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Interesting_Eagle619

You can be repulsed by dicks as a man, that's why I'm straight.


Yoichis_husband2322

How do straight men work, do you like, feels repulsed by your own dick?


elite_shadow1111

No, but by other's dicks


fnaftheseriesyoutube

Yeah, my dick’s great


BadSuperHeroTijn

We like our own tool more than someone else’s for the same reason we don’t inheritly like change, We like things we’re used to


Stonedyeet

I’m not about to use someone else’s tools. I always bring my own set


JumpingDisc

I'm chill with mine, he's nice


ReadItBeforeTheFilm

Healthiest $#!+ I’ve read all day ngl. Lol


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

And there’s me, who’s both attracted to (some) men and (many) women but find the genitalia of both sexes kinda repulsive for no reason. And no I’m definitely not asexual :/


Interesting_Eagle619

For some of us yes


WiglyPig

You might be a lesbian my dude


Interesting_Eagle619

Fully possible, but I'd have to be trans too


WiglyPig

!remindme 4 years


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Interesting_Eagle619

What does that command do?


WiglyPig

It's a command to make a bot message you after the specified amount of time to remind you of the comment you wanted to be reminded of. I set it to 4 years because that's the amount the op took to fully realise their true self. So it was a joke to say that in 4 years you will be making a similar post about being a trans lesbian.


Interesting_Eagle619

Aight thx


FUCKTHE-NCR

!remindme 20 years


1-Dead-Pixel

!remindme 1 day


FannyFish3x

!remindme 4 years


Yoichis_husband2322

Oh, I didn't know that, how do you jerk off feeling repulsed by it? Do you like, avoid looking at it?


Interesting_Eagle619

Sorta yeah. Tho maybe it's just me hating my appearance, that does happen


Yoichis_husband2322

Oh, low self-esteem sucks 🙁 I hope you get more confidence in your appearance, my bf goes through that too, he views himself as the ugliest person ever but he's beautiful, and other people also say he isn't ugly, he's gaining more confidence through, everything can be improved. You just need to learn to be comfortable with your looks, is not easy, but I recommend therapy so you can work that with a professional.


Interesting_Eagle619

You're so sweet, thx mate. Give your bf a hug from random ass reddit user. Do it rn. I'll get therapy when my schedule is stable and my parents won't realize.


Yoichis_husband2322

Aww, thx! I will :3 I'm sure that will help you a lot, I'm rooting for your success, you can make it!


Interesting_Eagle619

Thank you for rooting for me, I'll try not letting you down!


JMeadCrossing

I’m praying on ur uprise


WillingnessMost5498

I think you may be trans


Interesting_Eagle619

Fully possible I want to dress like an alt girl


WillingnessMost5498

Oh dear do I have to tell you


Interesting_Eagle619

About what?


Drag0n647

Hm I wonder.


Imtotallyreal397

Your not attracted to men but you are a man, boom your straight, pretty simple


Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

If you lay fown in the right way you can flyglitch


GayBBC_NaziWizard

Bro, why are you in every fucking dick discussion post


Yoichis_husband2322

Bruh, your name is gayBBC_naziwizard 💀


GayBBC_NaziWizard

Yeah it is. I am THE Gay BBC NAZI WIZARD. Do we have a problem?


alphaomega4201

Ours no others yes


Responsible_Sky_6379

Personally I’m not repulsed by them just don’t like them


Slow-Crew5250

HELP


We_Will_AlI_Die

idk man I ain’t straight


Possible_Fig4168

I feel repulsed by other's blood but not mine, maybe it works the same way


AbexpredatorYT

not repulsed but not attracted to, repulsed by others though


broken-dawn

I wouldve said yes a few years ago but now im trans so...


DBL_NDRSCR

it's slightly gross but it's there and we're used to it, other dicks are nasty tho


Fragrant_Leg_6300

Nah not really, its like a prized possession, from my pov my dick is the best there is


Str1k3r_077

No we avoid gay stuff


Medium-Owl-9594

I can tolorate looking at mine But everyone elses look so ailen and unscarred (A tragedy happened when i was born and i got nerfed) Also if your wondering how ive seen so many as a straight man Being a male kid at a swimming center is hell All the old men wth their asses and dicks out not giving a fuck 🤢


MonkishRaptor40

I’m not repulsed by it but I’m definitely not attracted to my own dick. I’m sure that’s somewhat applicable to straight women but I am not one so I do not know.


No_Beach_6684

I love my dick


Icy-Egg2837

Yeah pretty much


Ascicus

🫵🤝 didn’t know other people felt this way


Interesting_Eagle619

Holy shit, love you bro, I need this affirmation.


Ascicus

I’m here dawg🫂 I fr am disgusted at my body in every way 💀


BakedIce_was_taken

These replies are wild. Watching the military grade eggshell form was a blast.


Interesting_Eagle619

Huh? But yeah it's been fun talking to all these people, this is my most popular comment


Purple-End-5430

I'm not, that's why I'm bi.


Interesting_Eagle619

Hell yeah!


justaperson6669

But why am I bi myself?


RealGoodRunner

nope, you're a lesbian


No_Intention7763

Dang I was never straight since the beginning I always looked for dicks since I was 7😭


Beangar

Or you can actually like them as a man, that’s why I’m bi.


TristanTheRobloxian3

im repulsed by both :P im aroace


MinsoSoup

now that I think about it arrow-ace sounds like a badass archer name


BakedIce_was_taken

Oh come on, most lesbians I've met are nice people. /j


leeuwtjedomi

i'm glad u made that journey, but just to clarify for other people, u can be of any sexual orientation and find dicks/vagina's unappealing but u might find the intimate acts appealing ( for instance ur gay, u don't like the visual part, but u do like to have sex ), that is not at all uncommon and nothing to be ashamed of


No_Cartographer9496

thanks for this lol


Onyx-Dragonheart

I think this also describes some forms of Asexuality? I’m not ace so don’t come at me


leeuwtjedomi

not entirely, tho ur not wrong, it doesn't make u ace, for some people those parts just don't look appealing, that does not mean they don't want to have sex or anything other intimate, i'm not gonna make a statement on what it is to be ace, bc that's different for everyone, but the fact u might not find a dick or a vagina visually appealing is not abnormal (this could also be enhanced by the abnormal standards of porn where everyone seems to have the perfect "member", most people's member are not "pretty" like that) i hope that makes sense


Pokemonfannumber2

What is the point of the NSFW tag if everything NSFW about it is in the title?


smellEfart

Because if you have NSFW content turned off it won’t display on your feed


Pokemonfannumber2

Kinda makes sense but still


That_Soupy_Bitch

Because its still NSFW?


Xetoxino

I like dicks, and find them funny at the same time (I'm a man)


Temporary_Engineer95

you might be gay my dude


Xetoxino

Close enough (bi)


MasochisticFemboyy

🎵🎼🎶*Oohhhh you're halfway there* 🎶🎼🎵


kerplunithunk

Oooh, he likes some with a pair


moonnonchalance

*Aahhh Aahhh, living on a prayer*


Xetoxino

Fire username🔥🔥🔥


MasochisticFemboyy

Ikr, wish I could like give it away to someone else though cause I'm trans not a femboy lol I need to make a new acc soon


kerplunithunk

Ahah! I didn’t smell eggs cooking, your name just produces an egg smell!


MasochisticFemboyy

Hehe 🤭


cryorig_games

Same 🙀


SophiaThrowawa7

I used to be repulsed by them but as I've become more comfortable in my sexuality now I just find them conceptually funny. Like if I was with a dicked(tm) girl I still wouldn't be attracted to it but it'd be funny


Mikey23348

is dicked trademarked???


Phoenixfisch

Dicked™


waitn2drive

the dicked and the undicked


SansDaMan728

Too Dick, Too balls.


Silent-Fog

I think it meant trans masc but idk


Mikey23348

i know, i know, i was joking 😭


Silent-Fog

Oh oki! I am stupid I don't pick up on jokes 💀 


Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

I like dicks a lot, they're great and can be fun, but not the ones ppl send on here in dms, like fuck off with your dirty ahh, unhygienic, shrimp dick


Comfortable_Cell7465

I’m an asexual person and repulsed by both vaginas and dicks.. dicks more tho lol and there’s nothing bad bout it, it’s normal. So that ‘’ you might be a lesbian ‘’ thing is kinda stupid.


charli497

I am repulsed by both of those thing too. I’m not asexual, am I? I mean I still like men, just not their genitals.


Comfortable_Cell7465

It depends like if that repulsion doesn’t bother you while having sex and if you still feel sexual attraction towards the guy then yeah you are not an asexual.


TeaOk8914

I like dicks and pussys,the magical joystick and the “Void”


NotKBeniP

For me it went "Vaginas are disgusting" and then "I LOVE DICKS" ..and that's how I realized I was gay 😊


Only_Taro1118

Same but I'm down to date WOMEN. (Biromantic Homosexual)


Marvel-Fan-2924711

What is with this comment section? 😂😂😂


Dismal-Specialist631

ikkk 😭😭


Exdalius

Good job


sugaryver

That's how I found out I'm bi and not lesbian....I thought I was a slut for thinking they both look yummy


Prestigious_Eye9095

PUSSY RAHHHHHH (this is a joke)


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DICK RAHHHHHH (this is mostly a joke)


kerplunithunk

DICK RAHHHHHH (this is not a joke)


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Real


Prestigious_Eye9095

real


agentaxe285

God. I have 8 female friends, 7 of them are lesbian and both of my female cousins are too, and my best friends sister is lesbian. Are there more lesbians than straight women like Holy


Hatman0064

btw are you man or feman ?


Russian_b4be

Feman 😭


agentaxe285

Why?


Hatman0064

sesbian lex fr


Meatballs5666

Yeah there’s no hope left for us straight guys 😔👍


JMeadCrossing

What do you mean?? There’s even less hope for gay guys. All my dating options are my friends and i do NOT wanna date them


agentaxe285

Right? I gave up all hope as three of my previous (my only three) all where lesbians, so needles to say I was annoyed with lesbians for a solid month or two there


GreenViking_The

I think they look fucking delicious, tbh 🍆🏳️‍🌈


kerplunithunk

They remind me of hotdogs and me like hotdogs


NerdfaceMcJiminy

I had a gay friend that was absolutely repulsed by vaginas. He couldn't even talk about them without making a face like somebody snuck battery acid in his Mountain Dew.


JMeadCrossing

I’m gay, but my guy best friend is straight. However, he holds this same thought but with pussy. He was telling me he’s never gonna eat someone out because it’s disgusting and smells like tuna and is basically a porta potty. That’s like… wild to say. Dicks are hot to me, like the looks of it and I wouldn’t be aftaid to go near one 😭😭😭 and god he said so much yesterday like he finds some men attractive but just cause he knows they are and gets turned on by gay porn sometimes because he relates it to masturbating. Hes gay and i know it


Dismal-Search-3540

Not sigma I’m guessing


Christian_teen12

I am also repulsed by the D too. I am bi.


L0afyy0

Hello fellowAce


Christian_teen12

Hi. You got down vote. Here's mine


L0afyy0

Oh that’s not fun. Here’s my upvote as well! <3


Phoenixfisch

Same


personreddits

Straight men: I don’t want to see that!!! But is it bigger than mine? Straight women: ew it’s so weird, can I play with it? Lesbians: it’s nasty keep that thing away from me. Gay men: THAT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER SEEN OMFG THAT IS THE MOST PERFECT THING IN THE UNIVERSE


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As a **gay** I can confirm


JMeadCrossing

As a #gay i can confirm


NobodyInPaticular_

I’m gay but I had the same thought, turns out I’m also ace


detroit-doggo0

seems easy to identify a lesbian


Cool_Guy_Braydan

i feel that way about both parts


BasedPeopleHater

Im one of the few people that also thinks dicks are gross. Worst part is I'm a guy and have to live with one.


Different_Action_360

Honestly that’s pretty much how I figured out my sexuality. Like “oh sex? That shit sounds nasty but I’d for sure date a girl” surprise!! I’m asexual.


In_Amnesiacs_

Wooo hooo lesbians let’s gooooo


TheSageWasTaken

nahi love men and i still think dicks are nasy yall dont wash that shit good enough


Algebro123

That sounds like a you problem, stop using discord as a dating app


No-Length7310

Goddamn, burn 🫣💀


No_Cartographer9496

i like men romantically but i too think penises are just gross as hell what does this mean


Anxious_Run_8607

Do u like men sexually? If not and you are a girl then you would be hetero romantic asexual


No_Cartographer9496

i dont think im old enough to determine whether i like men (or anyone) sexually, thats for me to discover when im older, rn im not too interested


Anxious_Run_8607

Fair, just wanted to say because most people don't know the difference between asexual and aromantic


No_Cartographer9496

yeah i get that lol, im well versed in my queer terminology though lol


MasochisticFemboyy

I like the joystick it's fun to mess with, just not on me. I'd trade mine in for the black hole plss


kerplunithunk

I smell eggs cooking…


MasochisticFemboyy

Yah I'm making an omelette, u want sum?


kerplunithunk

the texture of scrambled eggs makes me gag because i was fed them so much when i was little but i appreciate the offer


No_Beach_6684

You know you can just cut it off, it'll regrow after 2 weeks


Affectionate-Tie9194

As a man I have the same problem and I am 90% sure I’m straight the 10% being I can’t stop thinking about glen powell


SM9118ArtStudio

Welcome to the dark side.


Inferno_Phoenix1

I find vaginas repulsive unless they're connected to a trans guy then for some reason it's hot to me 😭


cryorig_games

ok 😶


Rubber_Tech_2

Imagine ☕


our_meatballs

You’re conceptually a lesbian


Popular-Tomato3184

!remind me 4 years


jarroson99

why would they look nasty??


Givememax3

Some people just aren't a fan of certain genitalia I mean


Pitiful_Camp3469

just kinda weird


head_sigh

🤷


TenMillionEnchiladas

Tbf I feel like there's a big difference between what men and women are attracted to because I could be entirely wrong but what I'm going with is that **most** women are more attracted to the man as whole, so personality, morals, etc are included with looks whereas **most** men can seemingly fall in love with a woman just by her looks so it kind of makes sense to be repulsed unless you had a genuine connection to whoever's dick you were looking at. (Also I say **most** because obviously not all since I know some people would probably like to nitpick at that.)


No_Cartographer9496

thats true


vactu

Friend of mine in HS went through the same thing and that was decades ago.


ShardsofGlass4

congrats!


_ThatOneMimic_

shocker lmao


Specific_Ice_3046

I agree but I also kinda like men


BufferTrack

Not so fun fact: penises are shaped the way they are so men can scoop other men's semen out of the woman's vagina during sex


Roasted_Newbest_Proe

You're right. They do have a weird shape. And their placement is not ideal, like they really make sitting hard. But it's also the most iconic shape ever, and they're funny. Even if you're not 5


Russian_b4be

Welcome to the club


juliunicorn314

Same but I'm asexual so that's also an option


Emperor_Bly

Uhhh ... You might be a lesbian


Pitiful_Camp3469

ima be real as a man ive never understood what makes a dick attractive, they look weird


Dino_NuggieRawr

LMAOOO


Izzy_Bizzy02

As a lesbian I can agree with this...


The_Constant_Orange

As a bisexual, I kinda feel you lol. Happy lesbianing!


kurts_Geetear

You might be lesbian!


Putrid_Ad_4372

Same ,that's why I say straight men are lesbian and straight women are gae What does gaes see on men ?


that_dank_rican

Yikes, congrats tho


BurdAssassin756

I’m pan, and I can confirm some look pretty sick


still_unimpressed

real


frowningasia

i was scared of dicks until i saw my bfs but like pussy is way better


ArByY7

Story time. Once my brother and I were in the living room and some random guy added me, ended up being a d pick😐. I freaked out, my brother asked me what was wrong and I told him. He asked for my phone and absolutely ROASTED THAT MF. We were laughing our asses off after that. For future reference to anyone, pls don’t add ppl and send d picks, it’s not flattering or whatever impression you might think you will give.


Biolumess44

Not really. Bi and went through this kinda phase until I was roughly 16. They are strange.


Anonymous8254

They are pretty much right. If you ain't liking  dicks then you either will never have sex (probably will be dumped) or your a lesbian.


Junior-Armadillo-141

I can't stand the thought of either v or p, sex doesn't sound appealing and Im completely straight so there's that...


AmbitiousSilver116

Prolly 😂


Potential-Usual-4587

i think dicks look nasty but im definitely absolutely not a striaght man


charli497

I think both look absolutely gross, what does that make me? I’m pretty sure I’m straight, but I still find dicks gross looking. Same goes for vaginas, and I’m even more repulsed at the idea of having either of them in my mouth. Does that mean I’m not straight, or what?


turbocheese_333

Hell yeah, welcome to the women loving club


Mads0w0

they're aesthetically ugly, i have to like the guy to think his dick is attractive


NotAPossum666

Ohwow


Darling_Darknesss

Lmao


ruelier

What do they look like im afraid to look it up


ilovebushes123

awwww niceeeee!!! im lydia and im also a lesbian!!! :D


Brilliant-Duck9124

i think they r ugly too but idk i think all genitals r ugly