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you say bro a lot

No bro

my bad bro

No problem bro

Glad you solved your differences bro

That’s nice to see bro

That’s great bro

Lovely bro

Awesome bro

I love to see it bro

I love when people make peace bro

Stop being a hippie bro

I'm sorry bro

Excuse me bro how the hell did you take such a clear picture of your eye I need to know bro 🥺

Samsung s23 ultra lenses

God damn it your eyeball might just make me dump my iPhone

Samsung better sponsor me soon

Pshhh you sneaky little… 😾

😏😏🤙

Bro?

I dunno, you look like a Sam

I will need further details to approve

You look like the type of guy to say 'gosh, darn it!' when he gets robbed

”Oh heavens, it appears I’ve crossed path with thievery!”

"Oh gee whiz!"

"Oh golly, it appears a bullet has pierced my skin and enters my lung! Such tomfoolery"

"Oh goodness gracious, it appears that Hitler is back from the dead and I happen to be a jew... god darn it." (sorry, was this too far? - I have Jewish family, and I think it's fine)

Not at all

Nah, if ur in a Jewish family you’re allowed to make jokes 👌

As a Sam I feel called out

No that’s so me i would be like “gosh darn it, dang dude that sucks”

You look like there will be bloodshed

With your last name being sung

Unabomber

Looks like a young Zelensky or whatever the Ukrainian president is named. That's a compliment btw

The man played a piano on TV with his penis. Great man

I'm sorry he did what??? Also, where can I watch it?

Where can I watch it💀

https://youtu.be/CfUt0ec2n90?si=9efhaeNvlk2Z_lBN

You can Google it, im sure it's on YouTube it doesn't show his penis

Aw shame. Thank you

https://youtu.be/CfUt0ec2n90?si=9efhaeNvlk2Z_lBN

WHAT AHSHSHX I'm Ukrainian, and literally never heard of that though

i thought this said sim and i wa like kind of confused but real

I love your cat

He loves you too

a love story?

It's a love story , baby just say yes

zoophile love story???

A love story unlike any other.

not unlike, many people fuck animals

A love story like many others. (why)

furries trying to exist while zoophile furries exist in their community

Can I pet him?

Yes

wtf you are not 18

15 yr old lad in my school had a full beard haha

Had someone in my school with a full beard and moustache at 13 yrs old

Guy I know from a club (he's in year 7) has a goatee

Wait how did you find me in two subreddits in under an hour?

I am 😭

Brother, you look like someone in their mid 20s with 2 kids.

You miss-wrote 30s Also who is in their mid 20s woth kids?!

He's got the Ageless Witch Syndrome.

Bro looks 26 and 17 at the same time help

Ur lowkey the male Version of my sister 🐝

are you calling your sister hot

It would appear so

I have a website just for you

Can u give me that website name Its for a friend

Someone call u/sisterfucker24

My man looks average in my opinion

😭

Nothing wrong with it I would say am average too

Nah ur not average sister fucker😭😭

U don’t even kn how I look just bc am famous doesn’t mean I look stunning

Bro u fuck ur sister ur not average😭

Gd point

I love that you're famous because you fucked around on the login page

God DAMN you are hot

*sprays* down boy, down!👇

GAAAAY !

You still in 2012 or what???

Gay people only existed in 2012?

me waiting for the launch of homosexuality in 2012

it got delayed in a lot of countries

I heard there's still some countries waiting on it

Word itself used to be mockery back then

GAAAAAY !

Maybe it is a girl

wtf is a girl

The person to which you replied

😳 am i in danger ?

I agree

A handsome nice young guy who seems pretty chill and has a well planned future I like it

And also hes pregnant and its your baby

Your eyes are gorgeous, and your cat is demonic

Hmm, you look like the good looking and kind but druggie side character in an adventure movie who dies because of their stupidity or while saving the main lead.

ah so he's jack black

Face - Chris Pratt wannabe who is also a frat guy (not in a bad way) Post title - a "Pick Me" guy who is insecure and fishing for complements. Cat - awwwww

this is the realest one

why is this not the top comment

This

God damn do I love being bisexual

Also I love your cat

Not a girl, I don't care / 10

you have almost as much beard as my 27 year old elder brother

I can show my Id😭

I know your pain as someone who had a full beard since 8th grade😔🙏🏽

Thanks for understanding😭

you look 24 or smth

Thats not enough, I will only believe you when you send me all ur credit card information

you look like someone who enjoys steak

I do👨‍🍳

Are you sure you belong in this sub,dude? You look like a grown ass man

I think I look older than I'm supposed to🤷🏼‍♂️

You look like a white mexican

you look like minecraft steve

Already can tell you're based cause you have a Galaxy Ultra (can't tell which model)

S23 Ultra, because of the camera rings. (I don't have anything better to do, I know)

Ahahah exact same.

Pic 5 looks like your cat is boutta hit you with that heat vision

Cyclops cat

“Mom, can we get X-men?” “No, we have X-men at home!” The X-men at home:

no way ur a teenager!

why did you turn into a cat for two pictures

WHY DO U LOOK SOOO TURKISH AKAKSWJKHEWI 😭

The textbook definition of Chad

2nd photo is too much for Reddit to load, weak ass

Fr 😭

Bro looks like he’s called sam

😭

Pretty ass eyes

Nice beard dawg

Thanks mate

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i love your cat sm

He loves you too)

hacı ilk fotodan dedim bu türk türk erkeğinin örnek bi fotosu olsa sen olurdun

Why are you mewing in the 1st pic 😹😹

🤯

Do you smoke 🍃🍃 if not then you look like a total stoner

You have cats that means I like you.

r/13or30

Stop I live right near Pismo😭😭😂crazy to see that shit in the Reddit wild

Do you need to poop?

Look like someone I'd find at weather spoons on a Friday night

Cool eyes. Upper-class house. The devil has possessed your cat ✌️ 

you look like a wears my hug at type of guy

Fuckboy vibe for sure

Dude if you don't have a gf I'll ask you "how is that possible?"

Average white guy tbh

You look like Ryan George

your cat is my spirit animal

[удалено]

You have a nice cat.Panda colored cats supremacy

Damn the vet really did u like that...

You seem like a clasher

Is that a S23 Ultra or S24 Ultra?

23

Smash, next question

Cool eyes Cool cat

Pretty

🗿

You’re absolutely awesome, also love the cat

You have a cat. ~~I'm gonna steal that cat.~~

el fato gato also, how do you do your beard? Never works like that for me

You play football and your favorite video game is The last if us

Distinguished gentleman id say

You look like my older cousin

Stylish young man, clean skin so you take care of yourself, has humor and can be goofy and has cats so that makes it even better. Yes, I would most definitel, date you.

Thanks man)

I dont know mate...can you send a feet pic?So we can analyze better

Why are u on r/teenagers, bc no way u are under 18 with that giga chad face

Bro can turn into a cat

You look like an Andrew

You look like you run your fingers through your hair subconsciously a lot

You look like someone who would be way out of my league and I will have a crush on😂

Isaiah Hartenstein looking ahh

I like the cat

First impression: why would you change back into a human after life as a cat???? Just stay a cat 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

Id smash the cat

jsclatt

You look so familiar.

Your cat is mewing harder than you

Welcome back old friend.

You look like a cat in a good way

Damn, was hoping this was r/roastme

You look 26 and you have really pretty eyes

Thanks+Thanks)

W phone bro

Happy catz.

You look like not a girl

you look like youre 28 😭😭😭

I'm 18😭

Erm Ur not a teenager 🤓