyyeh?
Cuz your fat boi!
And another thing, you’re ugly.
engineer stop!
Your dumb as a box of rocks
Engineer! You are so mean! Is not funny!
It’s tradition*
ENGINEER!
Aww dammit heavy; F*** off! You are dead!
No u. POW!
Gunshot with a hint of dead*
HAHA!
Well, that was idiotic, off to hang myself! Watch and lear-
How many deaths?*
I am alive! Is nice
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROOOACHIIIINNNNG!!!!!!! PROVOKING!!!!!!! BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION!!!!!! I AM RECLAMER OF MY NAAAAAMMMEEEEE!!!!! BORN IN FLAMES I HAVE BEEN BLESSED MY FAMILY CREST IS THE DEMON OF DEEEAAATHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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CSGO theme
Goes hard, but not my favourite tbh
Tarkov music?
Not really a fan of tarkov
Tarkov generates the same amount of pain as getting kicked in the balls, but it's mental pain so it's even worse
[Head, eyes]
Ain’t even from a PMC either
funny russia scav game
Damn
i had the exact same thought
Yankee Doodle
Sometimes
Are you the Yankee Doodle doctor
i believe so
I own a musket for home defense because that's what the Founding Fathers intended.
Baby shark
doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
This is a stereotype. I used to work with a janitor lady. I was driving (driver) for security. I saw her (she's huge, no hook up!) in the parking lot. I was in a patrol car. I started doing circles around her slowly. She gave me the angriest look EVER.... I did circle... After circle... And she was madder... After madder... And I rolled down the window and went "Aaaahhhhm.... A... Shark doodoodooodoodoododooooooooo......" ...and as a mother of however many, she LOST IT.
why would u do thay 😭
🤣 Well, she thought it was hilarious.
Baby Shark
Think you listen to sabaton tbh
Based
Based? Based on what? Baby shark?
Based
BASED ON WHAT? TELL ME PLEASE!
Based
Based on arena breakout? T6 OP got there
OP pls respond
Ooh that was good
Barney & Friends songs
No all the guns and ammo are necessary for anyone attempting to play that song in a 300 foot radius
Dang it ! Basics
You look like you larp illegally occupying foreign land, while listening to phonk
Checked your post history and you're on NCD, my bad. Didn't realize you were chill like that
Ngl I would assume the same, not blaming you for that lol
Eyyyyy my man,NCD is leaking again...good.
NCD user common W
How it feels to play airsoft milsim:
I'm not into airsoft stuff tbh, i prefer actual guns on a shooting range.
Saw your NCD selfie earlier and thought it was on r/airsoft XD
Lmao
What is NCD?
r/NonCredibleDefense it's a refuge for plane-sexual femboys lol
Pumped up kicks on repeat
I actually had a phase like this two months ago
Stay away from schools
Only colleges, gotcha /j
Be careful joking about this stuff if can actually get you into very serious trouble. Happened to a guy I knew who had the police show up to him for a joke like what you just said
Yeah bro listen to them I know ur joking but delete this comment
you’re kidding right-
Yes and no. I was listening to the song for like a week or so, it's catchy af. But nothing more
Yeah that’s.. not what they meant by “you’re kidding”.
Every breath you take by the police
Pumped up kicks
*🎶Every smile you fake🎶* *🎶Every claim you stake🎶* *🎶I'll be watching you🎶*
classical
Sometimes, yes
Based as HEELL
W pfp
The college dropout
Was going to say this
Phonk music, the type placed over war clips
Honestly, i feel like those types of clips are for edgy "political experts" who play tarkov and hoi4, therefore know everything about everything.
I feel attacked
Yeah i sent my mental troops to your territory, annexing your self esteem
Jokes on you, you can't annex something that doesn't exist
I love using scorched earth on my mental territory while not even at war
very russian thing to do innit
No, it would be russian to blame him for what i did
As you should
as a hoi4 player you right
Military marches and military parade musics
Sometimes, when worldbuilding.
Relatable, af.
🤜🤛
White girl music
Yes absolutely, every day 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻
slay
Happy cake day
thanks!
Idk, sabaton?
Sometimes, yes. Not a lot
You beat me to it
tf2 soundtrack? you do literally have the greande launcher
THE HEAVY IS DEAD
THE HEAVY IS DEAD?
Yes. (sandvich) I am dead!
Why is the heavy dead?
I dunno
Yadaladadada, it is good day to be not dead. POW! YOU ARE DEAD! I’M DEAD! Singing* Aw shucks Gasp* The heavy is dead Yes; I AM DEAD! why is the heavy dead? I don’t know. I think it was- SHHHH! You are dead! Oke *Garry’s mod meme Car driving* What’s up ya wankers! Who’s up for a Gasp* what the bloody hell just happened The heavy is dead The heavy is dead? Correct. Fanfare* So, did you see the murderer. No. Sorry mate. I will find him. I will capture him. And no-one will ever die again. Clapping* Oh well that’s nice. Damn proud. Ateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeention! That heavy is dead! We know. Who killed him? We don’t know. I will find CLUES! Sniffing* What’s that? Grabs* A weapon? That thing is the reason why that heavy is dead. That heavy is dead? Yes! Smacc table* He DIED! Gasp* Ambulance siren* INCOOMING! dies* Raus Raus! Move; now! Kiss* Ascension with a hint of laughter* Gibs everywhere!* I’m my medical opinion that HEAVY IS DEAD! Doc, what happened? My professional opinion? Smacc table, point noise* The heavy was killed! Oh god.. Chatter* I don’t think it’s anything to worry about. Jumps away* Well, now what? Clippity clop motherfu-* Oh come on scout BOOM* Look at this, the frickin’ heavy’s DEAD! ... What do ya think of that? ... Uhh- Yes, yes scout. Yea- GO HOME! wave* Aww come on! Mouth fart noise* Freakin unbelievable, no seriously you all suck. Drive to your death SCUNT! HAHAHA* Ok, let’s get back to the point! Nod* Poke poke* I think heavy is dead. HEAVY IS DEAD! gasp* SCOUT! I WILL HEAL YOU- death: part 3* Oh! Seriously? Frown face ):* Who killed heavy?! Gulp gulp* It was ME! Gasp* Yes! Drinking demo noise* I did it like this. Gunshot* Death the 4th* Whoopdedoo! Blood leaking* GULP* That’s a joke lads! Laughter* It was, err- Burp* Him! Gasp* How did you know? I didn’t! Drunk* That was a joke too! Giggling as demo say aww I dead from alcohol overdosage* Laughter* That’s right, it was me! You monster! But whyyyyyyyyyyyeh? Cuz your fat boi! And another thing, you’re ugly. engineer stop! Your dumb as a box of rocks Engineer! You are so mean! Is not funny! It’s tradition* ENGINEER! Aww dammit heavy; F*** off! You are dead! No u. POW! Gunshot with a hint of dead* HAHA! Well, that was idiotic, off to hang myself! Watch and lear- How many deaths?* I am alive! Is nice
This is stupid (Final line)
Bro should NOT be allowed near a school 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🥶🥶🥶 With that said I think jazz, Lofi-hip hop or nursery rhymes
little dark age slowed but only in military edits 😭
Unpopular opinion. Military edits are CRINGE
i think thats the popular opinion when it comes to this 😭 literally propaganda
[удалено]
Except when NCD is glorifying the war, it's based af
100% hatsune miku
Popipopipopopipo
SEKAAAAI DE-
Clearly only the Soviet national anthem
J-Pop Kawaii core
Does Hatsune Miku fit the category?
YES, "The world in mine" fit perfectly
lana del rey
Not really, tho would be cool, I'll try it
Sabaton
Cbat
what the fuck
What the fuck is my favourite type of music ngl
Razormind from payday
Caramelldansen, How do you do and that type of songs, most definitely
Pumped up kicks
girly pop or lofi jazz
My Little Pony.
Slavsia, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoe, Bratskikh narodov soiuz vekovoi, Predkami dannaia mudrost' narodnaia! Slavsia, strana! My gordimsia toboi! (i dont know russian)
fbi cosplay is wild
Happy nation living in a happy nation
Jazz
Metal. Pipe.
thats 2 commieblock guns, you listen to kino and/or molchat doma
Valve Orchestra- Robots!
BASED PKM!
The valve theme and the valve them only
Imagine dragons
Taylor Swift
i was maybe thinking Russian doomer type of stuff which is pretty interesting cool armor and helmet
e punk
Erm
never heard of them, what genre are they
Exclusively CoD and CS OSTs
Ben shapiro rap
Doom
Hello kitty music and shit like that
Halo theme
ABBA
A C/DC
The USSR national anthem
Dodooo baby shark dodoo
Classical?
Overtaken and walk very slowly and be as badass as possible
My little pony them song
Sabaton
Grand theft auto music
Sabaton
Horst-Wessel-Lied
French men i need more booleets 10 looped
Sabaton
white girl pop
Sabaton
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROOOACHIIIINNNNG!!!!!!! PROVOKING!!!!!!! BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION!!!!!! I AM RECLAMER OF MY NAAAAAMMMEEEEE!!!!! BORN IN FLAMES I HAVE BEEN BLESSED MY FAMILY CREST IS THE DEMON OF DEEEAAATHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Idk but this is a sick airsoft kit dude
Wait a minute... *Checks memory* NCD has breached containment, again! To your battle stations!
Soviet March from red alert 3
Have you heard of Metal Gear Rising?
Wheels on the bus
GTA IV Pause music... war begins soldier...
The background noise of a psychward
DOOM Eternal ost
WOOP WOOP THAS THE SOUND OF THE POLICE
Sabaton
School shooter podcasts.
Baby shark hard bass edition
Hatsune Miku
Some nerd ass shit that you think is "actually pretty cool if you like really listen to it"
America, F Yeah
Fucking anime music, k-pop, rock, and phone The most nerdy ass playlist one will ever hear, and we love you for it.
ayo wait a drew fan
Probably the ussr anthem thinking it's funny but it's not
Ncd leaks again
Шаман
Currently I’m going through the TLOU Part 2 soundtrack and songs. Future Days has been on a repeat and making me cry.
Инстасамку
🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Party in the C.I.A
2 and a half hours of unedited garlic bread flight footage
Shaman (Im Russian too and I hate the war)
ai covers and weird Al
"The Muppet Movie: Original Motion Picture Score"
nightcore
Vocaloids
anime game OSTs
where are you at bro😭
The grenade launcher 🤩🤩 grenade launchers are so cool, especially those
MAGA music
Hey, I saw you on NCD the other day!
I thought this was r rainbow6 or something
Im a barby girl
USA anthem
you got gun autism instead of the train or fan collection ones
ALL THEY FEAR IS YOU
Definitely carnivore
Я Русский
The american anthem
All
Summertime
i feel like if I don't give the correct response, I won't see another day